Chapter Twenty-Three: Recruit Whom to Provoke

Girls' Generation, as the active South Korean No. 1 Girl Troupe, that's not a joke. Just from the dormitory, you can reflect this identity, this status of the bull x. The luxurious dormitory of more than 300 square meters is located in the most expensive prime area in South Korea in Cheongdam-dong, Gangnam-gu.

In the living room, the remains of fried chicken, fruits, snacks, cakes, ice cream, fried rice cakes and other foods are placed on the huge semi-circular sofa, and several mollusks are lying on their stomachs or lying on the giant sofa to rest. Even Xu Xian, an upright girl with a regular schedule, sat on a small bench with a hypnotic book such as self-development, and her upper and lower eyelids were divided and combined as if she was playing procrastination tactics. Good students will also doze off in class!

As the popular king and spokesperson of Girls' Generation, the event itinerary is naturally the busiest. In the early hours of the morning, Lin Yun'er dragged her tired body back to the dormitory. (Don't mention T-ara's faΓ§ade Li Juli, that's a special case, a ridiculously low-key special case)

The sound of the door opening came, and the eight half-awake and half-asleep bombards were suddenly activated. Xu Xian moved the small bench to the front of the sofa, and the rest of the people were sitting on the semi-circular sofa in unison, as if they were going to open the interrogation. That's right, it's a number of ways to compare with T-ara's queen Park So-yeon. No matter how you say it, it's all from S-M.,I can't tell if it's a funny thing developed by Park So-yeon, the former captain of Girls' Generation.。

After living together for so many years, Lin Yun'er has long been surprised by these noisy sisters, and she picked up the remaining food on the table and turned on the "Crocodile Yun" mode.

The kind-hearted and upright girl Xiaojiu Xu Xian still quietly reminded: "Yun'er Oni, this time you are in the headlines again." ”

The god of food who is crazy about eating, really deserves the title of "crocodile", his mouth is stuffed with food and he can still speak easily, "Cut, it's been a scandal with 2pm every day recently, and I'm annoyed to death!" I made a clarification when I started filming on the first day, and in the end I still had to make a scandal, and I knew that the filming of "Birth of a Family 2" would let my sisters go instead of me. ”

Suddenly, a few members who often pick their feet at home were angry, and the stupid hat company arranged such a good show for you, but you still said cool things? Tickling and the like, that's pediatrics, and as soon as Sunny's big killer foot massage came out, Lin Xiaolu really scurried around the living room like a deer. If the Boom Tiantuan doesn't laugh and play, what is it called? The original formal interrogation scene painting style suddenly changed to a comic system.

"Stop, get down to business when you've had enough!" Jessica, the queen of the iceberg, is not in vain, and there is only such a senior boss in the bombardment group who can control the scene. As for the legendary little captain of the convulsions? That's the big sister who took the lead! Kill or not, just ignite and open the, how to land is not her consideration.

Sunny takes the stage with his latest beloved Apple notebook. As the game leader of the Bombardment Group, he is not only proficient in "Dream World", but also knows the world as soon as he has a machine in hand. It's not enough to run out of the upper limit of the game every day.,It's commonplace to flood various forums after going offline.,So the big and small things on the Internet are very clear.。 Of course, she is the only one in the bombing group who has time to squander, and her popularity is not very high, and she has not yet informed the madman Jin Xiaoyuan's desperate energy.

"Yun'er, you not only made headlines for scandals this time. It's also a matter of national importance. ”

"Oh! Is it like the predecessors, invited by the president to visit the Blue House? Daihatsu! "How big does the crocodile have to be to open his brain to spew such crazy thoughts.

As a professional rich second generation and upper-class person, Choi so-young delivered an expert speech, "Che, we will definitely have the opportunity to go to the Blue House in the future." Don't think so much about it now, the seniors who have been invited to go have all explored overseas markets. The company has arranged for us to sit first and start to explore the Japanese market in the summer. ”

Tiffany, a cute girl who specializes in selling cute attributes, also spoke on behalf of her compatriots in the cute world, "Why wait until summer? In the summer, you won't miss the cherry blossom scene! Under the cherry blossoms flying in the sky, kissing affectionately with a beautiful man like a flower, it is really too romantic and beautiful to look outward. "It's a shame that you don't understand the lethality of the word Ruhua in Huaxia, otherwise you have to jump into the river like Zhou Xingxing.

Several people familiar with the matter looked at Jessica, the princess of icebergs.

"Yikes! Look at what I'm doing, that's the decision the company makes. The ice rays swept through, and everyone dodged.

Convulsive Pikachu Kim Taeyeon finally remembered that he was the captain, "Sister Sujing, their f(x) has been debuting for a few months, and they released an album in the summer. We went to Japan to develop and vacate the Korean market. Because f(x) is two underage girls born in 94 and are still in middle school, they can only come out to work in the summer to do summer jobs. ”

Jessica added: "Hmm. Xiujing is still studying, she will definitely be admitted to university! ”

As soon as the iceberg princess's cold attribute came out, it suddenly became cold. The topic of college is so heavy that it is simply a taboo topic in girls' years.

