Chapter 5 Stinky or Ugly?
The night became thick, and Changsheng finally woke up, he groaned, struggled to support his body, looked around blankly, and saw me in a beautiful posture at a glance.
"Xiao Luan'er, what are you...... Is it exercising...... Hahaha......" Little Podao couldn't help but laugh.
It's really a stinky little road without sympathy, the old lady is not for you to be like this, although it is a piece of cake for us female ghosts to pose motionless all night, but this ugly appearance is autonomous, I Ye Xiaoluan is also dignified, little thief, the old lady hates you to death......
Although my heart turned a thousand times, my eyes turned up and down, left and right, and kept warning this little broken road. Fortunately, Xiao Podao was not dizzy by the smell, and finally suddenly remembered what happened last night.
His eyes cautiously turned to the right, and he was deeply Sparta. Not far to the left of the small break, stood a large rat, no, rather, a thing that resembled both a mouse and a cat.
It was about the size of a palm, and it looked like a cat and a mouse, but it wasn't clearly a mouse or a cat. The little thing has a round body, a round head, round eyes, and round ears, and it seems that everything is round, even the ears are round, but it looks like a miniature version of a fat panda.
And like a panda, the hair on its body is black and white, the black part is pitch black and shiny, and the white part is as white as snow. But unlike the panda, most of its body is black, only its round belly is white, as if it is wearing a white round belly pocket, which is clearly distinguished from the rest of the place.
"It's clearly a Totoro......," I muttered to myself. But this thing is the same as Totoro, and it is also standing upright on the ground.
Seeing this familiar gadget, Changsheng was shocked and exclaimed, "You are a thief!" ”
The chinchilla didn't seem to be afraid, nor did he rush to escape, but jumped to the edge of the small square table, it raised one foot, kicked the wooden lattice of the steamed buns, and raised its head at Changsheng, grinning, and its eyes widened, looking at Changsheng with fierce eyes.
Changsheng felt his scalp tingle, this thing is a cat essence, but it's too fine, and the smart one wants to be a villain.
Seeing that Changsheng ignored it, the little monster of Totoro got angry and kicked the wooden lattice a few more times.
"What do you want to do with this thing, do you still want to eat steamed buns?" Changsheng reacted suddenly, but after thinking about it, he became a little angry, "But why? Is this a thief still reasonable? ”
"Go, go, go! If you want to eat, find another place! Changsheng waved his hand and said viciously.
But the Totoro was not afraid at all, but jumped towards Changsheng again, opened his mouth wide, and made a gesture to breathe, firing its earth-shattering stinking bomb.
Changsheng was so frightened that he covered his nose and took a few steps back, he didn't want to ask a second time about the smell of last night. Fortunately, the little monster stopped again, and it didn't really smack.
At this time, it raised its front paws again, pointed at me who was imprisoned by it, and then clenched its claws, looking very arrogant.
"What...... This chinchilla monster thing is actually threatening, and I have actually been reduced to being a poor hostage, no, ghost hostage...... "It's really drunk to sit on my part, I screamed angrily in my heart, but unfortunately only two eyes can move."
"Little Ancestor, what do you want to do?" Changsheng put down his hand, obviously understood the threat of this chinchilla, and said helplessly, "The steamed buns have been eaten for you, what more do you want, I don't have anything to eat here." ”
The little monster shook his head, and actually smiled at Changsheng very vividly, and then raised a front paw and pointed out the door.
"You...... Do you want me to get it again? Changsheng looked surprised and hesitated.
The little monster nodded.
Changsheng couldn't help but take a breath of cold air, and his heart was shocked. The little monster pouted again, his eyes widened, and he looked a little impatient.
"I'm not going!" Changsheng also got into a temper and played a bachelor's game, "You have to eat yourself!" "Oh my God, is there still heaven in this world, the thieves have become robbers, and they actually come to eat the overlord's meal viciously.
The little monster suddenly grinned, as if urging immortality, and at the same time showed a smile on its face, its hair stood on end, as if it had given an ultimatum, and if it didn't go, it would have to take action again.
Changsheng was a little hesitant, this little thing not only came from a strange origin, but also acted inexplicably, first as a thief, then as a robber, Xiao Podao had never encountered such a strange thing, and it was really difficult to completely come back to his senses for a while, and his heart was also inexplicably panicked, and he always felt weird.
He looked at poor me again, thought about it, and finally compromised, shook his head helplessly, and turned and walked out the door. The little thing saw Changsheng go out, but sat on the ground again, and wiped his face with his front paws, like a cat washing its face, but it looked leisurely, and it didn't seem to be in a hurry.
It entertained itself and ignored me directly as air, I was so angry that my teeth itched, little monster, you wait, the old lady will definitely take revenge.
"Knock knock" Changsheng knocked on the door of the chartered mother.
"Auntie, ...... again Give me a few more steamed buns, but ...... May I? Changsheng asked embarrassedly.
Mother Liu's eyes widened, and she looked at Changsheng with a look of surprise, her eyes were extremely complicated, there were doubts, surprises, and seemed to be a little angry.
