"Alas...... Lost! ”

The fat man at the entrance of the cave took a long breath to hide his tears. This hellish place is really evil! Why can't it cross the river?

This time there was no need to rely on keen hearing, the screams of the white eyeballs and the subsequent footsteps were like thunder, and Lang Yuan under the gun also stopped operating-alas, there are times in life that must be there, and there is no time in life to force ......

The fat man put on his shirt and pants dejectedly, got out of bed and pulled on his slippers, and moved the sofa behind the door. Returning to the head of the bed and leaning back, he turned on the fluorescent lamp.

It's not that leaning on the head of the bed is suitable for forking, but it needs to be covered up. The little fat man below is not very obedient in the first place, and he is going to rebel at this time - big brother, is it really appropriate for you to toss your brother like this, but you want your own life!

Lang Yuan also put on his shirt, and the expression on his face was a little numb. The fat man smiled at Lang Yuan, Lang Yuan grinned, and his eyes moved elsewhere. Or maybe it's a mess and just wants to be quiet.

Silence is unattainable.

Bai Yanqiu and Director Ma rushed into the room one after the other, followed by two joint defense players, which was so lively......

"Die!"

The four little eyes of the two joint defenses were full of killing pleasure. They are already very familiar with the small toys such as flashlight batons, and how many good men with cow forks have been electrocuted and incontinent, so that they dare not shout grandpa - this is the advantage of equipment, but also the advantage of the organization, Lao Tzu on behalf of the government to destroy you!

As the government represented, Director Ma is also bloodthirsty and cruel in his eyes. The little rabbit cub actually dares to play Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu will play you to death tonight, ah no, Lao Tzu will play your wife to death, you stand by me and watch the ceremony! What plays yours is the four joint defenses, they are rough people, they don't look good, they love to eat coarse grains......

In fact, a flashlight baton is enough, and Director Ma ordered two joint defenses to go together, one is to attack the heart with anger, and the other is to show respect to the fat man - it is not easy for a big man to be electrocuted all at once......

"Ahh

"Ahh

Two screams came, and Director Ma smiled fiercely on his face, and he was about to step forward with his throwing stick held high - beating the water dog has always been Director Ma's patent - but his throwing stick froze in mid-air......

I saw that the two joint defenses were trembling like chaff, and their faces were also twitching violently, as if each had an evil ghost planning to break out of their faces!

Director Ma discovered the problem at this time, and the two flashlights were actually turned at the same time - joint defense B stabbed under the ribs of joint defense C, and joint defense C stabbed joint defense B in the lower abdomen!

"Slap", "Slap", the two flashlights fell to the ground one after another. But the two joint defenses did not recover from the state of sieving chaff, and a pair of good chicken fats supported each other and slowly collapsed together. After falling to the ground, the four calves were still twitching, and the evil ghost on his face ran away, leaving his mouth and eyes crooked, tears in his eyes, and salivation in his mouth......

"Boss! I can't move, I can't move! The fat brother knows martial arts, and no one can stop him! ”

There was a feeble shout from the dead oil head outside, and the dead oil head was helped into the door by the joint defense armor. With a big bag on his head, he looks like a Buddha.

Director Ma glared at the dead oil head with difficulty - Nima didn't say it earlier!

Director Ma had already said that the fat man would do sorcery, but he was reprimanded by Director Ma. Now the question is, does the fat brother know witchcraft or martial arts?

Whether it's witchcraft or martial arts, you can't win......

The white eyeballs hiding in the corner also widened their eyes, and it seemed that the black eyes were not small. The mouth was also wide open, but it was covered with small hands.

"Little sister, go and close the door, the wind is strong, and then your sister-in-law will freeze." The fat man smiled at the white eyeball, the little girl was innocently involved in right and wrong, and she had to prevent her from being retaliated against in the future.

Of course, the most important thing is to give this mouthful. The fat man turned his face to look at Lang Yuan again, Lang Yuan still had no expression on his face, but he looked a little bored, or was he physically and mentally exhausted and couldn't concentrate?

"Oh? Oh! The white eyeball easily reacted, and ran to close the door lightly, and when he came back, he was still standing in the corner. Although I was embarrassed to look at the fat man, I couldn't help but peek.

For the first time in seventeen years, I wanted to see a man.

Oh, the second time. The first time was when the fat guy returned to the room in uniform with a dead grease head......

The fat man carefully lifted the corner of the quilt and got out of bed. The quilt is covered with my brother's baby, but I can't let the idlers wait to see it. Wearing a shirt is not a good either.

Zhuo pulled on his slippers, and the fat man picked up Joint Defense B and Joint Defense C one in one hand, and threw them under the root of the north wall, which was the most spacious. It was thrown quite high, and it landed with a bang, but it was all back and butt on the ground. Although the two joint defenses were almost thrown to their senses, they were not in danger of life.

Originally, Director Ma was still thinking about the abnormal movement, let the two dead oil heads come over, and it should be no problem to escape out of the door, right? Seeing that the two joint defenses almost flew over his head, Director Ma suddenly extinguished the fire - these two guys, although they can't talk about big shoulders and round waists, but they are also one hundred and fifty pounds up, and they just flew over so lightly?

"Big brother, it's a little misunderstood......" Although the smile was difficult, Director Ma worked hard.

