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After experiencing the toilet paper delivery incident, and accidentally making the real body of "Fruit Orange" - many orange classmates become his temporary assistants, Jiang Nan actually thought about blocking his friend "Fruit Orange" on the vest "pumpkin" for the first time. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info read the novel to the net
Think about it, add one person at the same time, in case the fine is wrong, how easy it is to lose the vest!
But it's really blocked, Jiang Nan is reluctant again, he has used this number to brush his sense of existence in front of many oranges for several months, from the beginning when the two of them couldn't say a word, to now they can still talk about qi and idols, how difficult it is, in order to better disguise himself as a Zhengtai, he specially bought a copy of "Selected Essays for Middle School Students" and came back to study, okay!
In this way, all the previous efforts were wasted, it was too much of a loss, Jiang Nan lay in the quilt, staring at the screen, the more he thought about it, the less cost-effective it became, so he released the "fruit orange" from the small black room, and made up his mind: Before cutting off the front edge, he must make the best use of it.
For example, inquire about gossip and spy on the enemy.
It's better to act than to be moved, thinking so, Jiang Nan held the shell of Zhengtai's "pumpkin" and "popped" and sent a message to many oranges: Sister Orange, you go to college, you should have someone you like, right?
Many orange messages were replied to fairly quickly, but after clicking on them, the content made Jiang Nan very frustrated: Personal*, I don't advise (see you manually).
This orange is too vigilant, but everyone has been chatting for a few months, it's not too much to share the relationship, and he won't hurt her! Jiang Nan sent several messages of protest, saying that he was very aggrieved.
Unexpectedly, many oranges were amused by him, and sent a ridiculous voice message: "Seriously, buddy, I know that people have a certain amount of disguise on the Internet, I can accept it if you want to pretend to be too wrong, but you don't have to pretend to be wronged, I haven't sent a single voice message for a few months, and I'm embarrassed to blame others for being too vigilant, cut~"
Pounding the bed, it turned out to be a leak in this kind of place, it was really a hundred secrets, Jiang Nan felt even more aggrieved, as a singer, who can not have the ability to watch the house, he can even sing in a girl's play, and a pseudo-boy voice is not a thing at all, why didn't he think of it?
Thinking so, Jiang Nan took a deep breath and directly pressed the chat button, many oranges waited for a while before they were connected, Jiang Nan didn't wait for her to speak, so she raised her voice first, and said with a little crispness: "Sister Orange, it's me!" Pumpkin! "That voice, that tone, full of sunshine boy.
Jiang Nan: I'm a professional! Hum o( ̄ヘ ̄o#), I don't believe you don't take the bait!
Sure enough, many oranges on the other end were stunned: "Pumpkin? Are you really underage? ”
"I am," Jiang Nan's face was not red and her heart was not beating, "If Sister Orange still doesn't believe it, she will not test me anymore to see if I am myself!" ”
Originally, many oranges really had this idea, but when he said this, he quickly denied it with "haha": "No, no, Sister Orange believes in you, that, what are you looking for me?" ”
"That's it, well, I recently had a crush on a girl," it was just a random excuse, trying to set up a lot of orange words, but when he really spit out the word "secret love", Jiang Nan actually felt that his cheeks began to get hot in a trance, and he came out of the quilt uncomfortably, so he said, "So, so I want to ask Sister Orange if she has a crush on anyone?" ”
"Poof-" Seeing him so shy, many oranges couldn't help but quip, "So Brother Pumpkin, you are experiencing emotional troubles and come to me for help?" ”
"Hmm."
"Then you can ask the right person, I really have a crush on a senior brother for several years, my senior brother is very enthusiastic, handsome, and good at homework......"
Many orange bars praised and praised his crush, and after Jiang Nan heard it, he couldn't help but say: "He's really so good, better than me...... Are your idols okay? ”
"Uh, that's still a little worse, at least he's definitely not as handsome as his idol, hehe!"
This is about the same, Jiang Nan balanced his heart a little, and remembered his purpose again, so he said, "Does Sister Orange still like him now?" ”
Many oranges sniffed, suppressed a trace of sorrow in their hearts, and smiled: "Of course I don't like it, it's all in the past!" ”
Very good, consistent with the previous answer in front of him, a big stone fell in Jiang Nan's heart, for fear that she would perceive her purpose, and quickly went back to the previous topic: "But I want to confess to the girl I like, what does Sister Orange think it would be better?" ”
"What do you mean by 'what is better?!' Sure enough, it's still a young man, and I've never been in love when I hear it," many oranges and old-fashioned people pointed out the country, forgetting that they were also rookies, "It doesn't matter what you say, what matters is what you do, you know?" ”
"Well, I don't understand."
"Ah, that's it, you should ...... like this first, and then ...... like this, don't do that, then other girls must not like it...... Got it? ”
"Oh oh oh," Jiang Nan Little Heavenly King suddenly realized while holding his mobile phone, "I understand, I understand!" ”
#论有一个马甲的重要性#...... (To be continued.) )
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