Chapter 136: Distant Cousin
Su Ming entered the mountain this time and gained a lot, but in fact, the biggest achievement or credit was actually to kill an entire armed poaching team.
However, this credit is too troublesome to explain, and once it is made public, it is likely to cause a series of troubles for himself, and Su Ming is not prepared to sue anyone at all.
I called Wang Jianjian, I wanted to ask him for help and solve the problem of the 'identity' of the savage, this guy can't always be a black household.
I talked to Wang Jianshe about the situation, and it was still the one that had been made up a long time ago, "Yes, it's a relative of my hometown, it's my distant cousin, I wasn't engaged in family planning at that time, he was the second child, and he has not been able to get a household registration, he is a black household, he had a fever when he was a child, his brain was burned out, his speech was not very neat, and he was a little stupid." Now that he's in the city to join me, I'm wondering if I can get him a hukou. ”
"It was really difficult to do before, but now that the second child is released, it is much easier to do, so you send me information such as photos and names, and I will find someone to handle it for you." Wang Jianshe agreed very happily.
Name? Su Ming thought about it, this guy is so violent, and he is my cousin, so he should simply be called Su Meng.
Wang Jianshe chatted with Su Ming for a few more words, saying that it was a small talk, in fact, there was a certain amount of information, telling Su Ming about choosing a model worker, if he was selected as the best, he would not be disappointed if he was not selected, after all, in Yangchuan City for more than ten years, there has never been such a young model worker as Su Ming, according to Su Ming's rapid momentum, even if he was not selected this time, he will definitely be able to become a model worker in the future.
Of course, there are many benefits to being a model worker, but since Wang Jianshe has said so, it is almost equivalent to giving Su Ming a package ticket, even if it doesn't work this time, next time he can be a model, of course Su Ming will not say anything more.
Wang Jianshe also asked Su Ming to persuade Wang Hao to drink less alcohol usually, I heard that Wang Hao's physical condition has not been very good recently, and he went to the hospital for physical examination several times, and his blood pressure and blood lipids were frighteningly high.
"Uncle Wang, you also know his job, and it is indispensable to socialize. Otherwise, when my career is a little bigger, I can simply let Wang Hao come to me to do it. Su Ming also shook his head, last time he asked Wang Hao to help find someone to make a fish saddle, I heard Wang Hao say that he has a project to attract investment, and he has to accompany all aspects of eating, drinking, and socializing every day.
Su Ming didn't expect Wang Hao to persevere at first and put all his strength into this project. Anyway, with his dad and the dividends from the cruise business, Wang Hao just can't achieve anything, and he can still mix comfortably these days.
The phone call only lasted a few minutes, and when Su Ming hung up the phone, a nest of fish disappeared. Comrade Su Meng, the savage, didn't look full at all, held the cauldron in his arms, lowered his head and licked the bottom of the pot, licking the brush.
"Is my craft too good?" The corners of Su Ming's mouth twitched twice, yes, Lao Tzu doesn't have the strength to cook another pot, let's order takeout.
I called and ordered a takeaway for a few hundred yuan, thinking that Su Meng was also eating cooked food for the first time, Su Ming didn't dare to order too much oil and meat, and ordered a variety of dishes, and took out a steamed bun for ten yuan.
More than a dozen dishes, fried and fried, are set up on a large round table, which is full of flowers and green, and it looks like it makes people appetize.
Su Meng didn't even think about it, stretched out his big hand and grabbed a plate of oil-popped waist flowers, and a pair of chopsticks appeared out of thin air and hit the back of his hand with a snap.
Su Meng was beaten and withdrew his hand, looking at Su Ming puzzled.
"I'm going to eat with chopsticks in the future!" Su Ming gestured at the chopsticks in his hand, then deliberately slowed down, put the chopsticks on the table, and then slowly picked them up, picked up the vegetables, and disguised the use of chopsticks.
"You try!"
Su Ming put the chopsticks in front of Su Meng, Su Meng looked at the chopsticks and scratched his head, and then followed Su Ming's example, opened his fingers, and held the chopsticks a little stiffly.
"Well, yes, try the vegetables!" Su Ming encouraged.
I saw Su Meng suddenly raise his chopsticks high and fork them down!
"It's not a forked ......" Su Ming covered his face, but found that Su Meng didn't 'insert' the dish, he inserted a big white flour steamed bun on the chopsticks, and bit off more than half of it with a big mouth.
Su Mingle was happy, pushed the plate of fried kidney flowers with sauce over, and said, "Dip and eat, dip and eat!" ”
"Lotus! Lotus! Su Meng made a slurred sound in his throat, dipped some sauce in the steamed bun, and was actually very self-taught, wrapped a ball of waist flowers into the steamed bun, and made a meat sandwich bun out.
Su Ming laughed, he didn't expect Su Meng to be quite smart, so he taught him how to use chopsticks and spoons a few times.
In the teaching, Su Meng quickly mastered the use of tableware, and a table of dishes was also swept away.
Thanks to Su Ming's careful attention before, the fist-sized white-flour steamed buns, one dollar, bought ten, and finally fed this stupid big one.
"Uh......"
Su Ming and Su Meng, lying on two chairs on the platform of the water pavilion by the lake, basking in the sun while disappearing, Su Meng touched his belly, and finally did not hold a lotus, but a loud burp.
Su Ming turned his head to look at Su Meng, wanting to integrate into human society, it's always this uh uh, he can't do it, and he has to teach him to speak slowly in the future.
"Come, read with me, ...... of Apots"
"Hehe...... Uh-uh......"
"Apoth's!"
"Uh-uh...... ...... Hehe"
In desperation, Su Ming could only temporarily dispel the idea of letting Su Meng speak, and it would not be too late for him to speak after he had lived in human society for a long time and was familiar with the communication and pronunciation of the people around him.
The water quality of the small lake in the water pavilion is still some distance away from the water army lake, and the Tai Sui seems to have the ability to evolve the water quality, but after all, it has only been put into the small lake for less than a day, and it has not had much effect for the time being, and the big baby fish that likes clean water has not been in the lake for a long time, and then climbed to the shore, found a shady place to lie down, motionless, looking at the past from afar, like a large tree root.
Today is the big black turn, now these cats have learned to eat public food, from the cruise ship 'off work', will be from the water army lake to catch a few fish back to eat, it dragged a palm-sized crucian carp, gnawed around the big baby fish, from time to time also turned to look at the baby fish, seems to be wondering where to start the mouth is better.
"Hey, Uncle Zhao, I have something to ask you."
Su Ming lay on the chair and dialed Zhao Yun's phone with Erlang's legs crossed.
On the other end of the phone, after Zhao Yun understood what Su Ming meant, he smiled with interest: "Guinness? What good have you found to apply for Guinness World Records? ”
"Baby fish!"
Su Ming checked on the Internet, and the largest baby fish currently recorded, 120 years old, 180 cm, more than 60 kilograms. He measured himself, and he didn't know how old he was, but he was 244 centimeters long and weighed 73 kilograms.
If nothing else, this baby fish is about to set a new record and become the largest baby fish in history, which will be entered into the Guinness Book of Legends!