Chapter 20: The Gentleman Duo
Hirata was quite excited now, and now he was walking on the way to a restaurant, recalling what Sister Kawa said to him this morning: "Hirata, I contacted someone in Zhengf for you, and you will be Superman with him for a few days these days." β
"I've never dealt with anyone from zhengf in my life, will it be difficult to get along?" Hirata asked Sister Chuan.
"It's not difficult at all, this guy is my junior to be precise, you two are at the same level." Sister Chuan replied.
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Hey, even if Sister Chuan said this, Hirata was still very worried in his heart. At 9 o'clock in the morning, Hirata showed up at the agreed restaurant on time, and then at a glance he saw the person he was looking for - the man had a scruffy beard, unkempt, and looked like an uncle, dressed in a white shirt, with a big "sitting" printed on his chest, and was eating at the dinner table, not paying attention to the people around him.
Ma Dan is really "sitting at home"! I thought the word "sitting at home" was just a disguise! Is it turned out to be an otaku I'm going?!
There is also a middle-aged and elderly man sitting next to the "sitting home", with a serious expression on his face, a lot of white hair on his head, a straight suit, and a briefcase in his hand.
"The two of them are Wei Guo and Shi Dabiao, right?" Hirata said as he walked over to the table where the two of them were.
The middle-aged man in a straight suit quickly got up and stretched out a hand to Hirata: "The little brother is Hirata." I haven't eaten breakfast yet, so let's make the next piece to eat. "This person has that kind of professional smile on his face, that is, the smile of a flight attendant or a waiter, and his expression is a little stiff, not good-looking or ugly, just a little awkward.
Hirata shook his hand and sat down. At this time, the "sitting house" next to him swallowed the bun in his mouth, freed his mouth and Hirata to speak: "Hello...... Woohoo...... Hello...... I...... I am...... Wait, I'll drink my saliva first......"
If you choke to death, please don't lie to me, please.
"Hey......" Hirata decided to give up talking to this guy and chat with a normal person first. He said to the man in the suit, "Presumably this uncle ...... Ah no, uncle, it's Wei Guo, right? β
The "sitting house" who was drinking water next to him suddenly squirted out the water in his mouth when he heard this.
"Hahahaha, old history, has you been mistaken again? Hahahaha...... "The "sitting house" laughed while patting the man in the suit on the shoulder, and the man in the suit showed a little embarrassment and a hint of gloom on his face, but it disappeared in a flash.
"This little brother, since we have already taken over, then I will go first." Saying that, the man in the suit got up and prepared to leave, "If you don't understand anything, just ask this one." Then I still have something to do, so I won't accompany me. With that, he walked towards the door.
"Old Shi, you go slowly!" Sitting at home beckoned to the man in the suit, "Just leave it to me next." β
After the man left, Hirata came back to his senses, and thought: "Just now this person called him 'Lao Shi', which means ......" Hirata looked up and down at the "sitting house" in front of him, "That is to say, this guy who doesn't look serious at all is called 'Wei Guo'?" And the man in the suit just now is 'Shi Dabiao'? β
I'm going, going, going! Hirata's eyes were about to protrude from their sockets. What a setting! Is the contrast cute? Such an uncle can't be cute at all, okay!
I...... Easy dog to take.
"Okay, okay, I gave up." Hirata decided to eat something to calm down first, and he reached for a bun and nibbled on it.
"Odaβthat's what I'll call you." Wei Guo spoke first, "Let me introduce myself, my name is Wei Guo, and the person who just left is Shi Dabiao......
"Poof" Hirata squirted out the rice in his mouth: "Hey, don't tell jokes when eating." β
"Yes, in fact, I also endured a lot of hardship." Wei Guo also nodded in agreement.
"Then you still say." Hirata glanced at him, grabbed a fritter and continued to eat.
"Alright, alright, let's get down to business." Seeing that the things in front of him were almost gone, Wei Guo ordered something more, "Where to start?" How much did Sister Chuan tell you? β
"I didn't say anything, I just said that I came to find someone named Wei Guo." Speaking of this, Hirata Zhengzheng glanced at Wei Guo, "I still have a hard time believing that your name is Wei Guo, if you want to say that the person just now is called Wei Guo, I still believe it." β
"That's how important it is to have a good parent." Wei Guo swallowed the bun in one gulp, and his expression became a little more serious, "Okay, don't talk about it, it's useless, I'll give you a brief explanation of the situation, and about me and the brother Shi just now...... Hey, don't grab this egg from me! β
Hirata swallowed the egg in one bite and said in a deep voice, "Be serious, don't joke when you eat." β
Wei Guo: "......"
"Now, I say you listen." Wei Guo coughed twice, "Our job is to remove the dangerous abnormal hidden dangers, so that everyone can live a good life." Just like the thief is very busy during the New Year, every New Year, all kinds of strange things are restless, and what we have to do during this time is to find them and then destroy them. β
"That's it in a nutshell." After a period of explanation by Wei Guo, Hirata probably knew what the situation was.
"And what's going on with you two?" Hirata asked.
