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(2nd Update!!) Thank you for your support, I hope you like this book, and I hope you will continue to support "Master" and support Li Huaifeng! During the annual meeting competition, I angrily begged for a reward and a monthly pass! Thank you! I don't know how many salutes were fired outside, and the waiters pushed carts and put trays of food on the table.

A large bowl in the middle was opened, and the pigeon was burning red and shiny, and it looked very appetizing. The waiter began to serve some special dishes, some of which needed to be heated by a fire; Some need to tear the tin foil wrap; Some need to be dismantled in eight pieces and cut the ...... with a knife. When it came to the pigeons, the waiter was stunned and casually said: "Huh? Why is the pigeon missing a leg? A table of people was attracted by this sentence, and a group of small heads gathered over.

"Huh? Really, alas! The pigeon's leg is gone, and it seems to have been ripped away, and you see, a large piece of skin has been brought down! Li Huaifeng was full of excitement, and his heart said that it wouldn't be so coincidental, right? I ripped off a leg, but it turned out to be my own table?

Chen Xinxin's eyes widened: "Alas? Is it so fun? What's going on in the back kitchen? Du Shishi and Luo Meiwei's faces twitched almost synchronously, and they instinctively felt that the "murderer" should be an acquaintance they knew. He has the motive, the ability to commit the crime, and the conditions to commit the crime, and he has a strong reason for committing the crime - hunger!

Li Huaifeng wiped his sweat and pretended to be calm and said, "It's okay, the pigeon is missing a leg, and it can still be eaten." Chen Xinxin stared at Li Huaifeng with slanted eyes: "Nonsense, of course it's edible, it's just ......." ”

Li Huaifeng covered his pocket: "The pigeon legs in my pocket were brought from home!" Chen Xinxin and his friends all laughed, and Chen Xinxin laughed the most: "Look at what scares you, isn't it just a pigeon leg!" It's okay, everyone, don't make a noise, it's not right for us to starve you. Besides, you gave such a valuable gift, and it is nothing to eat a pigeon leg in advance. ”

Li Huaifeng breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to say something thankful to God, when he saw the German man in the third area stand up again and said loudly: "Huh? What about our pigeons? Why do other tables have pigeons, but not at our table? At this time, just as the cannonfire stopped, Denan's voice was very harsh, and everyone looked at him.

De Nan asked the waiter loudly: "Why don't we roast the pigeon for dinner?" Did you steal it from the back stove? The waiter quickly explained nervously: "No, sir, please don't make a noise, I'll make up a ...... for you right away." ”

"It's not a question of making it up or not!" Tokuo shouted: "It's a matter of morality, credibility and safety!" For such a high-end banquet and such an important occasion, what does it mean that you bring an empty plate to the guests? Or ......" De Nan turned his head and looked at Li Huaifeng: "Some guests don't know the depth, and they go to the back stove room to steal pigeons?" Li Huaifeng swallowed a mouthful of saliva nervously, and his heart was not good. That's what I stole to eat, I can't imagine that they don't check when they serve the food, oops, I'm so stupid, people are all taking the bowl and buttoning it, obviously it's ready to be served, why should I steal the prepared food?

It turned out that when De Nan saw that the pigeon was gone, he recalled the pigeon legs and pigeon eggs in Li Huaifeng's pocket, and guessed that Li Huaifeng must have eaten it secretly! Moreover, even if it wasn't him, he just took out the pigeon legs and pigeon eggs in public, and he would definitely not be able to explain it! Therefore, this is a great opportunity to win back a city and make Li Huaifeng lose face! As soon as the German man was noisy, all tables began to talk about it, and it turned out that almost every table of roast pigeons was missing a leg!

Chen Shouren said in his heart that it was very strange, people have a good birthday, why do I always have a situation on my birthday? Something wrong with the dish again? And is there a problem with the table? All the pigeons are missing legs!? Li Huaifeng was taken aback, and then a name came to mind - Zhihua! Li Huaifeng hated this in his heart, Zhihua, you are a greedy snake, how many pigeon legs have you eaten? You are stealing and eating one by one, and you are eating legs specifically! You're so professional, you're such a picky eater, is it really good! Now I can't wash it when I jump into the Yellow River!

De Nan pointed at Li Huaifeng: "Li Huaifeng, you say, did you steal everyone's pigeon legs!?" Li Huaifeng hesitated: "No...... No, I don't...... I....... ”

"You are talking nonsense, who comes here for a birthday feast and carries pigeon legs and pigeon eggs in his pocket? It is clear that you steal the food, not only steal all the pigeon legs, but also hide one in your pocket! Li Huaifeng said embarrassedly: "I ...... I didn't...... Yours really didn't come from me, it's actually ....... ”

Li Huaifeng suddenly remembered that he had promised to eat snakes and would help him keep it secret. Wipe! Saying that everyone may not believe in the snake, and it is not interesting enough, the same is a "eating friend" who steals food (this word sounds fresh to me), and it is too bad to report and expose each other! But if you don't say it, this basin will definitely be accepted by yourself! Li Huaifeng sighed and said, "Believe it or not, I didn't steal everyone's pigeon legs. Li Huaifeng deliberately said everyone, because De Nan's table may really be eaten by himself, at least he ate one.

