1, Brother Xiaolin teaches you how to pick up girls

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Houhai Bar.

Unlike the usual noisy bars, this is a quiet bar with no bands, no loud music, and no cathartic people. There are only dim lights and soothing tunes that make the people in it a little lazy.

The glass door opened, and a beautiful girl walked in. 's beautiful figure made many people in the bar pay attention to her.

The pure white shirt didn't seem to be able to restrain her plump breasts, and there was a feeling that she was about to come out. The lower body is a black hip-hugging skirt, which perfectly shows a pair of beautiful long legs in the eyes of everyone.

The girl walked over to the bar and sat down and asked for a cold beer from the service industry.

At such times, there is always no shortage of men to talk to, just like flowers blooming in the middle of summer, which can't stop bees and butterflies from visiting.

"Beauty, alone?"

It's a very ordinary pick-up opening, this is a man in a suit and leather shoes, shiny leather shoes, as if he can't wait to tell everyone, I am a successful person, I am very good!

It was obviously not the first time that the girl had been accosted, and she didn't even look at him, just nodded slightly and made a nasal sound.

And to be the first of many men to stand up and talk, this man is obviously also a veteran, regardless of whether the girl is against it or not, and takes his own seat next to her.

"Beauty, you're beautiful."

In a booth three meters away from the bar, a man wearing black-framed glasses and a rigorous dress pushed the frame with his hand and said disdainfully: "Vulgar! Tacky! It's like this, and it's a pick-up. ”

There were still two people sitting next to the man with glasses, and after listening to his words, they both smiled.

On the other side of the bar, the girl seemed to be a little impatient, Xiumei frowned slightly, and said politely, "Thank you." ”

The man smiled, as if he didn't see the girl's impatient look, and continued, "My child likes you very much, can you get to know you?" ”

As soon as these words came out, not only the girl was stunned, but the other people in the bar who were paying attention to the two of them were also stunned.

"! This uncle is a cow breaker. In the card seat, a man next to the glasses man almost squirted out without a mouthful, this man, perhaps it should be called a boy, a chubby little round face, giving people the first feeling is very simple, looking like a little Zhengtai.

Obviously, it was the first time for the girl to encounter someone who had accosted her like this, so she inevitably showed a hint of curiosity and asked, "Your child?" Where? As he spoke, he looked around.

The man took a sip of wine and smiled, "If it goes well, in ten months, he should be able to meet you." ”

The girl was stunned, and two red clouds suddenly appeared on her fair face. However, she soon calmed down, smiled at the man, and said, "If it's four months in advance, I don't know if you mind?" ”

This time it was the man's turn to be stunned, he couldn't help but glance at the woman's abdomen, then said sorry, and stood up.

Not far away, in the booth, the little fat man muttered, "This beauty is very powerful." As he spoke, he turned his head to the last person in the booth: "Brother Xiaolin, how is it?" Interested? ”

When the man called Brother Xiaolin heard this, he raised his sword eyebrows slightly, and said, "Of course, I like to challenge such a girl." ”

The man with glasses pushed the frame of the glasses and said, "Brother Xiaolin, are you sure?" Don't capsize in the gutter. ”

Brother Xiaolin smiled and said, "You two should study the side." As he spoke, he stood up.

He walked straight up to the girl, and without speaking, he sat down next to her. The girl looked at him like him, her brow furrowed.

"Brother, bring me a cappuccino." Brother Kobayashi beckoned the waiter over.

When the waiter heard this, he was stunned and said, "Sorry, we don't have a cappuccino here." ”

Brother Xiaolin frowned slightly, and said, "In this way, is there a Blue Mountain?" Latte too. ”

The waiter looked a little strange at first, but still said, "Sorry, we don't have any of these here." ”

The girl next to her also looked at Brother Xiaolin strangely at this time, and the eyed man and the little fat man in the booth not far away were also very puzzled.

"Zhou Yang, Brother Xiaolin won't be stage fright, right?" The little fat man asked.

