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It was a new day, Li Jiuzhen turned on the mobile phone navigation, followed the above markings, all the way to a commercial building, and walked into the elevator with a few people.

With a sweep of his eyes, he fell on these people, all of whom were white-collar workers in work clothes, releasing an elite business atmosphere.

In such a comparison, Li Jiuzhen is dressed in casual clothes, which is quite out of place.

Originally, when I was shopping yesterday, Ning Zimo also recommended a few suits to Li Jiuzhen.

It's just that Li Jiuzhen always feels that this kind of clothes is too rigid, giving people a feeling of **.

On the third floor, the elevator stopped, and then a few more people walked in, and the elevator became slightly crowded.

Perhaps subconsciously, even though these people didn't know each other, they still brushed slightly to the left, leaving a more obvious distance between them and Li Jiuzhen.

Two of them also spread out a text jiàn folder, and they were actually communicating in English.

Grunting, Li Jiuzhen couldn't understand a word.

Sensing that Li Jiuzhen was looking over, the two of them stopped communicating and looked at Li Jiuzhen together.

Seeing that Li Jiuzhen did not avoid their eyes, they were a little surprised, and then they avoided Li Jiuzhen's eyes together, and their brows furrowed slightly.

There seemed to be a slight embarrassment and depression in the quiet elevator.

It wasn't until the elevator doors opened again and the outside air circulated in that they felt better.

One got out of the elevator and then three more came in.

The elevator has become more crowded.

All the way up, sometimes stopping, in and out, the elevator sometimes becomes empty, sometimes it becomes crowded.

When I stopped on the thirteenth floor, as soon as the elevator door opened, four people went out.

However, the elevator that had just been vacated was squeezed in by a full seven people.

“……”

At the last moment when the elevator door slowly closed, Li Jiuzhen's ears moved, and he heard someone outside shouting: "Wait! ”

So he quickly reached out and pressed the button.

After the elevator door opened, a petite girl couldn't help but stick out her tongue when she saw so many people inside.

But she still wanted to come in.

One of them said, "I can't sit down, why don't you wait for the next trip?" ”

"Oh......" The girl seemed to be very introverted, lowered her head and withdrew.

Li Jiuzhen saw that it was one of the two people who were communicating in English just now, and he couldn't sit down.

Looking at the girl outside the elevator again, she looks beautiful, giving people the feeling of a little girl next door, and she can't help but despise -

"It's too much to talk to a beautiful woman like this!"

The righteous and awe-inspiring Li Jiuzhen immediately stepped back and said, "There are still vacancies here." ”

"Huh?" The girl outside the elevator turned her head to look at him, her eyes with a hint of suspicion, but she still nodded and said "thank you", and then stood carefully in front of Li Jiuzhen.

A scent of shampoo hit Li Jiuzhen's nose, making his nostrils itch a little.

So he involuntarily sniffed.

Feeling the hot breath exhaled by Li Jiuzhen just above her head, and hearing the sound of Li Jiuzhen sniffing, the girl's scalp was numb, and the moment the elevator door closed, she was shocked-

"This guy can't be a pervert, right? Why else would you smell my hair? ”

Because when Li Jiuzhen retreated, he squeezed the people behind him.

Someone in the back was naturally a little unhappy, so he quietly squeezed forward.

Li Jiuzhen was knocked and leaned forward a little, and the clothes on his chest also touched the girl's back.

His clothes are zippered, and they are pulled up.

The metal zipper clasp was in a position that was just against the back of the girl's neck as it leaned forward.

The ice was cold, hard, and gave the girl goosebumps on her neck.

"Why is he getting so close from behind? Don't...... He's going to push me? ”

The girl swallowed her saliva with difficulty, and then moved forward a little as far as she could, not letting Li Jiuzhen be next to her.

Li Jiuzhen didn't care about these details at all, just stared at the elevator numbers.

Suddenly, a very slight pop made Li Jiuzhen look stunned.

The voice...... Why does it give me a familiar feeling? ”

"Ah, I remember, it's the sound of a fart!"

"So, who's farting?"

Li Jiuzhen carefully recalled the position when the voice appeared-

As a master, if you don't master the ability to listen to the wind and distinguish positions, wouldn't you have been poked to death by someone else's secret weapon?

Li Jiu is really a master, and he is also a master of throwing and catching flying needles!

So he locked up the suspect very lightly.

That! Only! Be!

The girl in front of him.

"I didn't expect it to be her, it's really ......"

Li Jiuzhen said secretly, with a trace of disappointment in his heart.

She looks so beautiful that she still farts!

It's simply disillusioned with the beautiful image in my heart.

But this kind of thing belongs to other people's freedom, and Li Jiuzhen will not be so boring as to complain.

After all, he farted many years ago......

In retrospect, it seems that I haven't farted since the completion of kung fu.

Li Jiuzhen suddenly felt a little dazed, because he had forgotten what it was like to fart.

Is this a life experience that must be sacrificed to become a master?

"Hey, no, this, why do I feel more and more stinky?"

"It's not good, this girl has indigestion, maybe she has some gastrointestinal problems and needs to be treated!" Li Jiuzhen's face changed, and the eyes in his eyes when he looked at this girl became more different.

"Hmph, think I can't help it? I'm a master! Li Jiuzhen secretly sneered, and at the same time closed his breath.

The so-called turtle breath gong, if you don't breathe for a few hours, Li Jiu really can't do it.

However, with his cultivation, holding his breath for a few minutes is all trivial, and he will definitely not suffocate to death.

If you can't breathe, why be afraid of the smell?

Li Jiuzhen's brows furrowed, but he was startled again.

Because he felt that in the elevator, except for the initiator in front of him, everyone was staring at him!

And their expressions were painful, and their eyes were full of hostility.

Li Jiuzhen slowly turned his head to meet their gaze, and suddenly realized that these guys had taken themselves as murderers!

But I haven't farted for many years, how can I carry such a black cauldron?

"I didn't put this fart." For the sake of innocence, Li Jiuzhen would rather give up holding his breath and let the stench that had not yet dissipated enter his nose, but he still opened his mouth and said very seriously.

He looked calm, but in the eyes of these people, there was no silver here, and he was a thief!

If he didn't fart, would he need an explanation?

To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to be true!

This girl...... It's disgusting!

Previously, Li Jiuzhen vacated his place and let the girl enter the elevator, faintly brushing someone's face.

The man was not very happy, but at this time he couldn't hold back and said, "It's not you, who else?" Do you think here, besides you, who else would do such an unsuccessful thing? ”

Even though there was no physical contact, Li Jiuzhen still felt the girl in front of him tremble slightly.

Seeing that the neck that was revealed when she lowered her head was already covered with a thin layer of powder, Li Jiuzhen sighed secretly, and then said: "First of all, I don't think farting is just no vegetarian." Secondly, everyone here can fart, but I can't fart anymore. ”

"The last thing I want to say is ......"

Li Jiuzhen pointed to the girl in front of him and said categorically: "She put this fart, you can't wronged me." ”

“……”