"Han Xu, you stinky and shameless!"

"What do you mean you're a very reserved person?"

"You're so subtle, and you're pretending to be a senior and playing us like idiots!"

At the moment when the truth about Han Xu's pretending to be senior Zou Cheng was revealed, the freshmen of the Chinese Department were excited, and their mouths were like machine guns aimed at Han Xu and shot together, which was really pointed out by thousands of people, and tens of thousands of people spit on them, so they almost took rotten eggs and rotten cabbage for personal attacks.

This scene responds to a wise saying: Don't pretend/force, pretend/force to be struck by lightning!

Han Xu coughed, and said, "Be quiet and quiet, don't be too excited, classmates." If I do something wrong, everyone silently criticizes and corrects it in their hearts; Where I'm doing the right thing, just say it out loud. ”

After speaking, Han Xu slipped off the podium with the sound of vomiting blood.

Ji Lingqi's teeth itched, this guy is so hateful, he actually pretended to be a senior to lie to her!

Just watching Han Xu walk off the podium and walk in her direction, Ji Ling's eyes widened in surprise, as if the patrolling Ultraman suddenly encountered a little monster, a wisp of slender and soft bangs dangled in front of those bright eyes, beautiful and terrifying.

Han Xu smiled at Ji Ling, who was glaring at him, and then inserted himself into the pile of girls in a dignified manner, like a male pig's foot in a romance novel, squeezing in with a dead face.

Under the surprised eyes of the girls, Han Xu squeezed to Ji Ling and sat down, making it look like her boyfriend.

This can be regarded as a hornet's nest!

Since Ji Ling appeared in the classroom, ninety-nine percent of the animals in the classroom have been looking at Ji Ling, the thick-skinned and open-minded, the timid and sneaky, while discussing the plan of pickling girls in private, Bian Yi/yin/ and the goddess Ji Ling staged a romantic legend of the Condor Heroes at CUHK.

Now he is halfway through the killing, and he is still such a handsome Cheng Jin!

When many people saw Han Xu sitting intimately next to Ji Ling, they subconsciously thought that they were a couple; The dreams of the animals were shattered, and they had already fallen out of love before they fell in love, so they almost cried and hugged each other to tell their sad history of falling out of love!

"Heaven and earth, hit a thunderbolt and kill Han Xu's livestock!"

Han Xu doesn't care about other people's eyes, excellent people don't care about the eyes of mediocre people!

Well...... Han Xu felt that he was very good, he only cared about Ji Ling's gaze.

It was still early autumn, Ji Ling was wearing a small suspender belt of plain white batik orchid and a pair of pink hot pants, stepping on a pair of white NB New Balance running shoes, her legs were long and white, and there was a copy of "Love in the Time of Cholera" on the table in front of her.

"Liar, liar, big liar!" Ji Ling's expression was very angry, and he looked like he was going to bite Han Xu.

Han Xu smiled and said: "There is a saying that men in this world are liars, the point is whether they can deceive you for a lifetime." ”

"So affectionate, Senior Brother Single, are you confessing to me in disguise?" Ji Ling's face changed super quickly, and she immediately smiled again, she held her cheeks with both hands, and stared at Han Xu with big and bright eyes: "Is it okay to put an affectionate POSE?" The way you look now is a blast! ”

Han Xu raised his forehead and said, "Now that I'm your classmate and rumored boyfriend, please don't call me Senior Brother Single!" ”

Ji Ling nodded heavily: "Okay, Senior Brother Bachelor." ”

Han Xu looked at the ceiling speechlessly.

At this time, the classroom door opened, and a young man in a white shirt walked in, his hair was parted, and it was clearly divided, and the slightly longer half of the bangs made him look a little like the rural version of Nicholas Tse, and I don't know if he had ever worn the rural version of the green hat.

"Hello students, I am your counselor Wang Lei."

Wang Lei has a friendly tone and is very talkative: "Welcome to CUHK, if you have any questions about this school, please ...... Don't ask me about the amount, because I'm new here too. ”

The classmates laughed, and Wang Lei also showed a shy smile, as if he had successfully told a joke, and he was relieved.

"I was also present when Dean Xue Zhongru came over just now, and Han Xu in our class behaved very well." Wang Lei looked at Han Xu, who had met him once when Han Xu sent the roster before, and said with a smile: "Congratulations, you have become the deputy editor-in-chief of Pioneer Daily, Pioneer News is the main position of our Chinese Department to show talent, I want you to nod when I publish articles." ”

The classmates all looked at Han Xu, their eyes full of envy, jealousy and hatred.

Han Xu felt very happy in his heart, on the surface, he naturally pretended to be modest, and he had to sell well if he got cheap.

Wang Lei knocked on the podium and said: "Starting tomorrow is a month-long military training, to be honest, as a person who has come over, I really envy you for having the opportunity to tease the instructor." ”

The classmates laughed, and their affection for this cute and humorous counselor skyrocketed.

Wang Lei said with a smile: "So I hope that in the next month, you will face this military training with the mentality of not being afraid of hardship or tiredness." Declare it in advance! I will not approve leave without special circumstances, and I will not approve leave easily if there are special circumstances. Now, adjournment! ”

The applause rang out, the class meeting ended, and the students dispersed into birds and beasts.

