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There was a commotion in the crowd, and people exchanged heads.

Originally, this position was prepared by the organizer for Robert and a few people alone, but after seeing the poppy and them walking into the restaurant, and then they took a fancy to this position, Robert secretly told Sù's subordinates to keep quiet and let them sit!

So, there was this scene. Robert sent a table of dishes, and was very courteous, and now he introduced the two of them on this occasion, it can be said that ordinary girls will definitely be moved.

However, Li Huaifeng also sat here by mistake, and things were not fun.

On such a strict, high-class, and high-level occasion, a kid eats with a mouth full of oil, and the table is full of elbows...... Below is a group of gentlemen and ladies waiting to speak with red wine glasses...... One can imagine how embarrassed Robert must be.

"Uh...... This gentleman. Robert said with a straight face: "Don't you know the etiquette of dining!?" ”

Li Huaifeng raised his head and said, "Etiquette!?" Where did I break etiquette? I'm just looking for that elbow! ”

Some people around him had already begun to laugh, although it was Li Huaifeng who was laughing, but Robert also felt that he had no face, and said sternly: "Please don't look for it." ”

Li Huaifeng stood up and pointed at Robert: "Whew! You stole my elbow!? ”

Robert pointed to himself in surprise: "Me!? I steal your elbow!? ”

"It's you, you have a grudge against what I just did, so you steal my elbow to relieve your anger!"

Robert had never seen such an unbelievable person, and was immediately very angry: "Sir, for the sake of you being a Chinese, I can forgive you, please be quiet." ”

Li Huaifeng tore off the napkin around his neck and slammed it on the table: "What's the matter, a mouthful of a Chinese, a countryman, and an inferior person, I still want to ask you today, what's wrong with the Chinese!?" ”

"Humph! How? Are you going to get your hands dirty? Barbarian? Robert was obviously not afraid of Li Huaifeng.

"I don't do it, I use my mouth." Li Huaifeng said: "There are so many VIPs here today, I just want to ask you, why is your so-called 'forgiveness' because I am from Huaxia?" ”

Robert said: "Okay, then I can sue you, in my eyes, the Chinese are barbarians, an uncivilized people, you are barbaric, unreasonable, and have no manners. It is contrary to the spirit of a gentleman. ”

Li Huaifeng smiled: "We are barbaric and unreasonable? We don't have etiquette? We are against the gentlemanly spirit!? Can you give an analogy? ”

Robert raised his eyebrows: "Okay! It's like eating! ”

"Good! I'm a foodie and love to talk about food. ”

The people around him began to laugh, and everyone was obviously more interested at this time, one of the shareholders of Waltz Enterprises, and a Chinese man openly raised the bar on such an occasion, which was much more interesting than his long and boring speech, almost everyone was more focused, and everyone seemed more interested.

This is the theorem, people are forever full of curiosity and onlookers about contradictions, no matter how mature, wise, successful, and educated. They wore suits, gowns, and red wine glasses, but they were full of interest in the public clamor of the two men. No matter how you evolve or what you wear, instinct will never be erased.

Robert said, "Good! I'll just talk to you about diet, first of all, we Westerners eat nutritious and fresh, because the nutrition is balanced, the intake is reasonable, our body is stronger, and our brain is more intelligent. Looking at you Chinese people, what are you eating? And it's all a large group of people serving vegetables on a plate, eating each other's saliva, and it's disgusting to think about. ”

"Good!" Li Huaifeng said: "I'll talk about this way of eating." You Westerners pay attention to nutrition and freshness when eating, is this different from livestock!? ”

"What are you talking about!?" Robert said angrily.

"That animal doesn't eat for nutrition, it's not for survival!?" Li Huaifeng said: "But the Chinese people eat, not only to live, as human beings, as a civilized species, the Chinese people eat, not only require nutrition, but also experience." Chinese people never eat any medium-rare or medium-rare beef, because that kind of meat is not cooked in the first place, and only wild wolves and dogs eat like that! Chinese food pays attention to color, flavor and shape! The meaning is that it represents the meaning of the cuisine, Dongpo meat is not only meat, but the admiration of the literati, zongzi is not a simple food, but the admiration and remembrance of a loyal, maintaining the great ideal of saving the country, dumplings represent the vision and good wishes for the new year, and longevity noodles represent the blessings and care ...... the elderly. Mr. Robert, I ask you now, what does your pizza represent!? What does your roast chicken and roast goose represent!? What does your salad jam represent!? What does your steak with three or five medium-rare and bloody tendons on it represent!? ”

The audience was stunned.