"Lao Shi is the biggest leader of the six departments in Z City, don't look at him like an uncle, in fact, he is only 30 years old."
"I'll go! So how did he become a 50-year-old uncle? Hirata exclaimed.
"What else?" Wei Guo shrugged, "The scheming is heavier, so it will naturally be old; And at work, he can't compare to me in all aspects, so his head is white. β
"What you say sounds like boasting~~~" Hirata rolled his eyes at Wei Guo.
"What's the matter, people like us are born to take advantage." Wei Guo shrugged, "Old Shi is just an ordinary person, how can he compare with me?" So nominally I'm his subordinate, but in reality we're equals. β
"Then congratulations." When Hirata heard this, he said, "It is estimated that he will become your subordinate in a short time." β
"How is that possible?" Wei Guo sighed, "Our Lucca people can do like me at most, and it will be impossible to go any further." β
"What is the reason for this?" Hirata was puzzled, "Since your ability is stronger than the other party, why can't you be higher than the other party in the position?" β
"Because we didn't open the sixth." After speaking, Wei Guo picked up a bun and stuffed it into his mouth, "Okay, don't talk about it, say something else." By the way, Lao Shi came over this morning to see if he could take advantage of you, and it was best to catch Sister Chuan's line. But you him off, so I'm guessing he failed. β
"I didn't mean to......" Hirata muttered in a low voice, "It doesn't sound like I'm in a good situation." Hirata said weakly, "You won't give me small shoes, will you?" β
"Don't worry, you are Sister Chuan behind you, who dares to touch you?" Wei Guo waved his hand.
"Then I'll be relieved." Hirata exhaled, "I didn't know that Sister Chuan was holding it like this." β
"There's so much you don't know." Wei Guo took a bite of the fritters, "Let's talk about me again, I'm Luca's person, and I'm Sister Chuan's junior, let's count the two of us at the same level." Normally, my job is to bring people to deal with some scattered anomalous problems, but today I didn't bring anyone because of you. We're going to have to get along these days. β
"Ah, no problem, but I want to ask why I don't have to bring someone else?"
"They are all ordinary people, and they are not as powerful as you alone. There are fewer people, and I'll clean up. β
"Oh?" Hearing this, Hirata felt happy in his heart, "It turns out that I am also so powerful......"
"Alright, don't get drunk." Wei Guo interrupted him, "Eat quickly, finish eating and go to work." β
"Alright, cauldron."
"Don't just give people nicknames!"
"No problem, cauldron."
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"I said, where are we going?" Hirata asked the cauldron brother next to him.
The two of them have been wandering the streets aimlessly since they came out of the breakfast shop, at least that's how Hirata sees it.
"It's all said that it's to deal with the problem of abnormality, of course, we have to find the problem first."
"But we're just hanging out?"
"Oh, it's not hanging out, it's eating."
Hirata: "...... Didn't you say you were going to find the problem? β
Brother Cauldron: "Z City is so big, how can we find it?" β
Hirata: "I'm rubbing! Then you came out today without bringing anyone?! β
Brother Cauldron stretched out his hand and pressed down to signal Hirata to calm down: "Don't worry, wait for some of you to do it." β
As he was talking, a singing voice suddenly came from Brother Cauldron:
"What's under a girl's skirt? Why do boys blush when they hear this? Girl's underskirt ......"
"Oh, my phone is ringing." Brother Cauldron glanced at the display and said to Hirata: "Look, I just said that something was coming." β
He picked up the phone and said a few words to the other side, and Brother Cauldron said, "Well, I know." β
After hanging up the phone, Brother Cauldron reached out and called a car and greeted Hirata: "Go, my people have found something." β
"I'll interject." At this time, Hirata suddenly said solemnly, "The big hidden in the ...... city"
Brother Cauldron was stunned for a moment, and then said with a serious face: "...... Gentleman in the folk. β
The two stretched out their hands at the same time and clasped them tightly together, their eyes facing each other, and their faces showed a look of hatred for each other.
"Fellow Daoist!"
"Comrade!"
Ping (Wei) Tian (Guo): "From now on, we are a family!" β
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The two took the car to the town next to Z City, and after getting off the bus in the town, a person drove to pick them up, and after getting in the car, the group went to the reservoir next to the town.
On the way, Hirata had already asked Brother Cauldron what was going on: two of his subordinates had detected high spiritual power fluctuations next to this reservoir, and then they went to find out, and found a kappa...... Well, it's better to call it the Earth Binding Spirit. The soul was trapped there, having lost its mind and turned into a ferocious spirit. The two subordinates couldn't deal with it, so one of them guarded, and the other went to pick up Wei and Pingtian.
The three of them got out of the car next to the reservoir, and the subordinate of Brother Cauldron took out an oversized suitcase and said, "Boss, do you need to use a spirit bomb?" β
"No, no, no." Brother Cauldron waved his hand, then pointed to Hirata and said, "This one is from the Iron Mountain Hospital, and we have come here to help in the past few days." You have to watch carefully, learn a little, and see how the professional is done. β
"I'm not a professional either......" Hirata said embarrassedly.
