Chapter 27: Madness
During the meal, Wang Xiaojun urged Tang Sisi to speed up the progress, he chewed in large gulps, and his cheeks were round.
The old men were full of praise for Tang Sisi's craftsmanship, and Wang Xiaojun took a big mouthful of rice in his mouth, and stood in front of the wooden stake with his neck stalked.
Uncle Zhang beckoned to him: "Restβthis grandson is stunned." β
Wang Xiaojun's arms and hands trembled, and now he has to exert a lot of effort every time he lifts his arms, and he began to think that it was a matter of time to hit 90,000 palms a day, and then found that there were still mental problems, and finally found that it was a matter of ability in the final analysis. For example, a horse can run 20 kilometers an hour, so theoretically it can run 480 kilometers a day 24 hours, but in fact, no horse can run for so long, and now Wang Xiaojun is horrified to find that it takes more than 1 second to raise his arm once, which means that the theoretical time is not enough to hit 90,000 palms! His arm trembled even more in this hurry.
At this time, Uncle Li finished lunch, shook his arms and said, "After eating the activity, it will continue in a while!" Wang Xiaojun inadvertently glanced at it, and suddenly found that Uncle Li's two arms were perpendicular to his body like two ropes, that is, his arms were not stiffened, but his waist was twisted around, in fact, this is an action that uncles and aunts often do when they exercise in the morning - throwing the two arms around the chest and back as if they were nothing, relying on the strength of the waist and abdomen.
Wang Xiaojun was blessed to the soul, twisted his waist, threw out his right arm with the inertia of his side, shrugged his shoulder, and waved his right palm out as usual! In this way, with the cooperation of the waist and shoulders, the progress actually kept up again.
In a short period of time, everyone was accustomed to Wang Xiaojun's convulsions, and began to go their own way, only Tang Sisi was still sitting on the steps, holding his chin and looking at Wang Xiaojun.
Wang Xiaojun twisted his body like a worm and waved his palms: "Sisi, don't accompany me, I've already slapped 100,000 times, didn't you tell me to give up all the hardships I suffered before in vain?" This is like speculating in stocks, although the five dollars a share has fallen to one now, as long as you don't throw it, it will rise to fifty sooner or later! β
Uncle Zhang's buttocks almost jumped up as if he had been pricked by a needle: "Which grandson is this who said to speculate in stocks, he came out to play cards to hide and be quiet, and some people were talking about troubles in my ears, and my stock was the edge of what I told you - 10,000 yuan is 50 yuan left!" β
Wang Xiaojun said hesitantly: "You always put a long line to hang big fish." β
"Fart! How many years can I put it on at my age? Uncle Zhang was so angry that he typed out the strips he needed, and wanted to take them back, but Uncle Wang ate them first.
"You take care of him!" Uncle Li kicked the door shut.
Wang Xiaojun saw that he couldn't fight with the old men, so he tilted his head slightly and said to Sister Perak: "Let your master teach some real kung fu, where can you squat, spend money on this squat?" β
Sister Perak laughed and said, "My master said that if you don't have a solid foundation of basic skills, it will be useless to learn anything, and besides, how do you know that we haven't learned real kung fu?" "In fact, Sister Perak has been pestering Hu Tailai a lot to learn moves, and in order to maintain the dignity of the teacher, she will use what Hu Tailai usually says to deal with Wang Xiaojun.
Lan Mao said to Sister Perak: "Senior sister, I think Uncle Shi is really stimulated, so don't fight with him." β
Wang Xiaojun suddenly said: "Chen Jing, why don't you hurry up and review the college entrance examination soon, there is a saying called racing against time, don't underestimate this little time, maybe it's the difference between one and two." β
Chen Jing said lightly: "I can get a test without reviewing." β
Hu Tailai covered his face and didn't speak, he knew that Wang Xiaojun didn't want to raise the bar with anyone, this was just a joy in despair, similar to falling into the dung pit and waiting for someone to build a ladder to save you during the time when he chatted with the people on the edge of the pit, and he and his brothers were also in this tone with each other when they were punished by the master for squatting for 45 minutes.
