Dad packed up his things and returned to Guangdong again to continue his big business of acquisition, and it is estimated that it is impossible to come back before the factory is put into operation. My mother was very busy collecting and distributing fruits all day long, and there were only two people left at home, Xiao Chenxi and Zhang Lan, who stared at each other with stunned eyes, looking confused, and didn't know what to do.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Lan asked Xiao Chenxi.

"We'll do whatever you say?" Xiao Chenxi tilted her head and replied with a smile.

"Why don't we come to rock-paper-scissors, I'll kiss you if I win, and you can kiss me if you win." A certain unscrupulous little pervert begins to seduce an ignorant little Lori. (Faint to death, you also take advantage of the robot's cheapness?) ）

"Okay." An ignorant little Lori sweetly agreed, not knowing that no matter whether she won or lost, she was taken advantage of by an unscrupulous little pervert.

"Then let's get started." A certain unscrupulous little pervert secretly rejoiced in his heart.

"Okay."

"Come, rock, scissors, ......"

Before the "cloth" came out, a hurried knock on the door came to mind.

The plan of a certain little pervert who was taking advantage of himself was interrupted, and suddenly there was a fire in his heart: Fuck, which one of these immoral belts is smoking? Finally seized an opportunity to make trouble? Is it fucking easy for me to find such an opportunity?

Xiao Chenxi pursed her lips and smiled: It's not that I won't give you a chance! It's really like you're a pervert, and you can't even look at it.

The little guy who was interrupted didn't open the yard gate angrily, huh? Outside the courtyard stood an unknown man, about twenty years old and less than thirty years old, slightly thin, and a little pale.

"Who are you looking for?" Suppressing the fire in his heart, Zhang Lan asked angrily.

"May I ask if this is Zhang Zongjun's house?"

"yes, who are you looking for?" Zhang Lan was a little angry, what did this person do, he couldn't talk well, and he couldn't beat a fart for a long time.

"Child, are your adults at home?" The thin man asked.

"My mother is not at home," Zhang Lan was a little impatient, why didn't this person leave? So grinding!

Adults not at home? The thin man secretly rejoiced in his heart: It's okay now, I have long heard that this family is rich, and I was worried that it would be difficult to deceive adults in the family, but now there are only children at home, and it is unreasonable not to deceive.

The thin man's name is Gao Feng, but unfortunately Gao Feng lived up to his father's ardent expectations for himself and did not grow as tall as Gao Feng. This guy is a gangster in the neighboring village, the family is such a single seedling, he has been spoiled since he was a child, it was common to steal chickens and touch dogs when he was a child, and it was right to find the peak of his chickens in the village; When I grew up, I didn't go to school anymore, and I began to follow a few little hooligans in society, playing hooligans with nothing to do all day long, playing hooligans to the big girls and little daughters-in-law, and being idle and lazy.

But in this small place in the countryside, the family has no spare money, and the Gao Feng family is no exception, of course, there is not much money to spend on this kid outside, and in the past, he could steal a sheep and steal a chicken and sell some money to spend, but in recent years, the people in the village have also learned well, and at night they will hide the long-haired flat-haired animals at home, and the province will be plagued by the peak.

Gao Feng, who had no money to spend, began to think about new ideas again, but this guy's reputation was too stinky, and he couldn't borrow it; Steal, can't steal. When there was no way to think about it, I heard that Zhang Zongjun's family in Wanggushan Village was doing business, and now the old nose is rich, and there is no shortage of color TVs, refrigerators, motorcycles and other rare things at home.

Hearing the news, Gao Feng began to ponder: Since everyone in his own village knows that he is not easy to steal, there are not many people who should know him in the neighboring village. Since that family is so rich, it shouldn't be difficult to go to his house to cheat some money.

Just do it, and then Gao Feng began to carefully observe the situation of Zhang Zongjun's family, and sure enough, as people said, they were even richer than everyone said, and they made a plan carefully, Gao Feng was confident, and with his experience in deceiving people over the years, he could definitely make a profit. According to his own observations, the man has not been at home for the past few nights, and Gao Feng feels that his opportunity to make a move has arrived.

Seeing that there was only such a child at home, Gao Feng was even more surprised: this time he definitely made a fortune.

"That's right," Gao Feng said solemnly, "your dad didn't come home last night to play cards with a few of us, and lost us two thousand dollars," he said, handing over a crooked note, "This is the IOU he gave us." ”

Instead, he shouted viciously; "Little hairy boy, you know where your family's money is, get me the money quickly, or we're welcome, you know it or not, we're going to kill someone."

