Chapter 231: The Idiot Duo

After going to Old Man Sun's place to exercise in the morning, he went to the office of the Security Department, and when he entered the door, he saw Ergouzi and Zhang Tieniu talking with sad faces.

"Ergouzi, the village chief has something to do with you, so I'll leave first." After Zhang Tieniu finished speaking, he got up and wanted to slip away.

"Stop, what's wrong, you want to run when you see me?" After Xia Wencai finished speaking, he sat down on the sofa and looked at the two at a loss with a playful expression.

"You are really talented, you will be arrested for a driver's license, shame on people to know no, two dogs, you are stupid enough, you actually asked the invigilator while copying the book, how to pronounce the word barricade, I think you are mentally retarded!"

Ergouzi touched his head embarrassedly and sneered: "Didn't I forget that I was taking the exam, and I wanted to ask someone when I saw a word I didn't know."

"You're still reasonable, aren't you? And you Zhang Tieniu, don't be busy laughing at him, you are not much better, the invigilators of other people have prompted that the time is up, you have to go, you have to finish the last two questions, but you were also caught, you said that you are sick, I heard that the front is all right, if you don't finish it, you won't finish it, as long as 90 points are over, you don't let you catch the current feeling uncomfortable, right? Xia Wencai is powerless to complain about these two guys who cheated in a team, these two strange guys can evade the monitoring of the camera, but they made some low-level mistakes and were caught, shame, shameful.

"We'll pay attention next time!" The two said in unison.

Xia Wencai was so angry that he couldn't do it, and shouted: "Next time, if you dare to cheat, I won't give you a car, and I won't give you a car if you can't take the test, you can see that the old and young who went together this time have passed, even my parents and Zhang Degui can pass at such an age, you can't do it, right, you are embarrassed to cheat, even if you cheat and pass the test?" Do you want to be a road killer, will the traffic police sign it? People tell you to pull over, maybe you two stupid people think someone told you to hit him!"

The two of them were scolded so much that their heads were about to fall to the ground, and after seeing Xia Wencai slamming the door out after finishing speaking, the two of them just breathed a sigh of relief, only to see Xia Wencai open the door again and come back and shout: "I have arranged for you to take the exam again next week." If I don't clean you up!"

This time Xia Wencai is really gone, Zhang Tieniu turned his head to Ergouzi and asked, "What should I do now?"

Ergouzi took out an exam book from the office drawer and threw it to him, and said angrily: "What should I do?" Read the book, if you don't do it again, we will be miserable. If the car is gone, don't cry to death! Let's stop doing anything these days, let's read every day! ”

"Yes, yes, read the book!" Zhang Tieniu heard that the car in his hand might fly, and he also concentrated on holding the book and gnawing it, which is in response to the sentence "There is a golden house in the book"! Is the golden house afraid of Yan Ruyu? Xia Wencai didn't have anything to do after he went out. I went to Half Moon Lake to watch the crew filming, but I was startled as soon as I arrived on the shore, only to see that it was now crowded with people, and the lake was full of people and reporters, and it was very lively.

And the lake is not very peaceful, because half of the lake is rowed for the crew, but the other side can still allow tourists to move freely, but in order to see the stars up close, these people all rowed the boat to the middle of the isolation belt pulled by a small boat and blocked, looking like the scene of a traffic accident. It's crowded like a water dock, and I don't know what to do if the middle one is in a hurry to pee and wants to go out. "Kuroko, how many people are there today, tell the team members to pay attention to the safety of tourists, don't have anything wrong." Xia Wencai knew that Zhang Tieniu must be reading the "Book of Sages" with Ergouzi now, so he explained to his deputy.

"Don't worry, village chief, half of our team members have already patrolled the lake, and all the black canopy boats have sailed out, so if there is an accident, we will have time to deal with it." Heizi is also an old man in the village, and he is also familiar with Xia Wencai. After listening to his words, he explained them one by one without restraint.

After hearing this, Xia Wencai patted him on the shoulder, and after praising "well done", he also asked for a boat to drive over to see the excitement, of course, he said: Inspection!

"Yo! Their cameras are all up in the sky!" Xia Wencai looked at the few ropes holding over the lake. There are several sets of cameras sliding on it to shoot, and I said with a little curiosity.

"What's this, village chief, I heard that they will arrange a helicopter to shoot in two days, is it true?" The security guard on the patrol boat asked Xia Wencai.

"What's so strange about it? Aren't you seeing airplanes on TV every day? Xia Wencai did hear Zhang Yimou say that he would rent a helicopter to take some overlook pictures, and it seems that these security guards are quite well-informed.

"Isn't it like I've never seen a real guy, even if sometimes a passenger plane flies over us, but it's too far away, it looks like a big bird, and it's not fun at all!"

Xia Wencai smiled after hearing this and said: "How old is it, when our village makes money in the future, we can just drive a few helicopters, anyway, small civilian planes are not too expensive, but I heard that it is more difficult to fix what kind of flight permit or something in China."

"Hey! That's a good feeling, in the future, we won't patrol the boat, we will fly the plane to patrol, it's comfortable to think about it!" The security guard directly ignored the difficulties and began to get up infinitely, fantasizing about the beautiful picture of driving a tall plane and marrying Bai Fumei.

Xia Wencai almost fainted in the lake, this thing really dares to think, you think this is a bicycle, a security guard with a one for you to drive

Xia Wencai sat on the boat and rippled with the waves, watching the filming, and occasionally blowing a few words with the security guards, and he had a chic and comfortable time.

Now the crew mainly shoots the pictures of villagers doing laundry and playing by the lake and fishing on a bamboo raft, which leaves a foreshadowing of a strong sense of conflict with the bloody war in the later period.

"Village Chief, what are you thinking?" The security guard looked at Xia Wencai and suddenly touched his chin and pondered, and asked curiously.

"I'm wondering what these bastards are going to do if they get dirty by washing clothes in our lake, and what are the fishermen doing if they kill our fry! Why don't you ask them to add more money? ”

The security guard was very speechless after hearing this, why didn't he find out how the village chief slammed the door before, but he still said: "We warned before, the laundry is clean, and no soap or anything is allowed, as for fishing, it is a show, and the net is a lump when it is dropped, and it is not opened!"

"Village chief, do you really use a stick to wash clothes like them in ancient times?" The security guard asked strangely as he pointed to the group of people dressed as village women by the lake and saw them knocking on their clothes with sticks.

"Yes, you can use a stick to knock, and now some villages still have this habit, mainly because there was no soap laundry detergent or something in ancient times, and the better ones are washed with soap, how can they be washed clean now, and they will be washed cleaner by knocking on them with a stick." Xia Wencai gave him a handful of popular science.

When Xia Wencai returned to the shore, she actually saw that her mother was also here to watch the excitement, and she was quite stylish with POSS for tourists to take pictures, and others asked her to take pictures, not because her mother was a big star, but because Xiaobai in her arms now often goes to the village network video, and she is an animal star.

Seeing Xia Wencai coming, many tourists also knew this handsome village chief who often appeared on TV or video, and also pulled him to take some photos, Xia Wencai saw that the number of people taking pictures was increasing, and immediately pulled his mother and ran away! (To be continued.) )