Chapter 512: The Queen Mother's Cake
The beast giant felt that his three views had been subverted, and he looked at everyone, "Why do I think you are beasts?"
"It doesn't matter if you're a beast, the important thing is that you're still a child. The leading giant waved his hand, and without saying a word, he pulled the beast giant towards the wall.
"I'm not an animal, that's an important question. The beast giant shook off the hand of the leading giant, and said righteously.
However, when others didn't give him a chance to entangle, the lead giant pushed him to the top of the fence wall and made him pee on the wall.
The helpless beast giant unbuckled his belt and just put down the tools of the crime, and all the giants shook their heads "hey, tsk".
"What are you shaking your head?" asked the beast giant helplessly.
"It's nothing, they're complimenting you on your beauty. The lead giant patted the beast giant on the shoulder, urging him to hurry up.
The beast giant took a stance, and stopped in anticipation, "What's the matter?" everyone asked in unison.
"No, no, you can't pee when you look at me. The beast giant said.
"Hey, you know how to be shy. The crowd teased him.
A giant deliberately embarrassed him, "Then let's turn our heads, how do we know if you pee." β
"What can I do to lie to you..."
"Alright, I'll watch, you turn your head away. Said the leading giant.
The giants did as they were told, and the beast giants felt it, and bounced off their walls to pee over the fence.
"Poof", before the leading giant could react, the urine hit the invisible wall and bounced back, quickly splashing on the face of the beast giant, and the leading giant next to him also suffered.
The giant with his back to his body was also surprised, wasn't it snow, why was there a hot rain on his body?
"Shut the...", the leading giant didn't speak, but as soon as he spoke, he got into his mouth.
"I'm in a hurry to pee. The beast giant, who had finally stopped, said to the leading giant with an innocent face.
He was much smarter, and he didn't open his mouth the whole time.
"Vomit", this time the giant who turned around knew what the liquid was, and retreated in disgust.
The leading giant kicked the beast giant away, rinsed his mouth with the snow in his hand, and washed his face.
After a long time, he said with red eyes: "Who the hell set up the enchantment, let me catch it, see that I don't skin him, eat his flesh, and drink his blood." β
"His grandmother's is too lacking in morality. The lead giant panted.
"Forget it, boss, it doesn't seem that the person who set up this enchantment is easy to mess with, our task is important, let's take a detour. "The men persuaded the leading giant.
"yes, the big picture counts. The beast giant also hurriedly spoke, "The son of the King of the Eastern Wilderness is still waiting for us to tie him up, so he can't waste time here." β
The leading giant also knows that if the movement is too big, the task of infiltrating the Eastern Wilderness will not be easy to do.
He took a long breath before deciding to focus on the big picture, but when he decided to leave, he still kicked against the wall, "Greetings to your grandma..."
The leading giant was also angry, not afraid of being bounced back, and the kick was so hard that he lost his balance.
But unexpectedly, the leading giant plunged into it, and by the time he stabilized himself, he was already halfway into the courtyard.
"Hey, I'm in?" said the leading giant, surprised.
He turned his head to look at the crowd, then moved the other half of his body in.
Seeing this, the beast giant next to him raised his legs and followed.
He was also followed by a giant, and when he raised his leg, there was a "bang", and after the white light flashed, he had been bounced far away, knocking down a bamboo forest, and the giant could not enter again.
"Thisβ" The giants looked at each other for a moment, until the beast giant inside took off his pants, "Is it invalid, I'll try again." β
The giant suddenly dispersed, allowing the beast giant to splash itself. When the giants behind tried again, they still couldn't get in.
"Wait, let's go out and try. The leading giant's face changed, and he raised his legs and tried to step out, but was also stopped by the white light.
"It's over, it's over. The beast giant cried, "We're locked up here. β
The giants outside also panicked, this has not yet found the son of the king of the Eastern Wilderness, and he has already folded two generals, one of whom is still the leader.
"Don't worry. The lead giant calmed himself down, "Let's see if there's anyone in the room first." β
He led the beast giant, and was just about to approach the bamboo house, when he was bounced away by a white light on the bamboo house, and smashed directly at the giant outside.
Then he was stopped by the white light on the fence, and with a cry of pain, the leading giant was bounced back again.
Outside, the beast giant shook his head from side to side, watching him bounce around like this for a long time, until a giant said: "The Eastern Wilderness is too dangerous, I want to go back to the Middle Wilderness." β
"Back to your uncle!" The leading giant in the bullet still has time to teach his subordinates, "We are warriors, fearless warriors!"
At this time, the beast giant looked into the house with the help of the skylight, "Boss, there is nothing in it, no one lives in it, and there are no treasures. β
"Then the pond, there must be something strange about the lotus flowers that are still blooming on the pond. The leading giant felt that the bullet was slowing down.
It's just that the beast giant just leaned down and was about to pick up the lotus in the pond, and the man was also bounced out and collided directly with the leading giant.
"Oops", the two giants fell in the snow, not wanting to move for a while.
"Take a break, everybody think about it. The leading giant groaned and said, "I can't do it, I can only let the giants outside leave first."
The rest of his life was unaware that a group of uninvited guests had come to the bamboo house, and he was making a dim sum called "Queen Mother Cake".
"Queen Mother?" Aunt Qing looked at Yu Sheng's hand beside her, and asked him at the same time, "I'm not afraid that your mother will break your legs." β
The king's mother is the queen mother, and the rest of her life obviously has the meaning of usurping the throne and seizing power.
"This is a snack I specially made for her to learn from her previous life, and she definitely can't bear to criticize me after tasting it. β
The truth that Yu Sheng said seemed to be false, and his hands kept moving, peeling and removing the tendons of the lard fat that came from the nine places of pork.
After doing this, Yu Sheng washed the big knife borrowed from Pork Nine and turned it upside down, and smashed the lard with the back of the knife.
The reason why the knife of pork nine is used is completely because this pig-killing knife is enough to smash it.
Pork Jiu was so happy at the time that he thought that Yu Sheng would compare his knife to the exquisite and sharp knives in the inn.
After smashing the lard into a fluff, I stopped for the rest of my life, added various seasonings such as cinnamon and peppercorns, and stirred well.
After all this, Yu Sheng came to the dough of the reconciliation, rolled the dough into thin slices, rolled it into a lot of spices, and then rolled it into long strips.
When he was busy, Aunt Qing asked, "When will you paste the couplets of the bamboo building?"
In the opinion of the little aunt, the couplet to hang in the bamboo building for the rest of her life is very domineering, and the only deficiency is that it is a pity to hang it in the bamboo house, which is far better than hanging it in the inn.
However, for the rest of his life, he insisted on hanging in the bamboo house.
There's a reason for that.
This couplet is "the wind and clouds are surging between raising your hands, and you look down on the common people when you raise your eyes", although no one can recognize it hanging on the great wilderness, the rest of my life feels that the couplet copied is still low-key.
Otherwise, it will be difficult to explain if someone asks, after all, with the literacy of the rest of his life, as soon as he explains, he will be exposed.