As the saying goes: three years in the army, the sow races the sable.

Dong Jiu felt that this was wrong, it was too exaggerated! Where do you need three years? Three days is enough for the sow to race the sable!

Looking at the crowds of stick soldiers, the blacksmith NPCs who were repairing equipment were divided into two columns. The girl who ran over to repair the equipment took off the equipment on her body, revealing the tight underwear attached to the system, which immediately caused the wolves to roar wildly.

Here Dongjiu has to complain about this Korean soldier. It is said that it is compulsory military service, and all the people are soldiers, but what is the situation with Nima? When you enter the barracks, you will grow meat, go on vacation and enjoy it?

From 20 to 30 years old, if you are in good health, you have to go to serve for two years, and you can apply for a postponement of enlistment. That looks normal, doesn't it? But as a result, when the economy is poor and unemployment is high, they rush to enlist in the army, and when the economy is good, they are postponed. The training intensity can make thin people go in and gain weight, and fat people can get fat when they go in!

There is no salary, no benefits, and even compulsory soldiers are not allowed to be promoted, so it is understandable that there is no enthusiasm for training. Anyway, the war depends on old rice, and the stick army just pretends to be a figure and makes up the number of people.

However, when you are a soldier, you become a soldier, and when you are still in the middle of nowhere, there is a female idol team to do a condolence performance or something. That's hilarious, isn't it? Is this like a barracks or a resort?

There is a saying that kara is more popular in Japan than Girls' Generation, but Girls' Generation ranks first in South Korea. Why? The answer is: In the first few years of her debut, she often drilled into the barracks, and these big soldier brothers would be hellish if they didn't become brainless fans after retiring.

East Kowloon's wolf nature towards these GIs is understandable, and it would have been good to spend two years of vacation quietly to survive the period of poor economy. But every now and then, get a girl group to come in and perform and tease, the taste is more uncomfortable than being a pure monk.

But when Dong Jiu saw a piece of fat paper next to the blacksmith NPC holding a drawing or something, he compared it to Dong Jiu's face and walked over obscenely.

Dongjiu is not calm. Secret Dao: The stick soldier can go to tease the girl or something, but don't come to go to the ninth brother and me! I don't care about you!

"Hehe, finally made me wait for you. Come with me, let's talk. The obscene fat paper stretched out his hand and was about to pull Dong Jiu towards the remote alley.

"Donor, there are two great tragedies in life: one is that you can't get what you want; The other is, getting something you don't want. You turn back to the shore. Dong Jiu shook off this evil hand and tried to communicate with the visitor in a neurotic way.

"What a thing! Mess, come with me! Fat Paper was confused, but he still reached out to pull Dongjiu away.

"Phew! It means that I don't do -ji, you fuck off. Otherwise, I'll let you see my big fist in a casserole. Dong Jiu hurriedly shook off the fat paper and put on a battle grid.

"I really don't understand what the hell is talking about, let's see if this person is you?" Fat Paper handed over the drawings in his hand.

In the drawing, a scan of a person's face is drawn, which is seven or eight points similar to East Kowloon. "Yikes! You are a dead pervert, what are you doing with drawing Brother Jiu's handsome face? Confiscated! Go back to the army to pick up soap, and if you come back to provoke me, you won't be able to get out of the novice village! "Dong Jiu's brain fills the picture of the fat paper Ji - the guy does some erotic things on Dong Jiu's portrait, it's too evil.

"Yes! Are you an alien? Say something I don't understand! To introduce, I am the assistant PD of the crew of "Birth of a Family 2". The person in the picture is you, right? We always want to talk to you, come with me. "The fat paper shows its identity, otherwise I don't know how many words I want to use.

"How did you get this picture?" Dongjiu is so curious, he can make his own portrait in the game, something new.

The fat paper assistant PD had a toothache on his face, and said in a deep voice: "I used 5 pieces of equipment to get a few people from Girls' Generation to cooperate with the writers who know how to sketch to describe you." "It's really a tragic experience, only the short-bodied group of the Bombardment Regiment has seen the true face of Dongjiu, and the fat paper PD was blackmailed to give each person a piece of equipment.

"When did I let Girls' Generation see it? It's weird. ”

The fat paper assistant PD looked impatient, "The others are not busy in advance, come with me to see the chief PD." I've been waiting for you here for a long time to repair NPCs. ”

Dong Jiu: "Do I owe you any money, or do I owe money to the chief PD?" ”

Fat Paper Assistant PD: "Probably not." We don't know each other. ”

Dong Jiu: "Then do you or your chief PD owe me any money?" ”

Fat Paper PD: "How is it possible, definitely not!" ”

Dong Jiu: "Then why should I follow you?" Are you stupid-b? Get lost! ”

After Dong Kowloon finished repairing the equipment, he went to the auction house. There is a lot of equipment on his body, although it is not very rare, but it can be sold for a few bucks. By the way, pay attention to whether there is a suitable skill book. Dongjiu's technique-based, pure general attack style of play is becoming more and more difficult. Not to mention that advanced players have started to have a variety of skills, Nima has even started a lot of skills for monsters.

The fat paper PD asked Dongjiu to raise the bar so that it would not drop. waited for a long time to see the main master, unwilling to give up the opportunity; I had to take out the communicator to report something, and I followed not far behind Dong Jiu.

It didn't take long for a middle-aged uncle to come over under the guidance of the fat paper assistant, which should be the legendary total PD.

The middle-aged uncle is much calmer than the fat paper assistant, and he comes up to shake hands and introduce himself. "Hello, I'm Guo PD from "Birth of a Family 2".

Dong Jiu shook his hand slightly, "Dong Jiu." ”

Guo PD didn't expect Dongjiu to be so cold, and he was a little unhappy with his face. "Young man, aren't you too arrogant?"

"Do you know why a bottle of Coke sells for 1,000 won in a store and 10,000 won in a hotel?" Dongjiu obviously doesn't want Guo PD to take the initiative in discourse.

Guo PD and the fat paper assistant glanced at each other. Xindao: Nima, it can't be that you have a nervous disorder, right?

Dong Jiu saw that the two of them were stumped by their own profound questions, and that kind of superiority that was crushed by IQ was born in vain. "It's because of the location. Many times, a person's worth depends on where he is located. If we talk at your place, your value is up to you; But talk in my place, and your worth is up to me to decide. ”

"Oh? So what kind of bargaining chips do you want to get by asking me to come here to talk? Guo PD felt that Dongjiu's statement was a bit interesting and wanted to hear the price code.

"Nope. I asked you to come here just because I didn't like you. Why did the first season of "The Birth of a Family" have Lee Hyo-ri, but the second season did not? It's all your fault, return Lee Hyo-ri to the majority of otaku! "Negotiating, Dongjiu will not be so easy to let the other party understand his thoughts.

Guo PD and the fat paper assistant looked at each other again, and they were sure, this girl was the tease invited by the monkey.