Chapter 234 of the main text volume The strong man breaks the egg (four chapters ask for subscription)

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Su Ming's small bag contained a lot of red, spiky plants.

Everyone in the farmers of Sunzhen is afraid of wild boars, but there is only one that is not afraid.

Because his family grows chili peppers!

Once, when a wild boar came down the hill to plague the crops, a few of them rushed to his pepper field, gnawed violently, and then ...... And then there was no more, and the wild boars nibbled a few mouthfuls of chili peppers and went home crying......

However, Su Ming is a person who likes spicy food, he used to be poor in school, and he was reluctant to cook in the cafeteria, so he often ate with dried chili peppers.

Su Ming assigned the ability of soul possession to the second senior brother, and the second senior brother first glared at Su Ming very fiercely, and then saw Su Ming take out the red chili pepper and stuff it into his mouth.

"On this cold day, the raw dried chili peppers are really exciting!" Su Ming chewed a handful of dried chili peppers as if he was eating a snack, and beckoned to Su: "Do you eat it or not, it's delicious!" ”

He even prepared a tube of spicy strips, and if the chili didn't work, he used them.

But it seems that the spicy strips are no longer useful. As soon as Su Ming took a bite, the second senior brother below suddenly seemed to have been hit by the immobilization method, and suddenly froze in place.

In the next second, the second senior brother let out a howl like killing a pig, and with Su Meng on his back, he ran wildly towards the waterhole not far away, plunged into the waterhole, and drank water in a big gulp.

That kind of spicy sensation came from Su Ming's mouth, and it was not the second senior brother himself, no matter how much water it drank, it was useless.

The only effect is to make Su Ming feel as if he is drinking water.

Originally, after eating so many chili peppers, Su Ming also had a little dry mouth, but after having the feeling of drinking water, he suddenly felt refreshed, grabbed more chili peppers and sent them to his mouth, and muttered vaguely while eating, what if it was a little wine.

WhewW...... The second senior brother drank a stomach full of water. The spiciness in its mouth became heavier and heavier, until at last, it could not drink the water, so it climbed ashore with great difficulty.

Tears slipped from the corners of the second senior brother's eyes.

"Is it spicy?" Su Ming asked.

The second senior brother nodded vigorously, panting with his mouth open.

"Can you talk?" Su Ming asked again.

The second senior brother nodded vigorously again.

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After the second senior brother was honest. With little effort, the other boars surrendered. Only the guy who was almost 400 pounds and only slightly smaller than the second senior brother was probably the second leader of the pig herd, and he was still a little unconvinced and wanted to compete with Su Ming.

It turns out that the second leader is just not as powerful as the first leader! Su Ming only ate a few chili peppers, and the second pig was completely convinced.

"Tell me about you, there are so many delicious foods in the mountains. Ganoderma lucidum grass, mountain spring water, willow wormwood sprouts, hemp seeds, and poisonous snakes, there is no end to food, so why do you have to go to the crops that plague people? ”

After the fight. It is ideological education, and it is hard to come. Soft ones are also available. This is like educating a child, if you really make a mistake, you should be punished, and after the punishment is over, the reason must be explained.

Su Ming rode on the back of the second senior brother and spoke to a group of wild boars, large and small.

Hai Dongqing looks like a big crow. Falling on the top of the pig's second head, it deduces what is called a crow falling on the pig's back......

The boars were panting for breath, and although they were honest and did not attack again, it seemed that they did not realize their mistake.

"yes. Anyway, in your eyes, crops are also plants, and they are also your food! However, is it necessary to risk one's life to steal crops? ”

At first, Su Ming thought that there was nothing to eat in the mountains, so these guys would come out of the mountains. But now it seems that there is a lot of food and drink in the mountains, and I have only been here for so long, and I saw the second senior brother eat a big snake, a Ganoderma lucidum, and other wild boars have also found a lot of food and drink.

In this case, why would they risk going out of the mountains? Animal instincts move away from humans, unless it's ......

