Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Second Act of the Farce
Xu Xian sat in the corner of the back door and read quietly, but his mind was not much on the book.
Yesterday was Professor Wu's public class, and she didn't have much time, but she still came in a hurry, just to confirm some things. The confirmed result was that Professor Wu accidentally rolled down from the upper floor, was injured, and went to the hospital for treatment, and did not come to the normal class for a week, let alone the public class yesterday.
Students may think that the professor really fell and injured himself, but only Xu Xian knows what this represents...... What else could it be if it wasn't that person?
Today's class is Professor Li's, and it is about ancient Chinese literature, and it is also about the appreciation and analysis of ancient literature. That person probably won't come...... He didn't have any reason to listen to any ancient texts......
In fact, this kind of violent underworld will never come to the best!
As she thought so, she felt someone walking towards her again. When she looked up, she continued to look down at the book angrily: "You are also coming to literature class?" ”
Tang Jinyan put a brand-new notebook on the table again, and sat down: "I said that you are a singing and dancing person, you can listen to history and literature, why can't I come?" ”
Xu Xian was too lazy to fight with him for this, and said coldly: "Beat Professor Wu? ”
Tang Jinyan smiled slightly: "No, he stumbled and rolled down the stairs." ”
Xu Xian pouted, you know this, dare to love you or neighbors? But no matter what you say, he didn't say arrogantly that Lao Tzu did what you want, better than her previous attitude, and she didn't have the strength to say anything, so she said lightly: "Listen to this class well, I hope this class will not destroy the longing in your heart." ”
Tang Jinyan didn't know anything about the university, but his IQ hadn't dropped, and he could guess that with the familiarity that Xu Xian showed with himself at that time, someone would definitely ask Xu Xian afterwards. Since then, it has been calm, and Professor Li did not complain to Song Zhixiao, indicating that Xu Xian did not reveal his bottom line.
He didn't think that it would be shocking to do such a thing with Xu Xian's character, in his opinion, unless he wanted to offend him to death, normal people would hide it. But he also admitted that this was a personal favor, so his attitude towards Xu Xian had also improved, at least not so hard.
But soon Xu Xian choked him and vomited blood: "You won't have any intentions against Renjing Oni, right?" ”
Tang Jinyan couldn't cry or laugh: "This is really your?" We're getting in the way of making friends? ”
Xu Xian didn't raise his head: "Ernie calls you to be cautious, and you call her Suyan." I'm a little uneasy. ”
Tang Jinyan leaned back in the chair and said calmly: "Don't worry, Xiaoxian." ”
Xu Xian blushed, and finally raised his head and glared: "Don't scream!" ”
Tang Jinyan said slowly: "Just like I shouted Xiaoxian, it doesn't mean that I have any intentions for you dead fat ding." What do I call So-yeon, it's up to you...... What's up? ”
"You're the fat guy!" Xu Xian was indignant: "There is no best!" Ernie's career is in the most critical period of sprinting to the top, and he can't be stained like you! ”
was scolded as a stain, Tang Jinyan was not angry, and glanced at her with interest: "Thank you for your concern on her behalf." ”
After a pause, he suddenly asked with great interest: "If I understand correctly, whether she succeeds in sprinting to the top is marked by whether she can squeeze you down." Don't you mind? ”
Xu Xian's face returned to calm, and he lowered his head to read the book again: "Girlhood will not lose." ”
The tone is not complacent, there is no pride, there is no pretense, there is no pretense, it is plain, as if narrating a very ordinary thing.
"Tsk......" Tang Jinyan stretched out his thumb to her again, this girl finally met the impression of girlhood in his initial concept, he didn't think it was out of fashion, but felt that it should be so.
When the class bell rang, Professor Li stepped on the door, Tang Jinyan looked up, and found that the attendance rate in the classroom was as high as 80%, which was much more popular than Professor Wu that day. The professor himself is also handsome and elegant, and his appearance of wearing a pair of glasses makes Tang Jinyan look forward to it.
"In this class, let's appreciate the famous story of the Eastern Jin Dynasty "The Story of the Peach Blossom Spring"."
The students opened the textbook, Tang Jinyan blinked his eyes, took out his mobile phone and listened to a lecture on "The Story of the Peach Blossom Spring". Xu Xian glanced sideways at him, hesitated for a moment, and pushed his teaching materials to share with him.
Tang Jinyan was stunned for a moment, and whispered thank you. Xu Xian shook his head and didn't speak.
