Chapter 3 The monkey's ass can't be touched

After Xia Wencai finished purchasing, he tied a basket of fish fry to the back seat of the car and returned to the village slowly.

Back in the village, everyone came to inquire after seeing Xia Wencai buy a large box of fish fry, and when they learned that Xia Wencai planned to raise fish and lobsters in his family's empty paddy fields, they couldn't stop laughing.

"I said Wencai, you college students still go to the city to make a fortune, you are completely playing the piano, your paddy fields are shallow, if you feed the feed every day, the cost is high, it's not cost-effective, hey! These fry look good, they cost a lot of money, but it's a pity to die. Zhang Degui, the village head, happened to pass by and looked at the fish fry with regret.

"Brother Wen Cai, don't raise it, I have a small fish pond at home, just sell it to me." The second dog also came up.

"Why do the fish die every day, and fools buy fish to raise, see if I don't beat you to death, a loser!" Aunt Li has the potential to be a spy, and once she finds out about the enemy, she will appear immediately, twist the ears of the two dogs and leave.

Xia Wencai knew that Ergouzi had good intentions, but when she saw her mother, she was speechless for a while.

"Thank you uncles and uncles for your concern, the kid is just idle and bored, give it a try, it's good to succeed, and it's not a big loss if you fail, right?" After saying that, he pushed the cart and walked like a field.

Everyone saw that Xia Wencai had made up their minds, and they didn't say much, but they all shook their heads and sighed and left, only a group of little children, circling around the fish fry, chirping and talking, and occasionally fishing two handfuls with their hands, Xia Wencai didn't care.

"Don't be mischievous, there is a reward for being a good child." Xia Wencai was tempted.

"Uncle Wen Cai, what's the reward? Don't lie to me, you rewarded me with a brain bang last time, and it hurt me for a long time. A 5---6-year-old baby with a snot on his nose asked vigilantly.

When several other children heard that Xia Wencai had such bad deeds, Hula suddenly hid from the snot baby and secretly looked at Xia Wencai.

"I said Niu Niu, it's all two months, do you remember this, Uncle is teasing you, come on, come on, there is a reward this time, Dangdang!" After saying that, he took out a handful of lollipops from his pocket, and he likes to eat a lollipop when he has nothing to do, so he bought some this time, and there is still a lot of space in it.

The children cheered, and one by one they ran away.

Xia Wencai was about to go to the field to lay fish fry, and the two dogs came panting and whirring. "Brother Wen Cai, give it, this is my mother who asked me to buy the fish fry back, and said don't call you a waste." said that the second dog took out a few red tickets from his pocket. "Ergouzi, your mother is a good person, but you have good intentions, I really want to try it myself and get the money back." Xia Wencai was really moved, although the second dog and his mother were not forgiving on weekdays, they still had nothing to say in their hearts. "Hehe, since Brother Wen Cai wants to raise fish, he will definitely be able to do it, anyway, you have been smarter than me since you were a child, and what you do is always right." The second dog grinned silly.

After Xia Wencai got home, his parents just asked and didn't care, Xia Wencai ran to the room and closed the door and ran into the space.

First separate half of the paddy fields in the space to raise fish and lobsters, and the rest of the water he has to drink, but he doesn't want to be full of fishy smell, and then start planting vegetables and flowers and fruits, Destiny said anyway, there is no four-level difference in the space, you can plant anything, after the ground is full, even the edge is not idle, and fruit trees are planted around the land.

After the space was full, the yard was not spared, planting grapes, pear trees, peach trees, etc., and watering them all after the end.

The next few days are to water every day, then go to the field to weed, and secretly go to the paddy field where the fish are raised at night to pour some space water. The parents agreed to let him get it himself, so he didn't care, he was happy to be idle all day long, and he saw that the crops were growing well, it seemed to be faster than other parents, so he was happy to see it, and Zhao Qinglian praised her son for not going to college in vain.

In the past few days, Xia Wencai has discovered the beauty of space water, his strength is obviously much greater than before, he used to pick a load of water to water the ground and was tired like a dead dog, and now it is very easy to work for half a day in a row, of course, there are good things can not forget his parents, secretly replaced the water in the water tank with space water, and his mother also said that the water quality of the well in the house is getting better and better. Of course, he, a college student farmer, was ridiculed by the villagers, and of course there was very little malice, most of them were for fun.

In the morning, Xia Wencai was sleeping beautifully, and suddenly Zhao Qinglian pulled up, saying that the second dog was looking for him, although the second dog was simple, but his mouth was sweet, and he shouted to Zhao Qinglian happy with one aunt, and said that it was the best to make friends, not so many ghost eyes, which made people feel down-to-earth.

Xia Wencai also wondered why Ergouzi was looking for him early in the morning, and went out after getting dressed.

"What's the matter, dog, the ghost barks early in the morning, it's okay to be careful that I smoke you to death."

"Brother Wen Cai, how about you go up the mountain to play, I haven't been there for a long time, just grab some game." Ergouzi said with a smile.

"Wild game, your father's ** has been collected a few years ago, and he has been making trouble for a while, why do you beat it and hit it with a stone?" Xia Wencai pursed his lips, he used to go into the mountains with Ergouzi's family, his father was an old hunter and had a **, and then the control of firearms became stricter and stricter, so he was confiscated, and the two rarely went into the mountains.

