Chapter 200: Local tyrants, let's be friends
"Tuhao, let's be friends, right?"
"Go, be a fart, you kid, you're the king of the mountain, and you're embarrassed to talk nonsense with me here."
"Come on, you see, the rain just stopped this day, and it's going to rain again in a while, go up quickly, otherwise it will continue to rain again after a while, and it won't be good."
"Okay, then go up first, go up to the top, I'll tell you something."
When he was on the road, Ye Fan thought about it for a long, long time, and finally thought about it, let's sue sù his brother, after all, a brother, if he didn't sue his brother, Ye Fan felt a little uncomfortable.
"Brother, I have something I want to sue you."
"You kid won't want to sue me, you're getting married, you're going to invite me to a wedding wine, and then tell me to prepare the money, right?"
"You can rest assured of this, I lack everything, that is, you can't be absent when you get married, how to say, I am also your brother."
Ye Fan patted Lin Jinhai on the shoulder and said, "Of course, brothers are in trouble together, but I said that there is really something, don't you continue to joke with me, okay?" ”
"Really, really, what the hell are you trying to say?"
"If you don't have any money, just say that my brother still has a little pocket money that hasn't been handed over to his daughter-in-law."
"It's not about it, but what I'm trying to say is that I'm not an ordinary person."
"Yes, brother, I know that you are not an ordinary person, you are a god, a god of immortals, I know, brother, if you have anything to say, just say it, brother, I am here to listen to you seriously."
"Sexuality, can you let me finish talking nonsense?"
Lin Jinhai finally stopped talking nonsense at this time, Ye Fan directly omitted the process of how he became an immortal in the heavenly court, and many of them were not said.
When Lin Jinhai heard it, he looked at Ye Fan incredulously, looking east and west.
"Damn, everyone is two legs, two pairs, a nose, and a pair of eyes, how can you be a fairy? Really, in this era, even the immortals of the heavenly court are selected to be handsome? ”
Lin Jinhai said with a smile, Ye Fan couldn't help but smile when he heard Lin Jinhai's words, his brother is like this at all times, and if he gets used to it, Ye Fan naturally doesn't care.
"I thought you didn't believe it, since you believe it, then it's okay, I got the basic cultivation exercises from those people in the mortal world who cultivated the true realm, you can study it yourself."
These exercises were found by Ye Fan from the Qiankun bag, and it may have been that Li Hongyuan fell into it, and as for the last death, he also died in the heavenly court, and it had nothing to do with him.
Lin Jinhai took the exercise, looked at it, and scolded: "Damn, you kid, this can't be the Fa?" Wheel? Ok? ”
"Haha, no, you're wrong, although the name is a bit strange, but the exercises are very powerful."
"Go, Sunflower Treasure Book, grandma is a bear, isn't this the practice in the rivers and lakes? How did you have that? ”
That's right, the exercise that Ye Fan gave Lin Jinhai is called the Sunflower Treasure Book, this is the Sunflower Treasure Book, but there is no introduction to say that if you practice this skill, you must first say it from the palace.
"I said I picked it up, do you believe it?"
"Believe, how can you not believe it, you meet a beautiful woman casually, I believe it when you say it is your wife, there are too many things that have happened to you, how can you not believe it?"
"Well, without further ado, didn't you say that it rained heavily yesterday and got a lot of wild fish? Let's go, grill the fish and go. ”
"Eat, eat, eat, you, you just can't forget to eat, but, you eat slowly, I'll go and practice the Sunflower Treasure Book first, haha, if you practice this skill, you must first come from the palace, I'm a fart, fortunately, this doesn't need to be self-official, this is not a laughing proud Jianghu."
"Really, isn't it just an ordinary exercise? Is it worth it? Seeing Lin Jinhai, who had already run away from here, Ye Fan glanced over and continued to walk inside.
Lin Jinhai's father is not here today, it rained heavily yesterday, the water around is very large, and there are many water channels in the mountains, so he has already gone to fish.
"Forget it, let's play with your mobile phone while grilling fish, it's really boring to grill fish alone."
Ye Fan likes to use two things, and those who are familiar with Ye Fan know that Ye Fan's left hand is as easy to use as his right hand, two hands, that hand can write, and that hand can use chopsticks to eat and cut vegetables.
"The Great Heavenly King asks to be added as a friend."
"The Second Heavenly King asks to be added as a friend."
"The Three Days King asks to be added as a friend."
"The Four Heavenly Kings request to be added as a friend."
As soon as I opened the number jù line of my mobile phone, I directly jumped out of the QQ information of the four kings to add friends.
"Damn, when did these four heavenly kings get my QQ?"
"Agree to add friends."
After clicking agree, Ye Fan did not reply to the Four Heavenly Kings, adding himself for no reason, he didn't know why?
However, Ye Fan didn't reply, but the Four Heavenly Kings found Ye Fan here.
"Is it Ye Shangxian?"
"yes, you are?"
"Is it really Ye Shangxian?"
At this time, the four people in the Hall of the Four Heavenly Kings saw Ye Fan replying to him, and the Great Heavenly King immediately sent a message over and asked, "Ye Shangxian, I heard that you can repair computers, is it true?" ”
Repair computers, when did you say that you would repair computers? I just said that I can manage the computer a difficult problem.
But the computer, Ye Fan can indeed repair it, the computer in the Internet café is basically broken, what, it was all repaired by Ye Fan.
"I know how to practice computers, what's wrong?"
"Brothers, really, this Ye Shangxian can really cultivate computers."
"Big brother, then let him come up and help us fix the computer, there are a lot of exercises in the computer, if we don't fix it well, our exercises will never be recovered."
"You're embarrassed to say, I said that the computer can't be trusted, you still have to upload, you see, now the computer is broken, and you can't find it."
"That, big brother, I was wrong, I was just curious at the time, so I uploaded it, but fortunately, I just uploaded some ordinary exercises, and I didn't upload the important ones."
"Hmph, if you dare to upload it, I'll kill you bastard, I said don't upload it, although the exercise book is a little tattered, but at least it can still be used, you have to upload it, you see, now the exercise book has been lost by you again, and the computer is broken again."
"Big brother, don't argue, let's see if this immortal named Ye Fan can be found back, right?"
"I heard from the people in Heavenly Court that Ye Fan is very powerful, especially in computer technology, even the Bull Demon King is afraid of it."
"Really, you didn't lie to me, and the cow of the Bull Demon King is also afraid?"
"Well, big brother, really, Bajie and Wukong, the two Heavenly Court tyrants?"
"Those two computers are often broken, it seems that they are broken by watching some action movie, and they often ask him to help fix them, I see, let's ask him to help me take a look, right?" (To be continued.) )