Chapter Twenty-Four: Fools Who Really Are Fools
Luo Xiaozhu, who knew the truth, was still as complicated as ever, since Father-in-law Yan was not a father-in-law, why did he pretend to be a eunuch? Is it for the sake of anti-pornography?
No, he's a person himself, how can he be afraid? What is the purpose of pretending to be yourself in the palace? No, even if he is not his father-in-law, it doesn't mean that he doesn't have that kind of relationship with Luo Ji?
Is there anything else he has to say? I just ran and didn't finish listening.
After going back, Luo Xiaozhu changed into a men's outfit, this long-lost look really surprised everyone again, sure enough, as long as this girl is here, don't want to spend the day quietly and steadily, she should be renamed called Unexpected Factors.
"I haven't finished saying this, what are you running?" Father-in-law Yan (let's call it so for the time being~ After all, the current life experience is a mystery) looked up and down and continued,
"I know what flavor I like, so I gave this look with it, right?"
Luo Xiaozhu was successfully blushed again, she muttered like a bun, and kept swallowing her anger and didn't want to make any answers.
"Don't you want to know what the second half of my sentence is?" Seeing that she didn't want to pay much attention to herself, Father-in-law Yan brought up the topic again.
"Don't ......"
After Luo Xiaozhu said a simple word, he walked in front, just listening to one is enough to be hit, who knows if the latter sentence will kill people.
The truth is often what people want to know, but not everyone can afford it. She Luo Xiaozhu's heart function is not good, but she can't withstand such repeated blows.
"Then don't regret it......" This was the last sentence Luo Xiaozhu heard before getting into the carriage.
In order not to avoid embarrassment, Luo Xiaozhu did not sit in the carriage, but sat outside the carriage with Amu to catch the car.
Today's weather is good, it looks like the wind is beautiful, when I walk through the forest, the birds are singing and the air is exceptionally fresh, I suddenly remembered the running in the sunset that day, it was my lost youth...... (In order to fill the water, the author himself is also hard enough, you can ignore this paragraph...... )
"Xiaozhu, are you okay?" Seeing that Luo Xiaozhu hadn't said a word along the way, Amu on the side couldn't help but be a little worried.
"Okay, what's so bad ......" Luo Xiaozhu looked duplicitous, how could Amu not see it?
"Xiaozhu, in fact, I like you very much, no matter what you look like, I can't live without you!"
Amu suddenly confessed without a head, and Luo Xiaozhu couldn't react for a while, she grabbed the reins of the horse and braked suddenly.
"What did you say?" Luo Xiaozhu couldn't believe his ears as if he had been struck by lightning.
"I just want to tell you that one second I may only like men, and the next I may like women. What confessions and teasing words of men can be easily obtained by just opening their mouths, and whoever cares about these is a fool. ”
Amu changed his usual hippie smile, and his face was calm and serious.
Hearing this, Luo Xiaozhu slowly lowered his head, Amu was right, whoever cares is a fool.
Whether it is Luo Ji or the father-in-law Yan who is no longer a father-in-law, their status is prominent, especially Brother Ji or the emperor's concubine, the one who has been serious from beginning to end is the stupidest person.
Without looking at their own conditions, why would they like an orphan who has nothing? What is the relationship between them, and what does it have to do with them?
Thinking of this, Luo Xiaozhu was relieved a lot, and slowly showed a smile.
"What's wrong? Did something happen? At this time, Luo Ji poked his head out and asked.
"It's nothing, young master. It's just that someone is crossing the road temporarily......" Luo Xiaozhu scratched the back of his head and smiled stupidly.
Seeing that Luo Xiaozhu seemed to be fine, Amu also smiled with relief, he lifted the reins of the horse and shook it hard, and the team continued to move forward.
After walking like this for about three hours, the atmosphere around them slowly became a little unusual, and the four people outside the carriage couldn't help but tense their nerves, and looked around, for fear that something would pop out of the woods.
"Be careful, there are bandits!"
Amu whispered a word, which made the atmosphere even more tense. Bandits are rampant here, and they used to take the path in order to get to the town after dark, but now they have to face the bandits who may rush out and block the road at any time.
"Xiaozhu, you go into the carriage. I'm afraid I won't be able to take care of you for a while, you are fast, what is there, just take the young lady and the young master and run away! ”
After speaking, Amu took out the knife he carried with him, and while controlling the speed of the horse, he looked around nervously.
Luo Xiaozhu turned around and climbed into the carriage, sat next to Luo Xi, and grabbed her hand tightly, thinking that he could pull her and run away just in case.
While being nervous, Luo Xiaozhu inadvertently glanced at Gonggong Yan who was sitting on the side, everyone seemed to be nervous, but he looked calm, and even closed his eyes and was slightly drunk.
Ah yes, Brother Ji said that he is a bodyguard, then he must be extraordinary, and no one should need to worry about him.
"Stop!" At this time, the carriage was forced to stop, and a strange and rampant voice sounded outside the carriage,
"If you want to live from now on, stay and buy road wealth~" The one who spoke was a tall and black female thief, who looked average, but her bumpy figure was very hot.
"Bold thieves, dare to block our son's way, do you know, who my son-in-law is?" The servant stepped forward and shouted, full of momentum.
"It doesn't matter where your son-in-law comes from, when you get to the old lady, the emperor and the emperor have to pay the toll!"
The female thief held a knife in one hand and crossed her waist in the other, and this decibel roared out as if the trees in the whole forest were shaking.
"Looks like a pretty brutal female thief!"
At this time, Father-in-law Yan got out of the carriage, shaking the fan leisurely, while the jade tree was handsome in the wind,
It wasn't until he heard the voice that Luo Xiaozhu found out that the demon had come out of the carriage, and he wouldn't miss a handsome shot!
Just look at the instantaneous change of the female thief's expression, she was successfully captured by his beautiful man's scheme, her eyes were full of heart, and her mouth was naturally an "O" word, and she was about to scatter all over the place, why was everyone's first reaction when they saw him like this? It's too easy for people to let their guard down when they look like this.
Obviously, it was just a scene about to fight, but it turned into a meeting, because in addition to the female thief, the group of minions behind him also collapsed, probably because he felt that he had suddenly gained insight in this life!
"Still fighting?"
Amu's words made the stiff situation slowly return to the previous painting style.
"Little ones, we don't want any money! Tie up the most handsome one to the old lady and press the village! ”
The female thief wiped the residual saliva from the corner of her mouth, and after an order, a group of small minions rushed up, I damn it, plus the hidden tree, there are really a lot of people in this mighty way, I really don't know where there are so many funds to invite so many extras, it's time for the protagonist to go into battle and sweep thousands of troops......
Go ahead! Father-in-law Yan, it's time to give full play to your cool hanging * explosive attributes......