I remember a philosopher once said: If you have an enemy, the kind that is particularly difficult to deal with, you raise a daughter, and then spoil her fiercely, and then you marry her to the enemy's son, so that you will get a great revenge.

Strange statement, right? At first glance, it doesn't sound logical! But if you think about it carefully, it's a little unconscious! It can be seen how terrible the harm of a loser's daughter-in-law to the whole family is!

And Yan Xue is obviously the quasi-reserve of this kind of ruined daughter-in-law, although I don't know if Yan Feng has such an enemy who can be harmed, but so far, just looking at Yan Xue's degree of cheating, its lethality comparable to nuclear weapons is absolutely not to be underestimated.

Zhang Xiaoshuai has seen a lot of fat and thin beauties, and he is no longer the kind of stunned young fool who can't take a step when he sees a beautiful girl, so even if Yan Xue is beautiful, he still can't look down on her.

Although many men openly say that women should be stupid to be more cute, in Zhang Xiaoshuai's view, IQ is never synchronized, ideas are never at the same level, that is, there is no common hobby, and there is no way to exchange information, such a woman is no different from the sincere heart of inflation.

Of course, turnips and cabbages have their own loves, and some people prefer this kind of different pleasure that suppresses each other in IQ may not be known, in short, emotional matters, it is impossible to generalize.

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At that time, Zhang Xiaoshuai was squatting on the side of the road in embarrassment to drink the northwest wind, the cold wind in the second half of the night was always extremely cold and biting, the two of them squatted here like fools, and it was almost half an hour in a blink of an eye, during which Zhang Xiaoshuai even moved the idea of going back to drive Abin's SUV, but he just thought about it, after all, the car was really troublesome to deal with, and the two had made up their minds to hide their identities, so it was naturally impossible to do stupid things that would expose their identities.

"Huh! There you go!"

When Zhang Xiaoshuai squatted until his calves began to be faintly numb, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket.

"What's there? Good news from the delivery room?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai immediately rolled his eyes, and said angrily:

"Didn't you say that chivalry and righteousness should also keep pace with the times and rejuvenate the country with science and technology? I'm getting ready to do that."

"Oh? Really?"

Yuan Ye stretched his neck very curiously, and his little eyes looked at Zhang Xiaoshuai's mobile phone with a sly look, but he saw that he seemed to click on some software, and then he started typing like a fly.

After clicking the confirmation button, Zhang Xiaoshuai finally breathed a sigh of relief, the almighty Didi taxi, I hope this time I didn't believe you wrong.

Five minutes later, the phone rang suddenly, and Zhang Xiaoshuai hurriedly picked it up.

"Hey! Is it Mr. Zhang? Can you tell us exactly where you are?"

Because the location is easier to find, as soon as Zhang Xiaoshuai spoke, the driver immediately said that he already knew, but it was just ......

"In the middle of the night, people are a little scared to go to such a far place......

Zhang Xiaoshuai: "......"

Fall! If you want to sit on the ground and start the price, you can say it directly, and when you listen to the voice, you will know that the cliff is a big man with a big foot, and a weak girl who pretends to be woolen! I can't bear it, but since everyone is saying it so bluntly, Zhang Xiaoshuai can't pretend to understand anymore.

"In addition to the money for the normal round-trip odometer, I will add another two hundred yuan to you."

The hard work is simply the gospel from God, the transformation in appearance, the weak girl in the heart, as long as the money is enough, the driver uncle who dares to accompany you to learn from the experience immediately agreed with a smile.

"Okay! Boss Zhang, you're all right! I'll come when my grandson goes!"

Zhang Xiaoshuai: "......"

Anyway, are taxi drivers so funny now? I'm drunk too!

"Found someone? How do you call it?"

Yuan Ye continued to stretch his head without shame, the two were already head to head, when Zhang Xiaoshuai called just now, he naturally heard it all, but he still didn't understand, how did he call a taxi? Supposedly, a fashionista like him (sky thunder!) Fog!), how could there be something he didn't understand? That's not at all!

"Shhhh Secret!"

Zhang Xiaoshuai put on a posture of 'don't say anything if he kills', only to hook the wilderness is itchy and unbearable, and almost made a move with him again.

About 20 minutes later, a taxi with a license plate in City X came at a speed, it was really fast! Xu is vision was blocked at night, Zhang Xiaoshuai saw that the car was wrapped in a puff of black smoke, and drove over like a cloud, saying that this is really not the old demon of Montenegro leading a bunch of goblins out to forage for food? If it weren't for the courage of the two of them, seeing this situation, it is estimated that they would have turned around and run away.

"Squeak-quack-"

With an extremely piercing sound of sudden braking, an uncle with a face full of vicissitudes quickly rolled down the window, stretched out his head and shouted at Zhang Xiaoshuai:

"Hey! Big brother, is that you?"

He knew it was going to be like this!

Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't help but sigh for a moment, facing such a rough and bold old face, he really couldn't imagine how the 'people were a little scared' Shenma came out of his mouth, the picture was so beautiful that he didn't dare to think about it, it was so disillusioned.

"That's right, that's us."