"It's nothing, I'm willing to gamble and lose." The fat man slapped his hands on each other, and sat down at the end of the bed, as if he was very interested in the electric baton, "This thing, electricity doesn't kill people?" ”

"As long as the electricity is not continuous, there shouldn't be much of a problem. But I've also seen people who have been stupid by electricity, and they have been running for a lifetime. Director Ma answered very rigorously, and practice also brings true knowledge.

"Oh!" The fat man nodded and received, he has learned new knowledge today, but the new knowledge needs to be verified. He pointed to the dead oil head and said, "You, come here and do a test!" ”

I? Why me...... The dead oil head pointed innocently at his nose, and finally did not dare to disobey the order, and walked over with a chirping.

"Do you want to try to be electrified, or do you want to try to be electrified?" The fat man asked amiably.

What does this mean, fat man? The fat man was stunned by the question, and finally decided to answer the question according to the paper, and made the most rational choice, "I, I want to try, the electric man ......"

"Okay, let's do it." The fat man agreed with a smile.

"Me, who am I calling?" Dead Oil Heads trembled and unhooked his flashlight.

"Whatever, if you don't have electricity. Director Ma said that continuous electricity is easy to flow. The fat man waved his hand and gave the dead oil head a lot of choice.

"Oh......" The dead oil head looked left and right, and there were still a lot of people who had no electricity-the fat man himself, as if he didn't say that he would also try to be electrocuted. Fat lady, then you don't dare to try.

Electric white eyeballs? I don't dare, I was knocked on a bag just now and I didn't say it, it looks like the fat man is planning to take the house! Didn't you see that her eyes were full of little stars when she looked at the fat man, and the fat man spoke to her gently-what a cheating father, don't you say it earlier......

What is the director of electric horses? It should be in line with Fat Brother's intentions. However, Director Ma has no choice but to electrocute Lao Tzu to death!

Yes, there is only one option left.

The dead oil head pressed the switch of the flashlight baton, and screamed, and slammed back and stabbed the joint armor in the stomach!

"Ahh

Fortunately, the dead oil head was awake after all, and quickly withdrew the flashlight, and looked back at the fat man with hesitation - fat man, the test can be over, right?

The fat man nodded thoughtfully, and pointed to the joint armor again, "It's your turn." ”

The joint defense armor did not collapse after all, trembling all over, and finally unhooked the flashlight baton. The procedure for the trial is clear, and the choice is equally great. The joint defense armor did not hesitate to stab the dead oil-headed stomach - I electrocuted you ungrateful bastard, it was Lao Tzu who untied you, why didn't you suffocate you just now!

If the Buddha is electrocuted, it is really a different style. It's just that the fat man's eyes are not very focused, and he seems to have no match.

If the fat man didn't speak, no one in the room would speak, and no one would dare to move the place. Finally, the fat man pointed at Director Ma with his chin, "Director Ma, do you choose to be an electric person or be electrocuted?" ”

"Electric Man." Director Ma replied in a trembling voice.

"Okay, let's do it." The fat man nodded without wind and fire. Everyone knows the difference between electricity and being electrified!

"I didn't bring a flashlight baton......" Director Ma was a little embarrassed.

"Isn't there a two, pick one, pick one." The fat man pointed to the head of the bed, where the flashlights belonging to Joint Defense B and Joint Defense C were still on the ground.

"Oh!" Director Ma walked over with vague steps, picked up the flashlight and returned to the same place.

Although he was very close to the fat man, and when he picked up the flashlight, he was also very close to the fat man, and the fat man didn't seem to look at him, but Director Ma didn't dare to give the fat man or the fat lady a look. You may not be able to get this dead fat man with electricity, I didn't see what happened clearly just now, and the two flashlight batons were actually bent......

So, electricity who?

The fat man's request was to choose a random one who had not been electrified, but all four joint defenses had been beaten. As soon as Director Ma's gaze turned to the white eyeballs, the fat man shook his head, "It's not good to bully girls." ”

Belch...... Then there are only the virtuous couples left?

Director Ma was really heroic, and finally gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, and the flashlight stabbed him in the stomach! With the electric spark of "Boom", Director Ma sat on the ground like a willow in the wind. Or maybe you didn't grasp the heat, it was more ruthless than the dead oil head and the joint armor stabbing each other.

"Ruthless enough, single enough, I obeyed you!" The fat man's mouth was slurking, let this guy lie on the ground for a while.

"Little sister, do you want to try?" The fat man looked at the white eyeballs kindly, but there was no such opportunity.

"Huh? Can I do it too? The white eyeballs of the little liver jumped rapidly, and the eyes glowed with excitement, and they really looked a little eager to try.

The fat man is secretly funny, this little girl is still a character who is not afraid of heaven and earth, brother is just polite. However, the matter has come to this, and the fat man nodded solemnly.

The white eyeball immediately jumped out lightly, picked up the flashlight at the head of the bed, and stabbed it in the stomach of the dead oil head with a whoa. However, why didn't it make a "clattering" sound?

The face of the dead oilhead twitched vigorously, as if it had really been electrified. When he looked at the fat man, the fat man's eyes seemed to be open, and the dead oil head had to point to the flashlight with difficulty, "You have to press this switch......"

"Ahh