Looking at the messy "IOU" written, well, let's call it an IOU, Zhang Lan almost laughed: I'm worried that I don't know what to do, I'm idle anyway, and it's a good choice to tease this stupid thief.

"Oh," Zhang Lan looked like a child was scared and wanted to cry, "You must not do anything to my father." As he spoke, he ran around the house, "I'll get you money." ”

Gao Feng followed behind and secretly proudly: It's too easy to deal with such a little kid, it's too easy, it's not difficult.

Turning around and entering the house, Zhang Lan gave Xiao Chenxi a look, signaling that she had found a fun toy, and everyone would come and play together.

Xiao Chenxi smiled and pursed her lips and nodded gently, indicating that she had received it.

Seeing the beautiful little Chenxi, Gao Feng was stupid, a line of hazel flowed from the corner of his mouth, and he almost didn't know how to go: There is still such a beautiful girl in the world?

Biting his tongue hard, the sharp pain of the tongue made Gao Feng's confused head sober up, wiped the corner of his mouth, Gao Feng warned himself: The so-called theft is also a way, he is just here to cheat money, but he can't do anything else, otherwise he will be miserable.

"Kid, get the money." Gao Feng threatened viciously, "If you don't take any more money, you're welcome." ”

Hearing that Xiao Chenxi closed the courtyard door, Zhang Lan finally put her mind at ease: she has been working hard for almost two years, and it is not easy! Today, God opened his eyes, and finally found a chance to test it in actual combat.

There was an unpredictable evil smile on the corner of his mouth, "Really? Who do you say you are? ”

"Huh?" Gao Feng was a little puzzled, no, he didn't scare this little kid? Could it be that he is not pretending to be vicious enough?

"Boy," Zhang Lan taught in an old-fashioned manner, ignoring the fact that he seemed to be much younger than the other party, "There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door in hell for you to break into." The little one actually blackmailed the master? Any idea how dead words are written? ”

Gao Feng is a little stupid, this little brat's black words are smoother than his own mixed society, no matter how he says it, he can be regarded as a well-known character, but he was taught a lesson by a little brat? Annoyed and angry, Gao Feng raised his hand and gave Zhang Lan a slap, "Fuck little rabbit, are you looking for death?" ”

"Huh?" Did you slap yourself in the air? Gao Feng was stunned, a little depressed, and felt ashamed: he didn't hit a little fart by himself? It's quite shameless to say it.

Of course, he would never have thought that his slap was dodged by Zhang Lan.

Without waiting for Gao Feng to react, Zhang Lan stepped heavily on Gao Feng's toes and crushed it with his heel. Ahem, one thing that needs to be added is that Zhang Lan is wearing a pair of small leather shoes today, and poor Gao Feng is wearing the mille-feuille soles that ordinary people wear the most.

"Whoop ......" A miserable scream sounded like a human being, like a terrible ghost from the Nine Shadows, which made people shudder.

"Uh......" Zhang Lan was a little surprised by the result she caused, this, it seems that she didn't use much strength, right? As for screaming so miserably?

No matter how much it is, what should be taught is still to be taught, who let you provoke me? Zhang Lan looked at Gao Feng, who was holding his feet and snorting in pain, his little head was high, and he looked like a second ancestor who was arrogant, "Boy, I've blinded your dog's eyes, and I actually cheated money to your master." Today, the master is in a good mood, so he is not to blame for the past, hurry up and get out of where, the master is upset. ”

He waved his hand impatiently, and motioned to Gao Feng to hurry up and get out of here like a fly.

Gao Feng wanted to clean up this kid well, but the sharp pain in his foot told him that his right foot seemed to be no longer able to support his activities of teaching people. During the hesitation, seeing the thick stick in the hand of the cute little Chenxi that could almost be used as a beam, Gao Feng gave up this seemingly unwise idea very wisely, and wailed in his heart: "How did this child raise, how are they all monsters!" ”

"You're waiting for me!" Gao Feng said a classic line of the gangsters and limped out.

"Cool!" Zhang Lan raised her hands high, signaling that she was done fighting, and she was really in a good mood.

"Do you still want to keep the scissors baggage hammer?" Xiao Chenxi asked with a smile.

"Of course."

"Oh, let's get started."

"Rock-paper-scissors, well, I won, give me a kiss."

"Po ......"

"Do you want to continue?"

"Continue ......"