Chapter 14: Balloon Man
Lin Zhi looked towards the source of the sound, and saw that above the canopy, a wooden house the size of a microwave oven was built between the branches.
The breeze blew, and the cabin swayed in the wind, but there was no sign of falling apart, and it was very stable.
In front of the small door, a staircase of three or four steps spreads out, and on the last step stands a bearded human.
The human, who was only about twenty centimeters tall, was shirtless, covered only by a coarse cloth shorts, and carried a wine bottle larger than his body.
Lin Zhi looked at the middle-aged human on the canopy, as the existence of a string of 999 bodily functions, his eyesight was very perverted, even if he was separated by a distance of more than ten meters, he could still see the slightest change in the expression on the human face.
The information in the memory naturally came to the fore, and the "villain" in front of him was a balloon family.
As the name suggests, humans who are only the size of a palm are able to control the size of their bodies like balloons.
However, unlike the balloon characteristics, their enlargement is not "inflated", but a kind of "reverse inflation" that does not conform to common sense.
The larger the volume, the more condensed their bodies become.
The muscles of the balloon man, who are several meters tall, are even stronger than steel!
Lin Zhi stared at the balloon man in the canopy without saying a word, judging from the location of the other party's house, this person already knew and waited when the two crocodiles sent them ashore just now.
The Undead are naturally yin-minded, and small creatures with sensitive senses, such as small squirrels, can easily be frightened, which is why they will flee to the top of the tree that they think is safe, because it is the residence of the balloon people.
The balloon man's eyes were also looking at Lin Zhi, just now he did see the swamp overlord Demon Thorn Crocodile obediently carrying this immortal bone clan, according to the Demon Thorn Crocodile's violent and ferocious character, if it wasn't for being scared, it would definitely not be subdued!
Moreover, he clearly heard the undead bone clan with blue eyes in front of him speak, teaching the little undead bone clan to be polite.
The ancestor of the Balloon Man is above, and he swears that he has lived for so long, and he has never met such a strange undead bone clan!
"Hehe, respected Mr. Undead Bones, don't be nervous, I have no ill will towards you. ”
The Balloon Man was the first to break the silence and staggered off the canopy.
On the way to jump, his body swelled and grew bigger little by little, and by the time his legs stepped on the ground, he was already the same height as Lin Zhi.
It's a kind of respect when you first meet.
Even with it, the wine bottle in his hand actually grew larger, and it was held in his hand like a small mountain.
This is also one of the characteristics of the Balloon Man race, which can compress and magnify the items it touches several times, and the stronger the scaling force, the greater the multiplier.
Lin Zhi glanced at the crotch of the balloon man who had become bigger.
"If it is placed on the earth, it is an ability that many men dream of. ”
For some reason, he inexplicably thought of the men on the planet who didn't have confidence in their size.
Of course, he was very confident in himself.
Seeing that the undead bone clan did not speak, the balloon man Gut Gumeng smiled arrogantly, raised the wine bottle in his hand high, pulled out the stopper on it, sniffed it, and then raised his head and drank wildly.
The wine spilled brown curls on his chest.
No wonder those hairs are so vigorous, most of them are irrigated by alcohol......
Lin Zhi complained silently in his heart.
"Wow!cool!!"
After a few sips of wine, Gut Gumeng's face was a lot ruddy, he waved his big hand, threw the huge wine bottle at Lin Zhi, and said: "I am the balloon man Gut Gumeng who lives here, did I see the cliff above my head, it was when I was young, I stepped on it one by one, I dislike it that place, it's too peaceful." ”
Lin Zhi took the wine bottle that was bigger than himself.
The bottle used for this wine is made of some kind of animal skin, and the workmanship is very rough, but judging by the heavy feel, it should be strong and resistant to falling.
Ignoring the cowhide blown off by the balloon man in front of him, Lin Zhi followed and raised his head to pour wine.
The rich liquor runs down the jaw and disappears as if it were evaporating when it reaches the spine.
After drinking the small half bottle of wine, the ground under Lin Zhi's feet did not have a trace of wine.
