Chapter 409, Iron Pestle

The peerless woman who was born in the imperial capital made the dignified and charming General Luo change his evil and return to righteousness, and the idea of living at home and becoming a good man suddenly became the first rumor in the imperial capital. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Wu Nuandong found that she became inexplicably popular after going out twice, as long as a strange and beautiful woman appeared on the street, it attracted the curious attention of the whole street, and her appearance almost immediately confirmed that she was the protagonist of the incident of General Luo's lost soul, so now she has returned to her energetic dress that is neither male nor female, without jewelry, and simply and neatly hangs a handsome ponytail.

Luo Yuhan obviously didn't expect things to spread so quickly, he underestimated the level of boredom of the people in the imperial capital, and also underestimated the huge influence brought by his identity and warm appearance.

Heroes and beauties have been the main factor in the story since ancient times, and it is far better to listen to the words that were familiar to them a long time ago than to listen to the intimate affairs of those who are popular with the people today.

In just a few days, almost all the new storytellers in the teahouse have taken Luo Yuhan's youthful lights, drunken beauty knees and adulthood as gimmicks, and made up a story of love between a peerless general and a group of bewitching beauties. The story is made up with a nose and eyes, and Luo Yuhan himself almost cheers for the hero in the book, and his official fortune is prosperous.

Wu Nuandong was even more stunned when he heard it, there were countless love enemies and a lot of blood, and the comments on the war scenes were grandiose, but how could there be a description of a love action movie? Although the words are not explicit, some details are in a trance, and the pink imagination is about to plug in its wings and break through the sky.

The most astonishing thing is that General Luo in the book has simply become a representative of the heartthrob, even if it is a little widow from a high family, a brother and sister-in-law who is left out in the cold, a beautiful village woman with a saving grace, etc., etc., but any woman with some looks looks like a who can't open her legs and bumps into true love when she sees him. And General Luo is also pitiful and cherishes the jade, each of which lives up to it, gives a few nights of long-term affection, or turns the dragon and the phoenix upside down every night, and scatters a lot of ancestral objects, and will go to pick up the woman one day, all kinds of vulgar storylines, but unexpectedly attracted countless repeat customers.

Wu Nuandong sat in the private room of the teahouse, looking at the hall from the crowd to the only storyteller left, it is estimated that the tea tasters present were all shocked by her.

In the end, she stared carefully at Luo Yuhan, who was as steady as Mount Tai and did not see any different colors at all, and spit out in disgust, "Brother Luo, have you heard a word?" Sharpen an iron pestle into a needle? ”

"Naturally, I've heard it, it's an allusion to Qinglian monks." Luo Yuhan put down the teacup and was a little puzzled, "What does this have to do with Qinglian Layman?" ”

Wu Nuan Dongpi smiled and didn't smile, "Actually, two words should be added in front, be careful, be careful of grinding the iron pestle into a needle!" ”

If he usually said this, Luo Yuhan would never be able to hear the deep meaning of the words, but now the storyteller said a lot of similar meat jokes, which made him understand the spiritual trick and have an epiphany all of a sudden! Then his face turned red, and he walked to Wu Nuandong's seat indifferently, squatted down on the spot, and explained with a panicked expression, "Nuan Nuan, you can't believe these crazy words, right?" It's just a sheep's head selling dog meat, and the people are idle and have nothing to do, if you don't like me, take the silver and let the storyteller rearrange it. ”

"Come on, your money can have geometry, and it's not our tea shop, it's not good to buy people's hearts with silver, not to mention that you can't buy anyone else, not to mention that his small teahouse is also said by others." Wu Nuandong didn't admit that he was a little uncomfortable to listen to, and some of the plots were too real, especially Luo Yuhan's teasing of the eldest girl and little daughter-in-law, which was exactly the same as when he teased himself that day, which made Wu Nuandong more and more wrong the more he listened.

