Chapter 676: The Difficult Road of Dark Journey to the West (3)
"Put the king down and go, I'll do the rest. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Jiang Muxue finished ordering, but when she saw the two little demons looking at each other, the donkey-faced one stepped forward to flatter and said, "Madam, the king is too heavy, let's wait to help the king to the couch." ”
The dog-faced one echoed.
Jiang Muxue shook her head and gave her life to the two demons, as long as they obeyed.
Throw the yellow-robed monster to the table and walk away.
Jiang Muxue walked over slowly, stretched out her hand and grabbed the yellow-robed monster, sure enough, it was the demon king, big enough and heavy enough.
Picking her up, Jiang Muxue suddenly had a thought, if she just threw the yellow-robed monster to death, where should the story go?
Then she shook her head, at the beginning of the story, how to play when the main character died? So, Jiang Muxue threw it casually, threw the yellow-robed monster on the broken couch he usually used to rest, and then turned around and went back to the bedroom to sleep with the two children.
She woke up the next day, when the sun was high.
In fact, I was woken up by two milk babies.
"Dad said that my mother is not in good health, let my mother have a good rest."
"I don't care, I, I want food."
"Oh, don't disturb my mother's rest!"
"Wow......" The baby's cry stung the "sky" and woke up the dazed Jiang Muxue.
"Baby don't cry, what about your father?" Jiang Muxue rubbed her eyes, only to hear Baozhu say mysteriously: "Dad said that there are a few mortals who have entered the mountains and forests today, and he wants to catch them and satisfy the little demons." ”
Jiang Muxue's eyelids jumped when she heard this, her brows furrowed, and she suddenly felt that it was a pity to serve Xiang, thinking that she could be in love with herself if she went to the lower realm. Lang renews his relationship? It's so beautiful to think about.
It's a pity that she never thought that her love. Lang has become a man-eating monster, in a very famous and classic sentence of Tang Seng: "People are born by people." Demons, it's a demon. ”
Humans and demons are fundamentally two species, and it is difficult to expect the love between these two types to last for a long time.
Among other things, yesterday's dinner and today's lunch are examples.
What demons eat, people can't eat. What people eat, demons can't look down on.
Throughout the whole story of Journey to the West, a few people must not die one day, and the monsters that Tang Seng met everywhere he went, eating people was as casual as people eating buns and drinking soup.
Therefore, Jiang Muxue only blinked her eyelids after hearing this.
After getting up, eating a little and playing with the two children for a long time, I heard bursts of cheers outside the cave, and Jiang Muxue heard the sound and walked out.
A group of little demons hugged two young men in their twenties and thirties who were walking happily, and the yellow-robed monster followed behind, also with a smile on his face.
The two young men trembled, and one of them was almost swollen from crying.
Jiang Muxue walked up without thinking about it, "Stop!" Where did the man come from? ”
"Back to Mrs. Hui's words, our king caught it in the forest, today we are going to eat human meat buns, big stuffed human meat buns, hahahaha......"
"Eat a fart!" Jiang Muxue pinched her waist with her hand, and her eyebrows were angry, "Don't you take the old lady in your eyes?" ”
"Don't dare, don't dare, what did Madam say?"
All kinds of little demons retreated in fright, waved their hands to explain, at this time, the yellow-robed monster also came over, and Jiang Muxue said directly to him: "I know that the old lady is a mortal, and I still have to eat people in front of the old lady, hum, I look at this day, but it's okay!" ”
After Jiang Muxue finished speaking, she pushed away the yellow-robed monster who wanted to explain and walked towards the mountains and forests.
The yellow-robed monster was in a hurry, "Madam, oh madam, you don't know the way, why don't you get lost and fall into the trap?" Come back quickly...... Okay, okay, I promise you, don't eat people. ”
Then he waved his hand for the first time, "Boys, let these two men go." ”
Yes? The little demons, you look at me, I look at you, they are very reluctant, but they will never dare to disobey the order of the yellow-robed monster, so they have to let them go.
"Wait!" Suddenly, the military advisor with a fox face spoke in a shrill voice, and he ran to the yellow-robed monster and said with a smile: "King, Madame is a mortal, soft-hearted, and can't see us eat people, but the little demons hold on for a while, and they can't hold on for a lifetime, I think it's better for us to find another place, so that Madame can't be out of sight and out of mind, killing two birds with one stone." ”
"Fart!" Jiang Muxue continued, pointed at the fox military advisor and said: "You hair, don't think that the old lady doesn't know what you think, tell you, if the old lady is here today, you won't be able to eat these two people!" After Jiang Muxue finished speaking, she coldly glanced at the yellow-robed monster and the fox military advisor, and sneered, "Put away your fox tail, and then let me see you with a jade face and the king's eyebrows, and the old lady will chop you up and cook you!" ”
"Oh, my lord, look at Madame!" The fox military division was scolded and lost face, and he had never seen Jiang Muxue like this, and he was at a loss for a while.
Naturally, the yellow-robed monster had never seen such a princess of flowers, so he was stunned for a moment and hurriedly said: "Madame, let's just stop eating, stupid, what are you doing in a daze, go and let people go!" Madame Mo is angry, Mo is angry, why is Madame so angry today......"
Jiang Muxue looked up at the rising sun, twisted her neck and said, "It's nothing, the autumn is high and cool, the fire is big, and it is dry!" ”
After speaking, he turned around and walked towards the cave, and when he arrived in front of the fox military division, he let out a "bah", scolded "sao mao", and twisted his body to leave.
"King, I, I provoked her......" The fox military master trembled angrily, relying on the yellow robe monster's usual favor, he entered the cave in a huff, and he didn't eat lunch.
This fox military division was originally a military advisor under the white bone spirit, after the white bone spirit was killed by Sun Wukong, her little demon and the military division scattered and fled, and the fox military division took refuge in the yellow robe monster at that time. He is a fox, the most feminine and charming, but men and women, seeing the handsome and chic (in the eyes of the demon) in the yellow robe, and majestic, quite a bit masculine, he often turns into a woman, with a jade face hook. led the yellow-robed monster, taking advantage of the shyness of the flowers and not paying attention, these two goods hooked up a lot.
It's all monsters, how to hook love. How to hook up. Okay, how could Jiang Muxue care about that, but she was angry at the time, and she saw that the fox was shameless, so she scolded twice to relieve her anger.
By the way, I mentioned my temper in order to boost the morale of Baihua Shy, and as for the future, I slowly figured it out.
"Madam, is this angry that her husband wants to eat people, or is she angry with the fox military division?"
The yellow-robed monster followed up and asked.
Yo, who said that monsters are mentally retarded, this yellow-robed monster is not stupid, knowing that she is "jealous".
"Good and dignified, why am I angry with the fox military master?" Jiang Muxue was angry and angry, saying that she was not angry, but in fact, a fool could see that she was angry.
"Madam, my husband just appreciates the strategy of the fox military advisor, and has nothing to do with him, so don't think too much about it, madam."
The yellow-robed monster explained repeatedly.
"I didn't say what you two have, what are you anxious about?"
Jiang Muxue glanced at him, and accepted it when he saw it.
After a pause, he threw out what he had wanted to say for a long time, "I've been stuck in the cave for a long time, and I haven't gone out for a walk for a long time. ”
ps: The third subject starts, from today there will only be two shifts, and the three shifts will be resumed after the exam (to be continued.) )