The farce went on for four or five hours.

When it was dawn, Huangfu stood up in surprise and shouted: "Okay, it's dawn, there's light, tonight's stool competition is officially over, sit down with a stool, stand without a stool, or sit on the ground, the meeting will start immediately." ”

After saying that, he rubbed his face, which had been tense all night, smiled, and sat down with satisfaction-it turned out that he pretended to be angry last night to occupy a stool, oh I'll go, what kind of organization is this, it's really a mental hospital.

As soon as Huangfu's surprised words fell, Wang Dazhi immediately put down the stool and sat down, looking at the panting and depressed little potato with a smile on his face, and the lewd man with thief eyebrows and rat eyes also successfully got rid of Tang San'er's entanglement and sat down on the stool.

Aunt Wei worked hard all night, but she didn't break the stick off the stool, even though the stick had a blue nose and swollen face, and his sunglasses were crooked to the side, revealing his white eyes, as if he was really blind.

And the middle-aged and young man with a sharp knife and a sniper rifle in his hand were unhappy to sit half of his butt on the stool alone, and the two of them secretly worked hard on the stool to fight for more "living space".

And the stinky strong man in the peculiar foursome moved the stool over and sat side by side with Wang Dazhi, the blind man, the lewd man, and the two people with weapons in their hands, and Huangfu Surprise sat alone in the front, and the people without stools, including Huangfu Wuqi, stood or sat in the back with a gloomy face, waiting for the meeting to begin.

Huang Fu was surprised to see that everyone was together, cleared his throat, and said, "Okay, before the meeting begins, I will introduce a new member to you. ”

After saying that, he glanced at Wang Dazhi.

Wang Dazhi stood up and introduced himself loudly: "I am invincible in the universe, handsome and chic, flowers bloom, cars see cars, I am eight buckets high, and I am rich in five cars." Bogu is through the present, full of economy. Astronomy is known, geography is known. Aim high and learn from things. Eager to learn, meaningful, and burdensome. Indifferent and ambitious, quiet and far-reaching. Talented, erudite, talented and handsome guy - Wang Dazhi. ”

After he introduced himself, there was no fluctuation in the scene, there was silence, everyone glanced at him coldly or boredly, and then did not pay too much attention.

"it."

Wang Dazhi burst into a foul mouth in his heart, and his face was full of depression: "Why didn't anyone applaud?" Where is the legendary meeting applause? ”

"Okay, everyone already has an impression of Dazhi." Huangfu motioned for Wang Dazhi to sit down in surprise, he pointed to a few strangers and said, "Come, Dazhi, I'll introduce you to a few other members of the Cong that you haven't seen." ”

"Okay, I'm just trying to get to know you."

Wang Dazhi nodded hurriedly, he ran all the way last night, but secretly observed a few people he had never seen, the peculiar strong man quartet must be strong in force, and the three facial paralysis standing must be the legendary brain-dead three friends, only force has no intelligence, only muscles have no brains.

And the strong man who always stretches his face can occupy a seat alone, and no one robs him, in this case, you can know that this strong man is definitely not easy to mess with, and he must have extraordinary ability.

As for the god stick who was beaten by Aunt Taste, uh, it should be a civilian (don't ask me why a blind person can also do a civilian job, do you know if you are neurotic?). So there is not the slightest ability to resist.

And the lewd man with thief eyebrows and rat eyes looked at his flexible appearance, and he must have the skill of light weight.

"That's ......" Huangfu pointed to the strong man who always had a stinky face in surprise, and then in Wang Dazhi's expectant gaze, he said: "Okay, after the introduction, we will officially start the meeting." ”

"It's over!?"

Wang Dazhi looked confused, you introduced me? I didn't hear it, did I travel through time and space when you introduced it just now, and it took me a few minutes to come back to reality?

Huangfu's surprised face suddenly became stern, and he said solemnly: "The theme of today's meeting is about the security of Hatton Primary School, you may not know, two days ago, gangsters entered the school and forcibly kidnapped a student, and now this matter has not only aroused discussion in the society, but also attracted the attention of the superiors, the upper authorities have issued a strong order, let us be sure to rescue the kidnapped students within five days, and we must strengthen the security of the school, at least we must have a core member resident in the school, Ensure the safety of students in the school. ”

“……”

The scene was silent, no one was surprised by the emperor, one by one plucked their ears, chatted, ate cucumbers, posed, slept and drooled, looked at the sky cutely, in short, no one replied.

Wang Dazhi scratched his head, and secretly said that it was for Jiang Xingsheng to be tied up; Then he looked at it and found that no one spoke, so he shut up and did not speak, Confucius once said: follow the customs of the country; This meeting and keeping your mouth shut may be the unspoken rule of the organization, and he should actively abide by it.

As a result, the scene was cold for a while.

Huangfu Wuqi took a look, and hurriedly echoed aloud: "Yes, what the team leader said is very reasonable, I support it." ”

Wang Dazhi squinted at the past and snorted secretly: If you don't follow the rules, be careful when you go out and step on the big debate.

"Well, since everyone is supportive, it's up to me to assign the next personal tasks." Huangfu was surprised and cheeky and continued: "The person responsible for rescuing the kidnapped student will be handed over to Dazhi, as for the security of Hatton Elementary School, let's study it again, there are only a few days left in this semester, and I and Wuqi will guard it for the time being, do you have any other opinions?" ”

“……”

The scene was silent again, the peculiar quartet kept posing with a cold face or a stinky face, the little potato stood upright and fell asleep, Tang San'er looked at the sky cutely, tasted the cucumber and ate the cucumber, Fan Ji was still lying unconscious on the ground, the god stick pinched the Buddha beads and chattered, Wang Dazhi pricked up his ears and listened, only heard what "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law" and "Immeasurable Tianzun".

The most bizarre thing is that the two people with the armed weapons are secretly squeezing each other's buttocks, and at the same time they are babbling:

"You've crossed the line."

"Your ass just crossed the line."

"You're big in the ass, you're squeezing me out."

"You're the big ass."

Wang Dazhi saw that everyone had no intention of expressing their opinions, he smacked his mouth and raised his hand cautiously, he just heard that Huangfu was surprised to hand over the rescue task to him, although he promised Xiao Na that they would rescue Jiang Xingsheng, but he also needed to know more about the situation! The organization must have some information about this, so he intends to ask.

Huangfu glanced down in surprise, and suddenly found that Wang Dazhi raised his hand, a satisfied smile appeared on his face, he pointed his finger at Wang Dazhi who was expecting, and said: "Okay, the meeting is over, everyone is gone!" ”

"Wow-"

As soon as his words fell, Aunt Wei and the others suddenly dispersed, and the stool that was still fighting to death and snatching not long ago was thrown into the open space casually, and Fan Ji, who had been unconscious, suddenly jumped up, grabbed two stools and ran, more than ten seconds later, he came back to move two, and the venue was emptied in dozens of seconds, and even the one under Huangfu Surprise and Wang Dazhi's ass was forcibly dragged away by him.

"It's over!?"

Wang Dazhi looked confused, and said Okay, I'll speak? What about the precautions for explaining? What about the details? You're just going to give me a task, and then, and then you're going to leave it alone?

Huangfu Surprise and Huangfu Wuqi brothers left together shoulder to shoulder, Wang Dazhi took a look, and hurriedly chased after him to inquire about the situation, but was sent away by Huangfu Surprise threw a police officer card.

"Inspector III!?"

Wang Dazhi looked at the police officer card with his photo in confusion, he was silent for a long time, and suddenly raised his head to the sky and shouted: "Who took such an ugly picture of me?" Lao Tzu fought with you. ”