Chapter 224: Voice Change
Chu Zhongshi soon sent a message, and the location was in a hotel. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Wang Xiaojun said to Jiang Qingxia: "Then let's go, you can build your building well." ”
Jiang Qingxia said: "Originally, I thought that the Martial Arts Association Conference would be held in a few days, and we would set off together for a few days after you were on Emei." ”
Wang Xiaojun said: "See you at the conference." ”
Jiang Qingxia nodded, and she suddenly said to Chen Mimi: "Such a good man, you have to hold on to him firmly." ”
Chen Mimi was stunned, Jiang Qingxia smiled again: "Don't think about it, I treat Xiaojun as a younger brother, but if he bullies you in the future, Emei is your mother's family, you tell me, I will clean him up for you." ”
Chen Mimi smiled and said, "Okay." ”
Wang Xiaojun said: "What if she bullies me? ”
Jiang Qingxia said: "Someone is willing to bully you, which means that you are happier than some people, are you still not satisfied?" ”
Hu Tailai sighed for no reason, and Tang Sisi immediately glared and said, "What are you sighing for?" ”
Everyone laughed.
Wang Xiaojun and the others drove to the hotel that Chu Zhongshi said, and just knocked on the door according to the room number, Chu Zhongshi leaned out half of his body and dragged them all in, he nervously looked at whether anyone was following behind him, and carefully closed the door.
Wang Xiaojun said: "What are you doing nervously? ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "Tomorrow the thousand-faced man and his upline will meet in this hotel." ”
Wang Xiaojun said: "So what? ”
"So none of you can be seen by him, or you will be in vain."
Chen Mimi said: "What the hell is going on? ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "I also knew about this by accident. ”
Wang Xiaojun said: "Isn't his upline your upline?" ”
Chu Zhongshi shook his head and said, "No-or, I don't know, my upline has never met me, it's all phone calls." ”
Wang Xiaojun was surprised: "You haven't met yet?" It shows that your upline doesn't believe you. ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "It's normal to do our job. ”
Chen Mimi asked Wang Xiaojun: "Do you guess that this online is the mastermind behind the scenes?" ”
"It's hard to say." Wang Xiaojun asked Chu Zhongshi again, what is the relationship between your so-called upline and the thousand-faced person? Is it his patron? Friend? Or something else? ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "I'll talk about this later, let's talk about my plan first." ”
"You say."
Chu Zhongshi said: "My plan is very simple, because I have seen this person who is going to meet the Thousand Faces Man, so I remember his appearance, and I will disguise you as him to meet the Thousand Faces Man, so that the promise between us will be fulfilled." ”
Wang Xiaojun said: "It's perfect, but I still have to go back to the topic just now - in what capacity should I meet him?" What should I talk to him? ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "This is also the biggest problem so far, because to be honest, I don't know. ”
Everyone was surprised: "What? ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "I don't know anything about this person except for his appearance, not to mention his relationship with the thousand-faced man, and even his age, occupation, and place of origin, I don't know anything, so even if you change your appearance, you may be recognized by the thousand-faced man in a few seconds, and a small move or a word will expose you." ”
Wang Xiaojun smiled bitterly: "Even if there is a maid on the side to give a hint of the plot when I just woke up, my eyes are dark now." ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "That's right, this is your situation, if you want not to be exposed, you can only rely on you to act at the opportunity, we have words first, I will only help you meet the thousand-faced person, and this time I will give you an additional disguise service." ”
Wang Xiaojun said: "This disguise is an additional condition that I exchanged for ten pictures, which is not a great favor. ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "You are wrong, you disguised yourself as an upline to meet a thousand-faced person, what should you do with the upline himself?" ”
Wang Xiaojun said: "Tell me about your method." ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "I will pretend to be a thousand-faced man to lure him away, this is the favor I send you." ”
Tang Sisi said: "But the thousand-faced man never shows his true face, how can you pretend?" ”
Chu Zhongshi said proudly: "Don't forget that the thousand-faced person only has a voice that will not change, and I can learn accent accents in addition to changing my appearance." ”
Wang Xiaojun suddenly said: "You cow! ”
Chu Zhongshi smiled and said, "So, you won't let me work hard in vain, right?" ”
"It's a favor that says it's good, why are you talking about the conditions again?"
Chu Zhongshi said: "I helped you come up with this method is favor, and I owe you it to help you disguise, but you can't use my ventriloquist in vain, right?" ”
"What do you want?"
"Help you disguise and take you to meet the Thousand Faces, you owe me a total of 20 pictures, after this time, you teach me the rest of the 30 Iron Palm Styles!"
Wang Xiaojun said: "One price, I will give you 23 pictures this time, so that you can add up to 30 iron palm styles, and you will have a total of 25 styles." ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "Okay! ”
Wang Xiaojun said: "Are you going to help me disguise next?" ”
"That's right." Chu Zhongshi closed his eyes and thought for a moment, then immediately opened his bag and pounded it on Wang Xiaojun's face again. This time is similar to the process of dressing up Zhang Gong last time, Chu Zhongshi thought while playing, ten fingers were extremely flexible, sometimes picking up silicone and sometimes taking out a small piece of plaster, rubbing and pinching on the hand to become various shapes, and then pasted on Wang Xiaojun's face, a gradually unfamiliar face slowly formed.
