6 Beauty, you are sick
For the people of Raocheng, who have spent half a month in continuous rainy days, today's bright sunshine is especially suitable for travel, and it is a Sunday, and there are more than three times as many pedestrians on the road as usual.
Among them, there are the most pedestrians on the pedestrian street, beautiful girls, handsome guys, seductive young women, cute children, and occasionally you can see a few old people twisting aerobics.
Of course, there are also some young criminals with bad heads, and there is one on a chair in the middle of the pedestrian street, at this time, he is looking at the crowd of people, and his mouth keeps muttering.
"Well, this guy is good, and the rise in wealth is a sign that he is going to get rich. Well, let me see, it turned out to be a windfall, not a lottery win! Do you want to go up and ask him what number he is going to buy today? ”
"This old man's life fire is faintly extinguished, and it is estimated that he will not live long, but it seems that he is over eighty years old, so he should be regarded as the end of his life."
"This fat man has a hint of black in his life, he must be sick, let me see which part is wrong. Obediently, it turned out to be a kidney deficiency, Made, you can't do it yourself, why do you want to harm others. I don't know which unlucky woman is not up or down, and it is estimated that it is uncomfortable to be. ”
"Damn, what is the identity of this middle-aged man, his power is so high, and he is at least a department-level cadre!"
The second young man was wearing a peaked cap, a black windbreaker, and an eye patch diving goggles, so he was naturally Ji Xiaozhuan.
Since listening to Xiaomei's suggestion, Ji Xiaozhuan thought for a long time and finally thought of a way to get both, that is, to dress up in disguise and then go out. It doesn't matter if you don't go out, as soon as you go out, you really see something super scientific. The first time I saw these things was on the doorman Lao Li, and I really startled him at the time.
The obscene old man in his fifties had three fires burning on his body, one on his head and one on each side of his shoulder. However, Ji Xiaozhuan reacted, this should be the three fires that the legendary living people have. Later, there was another research, during which he cheekily made a phone call to Xiaomei, although in exchange for a scolding, but he still knew the principle of the three fires. The fire on the head is the main life, the left shoulder is the main wealth, and the right shoulder is the sovereign.
After experiencing the special abilities of 3D glasses, Ji Xiaozhuan took the trouble to play with it as if he had bought a new mobile phone. Under this toying and research, he really understood a lot of things, and if someone came to him now to see a picture or a doctor, it would definitely be accurate.
However, this matter cannot be publicized, and if it is exposed at that time, it will not cause unnecessary trouble. If you attract the attention of someone who cares, kidnap yourself, dissect and study something, it's over. I'm now a scumbag with a combat strength of only 5, and if I really encounter that kind of thing, I'm afraid I can only be caught. After all, the previous self was too ordinary, and people with a little bit of energy can find out their background with a casual check, and they really can't stand the scrutiny of others.
In half a day, Ji Xiaozhuan stopped the research on 3D glasses, firstly, because he had passed the freshness, and secondly, he was a little hungry.
After taking off his glasses, Ji Xiaozhuan got up and walked into a shop with the head of a white-bearded old man painted on the sign. This old man smiled very kindly, of course, Ji Xiaozhuan didn't come in because of his kindness in smiling. He would enter the shop simply because it was close to the chair he was sitting on.
After walking into the store, Ji Xiaozhuan regretted it a little, he couldn't figure out why this treacherous old man who looked kind to smile on the surface, but was actually smiling, was so popular, was it because he was from a foreign country? I saw a long queue in the hall, since it was even more lively than the outside.
"Hey~ What are you doing standing here?" Just when Ji Xiaozhuan was hesitating whether to change the family, a soprano voice came from behind him.
Looking back, well! Sometimes the world is so small, and the one who scolded him behind him was the beautiful woman he saw in the guard room in the morning.
After Wang Xiaolu's reminder, Ji Xiaozhuan found that his position was a little awkward, as if he was queuing and passing by.
"Of course I'm queuing up to eat" The loser didn't lose the momentum, he inadvertently moved his steps, and stood directly behind the team, Ji Xiaozhuan glanced at Wang Xiaolu with an unhappy face. Then he looked at his nose and nose, and slowly moved with the team in front of him in boredom.
Wang Xiaolu didn't recognize Ji Xiaozhuan, and that's right, after all, Ji Xiaozhuan had already changed into a vest, and it was an otaku suit in the morning. At this time, he was wearing outing gear. If you are not an acquaintance, it is still difficult to distinguish at first glance, because the image difference between the two is a bit big. Otherwise, the ancients would not have said that people rely on clothes, right?
"Hmph~" Wang Xiaolu didn't bother anymore, and snorted coldly and chatted with his colleagues.
"Lulu, has the mask you bought online the day before yesterday arrived?" It was Wang Xiaolu's colleague and roommate who spoke, and the freckles on her face were destined to be the green leaves next to Wang Xiaolu's flower.
"It's been the morning, I forgot to tell you, and the things are on the living room table." For green leaves, the attitude of flowers is extremely gentle, at least, more than 100 times more gentle than Ji Xiaozhuan.
Hearing the conversation behind him, Ji Xiaozhuan was secretly unhappy, this woman scolded herself twice when she saw herself, how could she be so gentle with others! However, if he is unhappy, he still has to admit that this girl has a good voice when she speaks normally.