The man with glasses, that is, Zhou Yang touched his chin and said, "No, Lin Yichen may not be able to do anything else, picking up girls has always been his strength." ”

After Lin Yichen heard the waiter say nothing, his face showed a disappointed expression, and said: "It's a pity, it's rare to meet a beautiful girl, and I want to invite her to a cup of coffee." ”

The girl next to him blinked and couldn't help but look around.

At this time, Lin Yichen had already stood up and said to the waiter: "Since there is no one, forget it, I will trouble you." So saying, he was about to go back.

The girl's gaze fell on him involuntarily, and at this moment, he suddenly stopped, "Beauty, you stepped on my foot." ”

The girl was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously said, "No, I'm so far away from you." ”

The corners of Lin Yichen's mouth were slightly raised, and he said with a smile: "I mean, if you accidentally put your foot on my foot, you will step on my foot." ”

When the girl heard this, she frowned and said, "Neurotic." ”

Lin Yichen took the opportunity to sit back and said with a smile: "The beauty has good eyesight, I won't tell you, I do have a history of neuropathy, and I usually have seizures when I see beautiful girls." For example, just now, this is obviously a bar, but I asked the waiter if there was any coffee here. ”

The girl was slightly stunned, and then she reacted, daring to love the guy in front of her deliberately attracted her attention from the beginning. Looking at the other party's cynical appearance, she restrained her expression and said lightly: "Do you men always try to deliberately attract the attention of girls like this?" ”

Lin Yichen shook his head slightly and said with a smile: "No, you're wrong, I'm not trying to find a way." I've never relied on my talent, but on my face. ”

When the girl heard this, she couldn't help but look at him seriously, objectively speaking, he was not very handsome, but he was better than that pair of sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and after people looked at it, they couldn't help but look at him twice.

"How? Know you're wrong. Lin Yichen raised his eyebrows.

The girl retracted her gaze and said, "Shameless." ”

Lin Yichen said: "Kindness is the epitaph of the loser, shamelessness is the pass of the successful, I am very happy that you can praise me like this." ”

"You ......" the girl got up and walked towards the bathroom.

After the girl entered the bathroom, the glasses man Zhou Yang and the little fat man immediately ran over, and the little fat man said, "Brother Xiaolin, is the matter yellow?" ”

Lin Yichen flicked his head and said with a smile: "How do you speak?" Brother has been crisscrossing flowers for many years, how could he miss. ”

Zhou Yang said: "You have run away from people, and you haven't missed it?" ”

Lin Yichen smiled and said, "You two just go back and watch it carefully, the show has just begun." ”

After Zhou Yang and the little fat man returned to the booth, the girl also came out of the bathroom, and when she saw that Lin Yichen was still in front of the bar, she found a nearby seat and sat down, obviously not wanting to have more contact with Lin Yichen.

After Lin Yichen beckoned the waiter to ask for a glass of wine, he walked towards the girl's seat with the wine.

Regardless of the girl's consent, he sat down directly in the seat next to her.

The girl took a deep breath and said to him, "Do you know you're annoying?" ”

"Hmm...... What's wrong with me? I'm just looking for an empty seat to sit in. Lin Yichen had an innocent look on his face.

The girl shook her teeth and said, "If you don't sit in so many places, do you want to sit next to me?" ”

This time, Lin Yichen's face changed, and he changed to a surprised look, and said: "Beauty, you have to figure it out, I just sit in the empty position, and next to the empty position, there is just one of you, that's all." ”

The girl exhaled, pointed to the empty position in front, and said, "There is also an empty position in front, why don't you go?" ”

Lin Yichen looked at the empty position, turned his head again, and looked at the girl with strange eyes, the latter was looked at by him like this, and he was suddenly a little inexplicable.

Finally, when the girl was about to stand it and get up, Lin Yichen said: "Beauty, it turns out that you want to look at my ass, or let me look at you with my ass?" ”

The girl was stunned, then said in shame: "Get out! ”

Lin Yichen smiled, stood up, and when the girl thought he was finally leaving, he stopped again, turned around and asked, "Before I go, can I ask you a question?" ”

The girl wanted to refuse, but when the words came to her lips, she changed to another sentence, "If you have a fart, let it go!" ”

"Are you left-handed?" Lin Yichen asked seriously.