"Eh, you're welcome." Brother Cauldron patted Hirata on the shoulder, "Compared to ordinary people, you are professional." β
"Okay, then I'll try my best." Hirata nodded and said.
At this time, the remaining subordinate also came to report the situation: "Report to the boss, we have tried various attack methods. Including spirit bullets, spirit grenades, lightning strike charms, but the effect is not obvious, the opponent can dive into the water to avoid all attacks, and cannot fight from a distance. You can force the opponent out of the water for a while with the lightning strike charm, but the opponent is extremely fast and can't hit it with bullets or grenades. β
"Yes, I see." Brother Cauldron touched his chin and looked at Hirata, "Xiao Tian, how do you deal with this situation?" β
"I'd like to ask you how you handled it before." Hirata asked rhetorically, "I'll refer to it." β
"What ...... me," Brother Cauldron smiled proudly, "Call dozens of brothers to keep throwing grenades down and blow it up directly!" β
"Hey! Don't be proud of bullying people! β
"What's the solution?" Brother Cauldron spread his hands, "This kind of guy who relies on geographical advantages is the most troublesome." β
"Forget it." Hirata gave up chatting with Brother Cauldron, he turned his head to look at the two subordinates, "Wait for you to give it two lightning strike charms, just force it out, and leave the rest to me." β
"Okay." The two men agreed.
The four of them walked to the edge of the reservoir, and Hirata told the two men to prepare for the discharge, and he walked in front to summon the little black guard.
I only heard the "whoosh" sound twice, two lightning runes shot to the surface of the water, and with the spread of the current, the current sound of "stabbing and stabbing" sounded at the same time, and a "guy" jumped out of the water.
The "guy" looked like a monster, although it was in human form, but it was covered with aquatic plants all over its body, especially the kelp on the top of its head, which almost blocked the entire face, and only a black shadow and two large, round, wet eyes could be seen.
Why does this monster always feel familiar?
The monster jumped out of the water and shouted at everyone in mid-air: "Enter! The voice was sharp and piercing, and the eardrums of the awkward people panicked.
Hirata turned around and asked the crowd, "What does it say, which of you will translate it?" β
Everyone shook their heads, indicating helplessness.
"Hey, since you can't communicate...... Hirata muttered to himself as he looked at the monster, and at this time the monster had already fallen, and his feet were on the water, standing still in the middle of the reservoir, and he kept howling at Hirata.
"Then I can only ask you to die."
Bow down, draw the sword, slash horizontally, and close the knife.
"Reverse Knife - Decisive Swing"
"Bang!"
The monster's body suddenly trembled, and it looked down at its chest, dark green blood flowing from its chest, and there was a palm-sized hole in its chest, and its heart was gone. The monster raised its head and screamed at Hirata as if he couldn't believe it, and then fell prostrate on the water, and after a moment he slowly sank into the water, leaving only a dark green shadow of blood on the water.
"That's it, call it a day." Hirata whistled and put Hei away.
It didn't take a minute from start to finish, and everyone around me looked stupid, and you took a minute to get something that we could only get through a lot of hard work! After a while, it was Brother Cauldron who reacted first: "Ahem...... I knew that with Oda here, the work efficiency could be improved, and you see, the problem would be solved in a minute. β
"yes, yes!" Subordinate A echoed, "Brother Arita must have had an easy time this year. β
"Uh-huh, I think so too!" Subordinate B nodded, "Look at this move, this power, this ...... Hairstyle. Brother Tian is really a master......"
"Where, where." Hirata said modestly, "It's all everyone's credit, everyone's credit, hehe." β
"Eh, it's still Brother Tian who is ...... powerful"
"Hehe......"
Seeing that everyone couldn't resist this politeness, Brother Cauldron pulled back the topic in time: "Okay, a few people, you're welcome." At this rate, it is estimated that I will be able to take annual leave this year......" He sighed, and then said to the two subordinates, "You go back to your posts first and continue to pay attention to the surrounding situation." Oda and I went somewhere else to see. β
His subordinate patted his chest and promised: "Boss, don't worry!" We are absolutely not letting go of any clues! β
Subordinate B patted his chest x2: "No problem, boss!" I'll send you back. β
Seeing that these two people were so enthusiastic, Hirata said to Brother Cauldron: "Your subordinates are very active and very responsible for their work." β
"." Brother Cauldron glanced at his subordinate B who was following behind, and said to Hirata in a low voice: "You are here today, and you solved the problem super quickly, they are excited." β
"Huh?" Hirata snorted, "What's so exciting about this?" I'm not an idol. β
"That's what you don't know." Brother Cauldron's voice was lowered, "There is a commission for solving this level of [abnormality]. β
"How much can you mention?"
"Ten thousand each."
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Hirata glanced at his subordinate B behind him, and then asked Brother Cauldron in a low voice, "How much do you take?" β
"Hehe...... "Brother Cauldron laughed obscenely, "20,000 at a time." β
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"No problem, brother." Brother Cauldron's eyes flashed, "I'm going to make a fortune this month." β
Hirata: "...... I'm suddenly a little sick of you. β
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[Congratulations on unlocking the character: Wei Guo]