I just went out to help the customer install a phone, and when I returned to the office, my mouth was dry, I took a sip of pure water, and there was a yellow joke on the phone: The husband asked excitedly: Day? My wife shook her head helplessly and replied: The moon turned out and sent it to a friend named Li Jing, the mobile phone message was sent in the middle ......, I looked at it, I felt that something was wrong, and then I took a closer look, and fainted! The number displayed on the mobile phone is not Li Jing, but Lin Witch!

I hurriedly picked up my phone and pressed the red exit button, but I couldn't exit at all during the message sending, I removed the battery, God forbid me not to send that message.

Lin Witch's real name is Lin Xi, and another more well-known nickname is Exterminator. It's the director of our marketing department, age unknown, under 30 years old. A big beauty, born as a model, wears high heels and is as tall as me who is 1.75 meters, and her figure is naturally needless to say. The demeanor is charming, the complexion is white and greasy, the face is like a morning glow, the eyes are bright, the peerless beauty, the character is also absolutely unparalleled, the age is not very old but the heart is ruthless, the conscience is lost, the human nature is extinct, there is always a cunning color in the eyes It seems extremely weird, insidious and vicious, unscrupulous things are indifferent. She is the biggest official in our marketing department, this woman is said to have become the boss by virtue of her own advantages of bringing disaster to the country and the people, and then became the boss of the marketing department.

However, this woman is definitely not a useless vase in everyone's imagination, she has strategy, vision, and means, and a very high level of management. Integrating the beauty and wisdom of the Oriental and the free and easy display of the Westerners, he is a genius manager who perfectly combines the devil and the angel.

I know I'm miserable, and that message seems to have rushed out in a hurry. I sat down on my office stool and was done...... After a few minutes, sure enough, the voice of the Lin Witch came from the door: "Eight hours a day, I see that you are smoking for five hours!139XXXX1314, is this number from your office?" ”

It's better to be frank and lenient, otherwise she can find out this mobile phone number on the intranet, I stood up, she looked at me directly, forced to look at me, I didn't dare to look at her eyes, her eyes were not secretly sending autumn waves, but a thousand cuts: "You!" Come with me to my office! ”

I heard my colleagues whispering: "It seems that another person is leaving us." ”

The staff who were summoned to her office by the tone of the Lin Witch were generally more than lucky, and Billions Communications was a large company, and the most important thing was people, and the people who could work here for more than three months were all talents. There are more people who come in to watch the flowers, and as soon as the newcomer comes in, the forest witch will pay attention, if she is not satisfied with something, she will immediately ask you to go to the finance department to get the money and get out.

I'm also a newcomer, mixed for two months, the results are not very good, in this competition jielie marketing department has been sitting a look at two, sitting firmly in the penultimate to the penultimate worship, out of the limelight, everyone knows that I am the company's penultimate first, because the major is not communication, every assessment failed, the joy of the original five levels will succeed into hundreds of millions of communications has been replaced by today's panic, today's yellow joke is estimated to speed up the process of announcing my death. Or rather, it was the fuse that made the forest witch notice me faster.

Entering her office, she sat on the office chair with Erlang's legs crossed, flipped through her phone, and then looked up at me, we basically never saw her without glasses, she was a pair of fashionable big brown glasses, but this could not hide her beauty at all. The most important thing is that the pair of glasses can half-cover her weird, insidious, vicious, and cunning eyes, and when you see her weird smile raising at the corner of her mouth, you can write your suicide note as a preparation for heroic righteousness.

"Yin Ran!" She called me by name with a dark face.

"Here!" I stood up straight like a soldier, my hands straight, my feet together, my head up, and I was looking straight ahead.

"You're free, huh?" She held the phone and flipped it gracefully on her fingers.

Actually, I just came back, running around on my bicycle every day, installing phones in various residential areas everywhere, how can I have a little free in the office, this just came back to make a business, but we all know that she thinks you are covering it up with a qiē explanation from the Lin Witch, saying that there are many mistakes, so I simply don't say it.

She suddenly grabbed the document on the table angrily and slapped it: "The assessment score is the first!" You are also the first from the bottom in terms of performance! You're so idle! Then she took out the white notebook, the white notebook is the death report, after filling it out, she will tell you to go to the finance department to receive your salary, although the forest witch is cruel, but one of the biggest advantages is that the salary is given a lot, even if you do it for a few days this month, she fires you and still pays the whole month's salary.

I express my condolences, and it seems that tomorrow I can go back to the talent market and work hard.

