Chapter 791: I'll Strangle You

After six years of classmates, even Tang Dou couldn't tell what kind of relationship he and Ren Jie should have. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Fellow classmates? Definitely more than that.

First love? It's pure, they were all little kids at that time, how do you know what love is, maybe it's really the same as the old wolf singing, you said you like to be with me, maybe it's an explanation that is not an explanation, if it weren't for that, Tang Dou wouldn't have found his home directly after seeing Ren Jie on KTV.

Tang Dou was thinking nonsense, and at this time, Ren Jie's shout came from outside the door: "Tang Dou, are you okay, I bought the white towel and watering can." ”

fluttering, Tang Dou came back to his senses, he suddenly found that he was in a daze with Ren Jie's tight underwear just now, and in a panic, Tang Dou hurriedly grabbed Ren Jie's tight underwear and stuffed it under the pillow, and replied to the door: "It's okay right away, you wait a while." ”

Ren Jie outside the door sighed, and Tang Dou in the house hurriedly activated the crossing ring, and flew to ten days after meeting Tang Bohu just now.

Tang Dou said that he would come to pick up the reframed Su Dongpo's "Red Cliff Nostalgia" in ten days, Tang Bohu sat in the study all day without moving his buttocks, and the room was full of his copy of "Red Cliff Nostalgia", and in ten days, Tang Bohu copied at least 100 pieces, but even so he was still unsatisfied.

Tang Dou suddenly appeared, and Tang Bohu hurriedly jumped up from the chair to meet Tang Dou: "Brother Tang Xianxian, you are here." ”

Tang Dou smiled at Tang Bohu and said, "Brother Tang, that painting should have been framed, right?" ”

"Okay", Tang Bohu painfully picked up the calligraphy and painting box that Ren Jie's father originally contained the fake from the desk.

Tang Dou took the calligraphy and painting box and smiled at Tang Bohu: "Brother Tang, I'm in a hurry, let's talk next time." ”

can't help but hurry, Ren Jie is still waiting outside the door.

Tang Bohu saw that Tang Dou was about to fly away, and hurriedly shouted: "Virtuous brother, slow down." ”

In a hurry, Tang Bohu subconsciously shouted out the original name of Tang Dou, and forgot to put the word Tang Xian in front.

Tang Dou didn't hear Tang Bohu's name for him at all, he stopped and activated the crossing ring, looked at Tang Bohu and asked, "Brother Tang, what's the matter?" If you're not in a hurry, we'll get back to it. ”

Tang Bohu grinned and said to Tang Dou: "This, it's really a bit anxious." Brother Xian, this painting you brought is a little strange. ”

"Huh?" Tang Dou was stunned, looked at Tang Bohu and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Tang Bohu sighed for a while, looked at Tang Dou and said: "Brother Tang Xianxian, you took this character, then this character must be the authentic handwriting of the Dongpo monk, and the handwriting on the banner is completely in line with the writing style of the Dongpo monk, and it is even more refined." ”

Tang Dou opened his mouth wide, what do you mean? Listening to Tang Bohu's words, he even suspected that the "Red Cliff Nostalgia" by Su Dongpo he took was a fake?

Tang Dou almost didn't laugh, what are you kidding, this is written by Su Dongpo himself, how can it be a fake?

Come on, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you, I'll come over and tease you when I'm free someday.

Tang Dou smiled, and his hand touched the crossing ring again.

Tang Bohu saw that Tang Dou was about to fly away again, and hurriedly said with a white face: "Brother Xian, slowly, the painting "Red Cliff Nostalgia" you brought from Dongpo is no problem anywhere, but the paper used for this word is the Chengxintang paper that I am accustomed to, although the Dongpo monks also like to use Chengxintang paper, but the production process of Chengxintang paper in the Northern Song Dynasty has not reached the level of the Chengxintang paper I use, so I suspect that the character taken by the virtuous brother is copied and imitated by today's people. ”

"Huh?!" Tang Dou was dumbfounded, hurriedly put the calligraphy and painting box back on the bookcase, hurriedly opened it, and took out the painting scroll and unfolded it.

Of course, the painting is still the fake "Red Cliff Nostalgia" that Ren Jie's father bought with his eyes, and now that the mounting has been completed, Tang Dou can't see what kind of paper Su Dongpo's "Red Cliff Nostalgia" is used for.

At that time, when Su Dongpo handed over the words to him, he didn't even look at it, and after taking it back to the air villa, he hurriedly stamped the seal on the calligraphy and painting on behalf of the inheritance, and did not pay attention to the paper used for this word......

Isn't that? How could Su Dongpo have the Chengxintang paper of the Ming Dynasty?

Tang Dou looked at the painting scroll, he couldn't see Su Dongpo's original work, so naturally he couldn't identify the paper used for writing, he looked up at Tang Bohu and asked, "Are you sure?" ”

Tang Bohu nodded vigorously: "I'm sure." ”

"I'll go", Tang Dou scolded, he naturally wouldn't doubt Tang Bohu's eyesight, but where did this oolong appear?

Tang Dou didn't have time to think about it, he directly rolled up the scroll, activated the crossing ring, and appeared directly in Su Dongpo's study.

