Chapter 35 The Dead Fat Man Holds Chicken Feathers as Arrows
"Captain Xu, that's all there is to the school. What else do you see? Brother has got you covered! ”
The fat man joined the security captain, which is in the nature of special affairs. The next day, the fat man signed a labor contract and got the office key.
That's right, with reference to the middle level of the school, is there no room for a separate office? It's also convenient to talk to your subordinates or something. Director Wu personally sent the fat man into the office, and patted his chest about equal to E and asked for it, it was necessary to be polite.
"Angkor, thank you! It's all alive, and I don't really need it. "The fat man looked around, and I felt quite satisfied, my brother also has an office, a separate room! The desk is also covered with glass panes, under which is green velvet. There is no red and white coarse cloth on the chair, the kind of Liu Xuan cushion.
"By the way, there's a wireless signal here, right? When I go back, I bring my notebook at home and it's convenient to check the information. The fat man really found a problem, the first sentence was for Director Wu, and the second sentence seemed to be talking to himself.
Director Wu slapped his head, "Look at my brain!" I'll get you a desktop in the afternoon! How can I use my own computer when I go to work! ”
In fact, Director Wu's mouth is about to fly crookedly, if there is a mouth in his stomach. Just these five big and three thick bodies, what about the information? You know a lot of words, right? Are you a security captain to check the information of a hammer? I really take myself seriously......
Yes, seventy-two bows have been worshipped, and it is not bad for this trembling, anyway, it is not Lao Tzu's money that is spent. When I turned around, the fat man went to the principal to ask for a computer, and Lao Tzu was big again. The dead fat man holds chicken feathers as arrows, and his face is kind and black!
Director Wu was covered in fat and fanned, and he ran quite fast, and when the fat man was sent out, he was gone. Can't you use your own computer for work? Isn't Liu Xuan the new book she bought? Wacky ......
"Fat brother, we're neighbors." Liu Xuan opened the door and came out, smiling against the door.
Only then did the fat man notice that this was the fourth floor, and the security captain's office was next door to the school's Youth League Committee. Whose idea was this? This office happens to be empty, right? Principal Zhang won't give Brother Shi a beauty plan, right? The co-author is not his own beauty, and he is not distressed when he gives it......
As for the effort, I think this office is quite spacious, the school Youth League Committee and the security team are co-located, and it is enough for two people. Why don't you be modest, low-key, and a little bit? Of course, this little mood, the fat man just thinks about it in his heart, and his expression is still very dignified, well, polite.
"Teacher Liu, you can help me find some books to read. I was surrounded by intellectuals, and I was under a lot of pressure. "When a man interacts with a woman, he always starts by borrowing books. Qian Zhongshu said so, but the fat man practiced it for the first time.
"Okay, what kind of book do you want to read?" Liu Xuan was really a little surprised.
"I didn't get into college, so show me the textbooks you used in college." The fat man expressed regret for his past life, and he should try his best to make up for it and be positive.
"There really aren't many textbooks left, and all the waste paper has been sold. However, I still have some textbooks for professional courses, I am a student of biology, majoring in biopharmaceuticals, are you sure you are interested in reading them? ”
"I love creatures! Especially the plants, I look at the big trees very kindly, and I can talk to the big trees for half a night. When the fat man told the truth, no one believed it at all, but it amused Liu Xuan. It is not wrong to say that trees are plants, and plants belong to living things......
The fat man was promoted, but he was still hired by the principal, and still no one told him about his specific duties. According to the fat man's own understanding, it shouldn't matter what you do, it doesn't matter if you do it or not, as long as you can rush out at a critical moment, it can play a role in stabilizing people's hearts, brother is the Dinghaishen needle!
If you change to the Changbai shift and stay here all day, it will be a big loss.
Now when I go to work, I don't delay the delivery of water. Today, the fat man came to work by water truck. In Xiao Duo's eyes, it was a special car to go to school, and she was very excited.
After the fat uncle came, Xiao Duo's status in the school was rising steadily! The principal personally praised and did not say anything, and the students all accosted Xiao Duo with reverence, asking how the fat uncle became a master and whether he accepted apprentices. Xiao Duo didn't bother to take care of them, especially those who asked Xiao Duo if she knew how to do kung fu, and it was light to break her nose.
A while ago, Xiaoduo was picked up from school, and the school security guard personally picked her up. As the saying goes, the scorpion in the sixty-two is the only one in the sixty-two......
From today onwards, Xiao Duo has a car to pick up and send to school, and the van is also a car! Jumping out of the car and running to school, it feels so different!
