Chapter 25: Saving a life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter
"Master Nine, wait for me to make my first pot of gold by trading stocks! I'll go and buy a Luzhou Laojiao for your old man to honor you. Zhen Shishuai slapped his beard and said: "I am a recognized master of stock speculation, and I just took a look at the market!" It's really the rhythm of gold falling from the sky, and you can't stop the pace of making money if you want to. ”
"Really? If you can really make money by speculating in stocks, Ge Laozi, I will definitely accept you as my closed disciple. "The ninth master thought about the banknotes falling from the sky, and the mood was really screaming.
Be your closed disciple! Makeup on those dead bodies full of germs, don't! You might as well kill me directly, even if you become a dead corpse, I Zhen Shishuai won't ask you to make up for me. However, if it is the original intention, I can still reluctantly make it difficult...... You! It's really like learning from someone, how can I become like a lagging five-five, I like to think blindly.
Luo Wuwu looked at the male corpse that had just been sent over on the morgue, and his family members also gave him a super big red envelope (1,000 yuan), rich people are different! If you can meet one such person every day, you can save yourself decades of struggle!
Luo Wuwu uncovered the white cloth on the corpse, oh! Buy Ga! How could this man be so handsome, with a bloodless face and long slightly curled eyelashes, your mother's! Luo Wuwu muttered in a low voice, and gestured with his hand, and he could casually put two matches side by side, and he didn't fall down. With a stiff high nose bridge and sexy lips, a Pan An is alive! No, it was Pan An who died.
"You! How does this person's appearance feel familiar? Luo Wuwu said to himself, he felt that this corpse gave people a very familiar feeling, but he couldn't remember who he looked like?
Zhen Shishuai carried the breakfast specially bought for Luo Wuwu, walked in in fear, dodging left and right, and he also achieved the effect of not touching anything. That jumping up and down looks like a street rat! Hahaha......
"Five-five, I bought you breakfast on purpose." Zhen Shishuai handed the breakfast to Luo Wuwu, and did not forget to flattering: "It's delicious!" Hurry up and eat it hot. ”
"You! You still remember the old lady, the old lady is hungry and her heart is close to the back! Hurry up and get it. Luo Wuwu took Zhen Shishuai's breakfast and was ready to go.
"Why don't you wash your hands?" Zhen Shishuai stopped Luo Wuwu's eating activities and began to say at length: "It's not right to be so unhygienic, it's irresponsible for your own body!" Do you know? Illness comes from the mouth, and you must pay attention to the ......"
"It's not dry, it's not clean, and you don't get sick if you eat it." Interrupting Zhen Shishuai's tirade and saying, "You, you're not a girl, why are you so eloquent."
"No, you can't eat without washing your hands." Zhen Shishuai snatched breakfast away from Luo Wuwu's mouth.
"You! Believe it or not, the old lady beats you. Luo Wuwu watched the food slip from his mouth, and he didn't get angry, and raised his fist to hit Zhen Shishuai's body.
On the side of Wu Wuwu, Zhen Shishuai saw the person on the morgue, his eyes suddenly widened, as if he had seen a ghost.
Luo Wuwu also discovered Zhen Shishuai's abnormality, you! You stare at the back of the old lady, could it be that the corpse behind me exploded, no! The old lady has never encountered such a strange thing until she goes to work.
Zhen Shishuai threw away the breakfast box in his hand and ran quickly to the morgue. You don't want to die! What should I do if you die?
You! Your mother's! Lady's Breakfast...... Luo Wuwu looked at the breakfast he hadn't eaten a bite, and he had already had an unforgettable contact with the ground, and he definitely couldn't eat it anymore, Zhen Shishuai! The old lady fought with you.
Zhen Shishuai didn't pay attention to Luo Wuwu at all, he walked up to the corpse, touched the corpse's nose with his hand, and then put his little face on the corpse's heart.
"You! What are you doing, little brat? Luo Wuwu was taken aback by Zhen Shishuai's sudden move, didn't he have a habit of cleanliness? How did you get groped around on this corpse.
"How did he die?" Zhen Shishuai asked briefly.
"Oh! It seems to be choking! Luo Wuwu recalled the conversation of the family, your mother's, such a handsome guy was choked to death like this, it's really a pity!
Zhen Shishuai put his fingers on the neck of the corpse, slowly sliding, there is! Here, he pushed the corpse's neck with a strong force.
"You, what are you doing?" Luo Wuyi asked confusedly, you don't want to get stuck in oil, right? But this is not a beauty...... (Fortunately, Zhen Shishuai didn't know Luo Wuwu's true thoughts, or he might have beaten her with a big stick)
"This person is not dead," Zhen Shishuai said with certainty: "You hurry up and help him down, and then strangle his abdomen hard, like a hard work, right!" That's it, don't stop, don't stop, ...... hard"
Under the command of Zhen Shishuai, Luo Wuwu is doing it step by step......
"Ahem...... Ahem...... "The corpse began to cough loudly under the action of Luo Wuwu, and a round white object spat out of his mouth, and he desperately began to breathe in the fresh air......
Luo Wuwu watched the first responder push the corpse man into the ambulance, and was greatly relieved, your mother's! Did the old lady save a life just now? I'm really great! Isn't there a saying that saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter? Hahahaha......
Luo Wuwu laughed in the morgue, but! This credit doesn't seem to belong to him, if it weren't for the little kid who stepped forward to check it, he would have painted dead makeup for a big living person. But how on earth did he know at a glance that the man was not dead? This question kept popping up in Luo Wuwu's mind, the old lady must interrogate him well, what is going on? But where did this little kid go? How could it disappear out of thin air all of a sudden! Luo Wuwu panicked, you! It can't be a crossover!
Zhen Shishuai followed behind the emergency personnel, trotted to the rescue center, and kept walking back and forth at the door of the emergency center......
The man's relatives and friends appeared at the door of the rescue center one after another, and someone whispered: "Isn't it dead?" How did you suddenly come back to life? ”
Another person also lowered his voice and said, "Listen to the nurse, it seems that the makeup artist in the morgue rescued him."
"! Lao Tzu also took 1,000 to the dead woman, asking her to hurry up and put on makeup, how could she go to save people. An angry voice came out of the mouth of a man in his 30s.
"Be quiet, don't be heard by outsiders." A bewitching middle-aged woman stopped him, and there was an outsider in the matter of pouting.
Zhen Shishuai looked at these people in front of him, speechless and wanted to rush up and fight with them, although he knew that these relatives were people who could do anything for property, but did you go too far to kill people for money, the person was obviously not dead, so you were in a hurry to send him to the morgue (fortunately, it was not a crematorium, or else...... It's really too much! I won't spare you!