Su Chang was dressed as an ancient chivalrous woman, carrying two swords on her back, and walked very coolly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoAt this time, Han Yi was also dressed in ancient costume, holding a knife, passing by Su Chang, and after passing by. Suddenly, he touched his chin and threw away his chivalrous spirit.

The screen freezes for a moment, and subtitles appear.

"Director: Han Yi."

The next moment, Su Chang came to the grass and took off the hat on his head. Confront Han Yi, who was following him all the way. The wind rose, the long grass swayed with the wind, and the two drew their swords at the same time, and their bodies staggered.

Scold!

Su Chang put away his sword, turned around again, and gently pushed Han Yi......

The subtitle rises: "Starring: Su Chang, Han Yi." ”

Then, the picture shifted to a modern university, Han Yi was holding a watermelon head, holding a martial arts novel "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", well, take the opportunity to promote his novel. It's a pleasure to watch. The professor writes on the blackboard and takes a roll call.

"Wang Baoqiang."

Han Yi bared his tongue: "Here." ”

"Royal Blue."

Han Yi held his throat: "Yes." ”

"Deng Chao."

and pressed his throat and said proudly: "Here!" ”

Han Yi ...... Didn't Han Yi come? ”

Han Yi hurriedly returned to his normal voice: "It's here, I'm here......"

"Li Cheng."

Han Yi said in a thick voice again: "Yes." ”

"Cheng He."

Han Yi continued to change his voice: "I'm here." ”

Bang, the picture flashed, and the six big words "My Sassy Girlfriend" appeared.

The young man who saw this scene burst out laughing. For the teacher's roll call, everyone has experienced it when they were students, as for Han Yi who is so crazy to help several people answer, it is simply against the sky.

And then, on TV, there were a lot of flashing images.

Su Chang slapped Han Yi in the face.

Su Chang slapped Han Yi with his hand.

Su Chang punched Han Yi.

Su Chang kicked Han Yi.

It's just a female demon king's posture.

When the last fist smashed into Han Yi's face, the subtitles reappeared.

"The most outstanding young director in Chinese is also directed, Love Youth Storm "My Sassy Girlfriend", on May 15, it will be released simultaneously in Asia!"

………………………………。

On this day, the time for the premiere finally came, and this time the premiere location Han Yi placed in Dawan Cinema in Beiping, first with some formal thanks, and then, and then finally began.

At the end of a few logos, the screen darkens, and subtitles emerge one by one.

"Director: Han Yi."

"Starring: Su Chang."

"Starring: Han Yi."

"Friendly cameos: Yan Rong, Huang Bo, etc."

"My Sassy Girlfriend!"

At the end of the subtitles, a long train appears in the distance, slowly passing by. On a hill next to the train track, under a lonely big pine tree, a person stands below, and it is the male protagonist Han Yi played by Han Yi.

Sad, with a little simple monologue sounding:

"Just two years ago today, she and I buried a time box here. We agreed to meet here after two years, but she didn't come...... Then I'll keep waiting. ”

The picture jumps, Morning Glory is dressed in a suit and leather shoes, taking pictures in the photo studio, during which his aunt calls him and asks him to come over, as the flash of the camera flashes, the photo is no longer Han Yi, but a yellowed photo, on which is a drooling little kid.

"My parents wanted a daughter, so they dressed me as a girl until I was seven years old, and I thought I was a girl, and of course, I had to go to the women's bathhouse to take a bath, and I always thought that as I got older, my little Ding Ding would keep getting smaller until she disappeared."

"But it's the opposite."

Bang dang!

The photos freeze, the picture flows, and the official plot begins. Han Yi, played by Han Yi, is eating and drinking with three friends in a hot pot restaurant.

Han Yi was eating hot pot, and suddenly saw a woman walking by outside the window, with her figure back, Su Chang was undoubted. and immediately stood up and started a monologue in his heart: "She is the type I like, every time I see the girl I like, I can't help but want to chase her." ”

Of course, before he could take action, his mother's phone call came, and he asked him to go to his aunt's house.

Just when he was about to do the subway, he saw a girl standing on the platform, swaying, and a subway was about to come and hit her at any time. Han Yi immediately pulled the girl away, and the moment the train passed by, the girl looked at Han Yi with drunken eyes, and she was not lightly drunk, it was Su Chang played by Su Chang.