Wang Xiaojun said with five bodies: "Your two hands are not easier to learn than kung fu, right?" ”
Chu Zhongshi said seriously: "Of course, being a thief is not something that can be done by light skills alone, in terms of comprehensive strength, I am at least the top three in the thief sect." ”
Wang Xiaojun said with a smile: "If you say you're fat, you'll gasp." ”
As soon as Chu Zhonghua came to an end, he glanced at it and said: "It's almost, while there is still time between now and tomorrow, I will finalize the shape first, and I will make up for the deficiencies." ”
Wang Xiaojun looked in the mirror and saw a handsome middle-aged man in his forties appear in the mirror, and couldn't help but say, "I'm still an old handsome guy." He suddenly said, "Wouldn't this face be the man's temporary disguise?" ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "No, if the other party is not sincere, the thousand-faced person will not deal with him." ”
Wang Xiaojun said: "Then I will see him tomorrow with this face." ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "I'll give you an extra piece of advice - don't think about catching the thousand-faced man, at least, even if you have such thoughts, don't let him see it, otherwise I guarantee that you will never have such an opportunity again in your life." ”
Chen Mimi was surprised: "If we want to recover the True Martial Sword, of course we have to catch him!" Otherwise, why go to all the trouble of meeting him? ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "Then I don't care." ”
Hu Tailai said: "Before we meet tomorrow, we will ambush nearby in advance, and it is better for four people to do it together than to grasp it alone, right?" ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "Don't pretend to be smart, the temperament of a martial artist in your body is too strong, and people with a thousand faces will be alert when they see you." ”
Wang Xiaojun said: "Then what should I do? ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "You're fine, you don't have that kind of temperament on you." ”
Wang Xiaojun: "......"
Chu Zhongshi said: "Tomorrow, I will lead the master away for you first, and Wang Xiaojun will wait for my news to appear again." ”
Chen Mimi said: "Thank you." ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "It's just a transaction, don't thank me." You just open a house here and live there, and don't show your face if you have nothing to do. ”
……
After saying goodbye to Chu Zhongshi for the time being, the four of them discussed the specific details in the newly opened room. Wang Xiaojun looked forward in front of the mirror and said, "Chu Zhongshi hasn't seen the mastermind behind the scenes, and I might be the person I look like now." ”
Chen Mimi said: "This is exactly what I thought of. She took out her mobile phone and said to Wang Xiaojun, "Turn around, I'll take a few more photos, maybe it will come in handy in the future." ”
Wang Xiaojun shook his head again while posing in various stinky poses: "This person is young, he doesn't look like he has such profound martial arts, and besides, he dares to show up at will, he is definitely not a martial arts celebrity." In the business of a thousand-faced person, it is impossible to have only one customer, maybe this person just asked him to steal a big diamond and steal a famous painting or something. ”
Chen Mimi said: "In short, this is a rare opportunity, we must seize the Thousand Faces tomorrow!" ”
Wang Xiaojun said worriedly: "Tomorrow he will definitely not carry the True Martial Sword with him, if we fail, it will be difficult to catch him in the future." ”
Chen Mimi comforted him and said, "Don't think about it yet, just do your best." ”
Tang Sisi suddenly said: "No, this can't work!" ”
Everyone wondered, "What's not going to work?" ”
Tang Sisi said: "Wang Xiaojun, your voice is too tender, do you see my father and my uncle, who is talking like this?" ”
Wang Xiaojun said in his heart: "That's right, this person is in his forties, and I'm only 21!" ”
Hu Tailai said: "Just say you have a cold? ”
Tang Sisi said: "If you have a cold, you can only make your voice hoarse, have you ever seen Tengger's voice become Zhang Yixing's when he has a cold?" ”
Hu Tailai said anxiously: "What can I do about this? Could it be that when you meet each other, you will be seen as soon as you say hello? ”
Wang Xiaojun thought about it, silently walked into the bathroom and closed the door, Chen Mimi glanced at Tang Hu and the others helplessly, walked to the door and said softly: "Xiaojun, don't put too much pressure on you." ”
I heard Wang Xiaojun Leng Ding singing in the toilet: "Yalasuo, that's the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau-"
Tang Sisi said carefully: "Did this person collapse?" ”
Hu Tailai spread his hands and said, "Do you think he is that kind of person?" ”
At this time, Wang Xiaojun finished singing in a high tone, and sang a good song in a ridiculous manner, Chen Mimi was stunned for a moment and then suddenly said: "I know his method." ”
That night, Wang Xiaojun sang all the songs of Han Hong, Sun Nan, and Liu Huan in the toilet, and when he came out, his voice was completely unbearable, and his vocal cords seemed to be filled with pieces of corrugated paper when he spoke. Just listening to the voice, don't say that he is forty years old, even if he says that he will celebrate his eightyth birthday tomorrow, some people will believe it! (To be continued.) )