The corners of Robert's mouth moved for a long time, and he couldn't say anything, and he said for a long time: "Eating is eating, why are you talking about so many people!?" ”

Li Huaifeng said: "We eat not only food, civilized people eat not only to fill their stomachs, every dish in China has culture, there are stories, and they have their yearning and longing for a better life." Also, you're talking about everyone eating food on a plate and eating each other's saliva, so what's the matter? You foreigners kiss when you meet, in our opinion, it is stinky and shameless, in broad daylight, the flies between men are ugly, which is despicable! On the contrary, Chinese people pay attention to the word 'and' when eating! The whole family is reunited, sitting together, the young and the old are orderly, courtesy is the first, a plate of dishes is served, the elders and guests eat first, and then the younger generations move chopsticks, what's wrong with eating saliva? Do you know how many people in a family were in the past Chinese people? How hard does a hardworking couple have to farm to ensure that the family does not go hungry?! Everyone serves their own dishes, how can they have the effort to pull the children to grow up!? The West has the habits of the West, and the East has the civilization of the East. Ok！？ ”

Bang bang bang.

One person clapped his hands a few times, but when he saw that no one around him was shooting, he stopped. Robert glared at the man.

"Huaxia people are really capable of quibbling! Okay, I'm not talking about food, let's talk about cutlery, what do we use!? Knives and forks, one qiē, one insertion, when it's over, look at you again, it's really laughable to eat with two sticks stupidly, is this also what civilized people do!? ”

"Oooh." Li Huaifeng said: "I'm also very puzzled, you can spit out these surprising words from the liver gate. ”

Robert pointed angrily: "You curse!?" ”

"I'm swearing!? You're not anal, huh? ”

"I'm a mouth, a mouth!" Robert said loudly.

"Oh, it's pretty much the same." Li Huaifeng said.

"Far from it. How much is the difference between the asshole and the mouth!? ”

"And how much is the difference between chopsticks and sticks!?" Li Huaifeng was also angry: "Chopsticks are chopsticks, sticks are sticks, Chinese people use chopsticks to eat, not sticks, just like you use your mouth to speak, not your anus!" ”

"Good! Chopsticks! Robert was angry: "Isn't it worth laughing at taking two pieces of wood to feed yourself!?" Isn't it worth despising shì!? Is this what a civilized person should do!? ”

Li Huaifeng walked into Robert and looked straight into his eyes: "It's hard to imagine that there will be such a stupid guy as you in this world?" ”

Li Huaifeng turned around, picked up a pair of chopsticks from his seat, and showed it to everyone: "Look, this is a pair of chopsticks, a pair of very ordinary chopsticks, in Huaxia country, more than a billion people have to pick it up several times a day to eat." However, foreigners may not know the wisdom and philosophy it contains. ”

Chopsticks were called "chopsticks" in ancient times, originated in China, "Han Feizi Yu Lao" said: "The former is like a chopstick, and the chopsticks are terrifying." It can be seen that as early as the 11th century B.C., there were chopsticks made by Chinese Seiko, which means that the history of using chopsticks in China has been recorded for more than 3,000 years. In the West, knives and forks were probably invented for eating in the 16th and 17th centuries. In other words, when our ancestors invented such a wise tool to eat, your ancestors grabbed the knife and fork that took six or seven hundred years to invent with their hands! ”

People turned their heads to each other, apparently they never thought that there were so many words about simple chopsticks, and they were very surprised.

"Chopsticks, two for a pair. Even number, in Huaxia means auspicious, wishful, is the so-called good things in pairs! The top of the chopsticks is square, and the bottom is round, suggesting that the sky is round and the place is round, and it is also to reveal the truth of being a person, and the square circle should be taken into account. If you are too square, you will have less change and be easy to make enemies; If you are too tactful, you have no principles and it is difficult to become a gentleman. A true gentleman should be round on the outside and square on the inside, principled, moral, and etiquette in his heart, but the way things happen is sleek and harmonious, and he knows how to take care of other people's feelings and feelings! ”

Some foreigners kept nodding their heads, with a praising expression on their faces, as if they were full of curiosity and liking for Chinese culture.

Li Huaifeng continued: "You see, when using chopsticks, the chopsticks naturally divide our five fingers into three parts, the thumb and index finger are on the top, the ring finger and little finger are on the bottom, and the middle finger is sandwiched in the middle. This symbolizes the heaven, earth, and people that the Chinese people care about. When using chopsticks to pick up vegetables, not two of them move at the same time, but the top one is active, and the lower one is not moving; The combination of two chopsticks becomes a Tai Chi, the active one is yang, and the driven one is yin; The upper root is yang, and the lower root is yin, which is the image of the two instruments. Yin and yang interaction can be used; Yin and Yang are separated, and this Tai Chi does not exist. This is the unity of opposites, the mutual root of yin and yang. The two chopsticks can be interchanged, the active is not always active, and the lower is not always under the bottom, this is the yin and yang changeable, and everything in the world can be understood ....... ”

Li Huaifeng put away his chopsticks, walked up to Robert, and looked at him calmly: "Mr. Radish Head, may I ask what the knife and fork invented by your ancestors have any meaning and exquisiteness?" ”