Someone knocked on the door, it was her secretary: "Mr. Lin, I have finished inspecting these goods, but the Dongcheng Gate Department called and said that I can come to pick up the goods tomorrow, and I want to move these goods back to the storage room, but they are all off work." ”

Mr. Lin just opened the white notebook, stopped, looked at me, and pointed at me with his mobile phone: "You go and move." ”

It's true that there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and a road is also a dead road! This mission has extended my life a little, secretary, I love you to death!

It is not a problem, the problem is that the small storage room is on the first floor, and our office is on the third floor.

I leaned against the hallway wall and breathed heavily, my hair wet and sweat pouring down. The sound of a group of people coming over, Lin Witch took the lead and walked over, followed by a group of people who don't know where, the employees of our company are uniformly dressed, the men's white shirt, white gray trousers, black leather shoes in summer, and the women's white shirt and professional short skirt, I have to emphasize that the professional short skirt of female colleagues is very short and very attractive.

Mr. Lin is different, although she is also dressed as a professional woman, but the color changes every day, her high heels are rhythmically ringing, and the people who follow behind don't know each other, they are all nodding their heads in the back, and they are probably running business or asking Mr. Lin to do something.

She walked in front of me and stopped, didn't look at me with her eyes, didn't turn her face, and spoke into the air in front of her: "Yin Ran, are you done moving?" ”

"It's done."

"Not bad, not bad." Then she nodded and walked forward again, what do you mean, is it not to dismiss me for the time being?

I was thinking about it, when the dozen or so people who followed came out and pulled me: "Dude, let's go, let's go!" ”

I was surprised and pushed, "Where are you going?" ”

"Dinner, of course!"

They talked while pulling me away: "Your billions of communication products are really good, we want to beg you Mr. Lin, we want to open a billions of communications franchise store in Yongzhou City, but you Lin is always soft and hard, you are an employee of your company, you must know Mr. Lin, buddy, give me an idea." ”

I shook my head and paused, "I can't help you, I'm sorry. ”

When they saw that I had stopped, they were anxious, so they dragged me forward together: "Then let's talk slowly." ”

When she arrived at the parking lot, the forest witch got into her own car, the domineering Red Land Cruiser.

This group of guys dragged me into a car and didn't understand, and they kept begging me when they got in the car, and they lit cigarettes: "Dude, it's not a secret, it's not easy for everyone to come out and mix, we just looked at this market, so we didn't hesitate to spend a lot of money, we took down the shopping mall over there, and it was also renovated, just wait for Mr. Lin to pass this pass, you help us do this, 50,000!" ”

I'm a poor man, and I rent a small basement for 80 yuan, 50,000 yuan! I was moved, but helpless, I still shook my head.

"Sixty thousand!"

"No, big brother, I can't do anything about how much money you give me."

Talking to a certain restaurant, they are open, I feel that I am not suitable for this kind of luxurious place, walking and walking out of the automatic, those guys are really, but I really don't know how to say, turned around and came back and grabbed me, dragged me into the box together.

They talked about business while eating and drinking, but they had a little different opinions on the purchase, Mr. Lin insisted on the company's distribution, and they insisted on picking it up themselves, I don't think there was any difference in this? Later, I heard that the company's distribution has to charge a lot of transportation fees, and Mr. Lin is too picky, and he has to earn people on this point, you know, now people are helping our company do business.

Mr. Lin was angry and slapped the table: "Our company's products are so good!" I'm not afraid that no one will help us sell! Since this is not to be discussed! Then don't talk about it! She was resolute and stood up.

The group of guys hurriedly got up and respectfully asked Mr. Lin to continue to sit down and talk, and kept toasting, toasted me many glasses, and then also saluted Mr. Lin, Mr. Lin saw me sitting here, she didn't have any expression, and asked me to go over and sit next to her, and then all the toasts were given to me to drink, fortunately, my amount of wine was first-class.

But then I drank a glass that I don't know what it tasted like, and after drinking it, I felt wrong, very bitter, very bitter, smelled, it was also beer, I guess what kind of medicine did these guys put in? Mr. He also drank a few glasses, I just sat down for a while, and my head immediately dizzy, I was sure that these guys must be playing tricks.

Mr. Lin drank a few more glasses than me, and her eyes under her glasses let me know that she was drunk, and she signed the contract, which was signed in a daze, and those contracts were nothing, but the company couldn't deliver them.

Those guys shook hands with the two of us, and then all withdrew, leaving me and Mr. Lin in the box. I was so dizzy that I wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit, I almost had no strength, I struggled to stand up, and slowly walked out of the door, she stopped me from behind: "Help me go back!" ”