Chapter 42: Li Bai patted his ass
When Han Xu came to the 168 bedroom, Tian Zhuangzhuang and Li Mo were lying on the table eating instant noodles.
"Yo, Han Xu, I'm back." Tian Zhuangzhuang raised his eyes and asked, "Where did you go to play on National Day?" β
"Sleep at home." Han Xu replied casually, he was puzzled by the behavior of the two brothers eating instant noodles, which really did not fit the style of the local tyrant Li Mo, and said: "Why didn't you bring a ladyboy back to open my eyes when I went to Thailand?" β
"Damn, don't mention it, it's difficult to go to Thailand to play the ninety-nine-eighty-one in Journey to the West." Tian Zhuangzhuang's egg hurt Ju tightly: "The shemale didn't sleep, and the wallet was stolen by the Thai guy, almost you will never see such a cute me again." β
Are you humiliating the word cute?
Han Xu was so disappointed with these two goods, he went to Thailand to mix like this bird, and saw that there was still a bucket of instant noodles on the table, turned on the hot water, and he hadn't eaten breakfast yet.
Click.
The door to the bedroom was pushed open.
A tall, thin man dragged a suitcase in, with long hair, sloppy clothes, a ripped denim shirt and a cigarette in his mouth, very bright eyes, and a sharp and unruly appearance, much like a gangster leader in a southern city.
Li Mo and Tian Zhuangzhuang were both stunned by this guy's sharp brother-like appearance.
"Song Junxian." The buddy threw his luggage on the bunk, nodded at Han Xu, and then took out a cigarette and handed it over, full of anger.
Han Xu rarely smoked, but he still caught the cigarette: "Have you eaten?" β
"Nope." Song Junxian lit a cigarette and spit out the fog, looking very tired.
"Eat this." Han Xu pushed the soaked instant noodles over, but he didn't expect Song Junxian to be polite at all, and picked up the instant noodles and devoured them.
"Dude, where are you from?" Tian Zhuangzhuang's set is almost the way.
"Su Hang." Song Junxian doesn't seem to like to talk much.
"Yo, Su Hang is good." Tian Zhuangzhuang, hehe/cheap/laugh: "There is heaven above, there is Suzhou and Hangzhou below, there are many mountains, many scenery, and there is also a lot of water." β
Poof.
Li Mo was choked and breathless: "What about the special master, can you be normal?" β
While the three were chatting, Han Xu lit a cigarette and silently looked at Song Junxian, who was immersed in eating instant noodles.
There were four people in their dormitory, and Song Junxian was their roommate, but he didn't participate in the military training.
Among the 32 freshmen in the first class of the Chinese Department, the person who most interested Han Xu was this Song Junxian, when he pretended to be Zou Cheng to recruit new students, he checked the information of the first class of students in the Chinese Department, and basically they were all high-achieving students with college entrance examination scores of more than 640 points.
Tian Zhuangzhuang is even more awesome, with 713 points as the top liberal arts student in Nanzhao Province.
There were only two people in the class who got into CUHK with zero points.
One is Han Xu himself, he didn't take the college entrance examination at all, and the admission letter was made by Noki.
The other is this Song Junxian.
Can it be easy for people who can get into Chung Hwa University with a zero score?
Can people who dare not participate in the military training of CUHK and have nothing to do with be simple?
Han Xu felt that he was not simple, obviously this Song Junxian was not simple, but this guy was dressed like a bum, and he really couldn't see any details.
It was just time for class, and Han Xu said to Song Junxian: "It's class, are you going?" β
"Forget it, I'm a little tired." Song Junxian threw the box of instant noodles on the table, lying on the bare bed and spitting smoke.
"Awesome, I was absent from school on the first day of school." Tian Zhuangzhuang gave a thumbs up, and when he saw that Han Xu and Li Mo were gone, he hurriedly chased him out with a whip of eight hundred miles.
The late autumn sun is a little shy.
The light was projected from the gaps between the houses and trees, and with enthusiasm that he did not dare to fully express, Han Xu walked on a cement road leading to the classroom for about ten minutes, mingling with the same young students, in groups of three or five, walking side by side, occupying almost the entire road.
Only at this moment did Han Xu feel like he was in the atmosphere of the CUHK campus.
Well, he is a top student at this key university.
Qijiao is a somewhat gloomy teaching building, surrounded by huge camphor trees, covering the sky and the sun, in autumn, the leaves of the camphor trees do not wither, green and green, fat like the big / fart / stock of the Northeast village girl, thinking about it makes people blush.
When Han Xu and the four of them came to the classroom, the students had all arrived.
During the military training, everyone played well, and each group had its own small group, chatting about non-nutritious topics such as where to go to play during the National Day holiday.
Han Xu's eyes swept around, and he quickly found Ji Ling in the pile of girls in the front row.
Ji Ling sat by the window, a white knitted sweater covered with a black spotted hooded jacket, simple, with a fair side face, long hair, and a clear feeling of the morning sun shining on her slender body.
What is striking is that Chu Zhenghao is actually sitting next to Ji Ling!
At this moment, Chu Zhenghao was smiling with a smile on his face, his mouth was crooked, and he didn't know what he was saying to please Ji Ling, and he saw Han Xu out of the corner of his eye, turning his head sideways, and when the two looked at each other, a trace of pride flashed in his eyes.
