Wedge

Inexplicably, she was hooked by the wrong soul, angrily looked at the handsome god in front of her, and was determined to kill this handsome (declining) god with her eyes.

The handsome and miserable god ignored so many, only raised his good-looking eyebrows, looked at her with an evil smile and said, "Want to go back to your previous life? ”

She blinked her big round eyes and nodded desperately at her little head.

The god leaned forward slightly, supported his chin with his right hand, narrowed his eyes slightly, and smiled even more evilly, and after a while, he smiled and asked, "You didn't have a house, a car, or relatives in your previous life, what is there to go back to?" ”

It was very embarrassing to be exposed, especially when she remembered her parents who had just died in a car accident, and the sadness made her hesitate for a long time before she stubbornly raised her head and said to God: "Who said I have no relatives?" I still have Tian Tian and Zangzang! ”

The god who laughed out loud got up and walked up to her, glanced at her who was not as tall as his shoulders a few times, and said regretfully: "Although you are thinking about the dog and cat in your previous life, it is a pity that your true body in your previous life has been destroyed, and the deity really can't let you go back." If you don't want to, don't blame the deity for not taking care of you in the future."

After figuring out what a crossing was, she felt a little relieved, and tentatively asked God who she would cross into?

God smiled and said: Your face is peerless in the next life!

She secretly rejoices, who doesn't love beauty.

God envy said: You will be rich and noble in your next life!

She secretly likes that she is a layman.

God sighed and said: You will be blessed in the next life!

She was overjoyed, she must choose someone who is more handsome than this handsome (decay) god, but she has to remove the decay word.

God lamented: You will be a man in your next life!

Without saying a word, she fainted, and her body fell on her back and stirred the white mist floating in the temple into a wave of air rolling, and the god choked on the smoke and coughed wildly, and ordered someone to wake her up.

When she woke up, regardless of the bulging bag at the back of her head, she immediately rushed forward and hugged Shendi's thighs, crying, crying, howling, begging God to make herself a beautiful girl, and swore to the sky that she would kill her, and she would not be a man (provided that she must not be killed).

is not afraid of the death drop to tempt the god with beauty, and after seeing that it does not work, she said that if her wish is satisfied, she will definitely help him set up an immortal tablet in the next life, so that the people of the world can worship him and sing his praises.

After pumping his legs for a long time, he couldn't move half an inch of God, and the scene described to her slowly entered the realm of imagination, the long silver-white hair changed with his mood in various colors, and when the swaying long hair was fixed in purple, the god nodded and sighed, "Okay, you will be a man before a woman in your next life!" ”

"Uh, God, is this what shrimp mean?" She was stunned.

Looking at her stupid look, God finally said impatiently: "Okay, okay, it's just a fake man for a day, what kind of expression do you have?" ”

Before she could recover from her stunned moments, God had ordered her to be dragged through the door, and would not give her a chance to ask questions.

Ay! As the saying goes, no one is perfect, and no god is perfect!

This person refers to her, and this god naturally refers to the handsome (declining) god who was blown up before.

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(*^__^*) hee hee ...... This article is not a fairy tale class, don't be bluffed by this wedge!