Chapter Twenty-Four: Beauty and Ugliness on Heroes
Many oranges were successfully diverted by Hui Yan's awkward Chinese: "Sister Hui Yan is pregnant?!" β
This is big news, Hye-yeon, as a member of South Korea's first-line girl group, and the love affair between the popular idol Han Hee-hyun, I don't know how many boys and girls are heartbroken, but when it comes to falling in love, it is always an uncertain state, so there are still many fans who silently look up at the stars and pray for these two to break up quickly.
If they knew that Huiyan was pregnant, they would be completely desperate.
Sure enough, Cheng Mengmeng raised her head from the pile of test papers and added excitedly: "Yes, yes, Sister Orange doesn't know?" Sister Hye-yeon is two months pregnant, and because the month is shallow, it has not been officially announced to the public, but Brother Hee-hyun has already flown back to South Korea to prepare for the wedding! β
Such a big happy event must be congratulated, many oranges don't know Korean, so they have to work hard through body language, she bowed to Huiyan: "Congratulations to Sister Huiyan, double happiness is coming!" β
Cheng Mengmeng turned her head to translate, and Huiyan covered her mouth and smiled.
Seeing that a few of them were happy, Jiang Nan had nowhere to go if there was a fire, walked to the table and beckoned many oranges to sit down, asked the waiter, and said that the menu had been added, and the dishes could be served at any time: "Then serve the dishes." β
Cheng Mingfeng heard Jiang Nan say this, knew that this level was passed, sat down on his right hand with a smile, poked Jiang Nan with his elbow, squeezed his eyebrows, Jiang Nan looked at him like that, he knew what he was thinking, turned his head to the other side, pretended not to see, but glanced at the notebook in the hand of many oranges on the left.
The page spread out reads "HappyListing" with a rainbow pen, and the following is really a list of things to do, "watching concerts", "traveling abroad", "watching a fireworks", ......, at a glance, they are all little romances that little girls like to yearn for, at this time she is "taking wedding photos" next to the note "get", Jiang Nan felt a little funny in her heart, just now she lied that she took pictures for graduation anniversary, it turned out that she couldn't wait to grow up and wear a wedding dress, and she was still a child. However: "Life is quite planned!" β
Many oranges looked up and saw Jiang Nan looking at the notebook in his hand, closed it with a "snap", and blushed: "Idol, don't look at indecent things!" β
The audience burst into laughter. Among them, Cheng Lin Mengmeng laughed the loudest.
Jiang Nan calmly drank his saliva, raised his head, and said in a cordial tone: "Mengmeng, how is the recent review, um." Which university do you want to go to? β
As a senior in high school, I hate others asking such sensitive questions the most, but as a rice party who has not yet eaten, Cheng Mengmeng can only have tears in her eyes and endure humiliation: "If I go back to Brother Jiang Nan, I have been reviewing quite well recently, but I feel that physics is a little difficult, and I want to take the F major, but I am not sure." β
"Oh, you want to take F University?" A smile appeared at the corner of Jiang Nan's mouth. "Then you should learn from your Sister Orange, your Sister Orange is F."
"Really?!" Cheng Mengmeng's eyes lit up, and she turned to look at many oranges, many oranges nodded awkwardly, Cheng Mengmeng saw her admitting, quickly wiped her hands, and said goodbye across the table, "Worship God!" β
Many oranges dodged sideways: "Don't be like this, where am I a great god, I'm just better at the test......"
"Really? That's even more to worship. By the way, Sister Orange, what is your score in the college entrance examination? β
"Uh, five hundred and five," seeing Cheng Mengmeng's appearance that she was about to faint. Many oranges hurriedly added, "I have never taken so many exams in my daily life, and I was not very sure of filling in F University at the beginning, and I didn't know how to ...... the college entrance examination."
