vs 719 A drunkard is not to be provoked
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(2016 is here, on the first day of New Year's Day, I wish all readers all the best in the new year, and all wishes come true.)
Today is even later, I have gathered the three watches, and our "Master" should also have a good start in the New Year, and I received a monthly pass on the first day, so happy! Friends who have a monthly pass, smash it at speed, as long as the monthly pass is powerful, the anger will continue to explode! )
(At the same time, the official Weibo of the promotion of anger, Sina username: I am angry love.) Ask for attention, pay more attention, and anger will explode! Come on! )
Li Huaifeng's cheeks were red, drunk and hazy, holding a wine jug and talking and laughing loudly with the poppy. Poppy heard the sound of fighting and scolding at the foot of the mountain, and immediately stopped Li Huaifeng.
"Li Huaifeng, did you hear it, there seems to be a fight at the foot of the mountain?"
"Huh?" Li Huaifeng said in a daze: "Yes, I thought it was the target." ”
Yu Meiren frowned: "Which one is from the deep mountains and old forests?" The ghost is crying wolf, what kind of object? ”
"That's right, let's take a look."
The two of them hid their breath and ran lightly to the bottom of the mountain, and saw from a distance that in the depths of a dense forest, four people were fighting together.
Li Huaifeng took a closer look, and it was actually the black and red heroes who were fighting, and the two of them were fighting with the other two people, but it was obvious that they had fallen into disadvantage at this time.
"Black and Red Heroes, your martial arts road will end here!" A man shouted violently and struck out a palm, the red woman couldn't dodge, and the palm was beaten upside down and flew out, vomiting blood.
"Red Girl!" Seeing that his lover was injured, the black man was in a hurry, and he couldn't save people, but he was caught by the opponent and punched him in the heart, and the whole person threw himself towards the Red Woman, and fell in front of the Red Woman, also spitting blood.
Two people, one tall and one short, walked in, looking at the two of them and sneering.
"Oh, what a pitiful!" The tall guy said: "The declining people who have been eliminated from the Eight Horses of the West Garden are really miserable!" ”
The fat man said angrily: "You deserve it, you don't die, follow that monk to offend the hidden family, isn't this a brain disease?" With this IQ, it is already a great fortune to live to this day. ”
"Phew!" The male black man said: "Martial arts scum! ”
"Martial arts scum!?" The tall man pointed at them and said, "The current scum of the martial arts is you!" You offended the hidden family, the Tang family is a soft persimmon, and they didn't execute you, but now it's the turn of the Zhou family to sit in the village, do you think the Zhou family will let you continue to be rude!? ”
"The Zhou family represents the hidden family, the hidden family represents the martial arts convention organization, and the martial arts convention organization represents the fairness and justice of the martial arts! And we, as the new Eight Horses of the West Garden, represent justice! You two traitors are scum! The fat man said indignantly.
"Nonsense!" The Red Woman said: "Today's hidden family has become a predator who is high above and only thinks about his own interests, where can I really look at the appearance of this martial arts!?" The upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, they fight openly and secretly, and the bottom is naturally open and dark, and the whole rivers and lakes are fighting and killing, you are obviously the spoilers of this rivers and lakes, why do you think you are the manager!? How can you say that you represent justice!? ”
"I'll go, you really didn't die unjustly." The fat man said: "What justice, rules, it's all bullshit, I've been mixed in the martial arts for half my life, haven't you figured it out?" Whoever has the most power is the master! Whoever is good at kung fu is a father! Justice or something, it's just talking about fun, strength is a qiē! ”
"Don't talk nonsense with them, one by one, slaughter something!" The tall man said: "The power of the Zhou family is still waiting for us to go back and reply!" ”
"Good!"
The Red Woman took a sip and said hatefully: "I can't imagine that my husband and wife will be heroic all their lives, but they will die in the hands of you two scum, I am really unwilling!" ”
The black man approached the red woman: "Red sister, in the next life, may we still be husband and wife!" ”
"Okay!" The tall man pouted: "You two leave a number, and we'll contact you in the next life." Fat Dragon, do it! ”
The two men walked towards the two of them with knives, and they didn't talk nonsense, picked up the big knife, and slashed at the black and red heroes.
The thin tiger and the fat dragon slashed at the two people one by one, but the knife in his hand was stopped by a Japanese battle at the same time.
The two of them were shocked at the same time, in this deep mountain and old forest, there was still a master, and the breath was so hidden, and the action was so crisp, the two people had a tacit understanding, and they jumped backwards together, and shouted and asked: "Who!?" ”
"Your grandfather!" Li Huaifeng resisted the Japanese sword, his little face was flushed, and he was triumphant.
"Eun Gong!?" The black and red heroes were pleasantly surprised, and said in their hearts: The sky is endless, my husband and wife, at this critical moment, they actually met Engong again.
The thin tiger and fat dragon glanced at each other: "Good boy, do you know who you are talking to?" ”
"My grandchildren!" Li Huaifeng carried the Japanese war knife, his little face was flushed, he raised the wine jug and took a sip.
The thin tiger smelled the pungent smell of wine, and saw the same drunken poppy behind Li Huaifeng, and smiled: "Who should I be, it turned out to be a pair of dog men and women who were drinking heavily in the mountains!" Don't open your eyes, get out of the acquaintance, Lao Tzu is doing things for the hidden Zhou family, do you know the martial arts convention organization!? ”
Li Huaifeng was not angry: "Wow, I'm so scared, I can't help but want to beat you up!" ”
The thin tiger and fat dragon glanced at each other, and did not attack with Li Huaifeng's nonsense, and the black and red heroes immediately reminded loudly: "Engong be careful, these two guys are masters of the fighting soul level!" ”
Between Li Huaifeng's body suddenly fell, the knives of the two people were in the air, and their bodies were unstable, Li Huaifeng stood up again, the knife did not need to be cut, and it was used to draw it sideways.
