【Narrator】In a room of 30 square meters, there is a table with 3 chairs next to the table and a bed next to it, on which sits a tragic man......

"Hey, what's the tragedy?! I'm not a tragic man! My name is Hirata, and there is no such suffix as tragedy, okay! ”

The narrator-kun shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and then said, "Okay, then let's call Hirata." ”

"Can you be serious, Brother Narrator, I'll introduce myself next, Brother Narrator, go eat a box lunch."

After the narrator was chased away, a short-haired otaku who looked like a child but was actually an adult sat upright on the table at home (??? ), began to introduce himself in a serious tone.

"My name is Hirata, and the suffix of the real tragic man is said by [beep-] and [beep-] and [beep-] who are jealous of my face, so you don't have to care. The height is 171. 64, of course, you don't need to remember so much, just five into 172, the weight is 60 kilograms at present. If you are interested, you can call me~"

"That's it, the feature film begins!"

………………………………………………………………………………………………

11 a.m. in early July...... Well, it's 11 o'clock in the afternoon, and Hirata is playing on the computer in bed. It's really just a matter of opening the website and seeing if there's any work that can be done. After going through one more job posting, Hirata put his notebook back on the table and got up to wash up and eat.

Thirty minutes later, Hirata put on his apron and stood in front of the stove, churning eggs and sighing, "Ah, what a pleasant morning, there is nothing for me to do, except that the liar is restaurant information, I am really enough." As he spoke, he poured the eggs into the pot, and with a sound of "呲-" and poured the remaining rice from last night into the pot together, holding the spatula in his hand and began to stir non-stop (?? After putting salt into the pot as sugar for the fourth time, Hirata decisively licked a scoop of water, and then the fried rice turned into boiled rice, and the next thing was to wait......

{Author} "The reason why I want to describe this scene so clearly is because similar scenes in the future will be brushed aside; The second is because I only make this kind of food......"

While waiting, Hirata cleaned up the house by the way, and he was not idle while moving his hands and mouth: "What is under the girl's skirt?" Why do boys blush when they hear this? What's under a girl's skirt? Why do boys always want to open it? Girl's underskirt ......"

(ps: How many people have searched for lyrics~~~)

After a few minutes the house was cleaned up, Hirata exclaimed, "Absolute realm! Finish! ”==！！ Then the secondary two teenager went to the kitchen and put the boiled rice in the pot into a bowl, and shouted: "Cook with white water!" Finish! ”

Sure enough, it's a second-year boy.

After winning the achievement of "White Water Cuisine", Hirata came to the table with a bowl, and the whole person sat cross-legged on a chair, facing a plate of "White Water Cuisine" and shouted, "Let's go!" ”。

"Boom" (this is onomatopoeia), "Sure enough, it doesn't taste good, do you want to add another egg next time?" En~ Forget it today, just make do with this thing. ”

Hirata turned on the TV to check the weather forecast while munching on rice, and when he saw that it was raining today, the room suddenly began to shake slightly, and the TV screen became flickering, and snowflakes appeared.

"Is this an earthquake?!" Hirata thought to himself, and at the same time took 10 seconds to nibble on the last bite of rice, then turned around and ran out of the room.

The room is not big, only 30 square meters, and I ran out as soon as I took a step. When Hirata ran out of the door, the shaking stopped. Hirata looked back at his house, and then looked at the people around him who ran out of the house, and sighed: "I really didn't expect that there are so many people in this community, except for my brother and uncle, it is usually difficult to see one, it seems that the house culture has had a deep influence in these years." Hey......"

(Author: You sigh a sigh!) That's because you're an otaku, hey! ）

After 20 minutes of drying his butt outside the door, making sure that the earthquake had passed, Hirata sighed (emphasized many times) and returned to his cabin, and the moment he entered the door, a grieve of egg pain flashed in his eyes......

Seeing that now we are also going to introduce the pig's feet of the story:

Name: Hirata (true.) Tragedy Pingnan)

Gender: Male

Age: 22

Education: 3rd year of bachelor's degree

Place of residence: On the edge of the city of Z in country Z, in Hirata's words, "one foot has stepped out of the city"

Current Occupation: Unemployed

Okay, now that the characters are introduced, let's go to everyday life:

At the end of the junior year, the senior year is about to begin, and in the senior year, Hirata has to find a place to intern by himself, the school is relatively unscrupulous, they don't care where the students intern, and no matter what the job is, they only care about the employment rate after graduation. Even if the students are cleaning in a public toilet, they don't care, this is the sadness of the primary school...... Who called Hirata one to have no grades and two to have no money? I almost didn't go to school back then, and ...... "What a stupid earth!" You nearly killed a genius from the sky! (Hirata)

It's the summer vacation of his junior year, and Hirata didn't go home and rented a small bungalow around the school, and of course, he couldn't afford to rent a house in the city center. Now he thinks that he can find a job to do, don't waste this vacation, it's best to get the job after graduation directly, and then make a fuss when he is completely independent.

Of course, Hirata just wants to get back to the house as soon as possible, and the weather in July is no joke......

…………………………………………………………………………………………

After returning to his house, Hirata spent half an hour tidying up his home, and then continued to turn on the computer to browse the job postings......

The next day, Hirata got up in the morning and washed up, opened the window to let in the air in the house, and then began to eat, look for a job, be depressed, and have a sore egg......

July is really hot season, and Hirata is as hot as a dog in the morning with the fan on, and he keeps gasping for breath.

"Is it the illusion of the Sprinkler family? Today is more stuffy than yesterday, and my body is so heavy. Ay...... I'm getting older, my body can't do it...... After reading this site, let's go to sleep. ”

After reading the last recruitment message of "Catch X Network" and writing down the phone number to prepare for the next day, Hirata lay down on the bed, and the last thought in his mind was: "July, the season of youth...... Why don't I have a girlfriend with me!! Then he fell unconscious......