"Hello uncle, my name is Dong Xiaoyu, and I am Ye Fan's girlfriend."

Dong Xiaoyu reacted faster than Ye Fan, Ye Fan saw Dong Xiaoyu speak, so he didn't speak, and walked in with his footsteps, although this is the top of the mountain, but the top of the mountain can also build a house.

"Ye Fan, didn't you develop in the center of the city? How did you come up with this? ”

Lin Jinhai: "What else, isn't it just that I ate too much dust outside, and I plan to go back to the mountains to be a farmer?" ”

"Xiaohai, you kid, what are you talking about, don't talk nonsense if you don't know."

Ye Fan: "Actually, Xiaohai is not wrong, the air in the city is really polluted now, I remember when I was a child, I saw the blue sky and white clouds every morning, and breathed the fresh olive air, now, it's difficult." ”

"I can't even breathe fresh air in my house, and I don't know what to do lately, and even the air in the countryside is very polluted."

"Yes, yes, if I, a mountain farmer, want to leave the mountains and go to live in the city, even if I am given money, I don't want to, I can't stand that kind of air."

Ye Fan: "It's almost, but people are forced out, and they will naturally get used to it after a long time, you just said that there are mountains for rent here, I don't know if it's true?" ”

"Well, it's true, I originally wanted to rent, but the price was too expensive, so I didn't rent it, because of the price, no one has been renting now, if you need to, you can talk to the village chief about the price."

"Where, can you take me there?"

"You don't need to bring it, you've been there, it's the side where you used to go fishing with Xiaohai often."

"Next to the mountain pond, White Snake Ridge?"

"That's right, it's White Snake Ridge."

Ye Fan: "Where is it?" The mountain over there is quite large, and it is full of water, so it is a good place to plant trees. ”

"Yes, it's just that I didn't rent it because of the high price, and I still have to sign a ten-year contract over there, otherwise I won't rent it?"

Ye Fan: "This is not a problem, can you contact the village chief?" Shall I talk to the village chief? ”

"There's no problem with this, I'll call the village chief now to see if she's free today, what kind of small village cleaning activities have she been doing in her village recently, she is the village chief and needs to take the lead, so whether she is free today, not necessarily?"

"Then you go and make a phone call first."

Seeing his uncle walk out, Ye Fan looked at Lin Jinhai next to him, revealing a sinister and cunning expression, seeing Ye Fan's expression, how far away Lin Jinhai is, how far away.

Retreating to the back, he found that there was no way, and with an anxious expression, he said, "What do you want to do?" ”

Ye Fan walked up to Lin Jinhai, who was retreating, and said, "What do you say? ”

How long have I known Ye Fan, and I still call him a brother, can Lin Jinhai not know what Ye Fan's expression means? If you don't know, then you don't deserve to be called a brother.

"That, that, I sue you, I'm normal, sister-in-law, sister-in-law, help."

Seeing that this side was not working, he looked at Dong Xiaoyu, who was playing a mobile game on the side and was happy to be happy, and shouted at his sister-in-law for help.

Dong Xiaoyu didn't speak, nor did he walk over to do anything, but paused the game in his mobile phone, sat on the mountain and watched the tiger fight, waiting for you to lose both.

Ye Fan: "I was personally attacked just now, what do you say?" ”

Lin Jinhai: "That, that, what kind of personal attack, I don't understand?" ”

Ye Fan: "I don't understand, right, then I'll sue you, your parrot, when he came in just now, he scolded me and scolded me, isn't this a personal attack?" ”

Lin Jinhai looked at Ye Fan with a fine expression, Ye Fan smiled and said: "According to the law, it is not right for you to teach others to insult people, and you are still teaching animals to scold people, which is even more wrong, according to the law." Offenders shall be sentenced to imprisonment for at least 10 days, a fine of not more than 200 yuan, and confiscation of the tools used to commit the crime. ”

"No, it's confiscating your parrot."

"Of course, if you don't want to be fined and jailed, there's a second way to go, and that's private."

"Damn, it turns out that you are cheating on me." Lin Jinhai stood up and stared at Ye Fan with disdainful eyes.

Ye Fan smiled and said, "What, do you still want to take the third way?" ”

Hearing that there was a third way, Lin Jinhai immediately smiled and said, "Of course, as a young man who is a good young man, who does not break the law and does not drink or smoke, of course he will take the third way." ”

"Are you sure?"

Lin Jinhai nodded and said, "Of course it's certain, not only is it certain, but I'm also 100% sure." ”

Ye Fan looked like I was very aggrieved and said, "Okay, since you are sure to choose the third way, then choose the third way." ”

"The parrot in the trees is good, I'll go back later, you remember to put it in my car, this is the third way, Xiaoyu, you heard it, what he said just now, he chose the third way, this can't be regretted."