"Whew...... Huhu ...... "The second senior brother pouted in the distance.

"Huh? You don't live here? Su Ming asked.

The second pig walked out of the team, raised his hind legs shyly, and exposed his crotch.

"Are you bored or not? I ask you guys seriously, you show me your eggs, what is this? Su Ming felt inexplicable, could it be that the second pig wanted to use its 'beauty' to seduce // to seduce himself?

But at a glance, I saw that between the legs of the second pig, there was only one egg left, hanging there alone...... The other, bitten off by something.

"I'm a mother, how much it hurts!" Su Ming and Su Meng, the two male animals, subconsciously clamped their legs, but they still couldn't help but feel cold between their legs.

You really can't talk nonsense in the future!

As soon as I said that day, I had a baby, and I experienced it; At that time, I was still thinking about what it felt like to break an egg, how many units...... Well, I met an egg breaker today.

The second senior brother was on the side, and with simple thinking, he roughly told Su Ming about the situation.

Su Ming got goosebumps when he heard it, because it was too tragic! It's so tragic that people can't help but want to laugh wildly, but they are embarrassed to laugh.

Because the egg of the second pig was not bitten off by others, but by the second senior brother!

It is said that one day, the second pig was bitten by a poisonous snake in that position, and the second senior brother in order to save this companion, the decisive poisonous snake bit the crotch, and the strong man broke the egg and bit off the poisoned egg of the second pig!

"Okay, okay, that's it, don't talk about this anymore......" If you continue to say more, Su Ming is afraid that he will have nightmares in the future.

Generally speaking, the situation is like this, the habitat where the wild boar herd used to live is a very good place, where there are a lot of good food and drink, Ganoderma lucidum springs and the like, but it is occupied by a group of poisonous snakes.

Although wild boars are the natural enemies of poisonous snakes, if there are too many poisonous snakes, the wild boars have no choice but to flee in a hurry.

The wild boars were temporarily homeless, so they ran around, wherever they went, and broke into human territory.

"Am I helping you, or am I not helping you? You know, I don't like wild boars. Su Ming touched his chin and thought.

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When Su Ming left Sunzhen, it was probably less than one o'clock at noon, and he told his mother to go out to play. How do you know this game, at ** o'clock in the evening, I haven't seen him come back.

"Tell me about this child, it's uneasy to grow up so big, the car didn't drive away, where can he go?" Mother Su is really a little anxious, the area around the mountain village is not as safe as the city, especially at night, not to mention all kinds of beast threats, even if you get lost, you will be in big trouble!

Mayor Wu was also at home and persuaded: "Hey, young man, it's not a big deal to go into the mountains. ”

Su Ming entered the mountain, but there was no mobile phone signal in the mountain, so he stayed at home. Su's mother nodded while flipped through her mobile phone and saw the number of Director Song.

Su Ming came back for a few days and said a lot about Director Song, Su's mother knew that her son had a very good relationship with this leader, so she couldn't help but give Director Song a call, for fear of leaving a bad impression on the leader, so she didn't say that Su Ming was 'missing', but asked very tactfully, did the zoo send Su Min any task, to enter the mountain or something.

When Director Song heard this, he guessed seven-seven-eighty-eight, and said with a smile: "Is this kid missing again?" ”

"Oh yes, I'm in the mountains, I can't find anyone else!" Listening to Director Song's words, Su's mother did not hide it.

But I was still stunned for a moment, why did I say 'again'?

"Hey, don't worry, Su Ming, this kid, it's not the first time, he often plays missing on my side, you can rest assured, as far as I know, there is nothing he can't deal with in the wild." Maybe when you come back, you can bring some surprises. Director Song said on the other end of the phone.

"What a surprise, peace and security is the biggest surprise." After a few words of greeting, Su's mother put a little snack and hung up the phone.

Mayor Wu persuaded on the side: "Her aunt, don't be too anxious, wait a while, don't come back at night, tomorrow at dawn, I will let people go into the mountains to look for it." ”

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