"Who are you fooling! Your score is 100 points higher than the key line, right?! Cheng Mengmeng clutched her chest and really burst into tears, "I hate you scholars the most." Obviously the grades are so good, but I still have to pretend to be casual and come out to abuse people! β
Many oranges still wanted to comfort them again, but Bao Rui on the side raised the juice and raised it to her: "Cheers, Cheers!" β
"Hey, what do you mean, Bao Rui, you're amazing?" Cheng Mingfeng slapped the table on the side, "Don't you look down on those of us who go to art academies?!" β
"It's not a day or two that he looks down on," Jiang Nan picked up the juice and casually bumped into Cheng Mingfeng, "Let's eat vegetables." β
"Hey, no, didn't you get used to it? What's going on today, you have a school bully in your family to improve your IQ, you're not in a hurry, are you? β
"Not really!" Many oranges couldn't help but refute for their idols, "The idol's grades are not bad, and his IQ is also very high, he was admitted to the art academy because he likes music!" β
"......" is too much, too much, these days, can single dogs not rub food, can only eat at home dog food? !
Jiang Nan held the cup, leaned back on the seat, and stretched out his hand to pat his good brother's back: "I heard that you recently took over a Xianxia drama, and your studio also invested some money?" Do you want me to write you a theme song? β
Jiang Tianwang personally wrote a song for such a good thing, but it was impossible to meet it, Cheng Mingfeng wiped his face, and immediately put away the thing called Qijie: "Yes!" β
"What's the story?"
"The male protagonist I play is a fairy, and then he falls in love with a mortal woman, talks and talks, and abuses and abuses."
"Style?"
"Immortals, it's not all like that!"
Jiang Nan listened to his distracting summary, frowned, and many oranges saw that their idols were embarrassed, raised their heads from the food, and said again: "Maybe this is possible, Marshal Tianpeng is also an immortal!" It married a mortal woman in Gao Laozhuang, and the ending was also very abusive, are you going to play this? β
As soon as these words came out, a table of people slapped the table and laughed wildly.
"You, what do you mean, I am recognized as a popular little fresh meat," Cheng Mingfeng picked up a piece of braised pork on the table, shaking and shaking, "How can I be such a handsome person, how can I play Zhu Bajie, how is it possible?!" β
"Sir, this is a bad statement, Zhu Bajie said in "Journey to the West", many oranges pinched an orchid finger, smiled and said the lyrics, "'Thick willows and thin willows, who in the world thinks men are ugly'." β
"......" Cheng Mingfeng dropped the braised pork, stretched out his hand and pointed to a lot of oranges, didn't hold back a word for a long time, and turned to Bao Rui for help in frustration, "Lord Bao, is that really what Zhu Bajie said, what do you mean?" β
The crowd at the table laughed again.
Master Bao who was named: "This is what Zhu Bajie said in the daughter country, which means that the husband has his own use, and he can't be judged by beauty or ugliness." β
"I didn't expect Zhu Bajie to be able to say such philosophical words~" Cheng Mingfeng muttered in a low voice, I couldn't think of how to turn defeat into victory, just at this time the waiter came in, holding a large plate of hairy crabs, he immediately took the plate and greeted everyone pretendly, "Come on, come on, the freshest hairy crab in Yangcheng Lake, everyone has a share, hurry up and eat it while it's hot, I tell you, now is a good time to eat male crabs, there are many crab paste, I like to eat male crabs the most, Bao Rui, you have one, hey, Huiyan, you are a pity, you are pregnant and can't eat it, Jiang Nanβ"
Jiang Nan bypassed his hand and picked up a female crab: "I want this." β
"Dignified husband, what kind of female crab to eat, if you want to eat it, you should eat male crab!" Cheng Mingfeng seems to see hope for a counterattack.
Jiang Nan looked at the many oranges who were drinking soup with their heads buried in the soup, and instructed: "Say it again, it's best to choke him to death." β
"Oh, okay," many oranges put down the spoon, looked at Cheng Mingfeng and blinked, Cheng Mingfeng subconsciously took half a step back, but still ushered in a critical hit, "The so-called crab paste refers to the collection of **** and organs of male crab seminal vesicles, and idols disdain to eat it." β
In fact, I didn't know it, but the audience who still continued to laugh wildly: "Ahahaha-"
"Bang dang-" Cheng Mingfeng had a soft hand, and a plate of crabs all smashed on the table, screaming angrily, "Jiang Nan, don't let a woman protect you if you have the ability, let's go it alone!" β
"Are you sure?" Many oranges broke off a crab leg, and their faces did not change, "I heard that my idol has served you as a martial artist?" β
"Wha-" The audience laughed more and more wildly.
ββ¦β¦ I, I'm still choking! (To be continued.) )