Emma! The central government has finally arrived! Both of them had a look of ecstasy on their faces, 'Comrade, but I can look forward to you', and the girl rushed over, and without saying a word, she pulled the car door and got into the car directly.

I didn't see it clearly when I was far away, but now it was closer, and the driver of the pseudo-girl and real man suddenly realized that both of them were injured on their faces, this discovery was really extraordinary, it was in the middle of the night when there was no one around, two middle-aged men with injuries on their faces, even if he was King Kong Barbie, it was difficult to beat four hands with two fists!

Xu saw the nervousness of the driver's uncle, and Zhang Xiaoshuai immediately smiled kindly:

"Don't be afraid, we're not good people."

Oh! I'm relieved! Uncle Driver suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, oh mom! If they are not good people, he is relieved, and he thinks they are good people! Hehe!

Wait! What? Groove –

After all kinds of turns in his heart, the poor driver uncle parked the car directly in the middle of the road with a sudden brake, Zhang Xiaoshuai was caught off guard, and was almost shot out of the window by him.

"Just kidding! Uncle, don't take it so seriously! Can't I give you the money first?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai covered his nose and began to pay for it with a bitter face, thinking that he was just joking when he said he was afraid! I didn't expect this uncle to really have a girlish fragile and sensitive glass heart, and he couldn't make jokes, so he would really die!

"Hahaha......"

Behind him, Yuan Ye laughed so much that he was a cheap, and there was no one left! Zhang Xiaoshuai was holding a suitcase and grinding his teeth, and he was really not happy to see this SB in general.

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Forty minutes later, the two finally arrived at the city center, the uncle took the money and immediately ran away at full speed, the two discussed that it was better to find a 24-hour porridge shop to eat something and then go home, anyway, when I went back at this time, the people who went to work must be floating clouds.

After each of them killed two baskets of steamed buns and half a pot of porridge, the two finally stopped eating with satisfaction, and at this time, the little waiter, who was still sleepy and nodded straight, had been completely awakened by the reincarnation of the two starving ghosts.

"Actually, I've always been very curious, you are obviously not short of money, why do you have to be as tired as Yuan?"

The well-fed wilderness automatically entered the 13 mode, and the virtue of the crepe was unbelievable, just now the stupid Boer who was a mouthful of a bun and choked and rolled his eyes was the same person as him.

"You know what? Pretending to be forced with the money you earn is really stunning!"

Zhang Xiaoshuai's words, I heard Yuan Ye was in awe, saying that he must have misunderstood before, Zhang Xiaoshuai is obviously a hot-blooded young man with a heart for progress, how can he be a scoundrel!

It must be that he doesn't see people the right way.

"How? Can you give full marks to this forced pretend?"

Sure enough, the good young man is an illusion, how can a stinky and shameless guy like Zhang Xiaoshuai hang up with a good young man, the corners of Yuan Ye's mouth twitched twice, but he still raised his hand and patted Zhang Xiaoshuai's shoulder, and praised (fog) and said:

"Sure enough, the chicken soup is so good, I almost believed it."

Zhang Xiaoshuai smiled, and casually pulled a toothpick and put it in his mouth.

"Reincarnation is a technical job, we don't have a good life to throw ourselves into the house of a certain tycoon and a certain giant crocodile, we can only accept our fate and rely on our own ability, in this era of fighting for the background, we have nothing to rely on, we only have to work hard."

Zhang Xiaoshuai said the truth properly, Yuan Ye seemed to be a little eager to speak, but in the end he still endured it, of course, he couldn't say stupid things like 'Since Ye Jinghong is rich, leaking something from his fingers is enough for him to be rich and glorious for a lifetime', no matter how scoundrel Zhang Xiaoshuai is, he is definitely a pure man! Supported by women? Isn't that a curse?

"Let's go! Hurry up and finish dividing the money, let's go back to our respective homes and find our own mothers!"

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoshuai was about to go out with the suitcase, Yuan Yuan knew that he was going to find a secluded corner to sit on the ground and share the spoils, so he hurriedly reached out and pressed his shoulder.

"It's not that you want to put the money first, and you are willing to save it for interest, or you are willing to invest and start a business, it all depends on your own happiness, uncle, you just need to give me some money to live first."

"Yo! Can you trust me enough? Isn't it the rhythm of entrusting a wife and children? Xiaosheng is terrified!"

Zhang Xiaoshuai said, slanting a glance at Yuan Ye with a smile, he couldn't figure out how this pig teammate who had not told the truth all day and had cheated him more than once, suddenly lost his mind and trusted himself so much? Isn't there a terminal illness?

"You're beautiful! Don't say that Lao Tzu doesn't have a wife, even if he has a wife, he will never be taken care of by your stinky boy."

"Oh, that's not necessarily."

The two of them are busy arguing at the moment, no one would have thought that today's words would be a prophecy, until a long time later, when Yuan Ye recalled the jokes of the two that day, he still couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly.

It is said that 'everything is fate, not by people', people in this life, just like the fish in the sea, even if you grow up to be a whale, it is just a little less to go with the flow, but as long as you are still a fish for a day, you will never be able to jump out of the sea to control you.

And this is fate! (To be continued.) )