30 Ghost Drawings
In the past, when Ji Xiaozhuan saw Lao Li's face as a profiteer, he would definitely come to his face, and then give him a look with disdain, and finally left without looking back.
However, he saw with his own eyes the spontaneous combustion of the talisman downstairs just now, and more importantly, he finally succeeded in fixing the female ghost in the 'cramps'. So now he doesn't have any doubts about the talisman that Lao Li took out, but the price of 888 yuan makes him a little unacceptable.
The soul fixing talisman 288 produced by Lao Lin in the underworld is also free shipping, and you don't know the effect of the separator talisman to 888, which is not a typical killing of ripeness.
Thinking about it, Ji Xiaozhuan said angrily, "Lao Li, what is the relationship between the two of us, the price of 888 is too fair." May these three eight, 38. 38's is too ugly. Yes, WeChat will directly transfer it to you 900, so you can make up a whole number, don't be hypocritical with me! "Since they have all been slaughtered, and they are not short of that money, let's think it is to save favor!
"Little rabbit, it's refreshing enough, come, the talisman is for you." When Lao Li heard this, he immediately smiled, 12 yuan is enough for him to eat two plates of fried noodles, which is not a small amount.
After taking the talisman and feeling the same breath as the 3D glasses, Ji Xiaozhuan felt that there were no white flowers in the ninety-zero, and immediately took out his mobile phone and clicked on Lao Li's WeChat and chose to send a red envelope. Enter 900 on the amount of the red envelope, and then click Send "Let's clear the two." ”
"The red envelope is coming!" A prompt sounded, and Lao Li Le's no, "Two clear, two clear, two fart!" ”
"Boy, how much money did you send me." Originally, I wanted to say that I had cleared up, but after seeing the amount of the red envelope, Lao Li was suddenly angry, and it was really nine-zero-zero, but a point was added between 9 and 00.
"Nine-zero-zero, take a closer look, let's talk about it, you can't slander me as an elder!" Ji Xiao couldn't concentrate on it, but he looked very wronged on his face.
"Little bunny, you can do it." Lao Li blew his beard and stared, but when he thought about it, what he just said was indeed 900 instead of 900, and he could only eat Coptis chinensis dumbly.
"I was deceived by your little rabbit cub, and Lao Tzu also admitted it, but the production cost of the amulet is more than seventy yuan, and you can't let me lose too much." It's not good, Lao Li can only be shameless, and he almost plays the emotional card, "That's it, you lend it to me for a while, and that's it, otherwise I'll be in a hurry with you!" ”
As he spoke, Lao Li pointed to the headless female ghost who had been following Ji Xiaozhuan not far behind.
"Damn, Lao Li, your old man's taste is too heavy!"
After putting her glasses back on, the headless female ghost reverted to being a little nurse with delicate skin and a green dress. But through the tears of the cow, Ji Xiaozhuan saw the terrifying appearance of the headless female ghost with his own eyes, and he was also able to do it thanks to Lao Li.
"Little bunny, what's in your head." Although I really want to beat Ji Xiaozhuan, but at this time, there is a request for someone, and Lao Li is not easy to attack. You can only be patient.
"This ghost, the soul is not complete, now I can only hear you, you let him listen to me, I need to help me draw a few talismans according to the appearance of this." As he spoke, Lao Li pulled up a few pictures from his mobile phone.
The picture is rectangular with a yellow background, and some lines that look like words are not words and are not drawn in red ink. There are four images in total, and none of them are about the same shape, but the lines on them are quite different.
"This, this is a talisman?" After looking at it for a while, Ji Xiaozhuan asked with some uncertainty.
"Exactly" Lao Li put on a very stinky fart.
"Aren't all talismans painted by Taoist priests? How do you get it to draw? This is too unreliable, isn't it? Ji Xiaozhuan is still skeptical, and he rests in the ghost hunting movie on TV. It's all a big thing, biting the middle finger, and then reciting words in his mouth to draw a talisman against the sky, and finally subduing the ghost. When I got to Lao Li, why did I change the bridge.
"Eh" was asked by Ji Xiaozhuan, Lao Li's face turned red a little, but he immediately changed to a master's appearance, "You understand or I understand, hurry up and let it draw." ”
"Don't do it, don't do it without explaining it to me." Ji Xiaozhuan sat on the stool very blisteringly, took out his mobile phone and played with it.
In this way, there is information from customers again, and the work cannot be slackened.
