Chapter 17: The Little Army's Clever Plan
Wang Xiaojun has been going out a lot these days, mysteriously, and found a folding ladder from the warehouse, and was busy on the roof and wall, no one knew what he was doing.
"Your letter." The postman shouted outside the door and threw a stack of envelopes and bills into the courtyard.
Wang Xiaojun was on the ladder, and his mysterious project seemed to be completed, and when he put the ladder into the warehouse, Wang Xiaojun picked up the pile of letters.
"I'm back." Tang Sisi complained when he entered the door, "I'm fooled, the bracelet I bought is not obsidian at all, and it faded and dyed my arm today!" She raised her arm for others to see, and her wrist was covered in ink......
Wang Xiaojun smiled: "50 yuan, do you really want to buy obsidian?" I expected that. ”
"I brought this back, too." Tang Sisi lit up the plastic bag in her hand, and a fragrance wafted out - she went out early and returned late every day these days, bringing back different quantities of fried chicken, but without exception, it was not what she wanted, and the eliminated chickens could only be eaten by everyone, and the old man and Xie Junjun, who often came to play cards, followed suit, but they also panicked when they smelled the smell of fried chicken in the past two days.
Wang Xiaojun said perfunctorily, looking at those letters, in addition to the payment form, there are some inexplicable investment advertisements, real estate promotion, a red invitation in the middle of the style of something attracted Wang Xiaojun's attention, only wrote the words "Martial Arts Association invited", opened it and did not say the specific address, vaguely said that the martial arts conference will be held in three months, please prepare for the participants.
Wang Xiaojun shook his head and said: "Now even liars don't work hard, you don't print big hats like the Chinese Martial Arts Association and the Chinese Martial Arts Association, even if you print a Tieling Martial Arts Association, you don't even have the address time to have a meeting." ”
"Show me." Hu Tailai took it and looked at it for a while, but he was puzzled.
A postcard fell out of the pile of letters, Wang Xiaojun bent down to pick it up, and suddenly his face changed greatly!
The postcard was sent from Paris, France, and it had a simple sentence on it, except for various postmarks: the world is so big, you should go and see it.
The handwriting is very beautiful, obviously from the hands of a girl, Wang Xiaojun stared at the content for a long time, as if he was obsessed.
"What's wrong with you?" Hu Tailai stuffed the invitation card of the Martial Arts Association into his jacket pocket, glanced at Wang Xiaojun's hand, hesitated for a moment, and then suddenly said, "This is what your little girlfriend in junior high school sent you, right?" Hu Tailai remembered Wang Xiaojun's eyes at the school gate, and he had never seen Wang Xiaojun with a hippie smile since then.
"How do you know?" Wang Xiaojun wondered.
"I'm not stupid." Hu Tailai was dismissive.
"Show me!" Tang Sisi, who was burning with the fire of gossip, snatched the postcard and read with a smile: "The world is so big, you should go and see it, it's quite literary and artistic." ”
Wang Xiaojun immediately snatched it back, and said absentmindedly: "Go." ”
"This girl's name is Huang Xuan?" Hu Tailai glanced at the payment.
"Do you have a picture?" Tang Sisi asked.
"Boring!" Wang Xiaojun walked away with his hands behind his back.
Hu Tailai muttered: "No wonder he wants to travel the world, in fact, he just wants to find a girlfriend." ”
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"Let's eat." Tang Sisi put the fried chicken he bought on the stone table.
Wang Xiaojun and Hu Tailai's faces changed greatly, since Tang Sisi came back from buying different quantities of fried chicken every day, they had been eating chicken for several days in a row. Of course, human wisdom is infinite, and they have also improved many ways to eat chicken, such as making soup with fried chicken, using fried chicken bibimbap, and sometimes making a fried chicken burger with two slices of fried chicken that are no longer too crispy......
But this fried chicken feast is really unbearable!
The two of them came to the table with sad faces, and suddenly heard someone on the roof gloating: "You eat this every day?" ”
No need to ask, Chu Zhongshi appeared again.
These days, Chu Zhongshi has also become a frequent visitor to the Iron Palm Gang, he often comes as soon as it gets dark, and he never forgets to say hello to Wang Xiaojun every time. In the first few days, Wang Xiaojun was furious, and then he slowly got used to it, Chu Zhongshi appeared here, and he simply turned his face to that side, no matter how the other party picked. Teasing provocations will no longer be as busy as before, Chu Zhongshi is happy to be idle, wandering around the rooms by himself, some corners he may be more familiar with than Wang Xiaojun, and even helped Wang Xiaojun find the piggy bank that he lost when he was a child......