"Why use this, and this, don't worry, I've caught rabbits a few times." After the second dog finished speaking, he took out two slingshots and a few rope sleeves.

Xia Wencai patted his brain: "Hey, why did I forget this thing, why didn't I play less when I was a child, and I haven't been in the mountains for a long time when I walk." "Mom, I went into the mountains with Ergouzi and won't come back at noon." Xia Wencai went home and carried a big bamboo basket, and after speaking, he drove away with the two dogs.

"You two rabbit cubs be careful, don't go deep into the mountains, there are a lot of fierce beasts in this mountain." Zhao Qinglian hurriedly instructed.

This is called a mountain village, which is naturally next to the mountain, and this mountain is not small, it is a small mountain range, and there are often large beasts in and out of the deep mountain forest.

The two of them wandered into the mountain, all the way the birds and insects chirped, listening to it made people feel refreshed, about two hours away, the two of them seemed to feel almost, the two dogs began to set, his father's early hunting skills were learned ten out of ten.

Xia Wencai was not idle, picked up some suitable small stones in his pocket, and took the slingshot to find the target, in the early years, the children in the countryside basically did not have any decent toys, for boys, a slingshot is basically a must-have thing at home, of course, this thing wants to hit large prey, of course, it is still appropriate to hit chickens and birds.

Holding a slingshot, Xia Wencai is also childlike, but he hasn't played for many years, his craftsmanship is rusty, and he has put a few bullets, but he hasn't hit a single bird feather.

Ergouzi has finished a few sets, and he is so happy after seeing Xia Wencai's performance, you must know that he used to fight with Xia Wencai and other friends in the slingshot, and was beaten very badly, but now he sees Xia Wencai ugly, and his mood is very comfortable.

"You are a fool, you have a smile, you have the ability to call two for Lao Tzu to come down and take a look." Xia Wencai was despised and was very unhappy.

"I'm not stupid, my mother said that I am honest, not stupid, I will be able to find a daughter-in-law in the future."

"Get rough, look for your sister's daughter-in-law, I don't know whose house I am raising my daughter-in-law in."

The two were talking, a pheasant dangled its head, looking for food on the ground, the two dogs saw the prey, their eyes flashed, and the usual silly look was completely two people, quickly played, and then the rubber band was full, and then the pheasant fell to the ground with a "snap", and the legs kicked indiscriminately and did not move, Xia Wencai ran up to take a look, and actually hit the eye, this pheasant Xia Wencai checked, there was almost two catties of weight, which is a big man.

hit the pheasant, and the second dog had to sรจ, holding his head high along the way, like a victorious general, but he was honest after being kicked by Xia Wencai twice on the buttocks.

Not long after, I saw a bird chirping and jumping around in the tree, and the second dog was about to make another shot, but was decisively stopped by Xia Wencai.

"Get out of the way, let me come, and watch my brother perform a miracle for you." After Xia Wencai finished speaking, he decisively opened his bow and attacked, and the bullets came out quickly, and then, and then there was no more, and the birds were still dancing happily, as if they were silently mocking Xia Wencai.

The second dog couldn't laugh, Xia Wencai was about to retaliate, and suddenly his face changed: "Damn, flash up." โ€

The second dog was wondering what Xia Wencai was crazy about, and after following Xia Wencai's eyes, he turned around and ran away after screaming.

Because at this moment an angry monkey came out of the tree, and his mouth was quacking, and then one, two, countless monkeys kept appearing in their eyes.

No wonder this monkey is angry, as the monkey king, he is enjoying his many concubines grooming him, and while he is enjoying it, suddenly his ass is hit mercilessly, plus how it is not angry, call the brother to come to the field.

"Brother Wen Cai, what's the matter, why did you beat the monkey king, the monkeys in the mountains are the most difficult to deal with, and they hold grudges, I would rather meet blind bears than touch them." The two dogs were about to cry, and at this time they were hiding behind a big tree, and the small stones and fruits outside were raining down, and they were hit by a few rotten fruits as soon as they took a peek.

"How the hell did I know that it was so unlucky, it's over, they're coming." Xia Wencai saw that this group of monkeys had the potential to outflank, and the two of them had been running crazy in the mountains for a while, and their bodies were hung in tatters by tree branches, and their strength was used up.

These monkeys are now unforgiving, picking up something in their hands.

Xia Wencai is really anxious now, don't think that the monkey is not dangerous, if he is caught and does not die, he will have to shed his skin, the general beasts are unwilling to provoke the monkeys, because the monkeys hate unity, and they are bold after gathering together, it seems that it is the inheritance of their ancestors, Xia Wencai has seen a video before, an African baboon dares to chase an adult lioness to fight.

Xia Wencai suddenly rolled his eyes, and took out a bottle of "mineral water" from the back basket, of course, the water in it had already been replaced by his tanuki for the prince, and it was filled with water in the space, since he was used to drinking space water, Xia Wencai couldn't drink other water, so he filled a few bottles when he entered the mountain.

Seeing that there were already a few monkeys probing their brains closer, Xia Wencai gritted his teeth, dodged and jumped out, the monkeys were frightened, and he stepped back a big circle, but seeing that Xia Wencai was only one person, and his combat power looked very scummy, he immediately became angry and prepared to give Xia Wencai a wave of ruthlessness.