In this way, Wang Xiaojun chatted while beating wooden stakes, and in the middle of the afternoon, he suddenly became quiet......
Wang Xiaojun has played nearly 4,000 times according to the picture on the seven pages, and now all the moves have been memorized, he wants to speed up, but he can't do it fast, the main reason is because of the wood that comes out of the wooden stake - this oblique wood is a lot longer than the normal pile hands on both sides, Wang Xiaojun has to bypass it many times if he wants to hit the pile, he sometimes wants to change the position, but because of the problem of the angle of the palm attack, but he can't always get around. His current situation is like a banknote counter, obviously his hand speed can be very fast, but there is always a steel hammer in a large bundle of hundred-dollar bills to disrupt his process, he really wants to take an axe to cut it off!
Wang Xiaojun suddenly appeared sluggish after hitting more than 100,000 palms, of course, this lag is compared with before, which made him like a fish in his throat, Wang Xiaojun suddenly became angry, he Leng Ding flew up and kicked on the wooden stake, while scolding: ", a wooden stake is also against Lao Tzu!" He kicked in the middle of the pile, his body was bounced to the ground, Wang Xiaojun didn't say a word and kicked up again, "Lao Tzu fought with you!" β
Seeing this, Tang Sisi cried out with a "wow": "Wang Xiaojun, don't fight, can't I go with Tang Que?" β
"It's okay, I'm just venting." Wang Xiaojun calmed himself down for a while, and silently returned to the wooden stake, this time, whenever his palm was about to bypass the horizontal bar, he would find a way to adjust his posture to minimize useless work, and it actually worked a lot.
Hu Tai came to see three points of horror and seven points of fun, only he understood here that Wang Xiaojun was one step away from Wu Blind through this time. At that time, his boxing was also learned by move, but this can only be called learning boxing and not boxing, boxing is based on a large number of tricks between the master and the brothers, which is also the biggest puzzle of the majority of martial arts blinds - if your swordsmanship is a stab and a sweep, then why should I cooperate with you? I may have dodged when you stabbed, or maybe I thought I was faster than you and then stabbed a move, so wouldn't the sweep in your swordsmanship be useless? And it turns out that it is really useless in actual combat, but it is impossible for a person who practices martial arts to learn only one set of swordsmanship, and you dodge the natural other swordsmanship moves to restrain you, that is to say, to learn martial arts, you have to give full play to people's subjective initiative and know how to be flexible, just like the teacher can only teach you mathematical formulas, because no matter how powerful the set of exercises can not include all the exercises.
Wang Xiaojun now knows the formula by heart, and spontaneously understands how to adapt, which is entirely the result of a large number of mechanical exercises. If he only practiced the Iron Palm Thirty Pose three or five times a day, or even thirty or fifty times, it would be impossible for him to have this kind of pursuit in a short period of time.
In the middle of the afternoon, Wang Xiaojun stopped practicing without warning and walked away with his hands behind his back, his behavior of thinking for a while almost made everyone in the yard nervous, Tang Sisi shouted: "Wang Xiaojun, where are you going?" β
"I'm going to change into a big trouser with an elastic band." Wang Xiaojun said expressionlessly.
"Why do you want to ......" Tang Sisi felt that he suddenly understood halfway through the question, although Wang Xiaojun rarely drank water in order to seize the time, after all, he still had a normal need for excretion, given that his arms and hands had become this kind of virtue, it might become very difficult for him to untie his trousers by himself, and changing to a big trouser would become the perfect solution.
"Rice, you can let Tang Sisi feed it; Pee, don't let Hu Tai do it! At this time, Wang Xiaojun's mind was full of this sentence, which was his bottom limit......
Uncle Zhang lit a cigarette and said, "We also grew up watching him, why didn't we see that this grandson is still a god?" β
Uncle Li said leisurely: "I don't know if it's a god or not, this kid is a typical Wang family - it's not that you don't let him do anything, he has to do something, it's that you say that you can't do it, he has to do it for you!" For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net