"You don't know that when you sign in the morning, you meet a scumbag, the kind of person who looks very frustrated, and he is very rude, so he will cut the queue when he comes up." I don't know if Wang Xiaolu has nothing to talk about, or if he is particularly impressed by Ji Xiaozhuan's otaku image, since he talked about the morning.
"Really? What are we in the building? Green Leaf was very concerned about flowers, so he asked with some surprise.
"I guess so! At that time, I was wearing slippers, and I was very familiar with the guards, and the two of them made an appointment in front of me! As he spoke, he laughed.
'Woman, woman, is really a creature who likes to spread rumors, so it's obviously a very bold invitation between men, how can it taste bad in her mouth! Hearing Wang Xiaolu emphasizing the word of the covenant, Ji Xiaozhuan was even more unhappy.
"Haha, don't tease Lulu, okay?"
Hearing Luye's words, Ji Xiaozhuan secretly smug, "Be wise, don't be moved by rumors." ”
"The old guard downstairs still has someone to make an appointment, this is too hungry to eat!"
"Alright! I was wrong. But after hearing the second half of the sentence, Ji Xiaozhuan felt too slapped in the face, and he praised her just now.
Fortunately, this double destruction of Ji Xiaozhuan's body and mind did not last long, of course, it was not that the two women behind him stopped talking, but that the team in front of him was gone.
"A family bucket and a Coke." Ji Xiaozhuan waved his hand at the waiter and put 100 oceans on the service desk.
When the waiter pushed the food in front of him and ran away with his things, he was afraid that he would be in a hurry with the two brainless women if he stayed any longer.
Heaven is fair, and after destroying Ji Xiaozhuan, he was given a table, but when he was worried about the position with his things, a few people around him left in a hurry, and by the way, they also took away half of the food they had just eaten.
Sitting at the table, looking at the envious glances of those who were still standing, the unhappiness just now was swept away, and the people who came to eat tended to gather more and more, and it was not easy to find an empty table.
"Excuse me, can we sit here?" didn't wait for Ji Xiaozhuan to be proud for too long, and a pleasant voice came into his ears.
Seeing the woman who spoke, Ji Xiaozhuan felt as if he had eaten a fly, it was none other than those two brain-dead girls.
"If you don't speak, you'll acquiesce!" Ji Xiaozhuan just wanted to refuse, but Luye said first, and after speaking, he sat down opposite Ji Xiaozhuan proudly. In that way, it was like Ji Xiaozhuan invited her to sit down.
"I'll bear it!" In desperation, Ji Xiaozhuan could only vent at the chicken leg in the bucket, and took a hard bite and secretly thought, "Little girl, don't be complacent." ”
After eating two chicken legs, Ji Xiaozhuan felt that his stomach was no longer so hungry, so he took out his diving goggles from his pocket, fiddled with them on his hand, and then inadvertently put them on the bridge of his nose, as if he was testing the quality of his diving goggles.
"Poof~" It's just that what Ji Xiaozhuan didn't expect was that he thought that the seamless disguise still attracted the attention of the two brainless women, and the two laughed out loud in unison.
"Haha~ handsome guy, don't be so funny!" It was Luye who spoke, and he didn't forget to add, "Our Lulu doesn't like to tease, if you want to get his attention, it's better to change the way!" ”
"Ahem~ Women, in addition to liking rumors, I also like associations." Ji Xiaozhuan thought, when did he need this way to attract the attention of others? Although it was embarrassing, it did not affect his determination to 'peep' at the secrets of his second daughter.
Now that he was discovered, Ji Xiaozhuan didn't hide it, put on his glasses and looked at it openly. Originally, he wanted to see if he could see the embarrassing things of the two women through the diving goggles, and then take revenge. But this look made Ji Xiaozhuan see some other things.
The three fires of the green leaves are burning very normally, and the wealth fire is faintly burning more and more, and there should be a small fortune in the near future, which is nothing to say. But the life fire of flowers is not good, there is black gas in the life fire, and the black gas occupies almost half of the country, which is a sign of terminal illness.
From a different perspective, Ji Xiaozhuan began to scan the body of the flower, and finally his gaze fell on the position of his chest. At this time, there is a thick black gas entrenched there, and the 'sick qi is in the chest'Unfortunately, the 3D glasses can only see the appearance of these super-scientific phenomena, and cannot specifically analyze what type of sick qi it is.
Seeing this, Ji Xiaozhuan had no thoughts of revenge, this level of sickness was the most serious one he had seen for half a day in the morning. I don't know how serious it is, but it's definitely not easy.
Thinking about it, the eyes of the flowers also changed, from the unhappiness just now to sympathy.
"Hey~ Where are you looking?" The second daughter doesn't care whether Ji Xiaozhuan's eyes are sympathetic or unhappy, there is only one kind of look in their eyes-Zhigougou, and Luye, who had a good impression of this handsome guy just now, was suddenly unhappy when he saw Ji Xiaozhuan's straight eyes.
"Cough~" Ji Xiaozhuan didn't speak, but sighed deeply, "I'm really a good person!" ’
It stands to reason that in order not to expose the special abilities of the 3D glasses, he shouldn't care about this matter, but in the end, he still can't bear the kind condemnation and decides to tell the other party. After brewing his emotions for a while, he said in an extremely serious voice:
"Beauty, you're sick!"