The age gap between the 9 members of Girls' Generation is very small, which is very rare among Korean girl groups, and it is one of the reasons why they are so united.

Six were born in 1989, except for Kwon Yoo-ri, who had a birthday in December.

The eldest Taeyeon, the second Suyan, the third Soon-gyu, the fourth Mi-young, and the fifth Hyo-yeon are all students of the same class. In the last semester of preparing for the college entrance examination, it happened to be the busiest murderous schedule before and after the debut. The next four young ones were admitted to the university without any suspense.

This is a big deal, it was originally five elders, or five shortest bodies, it was not enough, and even the academic qualifications were one level lower if you made up for it.

The four young ones are all tall and long-legged, and they are all successfully admitted to college. Isn't the comparison between the short-bodied group and the long-bodied group coming out, it's such a coincidence that providence is the will.

The iceberg princess is so slow to react, and only after she has finished saying that she remembers that the scene can only be as cold as ever. Even Xiao Luyun, who is usually the most active, didn't dare to jump out to die, and the atmosphere froze.

"Sisters, let's go back to Yun'er again." Xiao Jiu Xu Xian usually looks like an upright girl and an old-fashioned star, but in fact, there is still a little bit of Xiao Jiujiu in his heart. Otherwise, I'm sorry for Xiao Jiu's ranking.

Sunny took advantage of this rare opportunity to quickly take over the baton and put the laptop in front of Yun'a, "See for yourself." It has already aroused public opinion about online violence. ”

The 2pm video of the East Kowloon Torture and Killing Beast Regiment reappeared in the rivers and lakes, and the sentence "Even if you are a big-toothed hooligan rabbit, you dare to have an affair with Lin Yun'er?" Although the lines are not clear, the general content can still be heard.

"Yes! What is this? What's the matter with me! Lin Yun'er, who was innocently lying on the gun, is not calm now. Pick up the notebook and start flipping through the information of major online media. As a faΓ§ade, grabbing exposure is still her business, but this time it made a big fuss, and the proper negative news did not run.

"Sisters, what now? Does the company have any arrangements? ”

"It's just the beginning, and no one can expect the development to come. We're just reminding you so that you don't get unresponsive when asked. ”……

"Did you notice that this person is actually something we've met?" The iceberg princess appeared again, full of scenes.

The short-bodied group grabbed the computer and studied it. As if they all remembered something, they all looked at the cute, fleshy Kim Taeyeon.

"Taeyeon, I remember you said last time: the next time you see you, you'll reward the master brother with a lightning chain. Isn't this master brother? Sunny, the roommate who lives in the double room with Taeyeon, is a veteran game maniac and quickly identifies that the one in the video should be the same person as the master he met twice earlier.

Taeyeon looked at the abused 2pm and swallowed. "You heard me wrong, when did I say that."

Lin Yuner usually doesn't sleep much, and "Dream World" of course belongs to the type of fishing for three days and drying nets for two days, and she can't play with the short-body group. That's why I don't know this fierce man who abuses beasts. "Ernie, do you all know this person?"

"I've only seen it in the game, but it's pretty handsome when I'm not wearing a helmet. I didn't expect it to be a fan of Yuna, so why didn't you ignore us last time? "Tiffany, a weak animal in the moe line, has always been concerned about appearance.

"Stupid! We're all showing helmet effects, and who knows it's Girls' Generation. ”

Suddenly, Lin Xiaolu's brain opened up again, ran back to the room, took out some drawing paper and pencils, and handed them to Kim Taeyeon, "Taeyeon Oni, you often draw, can you draw that person based on impression?" ”

The convulsive squad leader sniffed a few times and scratched his head in embarrassment, at a loss.

Live-in roommate Sunny laughs and then reveals the secret. "Taeyeon draws Pikachu or something. And those drawing papers already have base maps, and Taeyeon just fills in the colors with the pen. Great manga artist Kim Tae-yeon! I'm laughing to death! Hahaha"

"Yikes!" Pikachu was teased, but of course he wouldn't give up, and a hand-to-hand fight ensued. Affected the onlookers, it once again turned into a frolicking eight-person team battle.

The upright and dull girl Xu Xian sighed again: It's been almost a chapter, and I still haven't said anything serious, what kind of trouble is this?

"Sisters! Agent oppa just texted me. Because of the incident of Yun'er Oni, in order not to trigger the emotions of fans again, what kind of online violence was caused. The company decided to put my plan to participate in "I'm Getting Married" on hold for the time being. Dropping a big bomb, Xu Xiaojiu flashed back to the room with the book in his hand.

There is no need for the iceberg princess to make a move, this time it is still cold.

Lin Xiaolu hugged his head and went crazy: "What's the matter with me?!" Who did I recruit and who did I mess with? ”