Seeing him look like this, the girl was slightly stunned, and couldn't help but say, "Does it have anything to do with you?" ”

Lin Yichen sat back without a trace and said, "I don't know if you know, everyone has a main consciousness and a subconscious. And I have a test on my side that can test whether your subconscious mind is left-handed or right-handed, how about it? Do you dare to do it. ”

Although the girl felt a little bored, she couldn't help but agree.

"Which hand do you use to write?" Lin Yichen asked in a very fast voice.

"Right hand." The girl replied without thinking.

"Which hand do you use to eat?"

"Right hand."

"Which hand do you use to play?"

"Right hand." At this time, the girl began to get a little impatient.

"Which hand do you use to go to the toilet?"

Without hesitation, the girl said, "Right hand." ”

"Hmm...... Do you use your hands? Lin Yichen made a surprised look, then moved his body to the side, and said disdainfully: "You people in the city really know how to play, like me, you can only use paper." ”

The girl reacted, her face turned red, and she raised her hand angrily, but in the end she retracted it and said, "Hmph, flamboyant tongue." ”

Lin Yichen sighed with a smile: "It's all given to me by this society, when I was young, my brother was also an innocent and serious little Zhengtai, he never ran a traffic light, never stole the neighbor's bacon, never lifted the little girl's skirt, never peeked at the girl's bath, the standard Young Pioneer, love a girl vigorously, give everything, it turns out that the most hurt is always yourself." So, the current heartlessness is just because it was too heartbreaking at the beginning. ”

And after this series of things, the girl seems to have gradually let down her guard, although in the next ruffle, she frequently showed her disdain and disdain for Lin Yichen, but she did not mean to let Lin Yichen leave again.

Even under Lin Yichen's deliberate control, the topic gradually turned to the emotional part. Through intentional or unintentional guidance, Lin Yichen gradually mined some information about the girl.

The girl's age is not very old, she has just graduated from college, her family has a strict tutor, she secretly talked about a boyfriend in high school, and she was discovered by the teacher, and she died within 1 month. And when I was in college, I talked about one more, talked about it for two years, and finally separated because of graduation.

At the same time, in the process of chatting, Lin Yichen also secretly observed the girl, from makeup to accessories and mobile phones, and finally summed up a few judgments.

First, girls are not at the bottom of society.

Second, the family is at least petty bourgeois.

Third, she is not the kind of person who lives very happily, she has something in her heart, and there is a faint sadness between her eyebrows.

Subsequently, Lin Yichen secretly pondered that her family background was good, so her sorrow must not come from material pressure, but more from the spiritual level.

The pressure at the spiritual level is nothing more than three points, one is family, the second is work, and the third is love.

She is not the kind of person who works hard at the bottom of society, and her work must be good, so obviously it will not come from work. That's the two points of family and love, Lin Yichen combined with the girl's expression when she mentioned the breakup of love just now, although she was a little melancholy, she didn't seem to care about it very much, so it shouldn't be the reason for love, or at least this is not the point. Then there is only the family factor left, whether it is from her words, or from her high school love history, it can be revealed that her strict family education, in this way, her parents must be extremely restrained to her, perhaps it is because of such a family that she has an inseparable sorrow.

After making this judgment, Lin Yichen decided to take it a step further to attack her defensive psychology.

"Beauty, I can read palmistry, do you believe it?" Lin Yichen said with a smile.

The girl looked at him with a look of disbelief, and said, "What tricks do you want to play?" ”

Lin Yichen said: "How can it be a trick? Brother, this is called versatile. If you don't believe me, I'll show you a face first, how about it? ”

As soon as he said this, the girl couldn't help but be a little suspicious, and said, "Okay, you can talk about it." ”

Immediately, Lin Yichen pretended to carefully observe the girl's face, then touched his chin, frowned slightly, and shook his head incessantly.

