Jing Xinghe's experience listening to "Song of Singles", as well as the reaction of Shu rice fans in the [Da Shu + Rice] TT group to this song, are just the tip of the iceberg. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

After the upload of "Song of Singles", countless things like Jing Xinghe have happened, and many fans have reacted similarly.

Married people or couples mostly laugh when they listen to this song, and they will be happy when they complain about the last two sentences; But the single dogs and single meows have all been blown up, and one by one the groups are swiping the screen everywhere to complain and scold, micro ~ blog, forum, post bar, tt group, and Shumi noodles are everywhere.

Shu Hongming, Rice, Xiaomi and Shumi Studio's Wei~ Bo is one of the main gathering places for fans, and a large number of comments and messages can be refreshed every minute, most of which are complaining, watching, and scolding.

"666, Da Shu's strength abuses dogs, I watched the MV with a female ticket in my arms, and I laughed so much that my stomach hurts!"

"Woooooooooo......oo Dashu, you pit goods, I still look forward to it so much, I thought it was some kind of masterpiece, but it turned out to be an expired dog food that you dumped on my face, I don't want to live anymore. ”

"Hahahaha! Everyone is calm, you see, I'm quite calm, and I'm going to give Da Shu some gifts. Teacher Da Shu, you have a lot of stubble recently, are you short of blades? I'll send you some. ”

"Strongly protest Dashu's brutal behavior of crazy dog abuse! Teacher Da Shu, you have to compensate us for a new song, otherwise I will turn black or not? ”

"It's already turned black, and by the way, a brick will be slapped on Dashu's head."

"I finally know why editor Xiao Wu of DK music vomited blood and recommended it, I vomited blood too!"

"Teacher Da Shu, you can do it, if you don't come to make up for a new song, I'll go to Shumi's studio to squat you every day!"

"The same for new songs, if you dare to fool people with the thing "Song of Singles" again, I will die to show you!"

“……”

Since the upload of "Song of Singles", the Wei~Bo has not stopped, making several public opinion teams in Shumi's studio scramble, checking and fighting fires everywhere.

In fact, it is not too surprising that this big ticket of Shumi fans will be so excited, after all, "Song of Singles" is simply too pitiful!

When Shu Hongming promised to give single fans a new song, they were all elated, and they didn't care about Shu Hongming's sentence in Wei~ Bo "Any song is fine, good or bad".

In the eyes of a group of Shu rice fans, Shu Hongming is a leader in the music scene of the entire Daning Empire, and has written countless excellent songs such as "I Only Care About You", "Listening to the Sea", "At Least There Are You", such a talented person in the music industry promised to give them a new song, how bad can it be?

Could it be that Da Shu will really write another "Little Apple"?

Now, Shu Hongming's "Song of Singles" has been revealed, which has made countless fans full of hearts-

O Nima! After listening to this "Song of Singles", it is not as good as "Little Apple". The brainwashing melody of "Little Apple" sounds so good and very happy, and they admit the saliva point, this "Song of Singles" is simply unbearable to look at, and the lyrics in it are a point of abuse, abusing countless single dogs********......

Not to mention that Shu Hongming not only sent a song "Song of Singles", but also gave them a more tragic festival - Singles' Day.

Get! Mom doesn't have to worry about us having no holidays anymore!

Under this kind of emotion, it is not surprising that Shu Hongming, rice, and millet were slaughtered by fans at the micro~ expo.

Compared with Shu Hongming's micro~blog, the excitement on the Shumi House forum, which is the birthplace of the "Song Seeking Event", is not far behind. However, there are some differences with Wei~Bo, in addition to the large pieces of complaints and abuse posts on the forum, there are other types, such as the miserable conference, and then the onlookers who go to Huangquan generously......

As for the content of the tragic conference, it is needless to say, there is a post in the forum "The tragic experience when you listen to "The Song of the Singles", a large number of fans wrote their true or false tragic experiences under the post, such as "Invite the blind date to enjoy Da Shu's new work and be laughed at by the sister paper when going on a blind date", "I accidentally pulled out the earplugs during class and was watched by my classmates", "Listening to a song on the subway attracted everyone's attention" and so on, making this post a "Les Miserables" on the forum......

There are also voting options for these various tragic encounters in the forum, trying to choose the worst stories.

Of course, the worst story has already been "mastered" a long time ago, and it is the generosity that has been displayed on the forum before.

Although he generously went to Huangquan and did not write his own tragic experience in this post, his experience is clear as long as the people in the water forum know it clearly, to say that he was the worst pit by "Song of Singles", he generously went to Huangquan to admit the second, and no one dared to be the first!

That's right, in this matter, generosity to Huangquan is so domineering!

