Chapter 023 How can a cat not steal fish?
Tang Xuanzang's heart was beating with fright, maybe he was born with a fear of women.
Therefore, in this life, God let him wear it on a woman's body as a way to overcome his weakness.
After getting rid of Han Mei'er, he relaxed a little and leaned lightly against the door panel of the toilet. But just when he thought he was out of the clutches, there was a knocking sound on the door of the toilet room.
Then, Han Meier's words also came as scheduled.
"Mengmeng, my dear Mengmeng, I know you're in it. Hurry up and come out~~ I'll be waiting for you outside. ”
The moment he heard this voice, Xuanzang suddenly swallowed a big egg in one bite, and there was a gurgling sound from his stomach to his throat.
Why does this woman linger like this?
He couldn't figure it out, it was okay for a man to feel good about himself who was beautiful and of the opposite sex, but as a woman with a good figure and appearance, why would she be interested in him, could it be that she knew that her female appearance hid a man's soul?
This explanation is also impossible, the fact that he is a traverser has only been told to the woman named Li Man so far, and she still doesn't seem to believe it at all, and I'm afraid she won't tell anyone else.
But the behavior of the woman behind the door is indeed a little puzzling.
At the moment, Master Xuanzang didn't think about anything else, and he would talk about it when it was convenient.
After squatting, he was a little embarrassed again.
In the end, I had no choice but to close my eyes, and then slowly take off the clothes on my lower body, and then slowly put them on after it was convenient. The whole process lasted about 2 minutes, but he did it with his eyes closed from start to finish.
The problem in front of him now is that every time he goes to the toilet, he can neither lighten other women nor his own female body, but take both into account.
Therefore, every time he unties, it is a big challenge for him, and at the same time, it is inevitable that there will be a heart-pounding psychological struggle.
Alas~ When will such a day come to an end?
Even our Master Xuanzang still has a headache for such a thing.
Now that his Buddhism has reached the realm of the first to emerge, according to his conjecture, there are still two levels of Xiaoyou and Fuhu behind, as long as he reaches Fuhu, he will not be far from becoming a Buddha.
But the breakthrough of realm cultivation, in addition to requiring extremely high talent and superhuman understanding, also requires a very important point, that is, coincidence.
Chance is not something that can be controlled by man, everything depends on God's arrangement. If there is anything higher than the Buddha in this world, it is probably only this piece of heaven above our heads.
The heavenly machine is above all else, whether it is the gods and Buddhas, or the beings who are reincarnated in the six realms, all of them are included, all of them are fates, and they are already predestined.
From ancient times to the present, there has never been a person who can break the number of fates.
After putting on the clothes again, Tang Mengmeng took out the mirror and glanced at this delicate face, although the cheeks were flushed, but the female cuteness was full of taste, no matter from which point of view, there were no dead ends.
Xuanzang felt that since he temporarily lived in this body, it was natural for him to keep his body intact, and even to say that he had a proper and dignified appearance. So, when he goes out every day, taking a little time to dress himself has become something he loves to do.
This is the same as children who love to play with dolls, and watching the delicate dolls being dressed up beautifully by themselves will also give birth to a wonderful sense of satisfaction in the heart. Including many adults, although there are no dolls to dress up, but instead put their minds on their children, changing their patterns every day to change their sons and daughters into bright clothes, and watching them become more and more cute, more and more beautiful, and more and more handsome step by step.
This kind of joy of being a parent is indescribable, and it is obvious that Xuanzang now has such thoughts.
It's just that the object has become himself, this beautiful and strange body.
Xuanzang tiptoed open the door of the toilet room, poked his head out, looked around the toilet, and found that the woman named Han Meier was no longer there. Secretly relieved, and then walked out cautiously.
But as soon as she walked out of the toilet, Han Mei'er suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and suddenly got close to him, and then her lips quickly pecked her face, and then quickly left her, with a tricky expression.
Xuanzang was startled by her again this time, and then touched his face, feeling that with this goblin-like woman by his side, he was afraid that he would have no hope of becoming a Buddha in this life.
The great ring of lust in the six desires is a high wall in front of him, and if this situation continues, even if he is reluctant, he doesn't know when this woman will inexplicably break the ring.
Good, good. I'd better go and become a monk.
Just when Tang Mengmeng was at a loss when she was entangled by Han Meier, a person walked to her side. On the other hand, Han Meier's performance seems to be a little jealous because of the appearance of this person, and she has reined in a little.
"Sister Man, you also come to the toilet." Han Meier greeted the woman.
After Li Man heard this, he didn't say anything, and frowned slightly. With a look of disgust, he said, "Han Mei'er, didn't I tell you to stay away from our house Mengmeng?" Why did you come to pester her again. ”
Hearing this, Tang Mengmeng was overjoyed, but she didn't expect that the nemesis of the woman in front of her was Li Man, so she hurriedly hid behind her. At this time, Li Man stood in front with his hands on his hips, and Tang Mengmeng grabbed her clothes and hid behind, in the standard posture of an eagle catching chickens.
Han Mei'er wanted to say something, but when she thought of this girl's methods, she had some worries in her heart, her mouth pursed, and she complained in a low voice: "I'm looking for Mengmeng, not you, why do you care so much." ”
"What did you say!" Li Man's eyebrows were raised, and a trace of anger emanated from his face.
Seeing her performance, Han Meier hurriedly softened and said with a sneer: "No, nothing, I just want to find Mengmeng to watch a movie, then have a meal, talk about life, talk about ideals, and stretch your ambitions." ”
Hearing this, Li Man asked Tang Mengmeng in the back: "Mengmeng, someone said that they wanted to ask you, will you go?" ”
"No, no." Xuanzang waved his hand and hurriedly expressed his attitude without the slightest hesitation.
Then, Li Man set his eyes on Han Meier again, and said bluntly: "What else do you want to say?" ”
Tang Mengmeng said this, what else could Han Meier do, she was slightly depressed in her heart, and finally walked behind Li Man with a disgraced face.
Looking at the back of Han Mei'er leaving, Tang Mengmeng was thoughtful, and finally asked a little timidly: "She, she won't come to harass me again in the future." ”
Li Man rolled his eyes in the direction of Han Meier, and finally only confided in one sentence,
"How can a cat not steal?"