On Wednesday afternoon, Zhou Yi took his sister, according to the pre-arrangement, to the Caizi Group and took a few promotional photos. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info The idea is still Zhou Yi's own thoughts. The two brothers and sisters wore the very festive red talent dress and beautiful women's dress specially prepared by the talent group, and then each wrote half a couplet, put it together, took pictures to promote, and showed calligraphy, which is very interesting.

It is not uncommon for celebrities to do this in previous lives.

The purpose of the couplet is just to promote the costume, not really to congratulate the New Year, it is not neat, but it doesn't matter.

Zhou Yi splashed ink, and the upper link he wrote naturally was: "Talents win the world!" ”

Tang Yan's next couplet is: "Beautiful women are hard to get." ”

The couplet was thought of by Zhou Yi, and it made Manager Zhao and them laugh: You brothers and sisters are really good at playing!

The meaning of the couplet is: buy it now! Beautiful women are hard to come by, and if you don't buy them, you can't buy them.

Tang Yan's handwriting is good, but her brush calligraphy is not as good as her brother's, but she doesn't want her brother to write for her, so she has practiced hard for a long time before she can barely write five words beautifully, as long as it looks good.

Zhou Yizhen Khan: "Sister, don't write all the red paper prepared by other companies!" ”

Tang Yan was choked by her brother again.

How many did she write in total? I didn't write a few at all! Is she a waster? A bad brother is hypocrisy!

Manager Zhao couldn't laugh well, this pair of brothers and sisters is really interesting.

In fact, Tang Yan's characters are still quite delicate, not as talented and powerful as her brother, but she has a beautiful taste of red sleeves and fragrance.

Taking pictures is of course very simple.

In fact, this couplet is taken from a song composed by the Western Han Dynasty musician Li Yannian, and it has also been covered by many singers in modern times. The full text of the lyrics is: "There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent." One look at the city, and then look at the country. Rather than know the city and the country, it is difficult to get a beautiful woman. ”

That's how the country and the city came about.

Zhou Yi pulled out "beautiful women are hard to get again" and docked with "talented people win the world", completing the untidy couplet.

He really attaches great importance to the advertisement of "talented and beautiful", and he can always be ingenious when he relates to his sister.

Manager Zhao: They are naturally very satisfied.

However, as soon as this promotional photo was published, it immediately sparked happy complaints from fans on the Internet.

"Your Highness is dressed very festively! Endorsement is also very hard. But it's not right to bring your sister. Don't you know, Your Highness, that the song was written by a eunuch with a dog? And people write songs to offer their sister to pet! Your Highness, you're dizzy! ”

"Haha! Following the public service announcement, His Royal Highness made another stupid move, which is really gratifying. ”

"The people who eat melons can watch the excitement again."

"Your Highness is deaf, this is the rhythm of being punished by my sister to kneel on the washboard."

"Your Highness go home and kneel on the washboard!"

"What the hell are you talking about? I don't understand? This building is too crooked! His Royal Highness is obviously making a clothing endorsement! ”

"They're talking about how hard it is to get a beautiful woman!"

"Isn't it hard for a beautiful woman to write it by our national sister?"

"It's not His Highness's idea! My sister listens to my brother. ”

"Sister Tang Yan wants to read more! I want to punish you for copying the book several times, so that you don't be fooled by your brother. Don't see the words that captivate the country and the city, and be busy putting them on your head! Hurry up and settle accounts with my brother! Let him kneel in the dormitory! To have a mechanical keyboard, kneel until you can type on your knees. ”

"Upstairs, please take my knees!"

"I think corruption can not only make historians, but also musicians."

"Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty likes to cut people, and if he doesn't agree with him, he will cut **, not only historians, but also musicians, and he really convinces him."

"It's a really sad story."

"I don't think Your Highness thought of this at all! Your Highness just wrote a couplet to suit the occasion, you think too much. ”

"I really convinced you guys, it's obviously a very festive and beautiful photo, but you guys made a mess."

"What a bunch of boring black fans, waiting for His Highness Black."

"What the hell does that mean?"

"Actually, this is a very sad story, my brother was castrated, so I offered my sister to the palace to invite pet, and after my sister died, my brother's whole family was wiped out. Great musicians always have great misfortunes. Compared to Beethoven, that bit of misfortune is still a bird! ”

"On the top floor, Beethoven is a bird, and Li Yannian can not only choke the throat of fate, but also stuff his own eggs."

"After all, it's still a bird's story. But you're disgusting! ”

"Behind beautiful poetry, there are often great misfortunes!"