Wang Xiaojun raised a fried chicken leg and waved it at the roof: "Do you eat it?" ”
Chu Zhongshi squatted on the edge of the eaves and said, "Don't eat junk food, we have to keep in shape." ”
Wang Xiaojun suddenly put his heart in his heart and said: "Brother, you and I have spent a week, I really don't know what you want, if you are looking for a cheat, I have a copy here, you take it, don't come in the future?" As he spoke, he took out the seven pages and tried his best to show Chu Zhongshi, "Look, it's really a cheat, it is the thirty styles of our Iron Palm Gang, there are instructions and pictures." ”
Chu Zhongshi said: "Take me as a three-year-old child? ”
Wang Xiaojun was stunned and said, "Let me ask you the last sentence, are you going to go?" ”
"Nope! Walk! Chu Zhongshi replied loudly.
"Look for death!" Wang Xiaojun jumped under the eaves and picked up a slender bamboo pole from the corner, this bamboo pole had never even been seen before Hu Tailai, and he didn't know when Wang Xiaojun hid there.
"Smack!" Wang Xiaojun picked up the bamboo pole and smashed it at Chu Zhongshi, and after being flashed by the other party, he knocked on the eaves, the bamboo pole was more than four meters long, and it was a very effective weapon to attack from below.
Chu Zhongshi smiled after a pause: "Yo, I'm smart, I didn't guard against your hand for a long time, but do you think you can beat me?" ”
Wang Xiaojun shouted: "If you have the ability, don't run!" ”
"Of course I don't run! You're chasing me. Chu Zhongshi deftly avoided Wang Xiaojun's head-on blow and rushed to the front yard as before.
Hu Tailai and Tang Sisi had long been surprised, and continued to eat peacefully.
"Keep up with me, there's a good show to watch!" Wang Xiaojun whispered in the ears of the two and chased after them.
Hu Tailai and Tang Sisi glanced at each other, and got up to follow in disbelief.
Chu Zhongshi has been "snubbed" in the past few days, and today he finally found the initial excitement again. Love, walking back and forth on the wall and roof, said with great interest: "Come on, come and catch me." ”
Hu Tailai turned his head to Tang Sisi and said, "This guy doesn't have any kung fu, his mouth is too cheap!" ”
Facing Wang Xiaojun like a child who was provoked, Chu Zhongshi felt more and more that he had endless fun, Wang Xiaojun waved the bamboo pole desperately, making the yard crackle, this bamboo pole was thin and long, Chu Zhongshi would be swept to the feet by the bent bamboo pole head when he hid in the middle of the roof, which would not have done him any harm, but Chu Zhongshi jumped up and down and floated around in order to show his light skills, and it didn't take much time to transfer to the roof of the main hall.
Wang Xiaojun's eyes lit up, and he swept the bamboo pole that had been cracked, Chu Zhongshi jumped low, dodged, and when he fell again, he suddenly felt that he had stepped on a fine and tough net under his feet! He knew that something was strange, and he tried to fly away, but the net was full of sharp hooks, and he didn't jump back, and all those hooks were pierced into the upper of his shoes.
"Hit the mark!" This was the only thought in Chu Zhongshi's heart, but he didn't panic, although the net was dense, it was as light as silk, and he struggled to jump in again, wanting to take the net away, but he didn't expect that those nets were fixed on the roof tiles by Wang Xiaojun very hard-
"Stab", Chu Zhongshi just brought up a net, but his body was finally pulled to the ground, Wang Xiaojun's bamboo pole was pumped wildly, and his foot and neck were hit with a pain, which will Chu Zhongshi really panicked, since this is the case, he will not do it endlessly, he used all his strength to jump into the air again, this time the net was mostly taken up by him, dragging and wrapping around his ankles, Chu Zhongshi was like a big fish about to break free from the fishing net, and as long as he jumped again, he had to escape.
"!" Wang Xiaojun also understood that this trick would not be able to keep the other party after all, so he scolded angrily.
Chu Zhongshi dragged the silk lala net, pulled east and west, and stood diagonally on the edge of the eaves, although the scene was embarrassing, but the people below had nothing to do for a while, as long as he had another time, he could regain his freedom.
At this moment, Tang Sisi Leng Ding grabbed his fingers and flicked his arm, and the "obsidian" bracelet on his wrist swished out, hitting Chu Zhongshi's thigh.
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