On the forum, the various ostentatious posts made during the generous trip to Huangquan were full of all kinds of onlookers, and the comments were also upside down, and the content was full of variety:

"2333, I'm just here to join in the fun, by the way, how is Brother Huang Quan now? You won't really be generous to Huangquan, will you? ”

"Worship Brother Huangquan! I read Brother Huang Quan's previous posts one by one, and found that I suddenly became Brother Huang Quan's brainless fan, this is my knee, please accept it! ”

"Hahaha, led the majority of singles fans to ask for songs, but they asked for songs like "Singles' Song", and a Singles' Day was forcibly added to life, Brother Huangquan played well 6, I simply admire! Admire! ”

"(laughing and crying), Brother Huang Quan, thank you very much for your existence. If it weren't for seeing you being cheated worse than me by "Song of the Singles", I wouldn't want to live anymore. ”

"I'm a friend of Brother Huang Quan, and Brother Huang Quan said that he had fainted in the toilet from crying."

"Brother Huangquan was the king of the forum before, but now he has become like this. Sure enough, pretending ~ to be forced to stop in moderation......"

"Although the name Singles' Day is very pitiful, it is a holiday for us, right? Well, I'm going out for the holidays tonight, have a good meal, maybe I'll have an affair during the meal? ”

"Hahaha! Singles' Day! This festival is really interesting, and we will have this festival in the future. I just haven't seen a few friends for a while, and I shouted them all tonight, so I was a single dog to soothe a single dog. ”

"People with girlfriends pass by silently. Thank you Brother Huang Quan for asking for an expired dog food for all single dog fans, I am very cool and happy to watch. ”

"! shoot the upstairs that died first, and by the way, curse Brother Huangquan to be single for a lifetime! Brother Huangquan, you are a pit! Listening to this song, I felt that my life was gloomy. Since you are so willing to show off, why don't you just show off again and speak for all of our singles! ”

"Haha! What I said upstairs makes sense, Brother Huangquan was cheated so badly anyway, maybe he won't have a daughter-in-law in the future, so it doesn't matter how miserable it is! We want to put Brother Huangquan on the stage and make him the god of singles! ”

"You're all so bored! But add me one, Brother Huangquan, don't cry, you will be our faith in the future, and we must have gods even if we are singles! ”

"Didn't you say that you would scold Da Shu together? What the hell is this now? But it seems to be very interesting, Brother Huang Quan, if I don't have a girlfriend on Singles' Day next year, I will definitely give you three incense sticks very religiously, please bless me to find a girlfriend. ”

"From now on, Brother Huangquan is my faith, I just ask Brother Huangquan to bless me not ......to be single all the time."

"Brothers, I'm going to preach somewhere else, we must let Brother Huang Quan ascend to the altar! I'll go to the Dashu forum for a wave! ”

"Go along! Let's go! ”

“……”

There are really a lot of fans in the front row of the forum who are generous to Huangquan, but there are obviously some differences among these "onlookers", and they all vaguely lead the topic to "singles spokesperson", "singles god" and the like.

These people are actually a small group of "water army" hired by Shumi Studio, and the intention is nothing more than hype.

In fact, this hype method is simple, but it works really well.

In the afternoon, many people are already ridiculing their generosity to Huangquan, some call it "Singles Spokesperson", some call it "Singles God", and his Weibo fans have also risen from hundreds to 30,000, and they are still rising at a uniform rate - all in all, the "name" of generosity to Huangquan is established.

As for the generosity to Huangquan, he was nesting at home at this time, watching his name on the forum and Weibo ~ Bo brush everywhere, the expression on his face was tangled, and he kept comforting himself in his heart:

Teacher Da Shu is right, black and red are also red! It's a good thing that we can be popular, but others can't be popular if they want to......

Thinking of these, Kang Fuquan suddenly thought of the advice given by Shu Hongming when he was in Shu Mi's studio, and hurriedly applied for V certification from Daning Wei~Bo.

It didn't take long for Kang Fuquan's micro ~ Bo to go to Huangquan to pass the certification and become a golden V, and the introduction information behind the V certification is the moderator of the Shumi House Forum, the spokesperson of the singles, and the god of the singles.

That's right, Kang Fuquan wants to grab his name as a "single spokesperson" first!

Shortly after the end of Kang Fuquan's V certification, some micro-friends immediately discovered that Kang Fuquan had become a big V, and after looking at the introduction information of the V word certification, he immediately greeted Kang Fuquan cordially:

"Brother Huangquan 666, this identity dares to engage in V certification, and it will really have to be changed to 'God of Singles' in the future!"

"I'll you, you stinky face, are you still playing really? Even the micro~blog certification has been engaged? ”

"Hahaha! Since Brother Huang Quan wants to come for real, of course we fans have to help. Come, come, everyone worship my god with me, long live the god of singles! ”

"Long live the god of singles!"

"Long live the god of singles!"

“……”

The Internet creates gods, it's that simple, unconsciously, a "singles god" appeared like this, and because of the existence of "Singles' Day", thousands of years later, the "singles god" has become a real "god" that is truly remembered.

Kang Fuquan is so inexplicably "famous in history", as soon as it comes to Singles' Day, it is mentioned, there are countless incense, and there are countless believers...... (To be continued.) )