"Ahh

Ye Fan: "Ah what, didn't you just say that you chose the third way?" ”

"Okay, take it if you like."

Just now it was just Ye Fan joking with Lin Jinhai, what a crime, what a prison, in fact, when these two were together before, they had nothing to do every day, and they habitually had IQ bickering.

Now the IQ of the two is the same as before, they want the same thing, find a lot of nonsense, and finally say the main content.

"Thank you then, but your dad hasn't come back yet, how can you make a phone call for a long time, it can't be that the village chief is a beauty, right?"

Lin Jinhai: "you, you know that you think about beautiful women all day long." ”

"Sister-in-law, my brother's ears are not swollen now, should I help him get a massage?"

Ye Fan: "That, forget it, forget it, I just joked." ”

"Uncle is back, how's it going? What did the village chief say for a long time? ”

As soon as Lin Jinhai's father came in, he said, "The village chief doesn't have time, let me ask, will it be okay tomorrow?" Tomorrow she invites you out to dinner and talk together. ”

Lin Jinhai: "No, when did that village chief become so hardworking?" There's no time yet, there's no time, what are you going to do, going to pick up girls? ”

In the past, the village chief was an old man, very old, anyway, as long as he was rich, he would agree as soon as possible, but now seeing that he didn't agree, Lin Jinhai felt that something was wrong.

Ye Fan didn't know that the village chief was a man or a woman, but he heard it from Lin Jinhai's mouth just now, it was a man.

"No, now the village head has changed, it is a new college student, female, as soon as she comes here, she will immediately carry out activities with the theme of cleaning the village, as the village head, she must take the lead, and now she is leading the whole village to clean and sanitize."

"Isn't it? How can you change the village chief so quickly? Hearing his father's words, Lin Jinhai looked at his father with an unbelievable expression.

The village chief of that village is over 70 years old, and he should have retired when he is in his 60s, but this village chief is in his 70s and has not yet retired.

Now that he heard that the village chief was actually retired, Lin Jinhai really didn't believe it, how greedy the old village chief was, he would be retired.

Lin Jinhai's father heard his son's words, smiled, and said: "It's indeed changed, but this time the matter of changing the village chief is the meaning of the above, and there is no other way than obeying below, so you should understand?" ”

"So that's the case, no wonder I still think that the village chief would be willing to give up his position as the village head, it turns out that it means above."

After hearing Ye Fan's words, he turned around, looked at Ye Fan beside him, and asked, "Brother, what are your plans, do you plan to go back to the city first, or stay here for one night?" ”

Ye Fan thought about it, didn't know how to decide, looked at Dong Xiaoyu next to him, and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

"Listen to you, you can go anywhere, I don't care, anyway, as long as there is a place to sleep."

"Okay, let's spend the night here, otherwise it's very troublesome to drive back to the city, back and forth, and I don't know how much time is wasted."

"Then you go to the house to rest for a while, there are computers to play in the house, there is a TV to watch, Xiaohai and I will leave for a while, go add some food for tonight's dinner."

"Alright, bye-bye."

The climate here is a bit tropical, and now it's summer, and it rains a lot, and the soil of the mountains will naturally be very soft, and the leaves and branches that fall from the trees will naturally rot after being washed by the rain in the ground.

Over time, slowly, the ground absorbed a lot of the fertilizer produced by the melting of the decayed wood.

There will be a lot of mountain mushrooms underground, this kind of mountain mushrooms, not poisonous, poisonous mountain mushrooms, his mushroom head is black or gray, the kind of wild mountain mushrooms are poisonous.

However, the trees planted in the mountains here are basically some pine trees, pine trees are not poisonous, and the pine tree roots are the easiest to grow mountain mushrooms, this kind of mushrooms are very nutritious, and they are generally not sold in the city, and it is difficult to eat them.

The difference between artificial cultivation and wild is not only the taste of the taste, but also the nutrition.

The wild ones taste a little slippery, while the artificially grown ones don't have much lubrication in taste, and the taste of the mushrooms will lack the original taste.

After the two left for two hours, they finally came back, and when they came back, the two of them, one of them was holding a big bag of wild mountain mushrooms, Ye Fan's wild mushrooms, they didn't eat them themselves, but when they planned to go to the company the day after tomorrow, they thanked Wenlong, and they didn't know what to send.

Rich people are abalone, shark fin and other high-end foods every day, if you buy them casually outside, maybe people will be tired of eating them a long time ago?

But this wild mountain mushroom is different, the wild mountain mushroom looks like an umbrella, the lower handle of the mushroom is like a tree root, growing in the ground, and the top is like an open umbrella. (To be continued.) )