Got on the subway and didn't have a seat.

Both of them were standing, Su Chang was leaning on an iron pillar, fainting, and Han Yi secretly looked at her. The inner monologue resumes: "She's the type I like, but I don't have feelings for her, why?" Because drunk girls turn me off. ”

And the next moment, what made Han Yi even more speechless was.

An old man also stood, the young man didn't give up his seat, Su Chang directly slapped the young man's head, glared, and asked him to give way. The young man was not good at fighting with the girl, so he stuffed the beaten gum back into his mouth and left with a depressed face.

"Haha, it's a fun movie." In the back seat, an audience member said with a smile.

"This girl is a bit fierce, but the quality is still good." The audience next to him is preaching as soon as he speaks.

Then, Su Chang on the screen was very faceless, and he was about to vomit after drinking too much.

So a scene that shocked Han Yi appeared.

Su Chang vomited a few times, but it all overflowed into his mouth, and he swallowed the vomit again.

"Gross!" The audience was tragically infected and wanted to vomit.

"I'll go, what kind of movie plot is this, I want to vomit too."

"No, I'm dying laughing."

"This director lacks morality, designing such a disgusting plot."

"But don't say it, it's fun."

Then Su Chang vomited at an uncle's head, which made the audience laugh.

Especially Han Yi's expression on the side, seeing Su Chang wanting to vomit, he also felt sick to his stomach, and what was even more unexpected was that the uncle was wearing a wig, which made the audience laugh even more.

After Su Chang finished vomiting, he said "dear" to Han Yi, and fell asleep on the ground.

This is a bad thing, the old man said angrily: "She called you dear! ”

Han Yi hurriedly smiled around to avoid suspicion: "I'm not." ”

"How can you do that!"

"I'm really not ......"

The old man didn't give him a chance to distinguish, and roared: "You must be responsible!" ”

So, Han Yi was sad, not only to help the old man clean up, but also asked to take away the sleeping Su Chang. In desperation, he had to take Su Chang to the small hotel, and what was even more tragic was that he was full of alcohol and his clothes were dirty, so he had to take a bath. Then Han Yi appeared on the screen without wearing anything...... Large-scale!

At this time, he encountered a police search, and as you can imagine, he was brought into the bureau by prostitution.

After the explanation was clear and he was let go home, he was beaten by his mother because he didn't go to his aunt's house.

When the movie saw this, the hall was almost full of laughter.

And the biggest highlight of this movie is Su Chang, the previously well-behaved and lovely Concubine Dong E is long gone, alcoholism, the label of violent maniac is close to her body, her temper is scary, and more importantly, Su Chang's performance is very good.

The performances of both of them are very good, the male audience recognized Su Chang's acting skills, and the female audience was also conquered by Han Yi's acting skills, a non-professional actor can act so well, this is really unexpected by everyone.

After that, Han Yi's bad luck in the movie did not get rid of it.

The next day, Su Chang called him and asked him to explain why he was naked with her that day. After meeting, Su Chang said that she wanted to go to the café for a drink, she had a treat, Han Yi wanted mango juice on the one hand, strawberry juice on the other, and finally decided to have a glass of Coke.

As a result, Su Chang interrupted very unceremoniously: "You are looking for death, I want coffee, two cups of coffee, you pay!" ”

Han Yi was stunned, and once again realized Su Chang's domineering.

Then, sitting down at the table, Su Chang asked angrily: "Tell me honestly, what happened last night." ”

Han Yi faced Su Chang's huge aura, and he couldn't speak: "Eh...... That night...... Uh, you're drunk......"

"Don't stammer, be clear!" Su Chang scolded loudly.

Han Yi explained like a wronged little daughter-in-law, but in his heart he was monologging: "This girl may be a poisonous snake, pretending to be drunk and vomiting, and then come to use a foolish boy like me!" ”

"To deal with such a girl, you must let her know who is the boss!"

Of course, this is just thinking about it, Han Yi didn't have the courage at all, and, as he spoke, he became yy in his heart: "When she was not drunk, she was the ideal girl in my mind." ”

When Su Chang figured everything out and lost interest in drinking coffee, he took Han Yi to drink again.

