Chapter 31: You Didn't Do It (Part I)
Speaking of the work of the kangaroo monsters and their cultivation methods, it really made Zhao Baiyu speechless, it can be said that their work is incompatible with the character of their group.
The boss of the kangaroo clan in the sixth district is to open a crematorium, and the business is quite slippery, the three crematoriums in the entire Xixia City have been covered by him alone, you say that the kangaroo is Zhao Baiyu of the Hongkou Dojo may believe it, but to say that the kangaroo opened the crematorium Zhao Baiyu did not believe it at the beginning, this is not scientific, and Zhao Baiyu finally accepted this fact under the determination of Liu Yuyan and Dai Fei many times.
In fact, the crematorium, no matter which city it is, it can't be opened by humans, it must be guarded by monsters or cultivators, why use guards, because the crematorium is very important, to paraphrase a sentence in the art of war, it is a place where soldiers must fight.
It's a bit of an exaggeration, but it's a bit of a place where ghosts are bound to come.
After the death of a person, the three souls will naturally dissipate, and the seven spirits will form ghosts and leave the body, and then they will have half a month to stay in the yang world, and when the time comes, as long as there is no soul to fly away, they will automatically be sucked into the underworld and begin to reincarnate.
Almost everyone will have some evil thoughts to a greater or lesser extent, some are big evils, some are small evils, these evil thoughts are transformed into resentment and remain in the corpse after three days after death, even if they are cremated, they will remain in the ashes and cannot be dissipated, only when the time for the ghost to remain in the yang world for half a month is up, these resentments will naturally dissipate.
The kangaroo family's work in the crematorium is ostensibly to deal with the aftermath of the deceased, but in fact to guard the grievances in these corpses or ashes.
Some people have a strong obsession after death, and they will inevitably make some crazy moves, such as being killed by someone, if the person who was killed is not a good person, then the first thing to think about after death must be revenge.
But after a person has died, he becomes a ghost, and there are basically only some evil qi left in his body, which is actually harmless, and it is far from enough to rely on these evil qi to harm a person, at most it is a little trick to scare dreams, and it is still impossible to kill a person.
At this time, if the ghost wants to get some powerful help, the first choice is the resentment in his corpse or ashes, once these resentments are returned to the ghost's body, then these ordinary little rape ghosts will immediately turn into Wolverine-like ghosts in minutes, not only can they wet their bodies...... Oh no, it's a manifestation, and the evil qi can increase dozens of times, and when the time comes, just by releasing the evil qi, they can casually kill those who are closer to them, let alone really do it, it can be said that killing one person in ten steps, and not leaving a thousand miles.
The ghosts' own grievances can be felt by themselves, and when they react to the Tao in this, they will definitely go to the place where their corpses or ashes are stored to retrieve their grievances, so that they can kill all directions...... Oh no, it's a killing spree.
Zhao Baiyu touched his chin and said: "What do you mean, the kangaroo demons in Xixia City manage the three crematoriums, and they are actually guarding these grievances, as long as there are ghosts coming to the crematorium to try to snatch back their grievances, they will stop them, right?" ”
Dai Fei nodded and said: "Our kangaroo clan in the six districts has always been engaged in this kind of work, doing this work can not only often practice hands and feet, but also the crematorium can often see the vicissitudes of sorrow and joy to increase their understanding, and our kangaroo clan is through guò to improve the Tao." ”
Liu Yuyan nodded and said: "In fact, the work of the kangaroo clan is still relatively important, which is why they have always had a strange temper but can still stand steadily in the sixth district, who will guard the crematorium without them?" Just rely on the old and weak remnants of those monsters of other races in District 6? Don't be funny, that ghost has already made a mess. ”
Zhao Baiyu nodded, after listening to the two of them, he also felt that it was not easy for the kangaroo clan, to say that this matter is really not something that everyone has the courage to take down, not that this job is infiltrating people or anything, monsters will not be afraid of these. It's because this job is boring, facing the lifeless crematorium all day long, where is it better than the outside world of flowers and flowers.
If you want to say that the fox demon clan doesn't have this strength, don't you? Zhao Baiyu didn't believe it, but Liu Kuohai was the president of Xixia University, and his father also embarked on a career in office, how interesting this is, when cultivating the mind, you can also exercise emotional intelligence, and the perception of Taoism on this must be faster than guarding the crematorium.
Thinking of this, Zhao Baiyu felt ...... It's not easy to return, it's not easy, Lao Tzu still wants to yin you once, I have to let you old gangsters help Lao Tzu to do the evil dog gang, I'm sorry.
An idea...... Oh no, a brilliant plan was rapidly formed in Zhao Baiyu's mind, and after a pause, Zhao Baiyu asked Dai Fei: "By the way, Xiao Dai, you just said that your uncle and uncle have 700~800 years of Taoism, it's okay, I'll find out casually, which crematorium did your uncle and uncle do as caretakers?" ”
Dai Fei looked at Zhao Baiyu with a wicked smile on his face, no matter how he looked at it, it didn't seem like he meant to understand it casually.
