063: Eat duck
opened the door, but the world behind the door was completely different from Pei Ye's guess.
What she thought was a thief was not a thief.
Two ghosts!
One man and one woman.
The male ghost was wearing a wide striped pajama pants, with a bare and thin upper body, a small belly slightly convex, but the ribs were visible, but the face was not bad.
The female ghost is unusually plump, and her fat body is tightly strangled by the lotus pink suspender pajamas, and she is scratching her head at the male ghost.
The male ghost asked the female ghost, "Why are you wearing Pinru's clothes?"
The female ghost brushed her thin curly hair with her short and chubby fingers and threw a wink at the male ghost.
"If you're looking for excitement, you're going to have to follow through. ”
The male ghost paused, and showed a sinister smile.
"You're so sassy!"
After that, the two ghosts couldn't help but hug each other, the female ghost picked up the male ghost princess, and the two ghosts fell on Pei Ye's bed.
Pei Ye: "???"
The female ghost sat on the male ghost, holding the male ghost's face and slamming it a few times, eager to smear the other person's face with her own lipstick.
The male ghost also responded excitedly, seeing that a discordant picture was about to be staged, the male ghost suddenly saw something and struggled to push the female ghost away.
"Wait—something seems wrong!"
The female ghost couldn't wait to take off her clothes, and she was a little annoyed when she was stopped by him like this.
"What's wrong?"
She was ready to step on the accelerator to the end, how could she stop her at this time.
What the hell is going on?
The male ghost struggles to pull his face out of the female ghost's fat.
"No, the man seems to be able to see us. ”
Female ghost: "???"
A man and a woman, the two ghosts looked at the door of the room in unison, and crashed into a pair of dark and complicated eyes.
The female ghost was beating a drum in her heart and spoke uncertainly.
"She—I shouldn't be able to see her, right?"
To tell the truth, she didn't even believe this nonsense.
Pei Ye stood at the door and watched for a while, the cigarette in his mouth was lit by a third, he must have seen something.
"But, she seems to be able to see it......"
The two ghosts should be glad that Pei Ye has reined in the evil qi on his body.
Otherwise, maybe you will be scared and leave a psychological shadow, and the second half of the ghost will never be able to drive again.
Pei Ye interrupted the conversation as if no one was around.
"Are you two imps looking for death?"
Where can I go to ask P to go, but I just picked the room where she lived?
The male ghost was so frightened that his grimace became more and more pale, and he secretly covered his crotch.
The female ghost raised her eyebrows, climbed down from the male ghost, and stepped forward with great momentum.
"You're sick, and since you can see it, don't you hide from it?
Pei Ye said, "This is the room I booked." ”
This is the room she paid for.
The two ghosts didn't go to the counter to book a room, and it was reasonable to break into her room?
As everyone knows, being a ghost is so reasonable.
Not to mention this kind of small dilapidated hotel, the female ghost even wants to live in the so-called presidential suite.
The female ghost crossed her waist with both hands, and rushed out of Pei **'s turbulent chest, looking like a shrew preparing to fight.
"It's not yours now, get out of the way, don't get in the way of my sister!"
Pei Ye didn't do anything, she just released the evil aura that had converged.
The female ghost who was still holding her chest up and raising her head in the last second, eager to raise her nostrils to look at Pei Ye, was stunned the next second.
The female ghost hugged her head and shouted and roared.
"Hell!!"
Mom, why are there such fierce people in the world?
Scared, her 36D** was sunken into her body.
The male ghost was even more frightened and trembling, eager to shrink himself into a ghost.
Pei Ye drew casually, and two talismans flew towards the two ghosts, turning into chains and tying them up and down.
"Now answer me again—"
Pei Ye raised his hand and pulled the chair back, sat down with a smile, and the big guy was full of style.
"Whose room is this?"
The female ghost trembled, and several swimming rings around her waist also trembled in unison, rippling ripples.
"Big guy, I was wrong...... This is your room!"
She didn't know what luck she had, and she would run into a difficult thorn when she came out to eat a duck.
"What's the use of saying you're wrong? Why do you want to apologize?"
"I'm willing to compensate you tenfold - no, a hundred times the loss! Please let the big guy live in a five-star presidential suite!" As soon as the female ghost heard this, she knew that there was a play, and hurriedly said, "Please also ask the big guy to have Hai Han Yaliang and expose this matter, just treat the little ghost as a fart, let the little ghost go!"
Pei Ye listened with interest.
"This mouth is quite good at talking nonsense, why should you act by yourself?"
The female ghost squirmed, "The little ghost is an actor who graduated from a college class. ”
Pei Ye: "......"
The female ghost is called Ye Wei.
The male ghost is the duck that Ye Wei found when he came out to eat ducks, an unlucky ghost who died suddenly in the hotel a few years ago.
"It's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work for the rest of your life. The male ghost said to Pei Ye pitifully, "I didn't earn much and didn't have any skills before I was born, my parents disliked me, and when I died, no one burned money, clothes, and food, so I could only barely make a living by being a duck occasionally." Big man, I will definitely change my past mistakes in the future, and never do such illegal and undisciplined things again, spare this ghost's life. ”
If it weren't for a fairly good-looking face, I'm afraid I wouldn't even be able to make a duck.
It's just before death, why do people still sweep pornography and fight illegal activities when they die?
Ye was slightly ashamed, although she ate duck more than once, but it was the first time she was caught.
Pei Ye: "......"
She's really not here to sweep up pornography and fight illegal activities.
The two ghosts were chained and squatted in the corner of the room, and if they hugged their heads again, it would probably be more atmospheric.
The male ghost didn't offend Pei Ye either, and let it go after making sure that the male ghost didn't do evil.
Ye Wei looked at her longingly.
If Pei Ye wasn't too fierce, it is estimated that Ye Wei's flattering eyes would be able to throw out of his sockets.
Pei Ye smiled with a cigarette in his mouth.
"I can't put it yet. ”
Ye Wei couldn't help but collapse his face.
"You said that you would pay ten times the loss and a hundred times the loss, and you also said that you invited me to live in a five-star presidential suite, this is the mental loss I should take, isn't it?"
Pei Ye originally just wanted to tease the female ghost, after all, the ghost belongs to the underworld and not the yang world, Ye Wei has extra money to run out to eat duck, but it does not mean that she can affect the yang world, let alone compensate Pei Ye for money and invite her to live in the presidential suite.
Unexpectedly, this Ye Wei really has a few brushes.
To be precise, Ye Wei has connections!
She borrowed Pei Ye's mobile phone and made a strange call, and as soon as she opened her mouth, Pei Ye was shocked and speechless.
"Senior brother - woo woo woo - come and get me!"
Ye Wei also went to the road, and the mobile phone was turned on hands-free, so that Pei Ye could hear the voice.
The man on the phone was a man, and he should be about forty years old, but not much.
"What's wrong with you, junior sister? What happened to the Heavenly Master? What's going on now? Is there anything wrong?How much money should I bring to ransom you?"
A series of questions are asked like small cannons, and there is no pause in between.
Listening to the man's voice, he was indeed worried about the safety of the female ghost Ye Wei.
Ye Wei whimpered pitifully.
"I was caught eating ducks, and I accidentally offended a great god, hurry up and catch me. ”
After the female ghost finished speaking, there was a long silence on the other side.
It's been so long that people wonder if there is no signal.
After a long time, the senior brother on the other side found his voice, and his voice trembled.
"Did you eat a duck made by a great god?"