Chapter 155: Uncle Shi
When Wang Xiaojun and the others returned home, Tang Sisi saw that they were holding the computer and had a premonition, so he hurriedly asked: "The cheats can't really be in the floppy disk, right?" β
Wang Xiaojun stretched out his thumb at Hu Tailai: "Old Hu is reliable!" β
The four young people couldn't wait to enter Wang Xiaojun's room together, put the computer on, Wang Xiaojun couldn't help but insert the floppy disk into it, Hu Tailai coughed and said: "Sisi, Mimi, it's inconvenient for us to stay here, let's go." β
Wang Xiaojun waved his hand and said, "It's okay, I'll ask you to see it, if you really don't want to go, it's a big deal for one person to pay 30 yuan for the ticket." β
Tang Sisi said: "It's too expensive, I can watch a Hollywood blockbuster when the 30 yuan movie theater is discounted." β
Wang Xiaojun snorted and said, "Can Hollywood blockbusters make you crazy at the age of 70?" β
Chen Mimi blocked in front of the screen and said to Wang Xiaojun seriously: "Xiaojun, you have to think about it, with your current martial arts, you are also a first-class master in the rivers and lakes, but if you continue to practice, if you can't overcome the defects in the cheats, you will be a disaster for life, and once you practice, you can't stop." β
Wang Xiaojun said: "Don't worry so much, even if you don't go crazy at the age of 70, you will have all kinds of diseases and disasters to find you, high blood pressure, diabetes, fatty liver, besides, what if I don't live to be 70 years old?" β
"Phew." Chen Mimi took a sip and said, "Anyway, you just need to think about it." He said and took a few steps out of the way.
Wang Xiaojun clicked the mouse, and said with burning eyes: "The secret of the Iron Palm Gang is revealed, don't miss it when you pass by." He opened the floppy disk, and it was still the content he saw in the computer city in the afternoon, which was a photo of an old man sitting there cross-legged, Wang Xiaojun was surprised, "This is when my grandfather was young!" In the afternoon, he didn't bother to look carefully, only then did he find that the old man in the photo was Wang Donglai, only to see that his thick black eyebrows were mixed with dots of white, and his jaw was slightly bearded, looking at the photo He was about 50 years old, although he was not young, but everyone knew that Wang Donglai was now in his 70s. This is obviously a photograph taken by Wang Donglai in his early years. Wang Xiaojun clicked on the next picture, and immediately replaced it with a stick figure, which is a schematic diagram of the internal force wandering through the various acupuncture points in the human body, those people's internal organs are drawn in a good way, and the arrows marked between the acupuncture points are clear at a glance.
Wang Xiaojun said: "This is the real cheat." β
Hu Tailai stood up and said, "This time we should really go." He stayed mainly curious, but now that the real thing appeared, he immediately thought of avoiding suspicion.
Wang Xiaojun said: "Hey, let's go, if it's a good thing, I'll give each of you a copy, I can't let the Iron Palm Gang harm you all." β
Chen Mimi walked last, she suddenly turned around and said: "Xiaojun, if you want to let go now, I can teach you the internal strength of the Wudang faction, and when the time comes, with your iron palm, it will be the same for both internal and external cultivation." β
Wang Xiaojun waved his hand and said, "I won't practice first, just take a look." β
"Then I'll help you look out for the wind." Chen Mimi also walked out.
Wang Xiaojun said that he didn't practice, after all, his heart was itchy and hard to scratch, he already had a lot of internal strength at the moment, and he had also known a lot of acupuncture points during this time, and the picture was concise and to the point, he didn't need to know the names of those acupuncture points at all, just let the internal force follow the arrow to swim away, he switched back and forth between his grandfather's photo and the stick figure, and sat down according to the same example, so that the physical strength and internal force ran with the second figure, Leng Ding, Wang Xiaojun felt a very comfortable dizziness hit, and the whole person seemed to float up, with the internal force of the swimming, This feeling is getting stronger and stronger, and the whole world is becoming clearer and clearer, and in the silence, he can hear the unique sounds of things around him, the sound of crickets in the outer courtyard, the sound of mahjong on the card table, the sound of plants gently swaying in the bushes, and even, he can hear the breathing of Chen Mimi at the door......