At this time, the two uncles at the next table were hooking up with the little sister and taking the little sister to drink.

Su Chang broke out!

scolded a few people with their heads and faces, stirred up their smug plans, and scolded them all away. Su Chang, who was still angry, drank violently again, and as a result, he was gloriously drunk again and sent to a small hotel again, and then Han Yi took care of Su Chang again, and the two seemed to be a little different.

The plot is funny with a little romance and slowly advances.

When it was time to laugh, the hall was full of laughter, and when there was a little sadness, the audience sighed.

One day, Han Yi was in class, but found that Su Chang walked into the classroom and sat beside him. Su Chang asked the professor in class if he could let everyone rest for a while, and the professor agreed, and then Su Chang asked Han Yi to skip class to go out with him, but Han Yi did not agree.

So Su Chang walked out of the classroom, and after a while, the professor walked in and said to Han Yi that he could go. It turned out that Su Chang told the professor that she was going to have an abortion, and the child was Han Yi's.

After coming out of the classroom, they came to the amusement park.

After playing in the amusement park, Han Yi and Su Chang came to a grass and sat down, and Su Chang handed Han Yi a scratch paper with cartoon patterns.

Her dream was to be a screenwriter, so she kept writing, which she called an outline. To get me into the groove, he took me to the park to read those outlines...... Reading those outlines is stressful...... If I ignore something, then I'm dead. ”

As soon as Han Yi's inner monologue ended, Su Chang scolded loudly: "Looking for death, keep reading." ”

"Oh." Han Yi didn't dare to resist.

It happened that a man smoked a cigarette and walked to the side to make a phone call, and casually threw the cigarette butt on the ground, Su Chang went out again, ran over and scolded the other party, and forced the other party to pick up the cigarette butt. Even more brutal, she asked the other party not to wear clothes of the same color as the one she was wearing.

Han Yi was no longer surprised by this, and read the outline:

"This heroine is tough, similar to 'Terminator', in the year 2137 AD, a group of bad guys kidnapped her lover and came to the present. I don't know why I kidnapped him, and in order to save her lover, she also returned to the present through a time machine......"

In the monologue, the scene changes, and Su Chang's outline is presented in the form of a movie.

In a certain factory shed, a shootout ended with the heroine rescuing the male protagonist, and then killing a dragon together.

"It should end with a kiss." On the way back, Han Yi said to Su Chang.

Su Chang shook his head: "This is not a romance movie, this is an action movie." ”

As the two people got into contact with each other and got to know each other more and more, Han Yi often suffered from Su Chang's violence, but he could also feel that Su Chang was pretending to be happy, but in fact he was very sad because he broke up with his boyfriend.

Han Yi wanted to enlighten her, but it was a pity that he ......

"This woman is too tough!"

"It's a lot of fun."

"Han Yi is going to succeed again this time."

Watching the premiere here, not only idle and bored audiences, but also many people in the industry, a movie in their eyes, not only to see the excitement, but also to see the doorway, from the audience's reaction, and the progress of the plot, how much can be concluded whether the movie is successful.

Of course, criticism is also indispensable.

"The plot is very vulgar, doesn't this kind of filming lower the grade of Chinese films!"

"Young people are young people, and they don't have much experience of love, so it's really difficult to get into the hall of elegance."

It's just mixed with laughter, it seems a little weak, Han Yi can't hear it at all, he is still in a good mood and looks at the big screen, and then he opens his mouth and laughs silently.

Because in the movie, Han Yi was fished out of the water by Su Chang, and he was completely afraid of this female devil and decided to escape from her clutches.

And these three friends are also familiar to everyone, they are Li Cheng, Cheng He and Deng Chao, they really want to make a cameo, Han Yi finally let them come from time to time, this can be regarded as an accident.

Han Yi vomited bitterness, and then with the strength of wine, he went to chase a girl of the type he liked, only to find out that it was Su Chang, who was so frightened that Han Yi turned his head and ran away.

To be honest, this paragraph is actually quite contrived, originally Han Yi was going to edit it out, but after thinking about it for a long time, he finally left it, in order to deepen the explanation that Han Yi likes Su Chang as a type of girl.

Then, the hall burst into laughter again.

ps: Four thousand words, only one chapter today. (To be continued.) )