() "War Song? Didn't you just work the night shift yesterday? Why are you still working the night shift today? Thinking about money and going crazy, right? ”

Zhan Ge is a screen-swiping maniac, and he can't wait to post a show on Moments, yesterday he almost broadcast the whole process of the night shift in the Moments live, Zhang Xiaoshuai didn't want to watch it, and almost blocked him, I didn't expect this product to go to the night shift again today? For those dozens of overtime pay, he really worked hard.

To be honest, Zhang Xiaoshuai really admires this product, although he also desperately wants to make money, but compared with the war song, he is simply weak, this product is definitely in the eyes of money, and he can't climb out, and he is about to die in the rhythm of it.

Not to mention, after the organization successfully smashed the dens of the Red Cross Society (the abbreviation of the Red Fox Organization) in the hot spring resort last time, each person was paid a six-figure salary, but it has only been a few days, and this goods are in a hurry to make money again? It's really the reincarnation of Qian Chuanzi, and Grande is possessed.

"It's really you, I thought it was the same name and surname as you! A colleague of mine has something temporary, and begs me to substitute for the shift at a high price, hahaha......, colleagues help each other, who doesn't have a big affair, don't you say? ”

War Song yawned without any image, and casually buckled the eye droppings that were pasted in the corners of his eyes, guessing that the reason why this thing came so late was probably that he had been hiding in a corner and sleeping lazily before.

Zhang Xiaoshuai is completely drunk, why is there love between colleagues, and do you still need to ask for help at a high price? Sure enough, talking about feelings hurts money too much.

In fact, as early as when those people entered the door just now, Zhan Ge had already rushed over, but he was too lazy to come in, so he squatted at the door and took a nap, and by the way, he also listened to an ear of foul language, he couldn't understand Zhang Xiaoshuai's behavior very much, don't you say this is stupid? Is it better to pick up a stray dog than to pick up this thing?

"Hey, I mean, you're sick in the head, aren't you? Save such a thing? If you have money and nowhere to spend it, you will fund me? My buddy is so poor that he sells blood. ”

"Don't mention it, who hasn't been blind once or twice in their life, it should be regarded as a kind of life experience!"

Zhang Xiaoshuai actually wanted to say. You take a break from the losers in your family, and you have everything, saying that this product can make more money than yourself, no matter how poor you are, you shouldn't be poor to this job, right? It's so sad to think about!

"Hey, I said comrade policeman. How do you speak? Believe it or not, I'm suing you for violent law enforcement? ”

As soon as they heard the war song say that they were not things, the black-eyed chicken-like two people who were fighting each other finally stopped at halftime and began to stare at the war song with angry eyes.

War Song sneered.

"See? This is my warning call, just sue me, and pay for the legal fees! ”

Everyone: "......"

Where did this police come from? Temporary workers, right? Look at this style. It's clearly a ruffian, a rogue, a hooligan! Properly dressed in the temperament of a city manager!

Zhang Xiaoshuai looked at Zhan Ge's ill-fitting uniform speechlessly, and Yan Zòng suspected that this was not his clothes at all, and it was very likely that it was ...... No, it's for sure, this must be the uniform of his buddy in the class, poor guy, he doesn't know people clearly and makes friends carelessly, he actually let Zhan Ge come to replace him, he deserves to be at peace in the lawsuit.

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After making the transcript with a white face, Zhan Ge sat down next to Zhang Xiaoshuai without hesitation. Hooking his shoulder, he whispered:

"I heard that there is a 24-hour spicy shabu shop near here, do you want to try it?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai rolled his eyes, slanted at the group of old and young women and children who were staring at him not far away, and snorted coldly:

"Do you think they'll get me out of here?"

"What's not to do? Who are they not going to let you go? Besides, I'm going to take you to the scene to collect evidence, who dares to stop you? Do you understand the obstruction of official business? That's a felony. ”

At first glance, Zhan Ge is a veteran who often cheats for personal gain, and when he talks about this, his face is not red or breathless, and he doesn't look embarrassed at all.

Zhang Xiaoshuai nodded without hesitation, it's the second half of the night, and the hot pot is not hungry. I'm so hungry that I'm so hungry that my heart is close to my back.

I have to say that pretending to be a big-tailed wolf is also an art, and it is also holding chicken feathers as an arrow. The war song of the people pretended to be decent, which made the gang stunned, and they dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, and Zhang Xiaoshuai really admired it.

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Finally sitting in the warm spring-like spicy belly shop, Zhang Xiaoshuai suddenly felt as if he had been reborn and lived again, and Ye Jinghong beside him didn't say a word. Concentrate on hard work, the chisels in front of him are piled higher and higher, so anxious that Zhan Ge screams, and he reached over to grab it, but his fingers were almost swollen by Zhang Xiaoshuai's chopsticks.

"Grace will take revenge, you? Isn't it human? There is no humanity of the opposite sex, you are talking about it, right? ”

The corners of Zhan Ge's mouth twitched in pain, and he was still clutching the string of fish balls he had snatched, stuffing them into his mouth tremblingly, and he was reluctant to spit out the hot and cool air, Zhang Xiaoshuai didn't want to deal with him, it was too embarrassing!

"Is Lei Ting abusive to you? Won't give you food? ”

"No, she recently submitted a new project, and she's so busy that she doesn't have time to take care of me."

Zhan Ge took advantage of Zhang Xiaoshuai's time to speak, and grabbed two more strings of shabu and put them all into his bowl, Zhang Xiaoshuai looked at him like that, and couldn't help laughing:

"I heard a story, go back and tell it to her, and make sure she won't abuse you again."

"What's the story?"

Zhan Ge obviously asked a little carelessly, and Zhang Xiaoshuai didn't care about him, and said with a smile:

"Once upon a time there was a man, a well-known miser, who raised a donkey, and relied on it for all his food, but one day, the donkey died suddenly, and the neighbors came to comfort the miser, and by the way, why did the good donkey die suddenly? As a result, the miser cried and said that he felt that it was too wasteful to feed the donkey every day, so he planned to train it to be a donkey who could work every day without eating, but after a few days of learning, the donkey fell ill and died. ”

Battle Song: "......"

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I don't read much, so you scold me?

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"Oh, take it and take a look, this is the best transcript of that family."

Zhan Ge ate and drank to his heart's content, wiped the corners of his mouth with oil stains, and casually handed the transcript he had just made to Zhang Xiaoshuai, the so-called 'hit someone and want to shirk responsibility', he didn't believe it at all, not to mention that it was clearly displayed on the dashcam, and the person was already lying on the side of the road when the two arrived, even if they really collided, with their family background, it was impossible not to admit it.

In the final analysis, if you are kind and kicked by a donkey, it must be the two rammed goods in front of you.

"Isn't that good?"

As Zhang Xiaoshuai spoke, he took the transcript very naturally, flipped through it casually, sneered twice, and threw it back.

"! These idiots! ”

"Do you say yourself?"

Zhan Ge asked very seriously, and then he was covered with Zhang Xiaoshuai's notebook, and his eyes were smashed, and tears were about to come out.

Nima! To tell you the truth, don't you? This day, can you still have a good chat! (╰_╯)#(To be continued.) )