With two snaps, the faces of the two Thin Tiger and Fat Dragon each had a red blood purlin with two fingers wide and narrow, as if everyone had an extra blood-red bar on their faces.
The two of them felt a hot pain on their faces, and went to see Li Huaifeng together, but they were lying on the ground, about to fall asleep.
The two of them rushed over angrily again, trying their best to deal with Li Huaifeng, Li Huaifeng was really in a trance, swaying, every time it seemed like he was about to fall, but he didn't fall completely, and he stood up coldly. You say he's drunk, but the moves aren't messy at all, and the technique is top-notch, and the movements are clever and funny.
You say he's not drunk, right? He doesn't cut or cut, he doesn't cut or pick, he uses a blade to pump people, and he turns to pump two parts, butt and face!
After a few rounds, Li Huaifeng boiled the knife, and the center of gravity of the whole person was pressed on the knife, and his eyes were closed, as if he was about to fall asleep. And these two are full of red marks on their faces, like two little flower cats, and their buttocks are also hot and painful.
The two of them knew and met the master.
The thin tiger straightened up, clenched his fists and arched his hands, and did not pretend to be forced, and said politely: "This young man, it may have been a misunderstanding just now, don't mistake the good and bad guys!" The two of us are hiding the ...... of the Zhou family. ”
Li Huaifeng didn't wait for him to finish, his whole body was parallel to the ground, and he quickly autobiography, a cold and shining Japanese war knife surrounded his body, like a helicopter propeller to draw a chilling silver aperture, and quickly thought that the tall and thin man was approaching, flying sand and rocks under his feet, and instantly passed between the two.
The moment Li Huaifeng passed through, there was a snap on the tall and thin man's face, and another red blood mark was printed on his face, and it was pumped on his mouth.
The tall and thin man wiped his mouth and found that it was all blood, and he was angry and angry: "I have good words with you, why don't you listen to people?" We represent the Zhou family....... ”
Before he finished speaking, he snapped on his mouth again, covered his mouth and looked at it, this time even his teeth were spit out.
The thin tiger covered his mouth and said to the fat dragon: "Brother, you talk to him, I'll rest for a while." ”
The fat dragon held up his big belly: "Little brother, what kind of person are you, why don't you understand the rules of the rivers and lakes?" Our brothers are kind to each other, and we represent the hidden family, you have not heard ....... ”
Syllable!
The fat dragon was pumped harder, the whole person leaned back, almost didn't fall to the ground all at once, walked back a few steps before stopping, wiped off the nosebleed, and said aggrievedly: "I just want to say that we represent the ...... of the martial arts convention." ”
Syllable!
The fat dragon feels so weird, he can be pumped to the mouth even if he covers his mouth!?
"I actually ......!"
Syllable!
"Don't do it yet, listen to me ......."
Syllable!
"Jiao, can you listen to someone talk about ......."
Bang bang bang .......
"I was wrong!"
The fat dragon shouted hoarsely: "Brother! Elder brother! I was wrong, don't smoke, no, woo woo woo ....... ”
The black and red heroes looked over, this big fat man who usually had tattoos on his face and had a sideways face, he was like a devil like a villain knife and axe hand in the devil's morgue, and he was crying at this time, and the tears of beans fell on that red face.
The two of them secretly admired, they hadn't seen each other for a long time, and Engong's kung fu had recovered so quickly! It's incredible. Also, the drunken sword just now is really authentic...... Oh no, he seems to have drunk too much...... Why did you still hold on to the big tree and vomit it?
"Brother, we were wrong, we didn't dare...... Woowoo...... Don't smoke it...... It really doesn't work...... Woowoo woo ......"
The fat dragon begged the thin tiger: "Brother, I really can't do it to you, you can talk to this hero." ”
Thin Tiger said: "I ...... I'm not good at speaking, and you don't know ....... ”
"Damn, I'm like this, I really can't say it."
Li Huaifeng looked at the two guys,
Li Huaifeng was drunk, leaned on the big tree and vomited, and wiped his mouth: "It's so comfortable." ”
Looking back, one tall and one short, one fat and one thin, knelt down in front of him, constantly begging to be let go.
Li Huaifeng was a little confused: "Alas? Who are you two? ”
The thin tiger was stunned, what did he say in his heart? Feelings, this hero hasn't sobered up yet!? Why did you drink too much and be drunk, right!?
Immediately furious: "Why do you even know who we are? Is there anyone like you? Can you drink some alcohol safely? You hit the wrong person, you know!? ”
The black and red heroes sighed and shook their heads, and said together: "Hey, there is no future. ”
Bang bang bang .......
The thin tiger's face was swollen, knelt on the ground, and said with a smile: "I didn't admit my mistake, I know that you are serious, I am much more comfortable, hero, I am not tired of you, right?" ”
Li Huaifeng was just about to speak, when he suddenly felt the urge to urinate again, thought about it, thrust the long knife to the side, turned around and went behind a big tree, and began to facilitate the roots of the tree.
While peeing, he also crooked his head, and his eyes couldn't open: "Look at my knife, don't throw it at me." ”