Chapter 86: The Emperor's Birthday
Because of the tossing of the lantern festival for one night, Luo Xiaozhu was grounded again, and without permission, he was not allowed to step out of Yanxi Palace for half a step.
"Who built this snowman? It's ugly! When Luo Xiaozhu strolled to the gate, he pointed to the snowman in the courtyard and asked.
"Boss, it's a stone!" The little bean on the side replied.
"Why are you kidding me? This is obviously a snowman, you say it's a stone? ”
"Boss, it's not right to swear!"
Luo Xiaozhu pursed his lips, swearing is an attribute that comes with birth, even if he becomes a concubine, he can't change his hooligan character.
"Hey, the snowman moves?" Luo Xiaozhu faintly felt that there were eyes blinking in that part of the snowman's eyes.
"Boss, be careful, the road is slippery!" Xiaodouzi hurriedly stepped forward to support him, Luo Xiaozhu walked towards the snowman step by step, obediently, I don't know if I don't see it, I was startled when I saw it, where is this snowman, it is clearly a person.
"Who's pretending to be a ghost here? Hurry out and get out! Luo Xiaozhu was so frightened that he stumbled and almost couldn't stand steadily.
"Boss, it's really a stone!"
"Why are you still quibbling......" Luo Xiaozhu turned around and roared, and then he realized, "This stone can't be that stone, right?" ”
Little Bean nodded.
Luo Xiaozhu couldn't help but swallow his saliva. Nima ......
"Master...... You have to practice like this...... Fight? Luo Xiaozhu poked the face of the stone with his finger, it was almost inelastic, you city people really know how to play.
"If the master doesn't practice like this, how can he become the head of the internal guard?" Xiaodouzi laughed dryly a few times after speaking. The holy decree said, don't let the boss know, this is because the stone failed to protect the boss last night, so he was punished by the emperor.
However, this is too ruthless, if there is no strong internal force, I am afraid that it will become a popsicle long ago.
Thinking of this, Xiaodouzi couldn't help but get goosebumps, this master, he can't be lazy at all. I don't know where people will meditate next time!
Luo Xiaozhu saw it in the martial arts comic book a long time ago, those heroes slept on ice beds or something in order to make their kung fu reach the peak, but I didn't expect to see ready-made ones today.
Sure enough, he underestimated the cultivation of the stone master, if he wasn't pregnant, Luo Xiaozhu couldn't wait to meditate on the spot.
Because of the grounding order, Luo Xiaozhu couldn't go too far, but just looking at today's Yanxi Palace, he felt a little abnormal.
"Little Bean, is today a special day?"
Looking at the people who came and went, all busy arranging something, Luo Xiaozhu couldn't help but be a little curious.
"Boss, today is the emperor's birthday, you shouldn't know it, right?"
"Birthday?" Luo Xiaozhu's eyes widened, shouldn't he not know, but he didn't know at all, okay? With her current relationship with Xianxian, she is not familiar with it at all?
"That's right, the emperor has set up a banquet in the palace, and all the civil and military officials will go to participate, and after the boss finishes lunch, he can dress up......"
"I'm going too?" Luo Xiaozhu pointed at himself, a little out of the way.
"Boss, you are a concubine, of course you have to go, and it is also the day to officially meet the civil and military officials, there will be a grandmother in charge of etiquette in a while, and the boss has to know some rules."
As soon as he thought of learning the rules, Luo Xiaozhu was a little big-headed, and he was used to being free, where could he stand these constraints?
"The trouble is dead, you go directly and tell the emperor that I won't go to any banquet tonight, just say......" Luo Xiaozhu rolled his eyes, "Say that I am not feeling well and is not suitable for walking!" ”
"Boss, wouldn't that be nice? After all, you can hide for a while, but you can't hide for a lifetime......"
"You know a fart, if you can hide once on this occasion, you will miss it once, I don't want to be a concubine all the time......" Luo Xiaozhu didn't finish speaking, Xiaodouzi directly stepped forward and covered her mouth, scared to death, this master dares to say anything, if it is heard by someone with a heart, I don't know what moth will come out!
"However, according to Xiaodouzi, the boss is really not suitable to participate now." Just ask, which noble concubine in the past dynasties was rude when she opened her mouth and closed her mouth? This is going to be heard by those civil and military officials, so don't you die and ban the concubine directly?
The boss is not thin on himself, and he can't let these things happen, at least not now.
"Then the boss goes to dinner! Xiaodouzi will go to report to the emperor. After Xiaodouzi finished speaking, he was about to leave, but Luo Xiaozhu grabbed his collar.
"You are stupid, if you go and tell the emperor that I am not feeling well now, a group of imperial doctors should come in a while, and when the banquet starts, I will report it."
"The boss is wise, Xiaodouzi knows."
"Is Master Stone still meditating in the snow?"
"I think so!"
"Did he do that before? Don't eat at all? ”
"I didn't know before, but now I think I'm going to meditate until the sun rises tomorrow morning......
"Wow...... It's so special and persevering, no wonder I can't become a hero......"
“……”
The boss is so simple, so cute in a silly way! (What do you think?) Aren't you afraid of being dragged by the emperor to behead? )
Inside the Zhaoyang Palace.
Queen Wen Wan'er finished dressing up early, and today is also the day she officially appeared as the queen since she entered the palace, so Wen Wan'er, who already has obsessive-compulsive disorder, will not be ambiguous.
is already as beautiful as a fairy, and then such a grand dress, it really makes people can't help but look at it twice.
Dressed in a purple brocade robe, wearing a pink and white corset, the original graceful posture is more perfect, different from the conservative dress in the past, today's Wen Wan'er, half-covered ****, not only reveals the good-looking collarbone, but also the spring light on the chest, you only need to look sideways, you can see it.
This outfit is quite scheming......
"Mother, the gifts are ready. Qi'er believes that this Niangniang will definitely be the most eye-catching at the banquet. ”
Qi'er handed the box to Wen Wan'er, and a transparent fist-sized bead lay inside.
"Linglong bead is a god that my father brought back from Fusang before, different people will show different colors when they touch it, it has spirituality, according to legend, as long as you meet someone who is destined, you can use it flexibly and understand everything."
"So amazing?" Qi'er's eyes couldn't help but light up after hearing this. "Is that young lady its destined person?"
Wen Wan'er only gave a look, and Qi'er stopped talking, too, why did she ask these superfluous, if Miss was destined, would Miss still take it out and give it to the emperor?
Qi'er took back the box and carefully wrapped it.
"How's Luo Xiaozhu doing? I heard that the doctors of the entire Tai Hospital went to Yanxi Palace last night? ”
"I heard from the informant over there, it seems that the concubine was attacked last night, and the emperor personally sent her back to Yanxi Palace."
"Then do you know who attacked the concubine?" Wen Wan'er raised her eyebrows and asked.
"Still investigating, I heard that the concubine was frightened a lot, and almost had a fetal gas, Niangniang, it seems that there are already people who can't hold their breath more than us......"
When Wen Wan'er heard this, the corners of her mouth hooked up a wicked smile, she originally liked Luo Xiaozhu a lot, but now, it was all her own fault, and she couldn't complain about others, and she, the queen, was already benevolent to her.