At this moment, Hu Tailai coughed violently, and then heard Chen Mimi say loudly: "Uncle Wang, are you back?" β
Wang Xiaojun woke up suddenly, and only a quarter of an hour had passed when he looked at his watch, and Wang Jinghu's footsteps were rapidly approaching.
"Uncle Wang, ...... you" Chen Mimi seemed to want to delay for a while, but Wang Jinghu skillfully bypassed her, the door was pushed open with a call, Wang Jinghu looked into the house, and saw that Wang Xiaojun was hurriedly packing something, Wang Jinghu's face sank and said, "What are you doing?" β
"Didn't do anything...... Wang Xiaojun tucked a CD with a beautiful cover into a pile of books next to him.
Seeing his son's behavior, Wang Jinghu seemed to be even more embarrassed than Wang Xiaojun, he walked around the house with his hands behind his back, and said without words: "Why did you buy such an old computer?" β
Wang Xiaojun smiled and said, "Just watch a disc if it's okay, you don't need to be too good." β
"Hmm......" Wang Jinghu walked out.
Chen Mimi flashed in and said nervously, "How did you fool the past?" β
Wang Xiaojun cooled the yellow disc in his hand......
Chen Mimi was skeptical: "You weren't really looking at this just now, were you?" β
Wang Xiaojun said: "Do you think I really made a few yellow discs for my own view?" Isn't this relying on my 'rebellious period' to be a shield? Don't run me around, if you get mixed up, you'll lose all your efforts. β
Chen Mimi asked, "How do you see it?" β
Wang Xiaojun said mysteriously: "A goods! β
Chen Mimi was speechless and said, "I'm asking for cheats!" β
"I'm talking about cheats, what do you think the old driver?"
Chen Mimi: "......"
At this moment, three young girls rushed in from the door, and two of them suddenly grabbed Hu Tailai, who was caught off guard, and jumped and jumped, and said angrily: "Master, why didn't you tell us when you came back?" The first two were Sister Thunderbolt and Blue Fur, Chen Jing was as calm as ever, and she also looked at it with a smile.
Tang Sisi, who was sitting on the steps, shouted, "Light, your master has been injured. β
Sister Thunderbolt and Blue Fur hurriedly let go, and said in shock, "What's wrong?" β
Hu Tailai just smiled and waved his hand to show that it didn't matter, Sister Perak was holding a plastic bag of ice cream in her hand, took out one from it and stuffed it into Hu Tailai's hand and said, "This is our filial piety to Master." β
Hu Tailai couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to take it.
Sister Perak continued to hand out ice cream to others, and after she gave it to Tang Sisi, she saw that there was still an uncle standing in the courtyard, and handed one over casually, Wang Jinghu was not embarrassed and said, "I don't want it." β
"Eat." Sister Perak couldn't help but force one to him, she saw Chen Mimi coldly, and immediately shouted, "Master, are you accepting our junior sister for us outside?" β
When Sister Perak stuffed ice cream into Wang Jinghu, Hu Tailai was speechless, and then couldn't help but scold: "Nonsense, this is ...... This is ......" He really didn't know how to introduce Chen Mimi.
Chen Mimi smiled and said, "My name is Chen Mimi, and I am from the Wudang faction." β
Sister Perak stuffed an ice cream as usual: "I'm in for a treat." β
Chen Mimi caught it casually: "Thank you." β
Hu Tailai hurriedly said: "Don't be big or small, you really have to be by generation, you are more than two generations worse than her." β
Sister Perak looked Chen Mimi up and down, and said in a skeptical tone: "Isn't it-" Chen Mimi has been in the mountains for a long time, although she is one or two years older than her, Lan Mao and the others, but she can't see it at all.
Hu Tailai then pointed at Wang Jinghu: "This is your uncle's father, and you also want to call your uncle ancestor." β
"Huh?" Sister Perak was startled again, Wang Jinghu's image was sloppy, when Sister Perak first saw him, she thought he was here to clean, Wang Xiaojun led them to make trouble with the tiger and crane serpentine door, the image in their hearts was great, who knew that there was a father like this......