De Nan laughed: "Then you sue me, it wasn't you who ate it, who ate it?" Li Huaifeng said angrily: "I don't know!" Anyway, I didn't eat it. ”

De Nan said: "Okay! Whoever eats the pigeon's leg will not die well? Li Huaifeng looked at De Nan: "How do you speak?" People have a big birthday, what do you say you can't die well. ”

De Nan stood up: "What's the matter! Are you weak-hearted? Li Huaifeng also stood up: "It's not that the heart is weak, it's just a pigeon leg, are you targeting me like this?" ”

De Nan waved his big hand: "Who targeted you?" I'm targeting the ones who steal pigeon legs! Li Huaifeng and De Nan stood in the middle of the ground and quarreled, Chen Shouren shook his head with a wry smile, and said in his heart that this German man is quite old and does not understand personnel. He can be regarded as his own family, and his family does errands, and he quarrels with guests in public? Don't say that pigeon legs are not a big deal, even if there is something, your family has to turn big things into small things, small things, you have to know how to press things, you can't stir up trouble. This guy is good, like a fighting, a pigeon's leg, I can't wait to make trouble at the United Nations!

"Virtuous man! Never mind! After a while, I apologized to the guests, and the matter was over. De Nan said: "Grandpa Chen, you don't know, I don't care about a pigeon, but what I hate the most and look down on the most is the person who steals petty theft, especially the person who steals food, if you steal money can be for a living; Stealing books can be the pursuit of knowledge and stealing food! Not only greedy, but also moral! ”

Li Huaifeng said: "I didn't steal!" Not me! "Who's that?" De Nan said: "If you swear, you won't dare!" ”

Li Huaifeng said: "What do you swear, people have a big birthday today, can you stop arguing, these old people!" "Oh! Afraid of being embarrassed? Don't steal if you're afraid of being embarrassed! Don't eat people's pigeon legs for fear of being embarrassed! ”

Li Huaifeng was sweating profusely: "I'll say it again, I didn't steal, so many pigeon legs, can I eat them alone?" I've been out for less than ten minutes in total, and can I eat dozens of pigeon legs? "Then you swear!"

"Good!" Li Huaifeng said: "I swear, I definitely didn't steal pigeon legs, if I ate them, I would ...... Only....... "That's it!?"

Li Huaifeng said: "I was smashed by the bowl of the pigeon and ate!" As soon as Li Huaifeng's words fell, a bowl with a pigeon button flew over and hit the back of the head of the German man, who was unstable in his center of gravity and planted his head on the ground.

Everyone was stunned, and when people looked back, it was full of guests, and they didn't know who smashed it. De Nan covered his head, felt his two ears buzzing, shook his head vigorously, and tried to get up, touching the back of his head, the boss had a bag, and it hurt when he touched it.

"Li Huaifeng!" "Look what I'm doing!" Li Huaifeng said: "The bowl flew from behind, I just stood with you." ”

De Nan said: "You haven't finished swearing yet!" Li Huaifeng said: "Still? Good! If I steal it, I'll be smashed twice by the bowl of the pigeon! Smashed dizzy! ”

Clang! The metal buckle bell smashed on De Nan's head again, and De Nan fell down again!

Tokuo groaned and slowly got up, the pain coming from the back of his head that made his brain seem to tremble slightly. Stagger to his feet and pointed at Li Huaifeng: "You ......." Li Huaifeng stood several meters away from him and raised his hands: "I didn't do anything!" You like to make me swear, so I'll keep swearing! If I had stolen everyone's pigeon legs, I would have been smashed three times by the pigeon's bowl! Smashed dizzy! ”

Clang! This time, as soon as De Nan heard Li Huaifeng swear, he immediately turned around and looked at the direction where the metal buckle bell was smashed, but he didn't expect that the top of his head was smashed!

The moment De Nan was smashed, he lay on the ground, and he didn't get up several times, and his forehead was already bleeding. The person next to him helped him to stand up slowly, and De Nan felt that he had seen people in both shadows. The pace under his feet began to sway from side to side. Pointing at Li Huaifeng: "You ......." ”

Li Huaifeng was far away from him, and put his hands on the table: "You ask, you ask the people at this table, have I ever left this table with my hands?" The guests at the table quickly shook their heads together.

Li Huaifeng said: "You stand firm, I continue to swear!" If....... "Stop!" The German man thug pushed: "Mr. Li Huaifeng, I think, this is a misunderstanding." ”

Chen Xinxin squirted happily, laughing regardless of it, and everyone around him began to laugh. Chen Shouren complained about Chen Xinxin with his eyes, Chen Xinxin pouted, still feeling funny.

Du Hengqiu was just about to say something, Wuliang shook his head at him, and then several bigwigs of the family began to smile bitterly and shook their heads, it seems that this virtuous man really offended Wumei. De Nan said to Li Huaifeng: "I believe that you are innocent now, I think, it may be some other rat thief who stole the pigeon's leg ......." ”

"That's not going to work!" Li Huaifeng quit: "I want an explanation for my morality, and I want to prove my innocence!" De Nan was about to cry: "No! No, no! I believe in you, and we all believe in you! Maybe this batch of pigeons is born with one leg, yes, yes, that's it, so! ”

Clang! The German man was smashed down again!