So he stubbornly said: "Brother Yu, you don't want to my uncle and uncle, I don't mean anything else, just rely on your current Taoism, even if you bombard them with Tianyan cannons, they can forcibly resist a few cannons and then take them down for you, suppress them by force, and then let them agree to help This trick is probably not good." ”
Zhao Baiyu waved his hand and said: "Look at what you said, I am that kind of person, I really ask casually, and I will never do anything that harms the interests of your race and harms you, don't you believe me when I speak to the god of death?" ”
Dai Fei was also very embarrassed in his heart, if this was an ordinary god of death, he would definitely believe it, but Zhao Baiyu had to run the train without saying three sentences, so who would believe you to go.
After thinking about it, Dai Fei still felt that Zhao Baiyu was unreliable and unreliable, and his character must be good, he could feel it, so he replied: "My uncle and uncle are both working as tomb sweepers in Xiaoyao Garden in Xixia City, and they patrol the cemetery all year round, and their ability to perceive ghosts is also outstanding, as long as there are ghosts close to them, they can feel it at the first time." My uncle was cautious and did everything well, but my uncle was a little short-tempered, he was shorter, he didn't like to be told about his height, and he was not good at lying, and he stuttered when he lied. Brother Yu, I didn't say anything, what you just heard was your own guess. ”
After saying that, Dai Fei winked at Zhao Baiyu, and Zhao Baiyu felt that Dai Fei was open, this was because he had already regarded Zhao Baiyu as a brother, otherwise he would not have said the weaknesses of the people in the clan, he did it when he believed in Zhao Baiyu very much.
Thinking of this, Zhao Baiyu stretched out his hand and patted Dai Fei's shoulder, and said, "Don't say anything, come to me directly next time if you have something, and I'll set off fireworks for you when you want to pick up a girl." ”
Dai Fei smiled and said to Zhao Baiyu: "Brother Yu is polite, then I will continue to practice boxing, this is my mobile phone number, come to me again if you need to." ”
After exchanging mobile phone numbers, Zhao Baiyu called Qianqian and walked out of the boxing club with Liu Yuyan.
Walking on the road, Liu Yuyan asked with some curiosity: "How are you going to persuade those old guys of the kangaroo clan to send someone to accompany you to find the Vicious Dog Gang?" ”
Zhao Baiyu smiled mysteriously and said: "I can't tell you about this first, I have the confidence that I can do this, Qianqian will give it to you at night, I will go out for some things, and I will come to you tomorrow." ”
Qianqian obediently said to Zhao Baiyu: "Brother, you have to be careful yourself, don't walk around without eating." ”
Zhao Baiyu said speechlessly: "Children, don't use these slips indiscriminately, don't worry." The latter sentence is said to Liu Yuyan.
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It was late at night, Zhao Baiyu had just come out of the pleasure chess and card room, and looked at the time, it was already 11 o'clock in the evening. Zhao Baiyu's plan has been thought of, and he is ready to go to Xiaoyao Garden in the evening to find Dai Wu and Dai Lie, oh, that is, Dai Fei's uncle and uncle.
The time to find Dai Wu and Dai Lie was set at around 12 o'clock at night, and before that, ...... Of course, I have to play a few rounds of mahjong, anyway, as soon as the school closes, I still have to climb the wall to get out.
Even Liu Yuyan heard about Zhao Baiyu's itinerary and felt that Zhao Baiyu was really big-hearted, ready to work at night and in the mood to play mahjong, looking at Zhao Baiyu who seemed to be confident, she didn't ask much, just hoped that Zhao Baiyu could succeed in doing things immediately.
"Dude, go to the Escape Garden~"
Zhao Baiyu got into a taxi, and after saying the destination, the driver's body shook obviously, the driver was about twenty years old, a young man, and he didn't think much about hearing Zhao Baiyu say this, just now it was just an instinctive reaction, but he felt that the people who went to the crematorium at night were probably angels who had broken their wings in their previous lives, so he said: "What are you doing in Xiaoyao Garden so late, it's quite infiltrating." ”
Zhao Baiyu replied: "Oh, go find someone." ”
The driver was already trembling at this time and said, "Huh? Dude, aren't you kidding, looking for relatives? ”
Zhao Baiyu also heard the driver's tone and was a little scared, so he quickly smiled and said, "Hey, you're kidding buddy, I'm a makeup artist in Xiaoyao Garden, and I have work at night, so I'll start work in the past." ”
The driver was stunned, and then immediately looked at Zhao Baiyu in awe and said, "Dude, Niu B, your profession is good enough." ”
Then he began to ask Zhao Baiyu questions, Zhao Baiyu was thinking about what he was going to do soon, and he was in no mood to talk nonsense with this buddy, but he just coped with it, and after arriving at the ground, the driver buddy confiscated Zhao Baiyu's money, saying that he had to pay tribute to performance art, it was simply a neurosis.
Xiaoyao Garden, Mengyou Garden and Wolong Cemetery are known as the three burial grounds of Xixia City, oh, they are three crematoriums, of which Xiaoyao Garden is the oldest cemetery and the smallest one.
At this time, Zhao Baiyu stood at the door of Xiaoyao Garden, and with the memory of sweeping the tomb during the Qingming Dynasty in the past, he had roughly recalled the garden conditions of the entire Xiaoyao Garden.