"It just sounds beautiful, but if you look closely, it's actually a vernacular, no literary accomplishment, not a tall poem in ancient times, equivalent to miscellaneous songs, but it was recorded in the "Yuefu Poetry Collection", and it was handed down, just a song of "Miscellaneous Songs and Ballads". If he hadn't been cut off by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and hadn't offered his sister as a relative, it was estimated that this song would not have been passed down. ”

"Is this a celebrity's Weibo? What topics are you all discussing? Do you still have cultivation to speak of? ”

"We have higher requirements for Your Highness."

"Do you have a focus? His Royal Highness is making an endorsement, not showing off his historical knowledge to you! ”

"What about Copti? Ask for popular science! ”

"I'm going to help you popularize science, it's hard to get a beautiful woman anymore is written by Li Yannian, he is a musician in the Western Han Dynasty, and his background is equivalent to our current artistic family! If he commits a crime, he will be castrated, which is a corrupt punishment. In ancient times, we treated the actors very harshly, and if we didn't agree with you, we would castrate you, and then send them to the palace, so that you knelt in front of the emperor and sang conquest! When you meet Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, you may have to offer chrysanthemums, and Li Yannian is like this. At that time, it was not like now, but now it is much more relaxed, it is okay for artists to drive into people, drug addicts or something, just lock you up for a few days, nothing serious, and a lawyer to help you fight a lawsuit, in ancient times, don't even think about it, just castrate! Are you afraid? ”

"This Li Yannian broke the law and was punished by corruption, and he was responsible for raising the dogs in the palace, that is, the dogs, you read that right, this is the word. What kind of job is it? For example, the son of our richest man likes to raise dogs, and you castrate yourself and help him raise dogs, which is this position. But after all, this Li Yannian is from an artistic family, good at music and rhythm, and people are engaged in art, you know, I don't care about what broken sleeves are used to make a peach, anyway, the base is full of feelings, and he can also play with dogs, of course, he will be loved by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty! You get the idea. ”

"There are no bad people in dog lovers!"

"At a palace banquet, Li Yannian danced, although he was castrated, but his dancing skills must be stronger than our transgender dance artists, and they also sang for Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and sang a song. The lyrics are: There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent, looking at the city, and then the country. Rather than know the city and the country, it is difficult to get a beautiful woman. When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty heard this, he scratched his ears and cheeks: How can there be such a beautiful woman in the world? One look at her, the city collapsed, and another look, the country was destroyed. The philosopher is a city, the philosopher is a city, you are so awesome! As the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, I don't believe in evil, I just want to see it. I'm coming to Chengcheng, how can you pour me? Princess Pingyang, the sister of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, is a woman who is not inferior to Princess Guantao! Who am I afraid of when I pimp? If it is placed in modern times, it is not a problem to open a heaven and earth, play a feast of the sea and sky, and set up a website to pimp the princes and grandchildren. She recommended Li Yannian's sister to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. If you want to see it, then watch it! They are all wayward people! Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty summoned him, and he was born in an artistic family, and he was really beautiful and good at dancing. So, Li Yannian's younger sister entered the palace and became the favorite concubine of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Mrs. Li. ”

As the elder brother of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty's favorite concubine, Li Yannian was even more favored. A brother and sister like Li Yannian and Mrs. Li working together is absolutely rare in history. We've seen mothers and daughters serving together, sisters serving together, but brother and sister serving together is the only one. Your circle is really messy! You think poetry is beautiful, but behind the beautiful things, not only is it full of misfortune, but it is also often dirty, and that's it. ”

Later, Mrs. Li gave birth to Liu Ji, the king of Changyi, and Li Yannian was awarded the title of Lieutenant of Xielu, responsible for managing the palace musical instruments, and was extremely favored by Emperor Wu. Melon-eating masses, think about it, those who sing and raise dogs can be named captains! People or eunuchs, are you convinced? You see that those who sing now can be generals, and those are all outdated things played by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty! But at least there is a bottom line, castrate you first, and then let you be the captain, so that there won't be a bunch of big heirs! In fact, our Chinese civilization is really in the same line! Think we won't be able to recognize it if we change the vest? It's just that modern civilization has progressed, and there is no need to castrate, and the current artists are really happy! ”

"This is: whether it is bitter or not, think of brothers and sisters serving Hanwu; Angry or not, the captain still sang and danced. ”

"Sima Qian, who was also castrated, saw this situation, do you say that people are jealous? Isn't this a scientist who is not as good as a play? It is better to write history books than to sing and dance? It is better to build missiles than to make vibrators? My big man is dying! I'm spitting on you! I'll it! Of course, Sima Qian won't spit on you in person, people can spit on you in the history books. What do people say? "Wear two thousand stone seals for a long time, and the number is in harmony with the rhythm", "Lie down with the top, very noble, such as Han Yan". This is enough to prove that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty loves Li Yannian, which is the same as Han Yan! The only difference between the two is that Li Yannian has been tortured by the palace, while Han Yan has not. You said that this Sima Qian is not particular, everyone has been castrated, why is this too anxious! also put people into "Historical Records: The Biography of Yu Xinglie". Those who may have been tortured will be somewhat distorted psychologically! Everybody understands. ”