Su Dongpo, who was writing at the desk, was startled by Tang Dou's sudden appearance, and when he saw that the person who appeared was Tang Dou, Su Dongpo immediately jumped up happily to meet Tang Dou: "Brother Tang Xian, you must not leave this time, you must taste the dishes I have newly studied......

Tang Dou hurriedly interrupted Su Dongpo's words and asked, "Brother Hezhong, what kind of paper did you use for the "Red Cliff Nostalgia" I asked you to write last time?" ”

"Chengxintang paper? What's wrong? Su Dongpo was taken aback, if something went wrong with Tang Xian, it would be a great crime.

Tang Dou grinned and asked, "I'm asking if the Chengxintang paper you use is the one you usually use?" ”

Su Dongpo hurriedly shook his head and said: "No, the "Red Cliff Nostalgia" written by the old man for Tang Xiandi used the more exquisite Chengxintang paper that Tang Xiandi brought last time, and now there are only two left in the old man's hands, and the old man still wants to be cheeky and ask Tang Xiandi for a few more." ”

Tang Dou stared at Su Dongpo dumbfounded and asked, "When did I give you Chengxintang paper?" ”

Su Dongpo saw that Tang Dou didn't think about it, so he hurriedly reminded: "Brother Xian has forgotten that when the old man was still in Xuzhou, Brother Xian brought a few pieces of Chengxintang paper to the old man to write a "Drama". ”

Tang Dou nodded vigorously, there is such a thing, that "Drama By" was specially made for the purpose of pitting Ge Changgui.

Su Dongpo grinned and said: "The few pieces of Chengxintang paper left by the virtuous brother have been kept as treasures by the old man, except for one that the saint wants to take away and give one to Huang Tingjian, the remaining three old men have not been willing to use it. This time, the virtuous brother wanted to write a "Red Cliff Nostalgia", and the old man reluctantly used a ......"

I'll strangle you.

Tang Dou coughed continuously, throwing off a small tail back then, and now he has pitted himself.

Zhao Ji, Huang Tingjian, and Su Dongpo wrote ...... works on Chengxintang paper in the Ming Dynasty! #¥%

"What, Brother Hezhong, you hurry up and use the Chengxintang paper you are used to use to write me a new painting of "Chibi Nostalgia", don't frame it, I'll come over to get it at this time tomorrow."

After that, Tang Dou didn't wait for Su Dongpo to answer, and had already crossed over and left.

This matter is troublesome, I have to go to Tang Bohu and ask him to quickly find the master Huang to uncover the freshly framed picture-in-picture, and then reframe the "Red Cliff Nostalgia" written by Su Dongpo for the second time, and he has to re-stamp the collection seals of those celebrities...... For this job, let's go back to Ren Jie first, and then delay it for a while.

Tang Dou crossed into Ren Jie's small room, and before he could fully wake up from the dizziness, he heard Ren Jie calling him outside the door: "Tang Dou, are you talking?" ”

"Wait a minute, ten minutes, and don't disturb me yet." Tang Dou hurriedly shouted outside the door, reaching out to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead.

This is really a mistake in the busy, hiding in the house and crossing, outside is Ren Jie's mother, Ren Jie and Mengzi, if you are on your own territory, you can do this picture-in-picture slowly, I am afraid that I have already discovered the problem of Su Dongpo's paper when I covered the seal.

Ren Jie, who was outside the door, heard Tang Dou's reply, and walked away.

Tang Dou listened to the movement outside the door with his ears pricked up, and then started to fly back to Su Dongpo with a bang, took back the rewritten "Red Cliff Nostalgia", and saw that this time there was no problem, and then traveled to the air villa to cover the seal of the seal, and then traveled to the ancient era when the word was completed, and then traveled to Tang Bohu and asked him to ask Master Huang to do a picture-in-picture.

After a busy time, Tang Dou finally reappeared in Ren Jie's hut with a sweat, and sat on the chair panting.

This time it's really tiring.

As soon as Tang Dou sat down, there was a gentle knock at the door, and then Ren Jie's voice came in: "Tang Dou, it's been almost twenty minutes, are you okay?" ”

So fast?

Tang Dou glanced at the calligraphy and painting box in his hand, hurriedly walked to the door and opened the door, grinning embarrassedly at Ren Jie who was standing at the door: "I'm sorry, I didn't expect time to pass so quickly." ”

Ren Jie saw Tang Dou's sweaty appearance, and looked at the room strangely.

How can appreciating calligraphy and painting still make you sweat profusely?

Ren Jie saw at a glance that the tight underwear she had thrown on the bed was stuffed under the pillow, she couldn't help blushing, as if she had figured out what Tang Dou was doing in the house, and couldn't help but give Tang Dou a fierce look.

This person is really, he was already like that just now, and he pushed himself away, pretending to be like Megumi Yanagishita, but he hid in his own room and faced his underwear.

None of the men are really good......

Following Ren Jie's gaze to see the tight underwear that he had just stuffed under the pillow, and then seeing Ren Jie's face, Tang Dou was so embarrassed that he almost didn't directly start the crossing ring and escaped.

Ren Jie blocked the eyes of others and secretly twisted Tang Dou's thigh, and said in a low voice: "Go back to the hotel and open a room for you to see." ”

After that, Ren Jie turned around and walked back to his mother with a blushing face.

Tang Dou almost hit his head on the ground and died.

Sister, isn't it as good as you think? (To be continued.) )