Seeing him like this, the girl knew that he must have done it on purpose, but she still couldn't help urging: "You are talking about it?" The cowhide is blown up. ”

Lin Yichen restrained his expression and said seriously: "Beauty, Master Ben never brags, but your face is not very good, I can't bear to say it." ”

"Cut! You look like you're pretending to be a good one, just like those fortune tellers. How? Are you going to bluff people first and then fool like those fortune tellers? The girl said disdainfully.

Lin Yichen made a distressed look and said, "Beauty, it's wrong for you to doubt Master Ben so much." Since you've said so, if I don't show some real skills, I really won't be able to suppress you. ”

The girl looked at Lin Yichen defiantly, and the latter said: "Beauty, your Yin Hall is black, and Master Ben asserts that within a month, you will definitely have a bloody disaster." ”

The girl was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "You curse me!" ”

Lin Yichen said: "Beauty, am I that kind of person?" What's more, with a punctual sister like you, how can I be willing to curse? After a pause, he continued: "This blood-light plague usually lasts for two or three days. ”

The girl finally reacted, blushing with shame, raised her hand and twisted Lin Yichen's arm again, and said, "Hooligans!" ”

"Haha...... Lin Yichen smiled, "This letter is right?" This master has always been stable in his appearance, do you want to show you palmistry again? ”

"Humph! Rogue. The girl snorted, but stretched out her hand and said, "I think you're going to make up some nonsense this time?" ”

Lin Yichen took advantage of the situation to hold her hand, the latter frowned slightly, and wanted to retract it, Lin Yichen said: "Don't move, otherwise you won't be able to see it." ”

The girl's fingers are very white and slender, and the tentacles are tender and smooth, which makes people love it.

"See what?" The girl asked.

Lin Yichen smiled: "I see." ”

"See what?"

Lin Yichen withdrew his hand and said seriously: "Master Ben can see that you haven't washed your hands." ”

"You ......," the girl glared.

Lin Yichen waved his hand and said, "I won't tease you." ”

"Hmph, that's how you take advantage of girls." The girl said dismissively.

"NO, NO, NO......" Lin Yichen raised his index finger and shook it gently, and said: "You are wrong, I said that Master Ben never lies, Master Ben can see that you have not washed your hands, but also see that you have not washed your hands." ”

Sure enough, after hearing him say this, the girl couldn't help but be curious: "Others? What is that? ”

Lin Yichen said leisurely: "When you were a child, under the persecution of your parents, you learned the violin. ”

At this time, although his demeanor looked very leisurely, he was gambling in his heart, betting that he was not wrong. Because when he "looked" her just now, he found that her fingers were different from other places, so he guessed so. Of course, he also left a way back for himself, and if he guessed wrong, he said, "Alas, it's a pity not to learn a musical instrument with such a long hand, and despise your parents."

However, Lin Yichen's luck seems to be good.

The girl was obviously shocked, her beautiful eyes were slightly enlarged, and her expression was incredible.

"You...... How do you know? ”

"I told you a long time ago that I am a half-immortal, do you think that I am a waste of fame, and I dare to come out and show off without any real skills?" Lin Yichen said proudly, and at the same time secretly said in his heart, it is almost time to close the net.

"Huh!" The girl said, but Lin Yichen could see that she was no longer disdainful and ridiculous at this time.

Lin Yichen said: "As a half-immortal, there is a lot of pressure, so don't look at me with such adoring eyes." After a pause, he continued: "Otherwise, I will continue to calculate the bloody disaster for you just now, and see when it will arrive." ”

It is clear that the girl will not continue to dwell on this topic.

After that, the girl's topic really turned to her past, and at this time, Lin Yichen was the object of her confiding in a timely manner, only occasionally expressing a little opinion.