"Not too strong, with a little sweetness, good fruit wine. ”
Of course, ordinary undead bone clans can't drink alcohol, but with Lin Zhi's ability, it is not difficult to let themselves taste wine.
He also liked to drink a few sips in his previous life, and he knew a little bit about wine, so he commented.
"Hahaha. Gut Gumeng laughed and said, "I really heard it right, you can really speak, and you can even taste the taste of wine!"
In the laughter, there was a hint of horror hidden in the very subtle way.
The undead bone clan who knows how to think and can speak human words, how high should its rank be?!
Lin Zhi put down the wine bottle, walked over slowly, and came to Gut Gumeng, his eyes burning with dark blue flames staring at the balloon man.
"Lin Zhi, this is my name. ”
He deliberately hid the huge mana emanating from his body.
Unlike the demons he met in the depths of the Great Graveyard, in Gute Gumeng, Lin Zhi really didn't feel any malicious greed.
In addition, the other party also took the initiative to invite himself to drink, so the basic greeting still has to be called.
He's not the kind of monster who kills people at every turn.
"I ...... I'm honored. ”
Gut Gumeng's pupils shrank, and he subconsciously took a step back.
Even without the fluctuation of mana, when he looked at the blue flame in Lin Zhishuang's eyes, Gute Gumeng couldn't help but feel a kind of fear and horror in his heart.
Aware of this, his face was immediately filled with disbelief, because such a feeling had not been seen in more than ten years!
Just when Gut Gumeng didn't know how to deal with it, in the deep pit not far away, the small bones finally crawled out.
Or rather, it should have been "thrown" out.
I saw a small skull head fly out of the pit and roll to the ground. Subsequently, the various bones were thrown out of the pit and reassembled on the ground into small bones of a complete body.
This is what it will learn when it is unearthed.
Da-da-da-da!
The skeletal of the small bone still had a broken blade and a few fallen leaves stuck in its head, and as soon as it stood firm, its gaze fell sharply on Gut Gumeng.
That's it, let yourself fall into the pit, right?!
The last remaining mana in his body surged, gathered on his fingertips, and then, drew a circle.
"Oh oh, I'm sorry I forgot about you. Gut Gumeng was relieved, and walked towards the little bone with a smile, "When we first met, my name is Gut Gumeng, and I am a balloon man, did you see the sun overhead?"
He raised his head slightly and pointed to the sun in the sky, and his steps quickened as he blew cowhides.
Compared to the big undead bone clan, this small one was much more amiable, because he didn't feel the slightest curse power from it!
"Actually, there were two of them at the beginning, and because it was too hot, I broke a ......"
Poof!
Halfway through the sentence, suddenly, an extremely fast bird skimmed through the air, and the bird droppings that were thrown off fell into his chattering mouth in a perfect arc.
The world, all of a sudden, was quiet.
Dada?
The hollow eye sockets of the little bones moved slightly, and he was a little puzzled: why didn't this guy who bullied himself die?
Seeing that the little guy was about to draw a circle in the air again, Lin Zhi instantly disappeared in place, appeared behind it, and reached out to interrupt the circle it had drawn halfway.
"Can't you feel the stock of the curse power in your body? remember, the consequences of overusing the curse can be very serious!"
The little bone withdrew his arm, and after sensing the little strength remaining in his body, he obediently lowered his head and stood in place.
"And. Lin Zhi looked down at the little bones, and deliberately accentuated his tone, "Don't curse people before you understand the situation in the future, this is also very impolite!"
Gut Gumeng finally got the slimy thing out of his mouth, and when he heard this, he coughed lightly and persuaded him: "It's okay, it's okay, child, I don't ...... anything polite or impolite."
"If you want to curse, let's wait for the other party to do it first, anyway, the undead bone clan will endure death, and you can't die one by one. In this way, even if we kill people, no one will say that our immortal bone clan is unreasonable, you know?"
Gutgumon: "???"
Let's endure death, wait for others to do it and then die?
Listen, is this what people say?
The undead bones, is this how they all teach children?!
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