"What does it mean for this dog/day/to sit next to my sister-in-law?" Tian Zhuangzhuang couldn't see it.
"It's okay, let's go to the back." Han Xu smiled, he was not interested in dealing with Chu Zhenghao, and he would never treat Chu Zhenghao as a threat.
To put it mildly, Chu Zhenghao is not qualified!
Han Xu turned around and pulled the indignant Tian Zhuangzhuang to the back row of the classroom.
"Senior brother, wait, wait for me."
Ji Ling's voice sounded, and then under the stunned gaze of everyone, she held the pink schoolbag in her arms, held two glasses of raspberry juice, and said to Chu Zhenghao apologetically, "Please let me go." β
Chu Zhenghao's face immediately turned the color of pig liver.
In the eyes of the girls, he has become a rooster who has been defeated before he has even fought!
In the eyes of the boys, it is full of sympathy.
It was not only Chu Zhenghao who was defeated, but also all the male compatriots.
On the day of school, Ji Ling, who was as stunning as a knife, didn't know how many young men's sensitive and soft hearts had been stabbed, watching the goddess and Han Xu get closer and closer, they often sat alone by the window, looking up at the sky at forty-five degrees, sadness flowed back into a river, and the small body was quickly destroyed in unrequited love......
It's a pity that they don't regret it for the gradual widening of the clothes and belts of the Yiren, and they love her so much that they can't find the north, but the Yiren are concerned about Han Lang and want to meet.
In countless sad eyes, Ji Ling walked up to Han Xu, handed Han Xu a cup of raspberry juice in his hand, and squinted and smiled: "Here you go." β
"Wow! Ji Ling, you're too biased, aren't you? Tian Zhuangzhuang muttered: "Patronizing the single senior brother who is not hungry, don't you see that there is a hungry bachelor second senior brother next to you?" β
Han Xu couldn't stand the noisy Tian Zhuangzhuang, so he handed the juice to Tian Zhuangzhuang to block the dog's mouth.
Ji Ling pouted unhappily: "For Senior Brother." β
"Forget it." Han Xu said to Ji Ling: "It's time for class." β
"Okay." Ji Ling nodded, then stretched out his hand and pointed to the back row of the classroom and smiled: "Let's sit over there." β
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The first class is Ancient Literature.
The professor's name is Wang Xuming, it is said that he is a wrist in the study of ancient literature, and he has always been good at lectures, whether on the podium or in front of the toilet trough, he looks full of ambition, but the things he talks about are lackluster, Han Xu is not interested, mainly because he is useless in learning these, and if he can maintain world peace by dragging two lines of poetry, he is not so tired.
Ji Ling was listening to the lecture and taking notes, pursing her lips with a ruddy mouth, her expression was focused and serious, with a sense of tranquility on her body, and the warm sunlight sprinkled on her body was like a layer of holy light, like an angel with a warm and moist fresh breath, with the fragrance of plant leaves after the rain.
Han Xu rarely saw Ji Ling like this, and he was slightly stunned.
"Hey, that classmate, the handsome one!"
Wang Xuming cares very much about the students' small actions in class, the soldiers can not be humiliated, he would rather the students be absent from class than allow the students not to listen carefully in his class, stretched out his hand and pointed at Han Xu and said angrily: "Where is the podium?" What are you staring at the female classmate next to you? Stand up and answer the questions! β
The classmates snickered.
Chu Zhenghao stared coldly at Han Xu, the corners of his mouth were full of sneers.
Han Xu was a little embarrassed, scratched his head and stood up.
Ji Lingqiao blushed, a little worried about Han Xu, she secretly pulled Han Xu's sleeve under the desk, and whispered, "Senior brother, you have to be obedient and obedient, and you are not allowed to contradict Teacher Wang." β
Wang Xuming knocked on the podium and asked, "What did I talk about just now?" β
Han Xu vaguely remembered and replied: "A poem written by Li Bai to Yang Guifei is "Qingping Tune". β
"Good, good." Wang Xuming said yes in his mouth, and there was a murderous aura in his gold-wire glasses: "The clouds want to dress and the flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows the fence to show the gorgeous face, if it is not for the jade mountain, I will meet the moon in Yaotai." In what state was Li Bai writing this poem, and what is so good? β
Han Xu had a little headache.
Li Bai's "Qingping Tune" doesn't think it's good, it should be LOW to burst, this kind of clichΓ© thing will not be remembered even if he listens to it once, let alone didn't listen to it just now.
"Look, I can't answer it." Wang Xuming saw that Han Xu didn't speak for a long time, and said sarcastically: "You know how to look at female classmates in class, is this the purpose of your school?" To figure it out, this is CUHK, one of the top three key universities in China, and you still have to go home with this attitude! β
"Okay, I'll answer."
Han Xu was so excited by Wang Xuming's aggressive face that he couldn't bear it, and said: "This is a poem by Li Baiyi/Lewd/Yang Guifei, and it is also Li Bai's worst poem, the whole poem is full of clichΓ©s, metaphors are unbearable, and full of ingenuity, showing Li Bai's superb ability to pat on the back, all in all, it is not worth mentioning!" β
After speaking, the audience was shocked.
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