As the girl confided, Lin Yichen slowly began to make more suggestions and regain his right to speak. He knows that it is absolutely impossible for a person to be forced by his parents to learn an instrument since he was a child, and he has been sad until now. Given that her parents forced her to learn a musical instrument, he guessed that her parents should be stronger, and given her good family background, it can be concluded that her parents were not of low social status.

Sure enough, in the later conversation, she mentioned that she liked liberal arts in high school, but her parents forced her to study science. So much so that the major in college was not what she liked, so until she graduated, even a job was arranged.

In addition to the rebellious psychology at the time of adolescence, people will also have a certain degree of rebellious psychology at other times, it is obvious that the girl wants to be able to make her own life, or rather, she is a girl who has been on the established trajectory of life, has never deviated, but has an unwilling heart.

Just like a doctor treats a patient, he first needs to find the crux of the problem before he can prescribe the right medicine. Now that Lin Yichen has grasped the crux of the girl's problem, it is naturally easy to do.

Based on years of experience as a sister, he summed up two sentences, "If she is not deeply involved in the world, take her to see the prosperity of the world; If she has gone through all the vicissitudes of life, take her to ride the merry-go-round. ”

The meaning is to take her out of the routine and out of the original trajectory.

At this moment, it suddenly rained outside, listening to the sound of rain, Lin Yichen's eyes lit up, and he said to the girl: "Do you want to do something different?" ”

The girl looked at him, thought for a moment, and nodded.

Then Lin Yichen took the girl to get up and walked out, the glasses man Zhou Yang and the little fat man Ye Fei in the card seat were already worshipping at this time, if it weren't for the special situation at this time, it was estimated that the two of them would rush up to worship.

"Zhou Yang, if there are still people who question Brother Xiaolin's kung fu in the future, I will be the first to have fun with him."

Zhou Yang nodded matter-of-fact and said, "Feifei, we'll apprentice when we go back!" ”

When she arrived at the door, the girl looked around, found no taxi, and said, "What should I do?" ”

Lin Yichen chuckled lightly and said to her, "Your life is too decent, didn't I just say that I want to take you to do different things, so do you want to be presumptuous?" ”

The girl was stunned for a moment, and wondered: "How can you be presumptuous?" ”

Lin Yichen said: "Have you heard "Sing in the Rain"? Iβ€˜mdancingintherain! ”

said, without waiting for her to react, she pulled her up and ran into the rain, she subconsciously struggled for a while, and ran away with Lin Yichen.

Lin Yichen remembered that there was a middle school nearby, so he took the girl all the way into the middle school and went to the playground in the middle school.

In the playground, Lin Yichen and the girl sat side by side on the edge of the goalpost of a football goal.

"You've never been in the rain like this, have you?"

Although the girl was already soaked by this time, and her hair was attached to her fair cheeks, she seemed to be very happy, and even the faint sorrow between her eyebrows disappeared.

"Hmm."

"Are you happy?"

"Hmm!"

Lin Yichen said with a smile: "Your life is too turbulent, like a pool of stagnant water, without passion." ”

The girl asked, "What then?" ”

Lin Yichen said: "That's it!" After speaking, without waiting for her to react, he turned his head and kissed her.

Then, before the girl could resist, Lin Yichen let go.

The girl's chest rose and fell, and her pure white shirt was wet with rain, which added to the beauty of holding the pipa and half-covering her face. Immediately afterwards, Lin Yichen didn't give the girl a chance to speak, and asked her, "Did you say that there was a tongue kiss in ancient times?" ”

The girl thought about it very seriously for a moment and said, "I don't know, I don't think so." ”

Lin Yichen paused for a moment and said, "Have you heard an allusion?" Zhuge Liang's tongue fights the Confucians. ”

The girl was stunned for a moment, and suddenly smiled, smiling very happily, this is also the most sincere smile Lin Yichen has seen tonight, like a lily blooming on a rainy night.

And Lin Yichen also knew that she had been captured. Bullying her again, he kissed her, this time he didn't leave immediately, but chose to invade, and she responded enthusiastically. The kiss was so long that it was as if time had stood still. The rain was getting heavier and heavier, but they didn't care.