Wang Jinghu naturally didn't take it to heart, he held a fast-melting ice cream in his hand, and it was inappropriate to throw it away, so he had to take a bite.
Wang Xiaojun walked out of the house and said with a smile: "I heard that there are local tyrants who have a treat?" β
"Uncleβ" The girls immediately gathered around and called out cordially.
Wang Xiaojun took an ice cream and nibbled on it, and raised his hand proudly while charging the seniors.
Chen Mimi said: "You are very popular. She hadn't heard Hu Tai say that there were still a few female apprentices, and she had just figured out the relationship between the characters.
Wang Xiaojun immediately said: "Come and see your uncle and aunt, don't be too careful, this is all done by Lao Hu......"
Blue Fur was surprised, "You two...... What is the relationship? β
Wang Xiaojun said: ", what kind of relationship can you call your uncle and mother, this is my daughter-in-law." β
"Wow-" The girls' gossip began to flood again.
Chen Mimi's face sank and said, "Wang Xiaojun, don't you talk nonsense, okay?" "If only it was all young people joking, but in front of Wang Jinghu, she couldn't bear Wang Xiaojun's nonsense after all.
Wang Xiaojun probably saw that Chen Mimi was unhappy, and hurriedly changed his words: "Not yet, but you have to respect her as much as you respect me." β
Sister Perak giggled and said, "But we don't respect you." β
Hu Tai came to see that it was almost a fuss, and said in a deep voice: "Since you are here, let's start practicing." β
When it comes to practicing, no one dares to slack off, the three girls stand in front of Hu Tailai in a row, their expressions are worried, Hu Tailai puts his hands behind his back and says: "Come, each of you will give me the first set of punches in the general outline." β
Sister Thunderbolt pulled her hand and fought whirringly, and after the fight was over, Hu Tailai said noncommittally: "Next." β
Lan Mao and Chen Jing practiced separately, the three of them all played the same punch, and there was no difference in moves, Wang Jinghu finished eating the ice cream, threw the paper in the dustpan next to him, and left without a sound.
Chen Mimi chuckled and said, "Even if these three girls' boxing skills are good, they still can't get into Uncle Wang's eyes. β
Wang Xiaojun said: "Who do you think is the most powerful of the three?" "He still has a bit of a bottom on the depth of the kung fu of Sister Perak and others, and this question is also to test Chen Mimi.
Chen Mimi said: "The first one is on par with the third, but since the second one entered the door with them, I'm afraid I will be scolded." β
Wang Xiaojun was quite surprised, because he knew that Chen Jing was much worse than the two senior sisters in terms of qualifications.
Sure enough, Hu Tailai strode up to Lan Mao and said with a calm face: "Have you not practiced well during this time?" β
Lan Mao snorted, "Master, I ......"
Hu Tailai said sharply: "If you continue like this, you won't learn from me!" β
Lan Mao immediately sweated and said, "Master, I know it's wrong. β
Tang Sisi leaned over to Wang Chen and whispered, "It's quite scary for Lao Hu to lose his temper." β
Wang Xiaojun deliberately provoked trouble: "Then you persuade him." β
Tang Sisi immediately said: "Lao Hu, don't be too strict, it's only been a month since we left, and she already knows how to play a whole set of boxing, so it can be seen that she has usually practiced." β
Hu Tailai's expression changed, and then he said to Lan Mao: "If you don't work hard, others will say that your kung fu is all learned from your master, do you think it's someone who disgraces you?" Wrong, that's the one who threw me away! β
Tang Sisi said unhappily: "Eh, why did you even piggyback on me?" β
Wang Xiaojun was overjoyed and said: "Which sentence mentioned you?" Didn't you take the bait yourself? β
Chen Mimi said helplessly: "The biggest taboo in the martial arts is that others intervene when others teach their disciples, and if Lao Hu wants to even give this kind of face, then he is not worthy of being a teacher." β
Tang Sisi felt that his face was disgraced, and he snorted angrily and went back to his house.
Partition -
Haven't I asked for a ticket or anything in a long time? Then beg for one! (To be continued.) )