"Ouch, my little ancestor, you have to get it, I said it's not okay?" After a pause, Lao Li organized the language, "Actually, those scenes on TV are not wrong, some masters draw talismans with essence blood." However, that would cause irreparable damage to the master himself, and later through the efforts of countless masters, he finally found a new method, that is, to engrave yin with yin. Drives ghosts to draw talismans, but the effect is slightly worse than drawing with essence blood. ”
"It turns out that this is how the ghost drawing talisman came about, you are really good at playing as a Taoist, how did you come up with such a trick. Having said that, the essence blood drawing talisman has an effect on the master's body, so will the ghost painting have an effect on the ghost? ”
After listening to the explanation, Ji Xiaozhuan made a look of sudden realization.
Hearing this, Lao Li secretly said that it was not good, but there was a smile on his face, "The impact will be a little bit." But right now, in order to fight against the walking dead, we can't scruple so much, right? We can't eat that thing when it comes back, so we can't go around. ”
"Lao Li, you can't be so bottomless, how can you ignore the life and death of his ghost for your own sake. Besides, it's my ghost now, and you're really embarrassing me like that. ”
A great man once said, "Life is full of business opportunities, it's up to you to seize them." Ji Xiaozhuan thinks that he is a little smart, how could he miss such a good opportunity to slaughter local tyrants.
As for the revenge of the walking corpse, the soul fixing talisman has been bought, if you can't deal with that goods. Relying on the ghost drawing talisman of the headless female ghost alone, it is even more useless.
"Gotta ~ If you have any conditions, you can open it!" Seeing that Ji Xiaozhuan looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, Lao Li lowered his head helplessly, how could he put up such a goods that asked for money and didn't want to die.
"Look at what you said, in fact, my conditions are very simple, just fulfill our previous agreement in the lobby of the rental building." Ji Xiaozhuan didn't dare to open his mouth, if he really forced Lao Li to be in a hurry, it would not be cost-effective to break up in one shot.
After learning that Lao Li was a capable ghost catcher, he thought about it and followed the old guy. Not to mention whether you can learn any real skills, you have the backing of the Yin and Yang Department Store, and you must be able to catch some ghosts and fool people. When the time comes, there must be no pretense on the surface, isn't this Lao Li's identity appropriate?
Lao Li, a lewd old man, can burn his wealth so prosperously, and the eighth floor was obtained by fooling some local tyrants when he was young. I think he is also a little famous in the industry, and he goes out to swagger and deceive in his name, no, he has real skills, how can he say that he is swaggering and deceiving. Going out to hunt ghosts in his name will not arouse the suspicion of those who care, right?
"Is it really that simple?" Hearing Ji Xiaozhuan's conditions, Lao Li asked with some uncertainty. This little rabbit cub has a black belly, and he has to ask clearly, and he can't talk about it anymore.
"It's as simple as that, do we want to make a note or something?" Lao Li's uncertain tone made Ji Xiaozhuan regret a little, whether his conditions were lowered. As for whether Lao Li will repay his debts? Although this old thing has a flowery mouth, he will definitely not regret what he promised.
"No, no, let's get started!"
"What am I going to do?"
"You just have to tell it to listen to me, and I'll take care of the rest." The conditions have been negotiated, and Lao Li is not inking. After preparing the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, he took out a few red strings from the package.
"That, female ghost sister, you should first be wronged and obey Lao Li's arrangement!" Although he had already known in the honeymoon hot pot restaurant that the female ghost could understand his words, he was still a little empty in his heart, and said a little tactfully.
I don't know if the female ghost listened to Ji Xiaozhuan's words, or understood that Lao Li was trying to help him avenge himself. The surprising female ghost did not resist in the slightest, but walked straight to the table.
At this time, Lao Li also restrained the Dao qi on his body, so the female ghost came to the table smoothly.
Seeing the female ghost step forward, Lao Li pinched three red threads in his hand, chanted words in his mouth, and issued some spells that Ji Xiaozhuan didn't understand.
In a moment, I saw that the red thread, which was still soft and collapsed, became firm as if it had been injected inside. One end of the red thread was tied to the right hand of the headless female ghost, and Lao Li's hand shook again, controlling the hand of the headless female ghost to hold the cinnabar pen.
"Heaven and earth have spirits, I follow the order, write one by one, disease~" The headless female ghost held the cinnabar pen, Lao Li read another sentence, and then saw the headless female ghost lifting the pen and waving it.