Bai Qiang drove the van, ran once in the morning, and once in the afternoon, and he was all alive. If it weren't for the lack of parking around the school, Bai Qiang could have waited for the fat man to get off work. In short, Bai Qiang's service attitude towards the fat man is excellent, and it is not at all the kind of psychological state when he brought something new from the city to his brother-in-law.
It's also Bai Qiang who is more idle now. In addition to personally delivering the big customer of Sixty-two Middle School, it is to contact the water plant to deliver the goods. Previously, the sales volume of the water station was not up to standard, and Bai Qiang needed to drive to the water plant to pull the goods. Now the sales volume is almost ten times that of the previous one, and Bai Qiang has also been promoted to a major customer of the water plant, and the water plant is responsible for home delivery, and the purchase price is two cents cheaper.
The main reason for the surge in sales is not Principal Zhang, but the parents of the students in No. 62 Middle School. Not to mention the old man and old lady who have experienced the scene and fought together, under the exaggerated expression of the children, most parents are grateful to the fat brother, which makes the fat man's heart a little ashamed.
What's more, this gratitude also sees action. Originally, there was no big bucket of water at home, so I wanted to drink it. I used to drink a big bucket of water, but I want to change it. In short, if you don't buy the fat brother's bucket of water, you will not repay your kindness, you will be ungrateful, you will be inferior to pigs and dogs, you will be a farmer and a snake, and you will be Mr. Dongguo and a wolf...... Then, the child slipped by the neck, and some of his brains collapsed.
Small children talk nonsense, of course, to be taught. But the fat brother saved the child, and he will protect the child for a few years, so it's no problem to buy him a big bucket of water, right?
Since the day after the flower hat incident, the water ordering hotline has continued to be hot, and Wang Xia's ears have been red all day long, and her voice has become hoarse. Pain and pleasure, it feels unreal.
Shi Lei and his "Thirteen Taibao" -- who have now become "Eighteen Arhats," and Brother Lei's good mass base in his hometown -- were all taken over by the water station. That is, the work clothes of the water station must be worn neatly, and the bald head must wear a hat. Whoever dares to let the customer see the tattoo will be dismissed immediately without discussion, and the monthly salary will have to be deducted as the reputation loss fee of the water station.
At first, Bai Qiang was still a little upset in his heart. It's easy to please God with this thing, it's hard to send God, we are a small family, it's best not to provoke this kind of person. The fat man made a guarantee, they were all bitter haha, just give it a chance, people's hearts are flesh and blood. Bai Qiang is right to think about it, brother gives them the opportunity to make money to support themselves, brother is the boss! The boss's inner cousin is a master......
"Akirako, come back quickly! Why don't I go over and pull you? Officer Cao is waiting for you at home! ”
When Bai Qiang's call came, the fat man was walking out of the school gate, but he saw hundreds of old men and old ladies walking towards the school. The fat man secretly stammered, he became a group of old men and old ladies, that is the important weapon of the country! Never take it lightly.
As the saying goes, lend me three thousand old men and old ladies to recover Wanwan in three days! Lend me five thousand old men and old ladies and reclaim Wanwan in five days-well, it's easy to fight by yourself......
Sun Tzu also said that all the old men and old ladies who are in groups, destroy the decay, and destroy the ink, break the enemy's screen, seize the enemy's society, and destroy the enemy's temple, must not be ignored......
"Fat brother, hehe!" It was Director Li who took the lead, looking refreshed, and greeted the fat man from afar.
"Uncle Director, what are you doing here? It's not enough to pick up the kids! The fat man stopped and asked with interest. As for the treacherous and cunning Officer Cao, love is waiting. If you come sooner or later, if you come three days late, it means that there is nothing serious.
"Take a walk! After sending the children to school, we went to the police station for a group walk! This is not just coming back, there is another trip before picking up the children in the afternoon! ”
"It's a walk, it's a walk, this has nothing to do with the fat brother, it's good if you don't know!"
"We must let the police station give an explanation to the parents of the students!"
The old man and the old lady were gossiping, all of them were full of red light, and they chatted with the fat man noisily, and finally scattered at the school gate. On the way, it seems that I also passed by the vegetable market, and many old men and old ladies are carrying some radishes, cabbage, green beans or something, all with insect eyes......
Does this have anything to do with me? It doesn't matter, it's not easy, it's not easy to be a police station.
The fat man grinned, and the people and animals harmlessly sent away the old men and old ladies, shook his head and went home.
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