After Mrs. Li's death, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty didn't have to play, and he couldn't fly in front of the bed, so he gradually alienated him. Later, his younger brother Li Ji rebelled in the harem, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty found a reason to destroy their brother's clan. It's hard to get a beautiful woman again, and the whole family is dead! What a bleak and tragic story! ”

"In fact, this is a typical example of an artist dying, and it is the same in modern times, you go to tease the mother of the country for a few words to see if she dies. It's useless to have a big brother in the circle, it's not the same as playing with you, but you don't have to raid your family and exterminate the clan. ”

"Upstairs, are you doing a talk show?"

"This is really off topic! But it's quite wonderful. ”

"Your Highness is obviously advertising clothes, wow! What are you talking about? ”

"Is it really okay for you to be such a black highness? Is it really responsible? ”

"The propaganda Weibo of "Ace" has just come out, is the upstairs person satirizing the improper relationship between His Royal Highness and the high-level military commander or the high-level CIA? Or is it an allusion to His Highness's dedication to his sister for glory, or simply brother and sister together? Wow slot! It's a hardcore! You're too bold. ”

"It's not pink or black, it's fun!"

"Your Highness is not the kind of person who takes his sister to sycophant! Tang Yan's sister is His Royal Highness. ”

"The national sister and the national brother are together!"

"My sister and brother are a couple!"

"Your Highness will not sacrifice her sister for glory."

"His Highness's character is a bargain."

"This is too crooked, where did this disgusting argument come from? Don't you know what kind of institution the military command is? That's a military intelligence agency, you can get a woman in it, huh? Even if you want to sacrifice your sister for glory, do you have that kind of channel? ”

"If this is okay, the military command has long been infiltrated by the swallows, and it has collapsed to the point that there is no scum left."

"It's the brain-dead that has this kind of ridiculous idea. Although I am not used to the style of military commanders, I will not be so black about them. ”

"Is this in the Black Highness, or in the Black Army? It's stupid to tell the difference. ”

"Black powder! Don't explain! Premium Black! It's so dark! ”

"I don't think it's the artist who is dying, it's the one upstairs who is dying! Such a sarcasm Your Highness, not afraid of the military commander checking your water meter? If people are really sycophants and powerful, and they offer their sisters to seek glory, then they must be at the top of the military command, and it is not too simple to play to death. ”

"Thinking about the filming of "Ace", Yanjing closed the road, I really feel that the one upstairs is dying infinitely!"

"Maybe the Military Command Bureau is a fan of His Highness! Don't think it's too complicated! ”

"Powder...... A fan of someone? I'll it! How big does it have to be for this person upstairs to have this kind of thought? ”

"Do you have time to watch movies when you are the seat of the Military Command Bureau?"

"The people who eat melons come to watch, sit in rows, watch the excitement, and see how the giant wave VIP upstairs died. Do you think that if you are a VIP of the Great Wave, you can complain casually and not take any responsibility? Please feel free to leave a message on the Internet these days, otherwise everyone will definitely think that you have evaporated from the world. ”

"Hearing you say this, I can see that he is a black fan, and I didn't see it at first, it's too hidden."

"Male's Gobi! I'm just popularizing science for you people who haven't read a book! What black powder? Good intentions are treated as donkey liver and lungs. You really want to kill me? Can this Weibo be deleted? Wow slot! How do you delete it? This thing is a. Grandma's was pitted to death. ”

"The message can't be deleted. Ha ha! Sit back and wait for bad luck. ”

"Sit back and wait for the unlucky +1, stay in formation downstairs."

Zhou Yi and Tang Yan both saw these messages, they were really sweating, and they couldn't cry or laugh.

Brother, you explain and explain, what does it mean to offer your sister for glory? Zhou Yi was quite speechless.

Tang Yan was so angry that she pinched her brother, but it was useless.

And they can't explain it, the more they depict it, the darker it gets, they just don't care, just let the fans continue to make trouble!

There is no explanation for its practicality, and if you don't see any celebrity who has something to explain on the Internet, you should watch it as a joke.

Stars who don't have black fans are not real stars, let there be more black fans, and make more fun!

The more hype the fans, the higher Zhou Yi's popularity, which is a good thing.

Benefiting from the recent widespread dissemination of the "One Finger Zen" video and the continuous hype, the number of Zhou Yi's Weibo fans has been rising, and it is now running towards the goal of 35 million, which is simply unstoppable.

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