After a long time, Lin Yichen pushed her away and said, "Let's go, it's raining heavily." As he spoke, he took off his coat, wrapped it around her, and said with a smile: "It's a small thing to get wet, and I'll lose if I go out." ”

The girl snorted and laughed, and said, "What do you lose? Am I losing? ”

Lin Yichen didn't answer, just laughed, and then said, "Go find a place to take a shower and dry your hair so as not to get sick." ”

The girl's eyes flickered slightly, she didn't speak, and let Lin Yichen pull her out of school.

There is a serviced apartment nearby, Lin Yichen is a frequent visitor here, and the front desk sister paper glanced at him very ambiguously. The girl did not show any obvious resistance during the time when she took the room card, but it could be seen that she was a little apprehensive.

After entering the room, Lin Yichen said: "You wash it first, my brother still has two taels of fat to withstand, you thin ribs, go quickly, don't catch a cold." ”

The girl looked at the soaked clothes, the outline of the underwear was all visible, and felt a little embarrassed, rushed into the bathroom, and after a while heard the sound of dripping water.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Lin Yichen took out his mobile phone and sent a message to the little fat man Ye Fei, "Feifei, brother won't go back tonight, don't go back." ”

About half an hour later, the girl came out wrapped in a bath towel, and it was really like water coming out of hibiscus. Her face was red from the heat, and when she saw Lin Yichen staring at her, she also stuck out her tongue cutely. I saw her hair wet on her shoulders, revealing her sexy collarbones.

Lin Yichen has always felt that the sister paper of the clavicle groove is much more punctual than the one of the rugou gods. He walked up and hugged her gently, and said softly, "You go and dry your hair, don't catch a cold." ”

"Hmm." The girl replied softly.

Lin Yichen took off his shirt and entered the bathroom. There is also a faint fragrance of shower gel in the bathroom, and when I think of the girl outside, I can't help but hum "Cold Rainy Night" softly.

After washing, he wiped it casually, wrapped the bath towel around his waist, and Lin Yichen went out.

When the girl saw Lin Yichen come out, she obviously began to become nervous, and she looked at him with a little fear.

Lin Yichen smiled and said, "Don't be nervous, am I so scary?" Don't worry, it's not going to be done in three seconds. ”

The girl was visibly amused, and burst out laughing, then said, "Cut, I see you're just three seconds." ”

Lin Yichen raised his eyebrows and said: "Is it not, you will find out later, last time there was a girl who questioned my combat effectiveness, and then went directly to the hospital to hang 8 bottles of water, and almost died of dehydration, you blow dry your hair first, don't catch a cold." ”

Skillful experience has allowed Lin Yichen to control the atmosphere very well, while being humorous, it does not seem slippery, and adds a little care and delicacy to the humor.

After finishing speaking, Lin Yichen took out his mobile phone and turned it off. He didn't want to call him halfway through the game or something, it would be too annoying.

After doing it, he quietly approached the girl who was still blowing her hair, grabbed her hair, and said, "Your hair is really good, I was attracted by your hair today, if it is ** for you tonight, it is all caused by this hair." ”

The girl glanced at him and said, "Can you be serious?" ”

Lin Yichen smiled: "You have a special bath towel, how serious do you call me?" The healthy development of my brother's mind is very normal, and there are absolutely no bad tendencies. ”

The girl put down the hair dryer and said, "Anyway, be honest." ”

At this time, it was already to her mouth, Lin Yichen directly hugged her and kissed her on the lips. With the previous foreshadowing, this kiss naturally went smoothly, but for the sake of insurance, Lin Yichen still kissed for a while.

He knew that women's brains were a little short-circuited when they were kissed, and the longer it was, the less they thought about it.

………… Pick up the gun and mount the horse, bend the bow and shoot the eagle............

The clouds cleared and the rain cleared, and the girl fell asleep tiredly. Lin Yichen got up cautiously, walked to the windowsill, lit a cigarette, looked down at the neon light of the city, and sighed slightly, life must be happy!

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