Ji Ling slapped the rolled up novel "Love in the Time of Cholera" into his schoolbag, turned his head and glanced at Han Xu: "Senior Brother Single, I'll go back first." ”

Han Xu got up and said, "We just happened to be on the way, let's go back together." ”

"Han Xu, you are so shameless!" Tian Zhuangzhuang walked over and glared at Han Xu with disdain: "Wind-like male paper, you seem to be on the way with me, right?" ”

This beast can do anything to pick up girls, pretending to be a senior with a mouth full of nonsense, the Chinese men's dormitory is in the northeast corner of Taipingzhuang, and the girls' dormitory is in the southwest corner of the back street, two places that are completely out of bounds...... To get to the girls' dormitory, I had to travel a long way to the entire campus, and I guess that when I got there, my lunch would turn into.

Han Xu really wanted to kick these two goods, and said, "Won't I go to the backstreet to buy things?" ”

Ji Ling sneered: "If you want to soak me, just say it directly, is it appropriate to find such a lame reason?" ”

Han Xu was choked half to death, and it took a long time for him to come to his senses and say, "Ji Ling, I want to soak you, let me send you back to the bedroom, right?" ”

"Well, that's good!" Ji Ling tiptoed and reached out to touch Han Xu's face.

Such an intimate gesture made Tian Zhuangzhuang vomit blood, why could Han Xu get Ji Ling's favor?

He thinks, he can too!

Tian Zhuangzhuang came to Ji Ling's side, looked at the beautiful bubbling little face, his heart fluttered wildly, and said excitedly: "Ji Ling, it's, actually, I want to soak you too, why don't you touch my face too, and let me send you back to the bedroom by the way?" ”

Ji Ling glared, looked Tian Zhuangzhuang's dignity up and down, and said, "This classmate, don't you know that a handsome confession is called a confession, and an ugly confession is called /sex/sex/disturbance/!" ”

Dead silence, dead silence all around.

"Roommate, you...... Let's mourn and change. ”

Han Xu patted Tian Zhuangzhuang's shoulder, who had been hit by countless knives in his chest, like a compassionate monk comforting a girl who was not talented enough to seek the Tao, and then turned around with Ji Ling and left the classroom, leaving Tian Zhuang alone to grieve in the wind.

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The sun was warm and the sky was blue.

Han Xu and Ji Ling walked through the lush boulevard, attracting countless people to look sideways.

Girls look at Han Xu, boys look at Ji Ling, such a beautiful girl with such a handsome brother, it is really a freshman scenery in CUHK.

Sometimes, Ji Ling turned his head to look at Han Xu beside him, his cheeks were thin, tall and thin, not the handsome of the kind of beautiful men, but restrained and handsome, a bit of the style of Ben Affleck, the protagonist of "Soul Catcher", especially his deep-set eyes are very calm and focused, super attractive!

Occasionally looking at each other, Ji Ling's heart would have a strange feeling, a trace of sour taste.

Is this what it's like to be in love?

Ji Lingcai didn't think so, and he didn't think he would like this bad boy!

Ji Ling just likes the feeling when he stays with him, because he is humorous, funny, and talented, and the most important thing is that he is wearing a white shirt that he likes, and a face with a bright smile, which is super warm! It's like sunshine.

Han Xu saw that Ji Ling turned his head to look at him from time to time, his appearance was cute and cute, and he was very nymphomaniac, and said with a smile: "What do you think of me?" ”

"Handsome!" Ji Ling clenched his fists, and the evaluation was simple and to the point.

"Don't be so superficial!" Han Xu said: "In addition to being handsome, I have many shining points, such as being mature and introverted, humorous, talented, and knowledgeable...... You can just grab a piece and praise it, don't always say I'm handsome, after all, everyone on the earth knows it. ”

"Well, Brother Single, you have a lot of shining points, mature, introverted, humorous, talented, ......and knowledgeable," Ji Ling nodded, and said seriously: "But it seems that most girls only need one shining point when looking for a boyfriend: money." ”

"I have the money, too." Han Xu smiled.

"It's a big deal! So happy! Ask for support! Ji Ling hugged Han Xu's arm tightly, the smile on his face was sweet and gentle, and said, "Senior Brother Single, when will you take me to play tennis on the top apron of Burj Al Arab Dubai, and by the way, take a cruise ship to swim in the Jumeirah Sea and enjoy the sunset?" ”

Han Xu was choked to death, turned his head, the girl's delicate little face was close in front of him, and the long eyelashes left two shadows on his face, he scratched his hair and said: "Those flashy scenery is nothing to see, it is more practical for me to invite you to eat eight yuan spicy tang another day." ”

Ji Ling shook off Han Xu's arm and said with a sneer: "Then you can go and soak the girl who wants to eat eight yuan spicy hot!" ”

"Snobbish! Material! Han Xu was heartbroken.

"Han Xu, you stop me!"

Han Xu heard someone shouting at him behind him and turned his head to look.

In the distance, three boys rushed towards them menacingly.

The first person is Wu Xiqing!

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