Tang Jinyan was a little distracted...... Although the heads of the two are very far apart and have nothing to do with ambiguity, this feeling of sharing a textbook with a female table...... Even in his dreams, he didn't have the luxury of expecting it.
The professor read it again in a low tone, the article was very short, and he finished it quickly, and the professor said: "The theme of the article will be mentioned later, and we will first appreciate what is good about it from the literal interpretation." The first sentence of this article is to say that during the Taiyuan period of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, ......"
The professor said a little to himself, and suddenly pointed to a student: "This classmate said that there are hundreds of steps between the shore, what is the solution to this beach?" ”
The student stiffened: "Caught ...... Riverbank? ”
"In fact, this clip is a verb used as an adjective, which means that there are peach trees growing on both sides of the stream, and from the middle angle, it looks like a peach tree sandwiched by the stream, which is very vivid, and belongs to the wonderful use of Chinese characters."
The student suddenly bowed: "Thank you, Professor." ”
The professor pointed again: "What does this student mean by talking about the freshness of the herbs?" ”
Tang Jinyan looked at the finger pointing at him, dumbfounded.
Why is this Lao Tzu so low-key, can he still point it out? I had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "Doesn't this mean that the grass is beautiful and the flowers are beautiful?" ”
"Hmm...... The meaning is right, it's a little more plain, can you say it deeper? ”
"Deeper?" Tang Jinyan was stunned for a long time, literature, there are many twists and turns in metaphors and metaphors, is this a metaphor? He had a flash of inspiration: "It's talking about the beautiful hair of the woman, and then the scene where it is broken......"
"Poof......" The whole class sprayed, Xu Xian blushed and glared at him for a long time, snatched back the textbook and turned his head, looking like I didn't know him.
The professor twitched the corners of his mouth, obviously thinking that he was a lazy student deliberately joking, and motioned for him to sit down, and did not dwell on this sentence anymore, and quickly continued to explain it to himself. Tang Jinyan sat back and was still confused, not knowing if he had revealed the deep meaning?
The professor spoke a paragraph by himself, recalling what he said just now, he couldn't help but laugh, and couldn't help but point to Tang Jinyan again: "This classmate doesn't know if there is a Han anymore, no matter what Wei Jin's sentence is?" ”
Tang Jinyan stood up cautiously: "Or deeper?" ”
The professor couldn't help but laugh: "Even this can you say it deeper?" Then go deeper. ”
"Yes, this means that the women there never know what it is like to be a man, let alone what the surname Wei is surnamed Jin."
The professor stayed there, and the class was silent. After a while, there was a burst of laughter, and even the professor couldn't breathe with laughter.
Xu Xian glared at him like a pervert for several seconds, and finally couldn't help but laugh because he was infected by the atmosphere in the class.
The professor laughed and sobbed: "This, this classmate is very humorous, but he has given me a long insight, what is his name?" ”
"Tang Jinyan." Tang Jinyan straightened his chest, and said in his heart Lao Tzu's deep meaning is so deep that he has suppressed the professor!
The professor was stunned for a moment, looked at him carefully, and finally put away his smile and motioned for him to sit down: "This sentence means that their whole village has been isolated from the world since the Qin Dynasty, and they don't even know that the Han Dynasty exists, and the Wei Dynasty and the Jin Dynasty after that don't know it." It's just to express that it's been a long time since it was gone, and it doesn't mean much. ”
Tang Jinyan's face was red, and he almost didn't get under the table.
The professor no longer shouted to answer, and explained all the way by himself, while slowly pacing in the direction of Tang Jinyan. When he arrived at Tang Jinyan's side, he happened to be completely to the point, he lowered his head and whispered: "I got your pass, why did you make trouble for me?" ”
Tang Jinyan was about to cry: "Professor, I'm really not making trouble, I'm really uneducated!" In plain terms, I can understand, but if I want to say it deeply, I have to talk nonsense......"
The professor couldn't help but laugh and patted him on the shoulder: "It's also a person with quick wit...... Come and listen to the lectures when you have time. But literary appreciation is probably not for you...... Either way. ”
Tang Jinyan whispered: "I originally wanted to listen to history. ”
"Every Wednesday afternoon, I talk about the history of the Qing Dynasty." The professor looked at him very kindly: "Recently, I talked about the Kowloon succession, if you are interested, you can come and listen." ”
Tang Jinyan narrowed his eyes.