Chapter 958: Business
Before he could ask, there was another hairy child standing next to his little grandson.
He stood in the shade of a tree, raised his palms, and shouted, "Monkey King!
As soon as the words fell, there was a "boom", and the thunder rose into the air, shaking the branches on the head and breaking directly.
The branch smashed right on the boy's head, and the thunder in the sky was still loud for a long time.
"Wow wow..."The boy who was smashed cried bitterly, and now the whole town was awakened.
Li Zheng was also taken aback, and when he came to his senses, he said angrily: "You stinky boys, what are you doing?!"
He pulled his shoes and ran towards the hairy children, and they followed closely for the rest of their lives, ready to watch a good show, and by the way, they knew how to do it.
As the son of the former King of the Eastern Wilderness, he will not invite Lei for the rest of his life now, unless he scolds his mother.
After Baozi and they saw Li Zheng, they turned around and wanted to escape, but they couldn't leave their crying companions, so they could only look at Li Zheng with a smile.
"Grandpa Lizheng, I, let's play. Baozi said.
"I know what you're playing, what are you playing?" he asked, touching the smashed boy's head.
"Huh", Baozi spread out his palm, and Yu Sheng leaned over to take a look, and saw that there was a "thunder" word written in cinnabar in their palm.
"Who wrote this?" asked Yu Sheng curiously.
"The Taoist priest who caught it today wrote, as long as he was given a penny, the Taoist priest said that this is called palm thunder. Baozi said.
"This is palm thunder. "I've only heard of it for the rest of my life, but this is the first time I've seen it, "It can only ring once?"
Bun nodded.
"It's not expensive," Hu Muyuan said, "I heard that palm thunder has the ability to drive away evil spirits and suppress demons, and people who want to go far away or have evil people at home ask Taoist priests for such a palm thunder or talisman, at least twenty or thirty yuan." ”
"So expensive?" Li Zheng, Yu Sheng, and Ye Zigao said in unison.
Li Zheng also glanced at the rest of his life, secretly boasting that he was smart, and now he is not only a strong laborer, but also can sell words.
Ye Zigao also glanced at Yu Sheng, you see, I was still worried about what business I was doing just now, and now the business is coming to the door.
The rest of his life only had two eyes, and he couldn't accept their eyes at the same time, so he simply asked Baozi to lead them to the Taoist priest.
The Taoist priest was hiding in the temple of the god of agriculture, and there were many children standing beside him, but there were still few rich people, and most of them were just watching the excitement from the side.
There was only one child, who didn't know how to cheat a penny out of his family, and ran to the temple in a hurry.
When I met Yu Sheng at the door, I didn't bother to say hello, and plunged into the temple in one go.
When I entered the temple for the rest of my life, I saw that the Taoist priest was using a cinnabar pen and writing in the palm of the child who had just run in.
The god of agriculture sat on the altar with an irritated face, and when he saw that Yu Sheng was coming, he hurriedly beckoned: "Hurry up, kick this grandson away for me!"
As a ghost, they usually sleep during the day and come out at night.
Zhengxiang, who was sleeping just now, was woken up by a "palm thunder" played by the old Taoist priest.
Not to mention, this palm thunder also has the effect of suppressing evil and driving away ghosts, although he is a god of agriculture, he is just a ghost god, and his heart is terrified when he listens.
Yu Sheng nodded and said to the Taoist priest: "As a sinner, what are you running around? ”
The Taoist priest put down the cinnabar pen and asked the hairy boy to hold it in his palm, "Where am I fooled, I have forty yuan for this word in the city." ”
"What are you selling to kids? Beware of them getting into trouble. Yu Sheng said.
"Also, there are gods in this temple, you go along, don't disturb the rest of the gods here. ”
"God?" The Taoist priest glanced at the statue on the altar and smiled: "Shopkeeper Yu, your god position is much higher than his." ”
The Taoist priest originally meant to be a compliment, but he didn't want to upset the rest of his life.
"Get out, Lao Tzu farms, the people in the town farm, and the vegetable garden behind the inn grows gratifying under the guidance of the god of agriculture. Yu Sheng said.
What's more, he and Saturnalia are still friends.
"Let me go back to the inn, I haven't settled the account with you about yesterday, and you dare to disturb the people." Yu Sheng pushed him out, and said at the same time: "In order to punish you, go back and write me a hundred palm thunder talismans first!"
"Huh?" The Taoist priest stood up and tilted his body, and looked at Yu Sheng reluctantly, "My words consume mana." ”
"Then you can write as much as you want, anyway, the inn has dishes to replenish mana. Also, before Aunt Jiu'er's stomach came out, you gave me a closed-door thought at the inn and wrote the 'thunder' charm a hundred times a day!" Yu Sheng said.
The Taoist priest still had to intercede for himself, but he was blocked back by Yu Sheng's words: "What you did in the city is enough for you to drink a pot!"
The Taoist priest immediately lowered his head and walked away.
He counted fortunes for people in the city, and calculated that there were many people who were worried about their lives, and there were still a few of them who were tired.
Yu Sheng said hello to the god of agriculture and drove out a few hairy children.
"There's only this one thunder, where are we going?" asked the kid with the thunder in his palm.
"Go to the lake to fry fish?" As soon as the little grandson proposed, he was kicked by Yu Sheng.
They stuck out their tongues, hurried away, and headed for the stone bridge.
Yu Sheng reminded them: "Don't go and provoke the water monkeys!"
They didn't know if they heard it or not, but they cheered and went that way.
For the rest of their lives they walked behind.
Ye Zigao said: "The shopkeeper, Gao, punish the Taoist priest for copying talismans, and then we will sell them to the middle wilderness, killing two birds with one stone." ”
"Are you stupid?" Hu Muyuan said, "What is the difference between selling this talisman to the monster and selling the mouse medicine to the mouse?"
"The witch doctor who makes the rat medicine can poison himself, why can't he sell the talisman to the monster?"
Ye Zigao argued, "Isn't there no fight between monsters and no exorcism?"
Hu Mu was far disdainful: "What kind of witch doctor can medicine a mouse to kill himself, you are quibbling, you might as well sell this charm to passers-by." ”
"Ahem", Yu Sheng interrupted them, "the two paths you said are not contradictory. ”
He asked Ye Zigao to go to the middle wilderness to sell, and Hu Muyuan was far away in the inn to sell.
"Shopkeeper, do you really believe in him?" Hu Muyuan said.
No matter how he looked at it, he felt that it was very unreliable to sell the "palm thunder" to the monsters in the middle wilderness.
"I don't know, but...," Yu Sheng paused, "we really have a witch doctor in town who drugged himself to death." ”
"What?" Hu Muyuan stopped and looked at them in surprise.
After making sure that there were such people in the town, he shook his head incredulously and followed.
Li Zheng didn't sleep anymore, and was going to go to the inn to drink tea.
As soon as they reached the door of the inn, there was a "boom", and a splash of water several feet high was splashed in the ditch, accompanied by their exclamations of buns.
"It's broken!" Yu Sheng's face changed, and he asked Hu Mu to quickly bring the pig's head meat left on the stove.
"Why don't you let the leaves go high. Hu Muyuan, who had already raised her feet, suddenly stopped, waiting for the answer for the rest of her life.
"Because he has a weak kidney!" said Yu Sheng.
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