"Nuan Nuan, you can't take the bastard words in the storyteller's mouth seriously, I'm not serious, but I only don't pass by you properly, other women are just acting on the spot, saying some kissing in front of others, touching small hands and other cheap words, even if they are stripped naked alone, I will turn a blind eye......" Smart people also have times when they are confused, Luo Yuhan doesn't explain it's okay, the more he explains, the more he explains, the more blue Wu Nuandong's face becomes, and in the end, he slapped the case and drank coldly, "Shut up!" After drinking, he left with an unhappy hum.

Luo Yuhan was stunned for a few breaths, looked at the small handprint recessed on the table with a dumbfounded expression, and praised, "Nuan Nuan, your martial arts have improved again!" Then he reacted that the person had left, and hurriedly chased him out of the private room, "Nuan Nuan, Nuan Nuan ......" Luo Yuhan shouted a few times, but was stopped by the guy because he didn't have tea and spare money, and when he chased it out, the beauty was gone.

The person who should have been lost showed a strange smile, turned around and went to the backyard of the small teahouse to find the shopkeeper, and threw a silver ingot to him, "What your young owner said is good, but remember, I can only say this time, if I hear a sentence, I will not spare it!" ”

"Thank you, General Luo, thank you, General Luo!" The shopkeeper of the teahouse bowed his head, smiled deeply, and whispered: "That little lady is going in the direction of East Street!" ”

"Thank you!" Luo Yuhan laughed and clenched his fists, turned around to leave, but was keenly aware of a piercing wind that hit his lower body sharply.

He didn't panic, and while flashing sideways, he pushed the shopkeeper behind him, who was extremely easily implicated, to the side, but unfortunately his body was one step faster, and his placket was one step slower, and there was a finger hole in the middle of the hem of the brocade robe, which seemed to be calculated by the man, and he didn't want to really hurt him.

The shopkeeper was startled at first, and when he was surprised, he looked at it carefully, and suddenly his expression was a little strange.

Luo Yuhan followed his gaze, and flicked the hem of his shirt with a smile, the hole was just between his legs, revealing light-colored pants that were very obvious.

"Warm!" He helplessly supported his forehead, knowing that he had been caught, and he deserved to be punished by someone's malice.

"Fool me, don't you?"

Suddenly, there was a coquettish shout on the wall, and a girl dressed in green clothes stood on the branch of a big tree near the wall, with a superb demeanor and heroic spirit, and the shopkeeper raised his eyes and couldn't help but praise, "What a handsome kung fu!" At the end of the words, he remembered that this aunt was seeking revenge, so he quickly shrank his head and slipped away.

"Nuan Nuan, I was wrong!" Luo Yuhan blinked, the speed of begging for mercy was very fast.

Wu Nuandong was very angry and puzzled, "Are you sick?" Don't you think the water on your body is dirty enough? ”

Luo Yuhan has already made a plan to be bold and careful about chasing his wife, he hooked his lips and smiled evilly, "Nuan Nuan really understands the master, the master is sick, and the lovesickness is in the bones~"

Yo!

Wu Nuandong's face was ruddy, most likely angry, and he seemed to be talking to himself: "If you don't do this, how can Nuan Nuan face me?" Silly girl, you just ran away, are you jealous? ”

"Vinegar your sister!" Wu Nuandong broke out, and it was only smooth to fight without saying a word. Since Luo Yuhan exposed his bottom to the bottom, he went to the house every day to shamelessly complain about his affection, making the family sweep goosebumps all day long, and finally Wu Nuandong pulled him out, lest he use meat and hemp as a greeting, and ended up getting her such a show.

If he doesn't teach a lesson, he doesn't know what a wife is! What's wrong...... Wu Nuandong suddenly understood something, his feet were crooked in his distraction, and he was picked up by Luo Yuhan.

Luo Yuhan hugged the soft fragrance like jade, and smiled handsome and uninhibited, "I knew that Nuan Nuan was reluctant to let me ~ Wow!" The voice was replaced by a scream, Wu Nuandong directly bit the muscles on the inside of his big arm, grinding his teeth to relieve hatred, and let him play coquettish if he was fine!

After the scream, Luo Yuhan was bitten by her, beating is kissing and scolding is love, the more warm and spicy, the better, saving someone from fighting with him!

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