"Stinky boy, did you eat all the steamed buns at night?"
Changsheng was stunned, and then his face suddenly turned red, and he said with an embarrassed face: "Auntie, I'm ...... I'm growing my body, and I'm sure I'll cure Ruo Ruo when I'm full......" Xiao Podao had no choice but to think of a very bad interface.
Mother Liu thought that it would cost at least dozens of silver dollars to invite a fairy woman, and this stinky boy could still afford to help with only a few steamed buns, so she nodded, turned around and loaded seven or eight steamed buns for Changsheng.
"Thank you, auntie......" Without waiting for Mother Liu's reaction, Changsheng directly took the steamed bun and ran back.
"Ahem, this kid is really, are you afraid that I will regret it......" Mother Liu looked at Changsheng's departing back and muttered with a little dissatisfaction.
Changsheng trotted all the way back to the room. The little monster was still squatting on the ground, but when it saw Changsheng, it immediately jumped up and looked straight at Changsheng, its big eyes shining with excitement.
"Here you go!" Changsheng put the steamed bun in the wooden lattice.
The little monster immediately jumped up, pounced excitedly, and finally saw clearly how the little monster of Totoro ate, it did not eat one bite at a time, but swallowed the steamed buns one by one, and in the blink of an eye, seven or eight steamed buns entered its round belly.
After eating, the little thing opened its mouth wide and made a lazy waist, and its sharp teeth were exposed, and then it lay down, hugged its head and closed its eyes, and fell asleep.
Changsheng couldn't help crying and laughing, thinking to himself that this little monster was really missing, did he really regard this as his own home. Emboldened, he quietly walked over and pushed the little monster's head.
As if it had been electrocuted, the little monster suddenly jumped up, baring its fangs at Changsheng, and the hair on its body stood on end. Changsheng was startled and quickly took two steps back.
The little thing shook its head again, and snuggled its mouth at Changsheng, looking a little dissatisfied, but the hair on its body quickly returned to its original state, and it quickly lay down again.
"Quite a temper, what the hell are you?" Changsheng squatted down again, and whispered softly as if talking to himself.
But the little one opened his mouth and meowed like a cat.
"Are you really a cat?" Changsheng was surprised, a little incredulous.
But the little monster sat up again, shook his head at Changsheng, and his face looked very stern.
"Not a cat? What is that? "Immortal Wonder.
But the little thing meowed again, and waved its front paws proudly.
Changsheng was stunned, then smiled bitterly, nodded and said, "Okay, then do you have a name?" ”
The little thing's eyes lit up, and he suddenly seemed a little excited, and barked at the immortal cat again.
"Kittens? Little meow? Meow meow? Changsheng asked one by one.
But the little things shook their heads one by one and denied it.
"Blackie? Xiaobai? Changsheng looked at the white circle on the little thing's stomach and continued to guess.
The little thing still shook its head.
"Balls? Round? Changsheng felt that these two names were quite appropriate.
The little thing still shook its head.
"And what's your name?" Changsheng is in trouble, and I feel like I can't think of anything else.
The little thing meowed again.
"What's your name? Are you a cat? "Changsheng is also a little impatient.
The little thing was still pulling its throat and kept calling: "Meow, meow, meow...... Whew! ”
But after Xiaodong meowed a few times, he suddenly screamed like a tiger, and his voice suddenly became very loud, and even the whole room seemed to be shaken.
The little thing's voice suddenly changed, and Changsheng was also so frightened that he sat on the ground, his face was full of surprise, and he was surprised how the little thing's voice suddenly became so loud.
After the little thing screamed, I was suddenly able to move, and after I was stunned, I couldn't help but laugh when I remembered its interesting conversation with Changsheng, and pointed at the little thing: "It's quite like screaming, don't you say you're a tiger?" ”
"Let's call it Ah Hu." Seeing that I was fine, Changsheng also smiled.
"It's not good, Ah Hu doesn't sound good, besides, it looks like a tiger, and when others hear this name, they want to laugh at us." I thought that since this little monster of Totoro was not leaving, I would just take it as a pet.
"And what do you call it?" Changsheng thinks it doesn't matter, he can call it anything.
"I think it's so fat, like a pig, it's better to be called a pig, haha." I want revenge back.
"Roar!" The little thing looked dissatisfied.
Changsheng pondered for a moment and continued to mend the knife: "En...... Doesn't it fart, or maybe it's called stinky, right? ”
I glanced at Changsheng and took revenge again: "Which eye did you see it farting, it stinks from its mouth, it is bad breath...... Hahaha......" glanced at the little thing and saw that it was on the verge of madness, and hurriedly said, "The stink is really ugly, then let's call it ugly......"
Zhang Lang looked indifferent, and pointed to the little thing: "Okay, I'll call you ugly in the future......
It's just that he didn't finish his words, but he suddenly screamed, but it turned out that the little guy suddenly opened his mouth and bit his index finger fiercely. The little guy's face still has a silly smile, and he looks harmless to humans and animals.
I couldn't help but shudder, it seems that I will not provoke this little chinchilla in the future, it is simply a human and ghost.